The sex act is a disgusting anachronism
It's gross, it spreads disease, and thanks to the miracle of modern science, totally unnecessary for the continuation of the human species. We can create offspring in test tubes through in vitro fertilization now.
It baffles me that this nasty co-mingling of bodily fluids continues to captivate people. Yes, it feels okay for half a minute when you're actually having an orgasm, but the very idea of putting my mouth anywhere on another person's body, much less inside some fluid-filled, bacteria-ridden orifice, has always struck me as unbelievably disgusting.
And don't even get me started on ejaculation. I remember being 12 years old and pleasuring myself for the first time. I did it with my eyes closed, and thought I was in heaven when I had an orgasm. Imagine my horror when I opened my eyes and realized I'd spurted that sticky goo all over the place. I never got excited over that again.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/17/2014|
They're call breasts, OP. Every woman has them!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/21/2013|
Struck out at the bars yet again last night, huh, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/21/2013|
I feel the exact same way about your sticky goo, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/21/2013|
OP is totally right. In a few hundred years, when all pleasure and feelings can be induced in the brain through external stimuli rather than actual human to human contact, they will look back on us and shudder with disgust.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/21/2013|
I agree, OP.
The destination ain't worth the long, arduous and risky journey.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/21/2013|
God, fucking Puritans everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/21/2013|
OP, you need therapy. Badly.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/21/2013|
What do you people do if you don't blow your load? I have to at least three times per day.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/21/2013|
if it wasn't for your parents's sex act you wouldn't even be around.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/21/2013|
Well, I think there are two types on this board:
a. extreme disgust(frigid fraus) b. extreme delight(oversexed gays)
I don't think the act is disgusting if you are doing regular hygiene maintenance and keeping with the select partners of your choice. You can have as much or as little sex as you want, and maybe with just a few guys instead a fleet of them.
As for the ickyness factor, just remember what you can't see, isn't there...
bacteria, STD's(*when flairups don't happen), and ex or old partners: sweat, cum, saliva.
Just wear a condom, have sex in moderation, and you should be fine.
It seems the OP doesn't like one night stands, I can appreciate that. And with the gay community there seems to be this internal problem of conflicting views of what is "gay culture" and or "correct" in terms of sexual expression. I think if you have certain interests, that is fine, but you shouldn't have to oppress others with it. It exists on it's own without having the need for approval. If someone doesn't meet your interests, then move on and don't dwell on it there is more to life than just sex. And if you are too focused on it in either extreme case, disgust or delight, you have to get help or therapy. Cause you might have intimacy issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/21/2013|
OP has a point, sometimes when I look at people I just see their germ ridden bodies for what they are. Think about it, mouths are full of saliva, can have mucus and the film that that grows on your tongue, the list goes on. And that's just a mouth!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/21/2013|
[quote]OP is totally right. In a few hundred years, when all pleasure and feelings can be induced in the brain through external stimuli rather than actual human to human contact, they will look back on us and shudder with disgust.
That's how they envisioned sex in the Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/21/2013|
If only I'd known of all the pratical uses of a coat hanger.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/21/2013|
No one blames you, Blythe at r16.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/21/2013|
I'm strictly a hand operator
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/21/2013|
It's not disgusting, just boring. The part that men think you're having a thrill makes it infuriating.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/21/2013|
Like all experiences sex varies, from incredibly exciting to fulfilling to just getting off to "why not?" to just "why?"
Sometimes all with the same partner.
The great thing about it is that even when you think it's long over, something can get the juices flowing again.
By the standards of DL, I guess I am an EG. My experience of sex and pleasure is far away from the intense throbbing thrills of youth. Yet I still enjoy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/21/2013|
[quote]It baffles me that this nasty co-mingling...continues to captivate people.
[quote]I...thought I was in heaven when I had an orgasm.
People who like each other and share views on hygiene continue to be captivated by 'heaven.' Nothing like it. It isn't too baffling.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/21/2013|
There certainly are a lot of [italic]ludicrous[/italic] positions.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/21/2013|
[quote]It seems the OP doesn't like one night stands, I can appreciate that.
It has nothing to do with one night stands. The act itself is totally unsanitary. Private parts are not clean, no matter what you do to them...and we're expected to put them inside or next to another person's private parts?
And I will not put my mouth on another person's body, especially not in their mouths or on their privates. You're basically ingesting their bacteria and whatever diseases they might have.
What you can't see is most certainly there, as if what you *can* see isn't disgusting enough.
If intimacy is having to put my mouth on another person, or touch their private parts, then you can have it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/21/2013|
Wasn't this covered in "Brave New World"?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/21/2013|
Why are you telling us, OP? Seems to me the kind of news that could be kept entirely to yourself, given the direction you're heading.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/21/2013|
Op = Sheldon Cooper or a 10 year old just realizing what it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/21/2013|
OP, what's your feeling about a non-sensual massage, just for some basic human touch. Would you be ok with that? I could see myself giving up sex but not the need for some touch now and then.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/21/2013|
That may be so, Dorothy, but is it outdated?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/21/2013|
I don't know OP. I had my finger up a go go boys clean ass light and it was heaven. I jerked off to the faint smell of it on my finger this morning. Will they ever be able to replicate that?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/21/2013|
How do you survive, OP/R23? Certainly you can't eat anything but sterile bottled water or boiled liquids. Anything else is unclean (according to your standards), and no way can you make it clean enough to actually ingest.
