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Do you talk all funny and dance around when you're home alone?

I do.

by Anonymousreply 2904/22/2013

My cat and I dance the Charleston every evening.

by Anonymousreply 104/21/2013

Calm down, Macaulay; Michael Jackson can't get to you anymore.

by Anonymousreply 204/21/2013

Yes and yes.

by Anonymousreply 304/21/2013

I do.

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2013

[quote]Calm down, Macaulay; Michael Jackson can't get to you anymore.


by Anonymousreply 504/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 604/21/2013

I talk to my cat in a high pitched voice. I prance around the house naked when I'm home alone too.

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2013

Now prance! PRANCE I SAID.

by Anonymousreply 804/21/2013

You people actually do have a little joy in you! Well done, all!

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 1004/21/2013

Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will!!!

by Anonymousreply 1104/21/2013

I imitate voices of people on NPR. I can do Eleanor Beardsley, Zoe Chace, Corey Flintoff, Maureen Corrigan, Ofeibea Quist-Arcton, and Frank Tavares.

I brought it up when out with some friends recently and soon we were all doing NPR voices. You can't imagine the awful, but funny, sounds when six people are doing the voice of Zoe Chace. That's followed by the nasally Frank Tavares' "This NPR program is brought to you by..."

by Anonymousreply 1204/21/2013

[quote]My cat and I dance the Charleston every evening.

Chow, chow, chow!

by Anonymousreply 1304/22/2013

I dance for my dogs, talk in weird voices and then I masterbate.

by Anonymousreply 1404/22/2013

I used to dance around the living room

by Anonymousreply 1504/22/2013

I "talk all funny" all the time. Well, not all the time. But a lot of the time.

I would dance around the living room, too, but I don't have a cat or a dog.

by Anonymousreply 1604/22/2013


Do you also sing into a hair brush mic, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1704/22/2013

Yes, I do this!

For a while now, I have had a fragment of a lyric stuck in my head. It must be from years ago, but I cannot recall the song.

Here's the line I sing,

"Got a condo made of stone-a!"

Anyone know? I want to sing the whole song to my fish.

by Anonymousreply 1804/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 1904/22/2013

Seek professional help you twat. No-one wants to hear about you.

by Anonymousreply 2004/22/2013

R20 is incapable of joy.

by Anonymousreply 2104/22/2013

Why would anyone want to be a bro or a goy when they could be a totally together gay guy like Kristian in R19?

Love you, Kristian. Don't ever change.

by Anonymousreply 2204/22/2013

R18, it's at the end of "King Tut" by Steve Martin.

by Anonymousreply 2304/22/2013

R18, that's from Steve Martin's King Tut...

by Anonymousreply 2404/22/2013

Yeah, but it doesn't make me Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 2504/22/2013

"King Tut!"

Thanks r23 r24,

I had just entered high school when this song was released.

Long time ago!

by Anonymousreply 2604/22/2013

I demolish popular songs by singing them in an off-key, tremulous falsetto, ala Mrs. Miller. It's creepy; I hope no one ever hears me.

by Anonymousreply 2704/22/2013

Oh, I do lots of stuff that, were I caught, would embarrass me greatly. Sometimes I make facial motions to songs. Sometimes I hit these Ethel Merman/Helen Lawson 3/4 poses like I'm some sort of Bway star...I'l do the "Roger Rabbit", or some other stupid dance...I'll sing along in some hyper operatic voice...

I'd own it if I got caught but sure wouldn't want to.

by Anonymousreply 2804/22/2013

I'm just like you, R14, except that I don't dance for my dogs or talk in weird voices.

by Anonymousreply 2904/22/2013
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