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Tan Mom Wants To Do Porn...

So here are suggested film titles.

"Californicatin' Raisin"

"Brown and Serve Slut"

"Hotter Than Hell"

by Anonymousreply 3304/16/2014

It's the only way someone would have sex with her.

by Anonymousreply 104/22/2013

"Brown and Serve Slut" had me laughing -thanks OP!

by Anonymousreply 204/22/2013

Knock the dust off that pussy!

by Anonymousreply 304/22/2013

The Easy Brown

by Anonymousreply 404/22/2013

Party at Gritty and Mud's

by Anonymousreply 504/22/2013

"Sit On My Leatherface"

by Anonymousreply 604/22/2013

MelanoMamma

by Anonymousreply 704/22/2013

Stick a Fork Up Her (She's Done)

by Anonymousreply 804/22/2013

It Rubs the Lotion on the Skin or it Gets My Hose

by Anonymousreply 904/22/2013

Crispy on the Inside

by Anonymousreply 1004/22/2013

Bad Sushi

by Anonymousreply 1104/22/2013

How dare you not provide visual of her magnificence. Check out the shot at the link.

by Anonymousreply 1204/22/2013

Can't they take that child away from her?

by Anonymousreply 1304/22/2013

The Jazz Singer Anal Gangbang

Anyone born after 1965 will not get this.

by Anonymousreply 1404/22/2013

On Golden Poon

by Anonymousreply 1504/22/2013

This will be what ends heterosexuality in every straight man on earth.

by Anonymousreply 1604/23/2013

She's The Salon Kitty: She's Full-on Gritty

by Anonymousreply 1704/23/2013

What's My Tanline?

by Anonymousreply 1804/24/2013

She needs to go to a mental asylum. This bitch is deluded and mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 1904/24/2013

"Jerky Me Off"; "Leatherfacial"

by Anonymousreply 2004/24/2013

Her body of work will be full of cum gutters.

by Anonymousreply 2104/24/2013

Jerky Me Off and Leatherfacial made me LMAO. Ah. It's been a long day.

by Anonymousreply 2204/24/2013

She's the Toast Of The Town!

She looks like she came down the chimney!

by Anonymousreply 2304/24/2013

Excuse me while I wash my eyes out with bleach.

by Anonymousreply 2404/24/2013

anytime

by Anonymousreply 2504/16/2014

Naughty Naugahyde Nymphos

by Anonymousreply 2604/16/2014

Mela-No-Means-Yes

by Anonymousreply 2704/16/2014

Pussy on a Hot Tin Roof

Bubbling Brown Leather

by Anonymousreply 2804/16/2014

Sharknado the Impaler vs the Cougar. Suddenly Last Summer's STD. Backdoor Blanket Babylon

by Anonymousreply 2904/16/2014

Braising Saddles

The Grill From Ipanema

Fried Brown Tomatoes

by Anonymousreply 3004/16/2014

Tan Mom "Pink in the middle"

by Anonymousreply 3104/16/2014

All of her scenes should be shot on a brown leather sofa..and it's called

"Where's Tan Mom?"

by Anonymousreply 3304/16/2014
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