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Why doesn't Courtney Love have old lady hands?

Setting aside that she looks otherwise ridiculous and LOL at her going to Coachella to hawk e-cigarettes rather than perform music... how come she doesn't have weird old lady hands like Madonna or SJP or people her age?

by Anonymousreply 1304/22/2013

She's been pickled by all the drugs she's taken. It's like she's been preserved in formaldehyde

by Anonymousreply 104/21/2013

She's fatter than Madonna is. if Madonna weren't so skinny, her hands would look much better.

by Anonymousreply 204/21/2013

She probably didn't have them in water, for decades at a time.

by Anonymousreply 304/21/2013

Courtney is six years younger and 30 pounds heavier than Madonna. That pretty much takes care of the claws.

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2013

OK age can't mean much because Sarah Jessica Parker is the same age and she has awful hands and Jennifer Anniston is 4 years younger and has awful hands.

by Anonymousreply 504/21/2013

They have bad hands because they are all starving to death.

by Anonymousreply 604/21/2013

She lives her life in a vegetative state, perfectly preserved in alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2013

Doll parts.

by Anonymousreply 804/21/2013

It's all about the weight...

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2013

Courtney has been a pampered millionairess for several decades.

by Anonymousreply 1004/22/2013

[quote]OK age can't mean much because Sarah Jessica Parker is the same age and she has awful hands and Jennifer Anniston is 4 years younger and has awful hands.

If you keep eating like an anorexic then after 40 you're going to have skeletal creepy hands.

by Anonymousreply 1104/22/2013

what r9 said

by Anonymousreply 1204/22/2013

Wouldn't it have been uncomfortable if she ran into her daughter at Coachella. It's not out of the realm of possibility

by Anonymousreply 1304/22/2013
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