Think of it, OP--meat, vegetables, fruit, eggs--all of it filthy. Grown in suspect soil or flyblown trees, picked by cheap, unsanitary labor. And don't get me started on meat, either factory or "organic." Poop, piss, bacteria, parasites galore. You can't wash or scrub all of that off your food, no way. And some of it still has to remain, even after cooking.
Face it: you're fucked, OP, even if you DON'T fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/21/2013|
R27, massages are fine, but I would never put my hands on someone else's butt, feet, or genitals.
R30, if you could smell it, then it was not clean. I hope you enjoy hepatitis.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/21/2013|
[quote]And I will not put my mouth on another person's body, especially not in their mouths or on their privates.
Do you know how many THOUSANDS of different bacteria you are exposed to on a daily basis? It makes no difference if you never put your mouth "on somebody's privates": most likely one of the people who made your lunch didn't wash their hands after pooping, or the maid you cleans your desk at work didn't use enough antibacterial spray, or the birds whose poop flecks litter your car have provided ample opportunity for you to inhale all manner of bacteria. You have an EXTREME psychological disorder - germophobia accelerated to several amplitudes above normal. I suspect you're either schizo or bipolar and are presently having a manic episode, personally.
[quote]If intimacy is having to put my mouth on another person, or touch their private parts, then you can have it.
Yep, you're definitely loco. Seek help or die alone. It's that simple, really.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/21/2013|
OP, you are precious. Too precious for this world.
The good news is that no one probably wanted to have sex with you anyway - and you don't have to have sex with anyone. For the rest of your life.
But your judgments about it are fucked. So you don't get to be all high and mighty about it all.
Live alone in your pretend sterile world. Away from all the icky stuff that sends you swirling.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/21/2013|
It's called mysophobia or spermophobia, or because people have a fear of both Latin and the word 'sperm', it is lately also called germaphobia.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/21/2013|
..."it is lately also called germaphobia."
...it is lately also called gymaphobia.
There, I fixed it for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/21/2013|
So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. Revelation 3:16. Now where did I put my Comet and scrub brush?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/21/2013|
LOL. Many with spermophobia don't like going to the gym because it is a pretty germy place, after all.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/21/2013|
OP, by denying yourself intimacy, you're denying yourself the opportunity to meet some of the true cunts of the world, like R33 and R34.
No what the hell did I do with my Phisohex.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/21/2013|
[quote] The act itself is totally unsanitary. Private parts are not clean, no matter what you do to them..
honeybunch, your HANDS are far dirtier than your genitals. Unless you're a total whore, baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/21/2013|
Yes, sex acts are completely disgusting......especially if you do them right.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/21/2013|
I do feel embarrassed and kind of grossed out and repulsed by the thought of having sex, it seems like something that should only be done alone. The idea of someone with me doing that is a turn off.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/22/2013|
Lots of people are like OP. Maybe not to the same extreme or even for the same reasons, but more and more people, even young guys, are relying solely on porn/masturbation for sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/22/2013|
You have issues, OP. Work on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/22/2013|
The OP is a troll.
We have evolved as species to have sex and survive it quite obviously- one of the reasons we have immune systems. If you practice safe sex, essentially you have a much greater chance of being killed by a truck.
Life is not without risk- duh. The OP, does not drive, does not fly, does not go into crowded rooms (cannot use public tranportation), cannot go to movies...
Or he is just stupid and a troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/22/2013|
OP, what are you saying, you're not into watersports???
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/22/2013|
R44, and you know this how? I am 59 years old and I cannot confirm that observation at all among the older and younger adults I know.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/22/2013|
I think we all know the reason stupid threads like this get started.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/23/2013|
Benny, benny! Is that [italic]you[/italic]? Calling all Italian Catholic dupes...
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/23/2013|
OP's mother makes Margaret White look like June Cleaver.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/23/2013|
I have a wife that I've been married with for 3 years and we have 3 kids together. For the past year and a half, I have a secret job as a crossdressing dominatrix and it pays me really well. I don't have sex with my clients, but I do force them to perform body worship. They lick my feet and toes and make them bow down to me. I am VERY rough with my clients, and they love it. They always come back for more. My clients usually consist of middle aged white men with high income. I charge them 250$ an hour. I easily make 3000$ a week with this job. My wife does get suspicious with how I get this money, but she doesn't really force me to answer for all this money. I think she's scared of what the answer might be.
For the past month, my wife and I have been arguing. She doesn't want me to go at night anymore. Its been really difficult for me to keep my personal life and dominatrix life away from each other. I want to tell her about my night job, but I'm terrified of her reaction. If she saw me performing, I think she'd have a heart attack.
I know its weird that I am posting all this stuff on Datalounge, but I really need help from a group of individuals like you guys to help me with my dilemma. I do this job, not because I like it. But I need the money to provide my family with all the necessities that I can't fund if I work a normal job. Also would you guys consider my profession as cheating on my wife. I am not having sex or exchanging bodily fluids with my clients. I provide them services that their wives don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/23/2013|
R52, if it isn't cheating then why do you feel the need to hide it?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/23/2013|
[quote]The sex act is a disgusting anachronism
Only if you do it while wearing a whale-bone corset under a latex body suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/23/2013|
[quote]The sex act
There's more than one, Missy.
But don't worry about your "putting my mouth" in places on other people, etc. You're undoubtedly one of those creatures other people cross the street to avoid.
Oh, unless you're trolling this one-note tedium. But you wouldn't do that, would you, you touch-me-not nut, would you?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/16/2014|
I don't know which is more sign-of-the-absurd-times, OP or the solution part of R13.
Just wear a condom, have sex in moderation, and you should be fine. Get therapy.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/17/2014|