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The sex act is a disgusting anachronism

It's gross, it spreads disease, and thanks to the miracle of modern science, totally unnecessary for the continuation of the human species. We can create offspring in test tubes through in vitro fertilization now.

It baffles me that this nasty co-mingling of bodily fluids continues to captivate people. Yes, it feels okay for half a minute when you're actually having an orgasm, but the very idea of putting my mouth anywhere on another person's body, much less inside some fluid-filled, bacteria-ridden orifice, has always struck me as unbelievably disgusting.

And don't even get me started on ejaculation. I remember being 12 years old and pleasuring myself for the first time. I did it with my eyes closed, and thought I was in heaven when I had an orgasm. Imagine my horror when I opened my eyes and realized I'd spurted that sticky goo all over the place. I never got excited over that again.

by Anonymousreply 5907/16/2014

They're call breasts, OP. Every woman has them!

by Anonymousreply 104/21/2013

Struck out at the bars yet again last night, huh, OP?

by Anonymousreply 204/21/2013

I feel the exact same way about your sticky goo, OP.

by Anonymousreply 304/21/2013

OP is totally right. In a few hundred years, when all pleasure and feelings can be induced in the brain through external stimuli rather than actual human to human contact, they will look back on us and shudder with disgust.

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2013

OP = Tim Gunn

by Anonymousreply 504/21/2013

I agree, OP.

The destination ain't worth the long, arduous and risky journey.

by Anonymousreply 604/21/2013

God, fucking Puritans everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2013

OP, you need therapy. Badly.

by Anonymousreply 804/21/2013

Obvious troll thread.

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2013

What do you people do if you don't blow your load? I have to at least three times per day.

by Anonymousreply 1004/21/2013

if it wasn't for your parents's sex act you wouldn't even be around.

by Anonymousreply 1104/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 1204/21/2013

Well, I think there are two types on this board:

a. extreme disgust(frigid fraus) b. extreme delight(oversexed gays)

I don't think the act is disgusting if you are doing regular hygiene maintenance and keeping with the select partners of your choice. You can have as much or as little sex as you want, and maybe with just a few guys instead a fleet of them.

As for the ickyness factor, just remember what you can't see, isn't there...

bacteria, STD's(*when flairups don't happen), and ex or old partners: sweat, cum, saliva.

Just wear a condom, have sex in moderation, and you should be fine.

It seems the OP doesn't like one night stands, I can appreciate that. And with the gay community there seems to be this internal problem of conflicting views of what is "gay culture" and or "correct" in terms of sexual expression. I think if you have certain interests, that is fine, but you shouldn't have to oppress others with it. It exists on it's own without having the need for approval. If someone doesn't meet your interests, then move on and don't dwell on it there is more to life than just sex. And if you are too focused on it in either extreme case, disgust or delight, you have to get help or therapy. Cause you might have intimacy issues.

by Anonymousreply 1304/21/2013

OP has a point, sometimes when I look at people I just see their germ ridden bodies for what they are. Think about it, mouths are full of saliva, can have mucus and the film that that grows on your tongue, the list goes on. And that's just a mouth!

by Anonymousreply 1404/21/2013

[quote]OP is totally right. In a few hundred years, when all pleasure and feelings can be induced in the brain through external stimuli rather than actual human to human contact, they will look back on us and shudder with disgust.

That's how they envisioned sex in the Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man.

by Anonymousreply 1504/21/2013

If only I'd known of all the pratical uses of a coat hanger.

by Anonymousreply 1604/21/2013

No one blames you, Blythe at r16.

by Anonymousreply 1704/21/2013

I'm strictly a hand operator

by Anonymousreply 1804/21/2013

It's not disgusting, just boring. The part that men think you're having a thrill makes it infuriating.

by Anonymousreply 1904/21/2013

Like all experiences sex varies, from incredibly exciting to fulfilling to just getting off to "why not?" to just "why?"

Sometimes all with the same partner.

The great thing about it is that even when you think it's long over, something can get the juices flowing again.

By the standards of DL, I guess I am an EG. My experience of sex and pleasure is far away from the intense throbbing thrills of youth. Yet I still enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 2004/21/2013

[quote]It baffles me that this nasty co-mingling...continues to captivate people.

[quote]I...thought I was in heaven when I had an orgasm.

People who like each other and share views on hygiene continue to be captivated by 'heaven.' Nothing like it. It isn't too baffling.

by Anonymousreply 2104/21/2013

There certainly are a lot of [italic]ludicrous[/italic] positions.

by Anonymousreply 2204/21/2013

[quote]It seems the OP doesn't like one night stands, I can appreciate that.

It has nothing to do with one night stands. The act itself is totally unsanitary. Private parts are not clean, no matter what you do to them...and we're expected to put them inside or next to another person's private parts?

And I will not put my mouth on another person's body, especially not in their mouths or on their privates. You're basically ingesting their bacteria and whatever diseases they might have.

What you can't see is most certainly there, as if what you *can* see isn't disgusting enough.

If intimacy is having to put my mouth on another person, or touch their private parts, then you can have it.

by Anonymousreply 2304/21/2013

Wasn't this covered in "Brave New World"?

by Anonymousreply 2404/21/2013

Why are you telling us, OP? Seems to me the kind of news that could be kept entirely to yourself, given the direction you're heading.

by Anonymousreply 2504/21/2013

Op = Sheldon Cooper or a 10 year old just realizing what it is.

by Anonymousreply 2604/21/2013

OP, what's your feeling about a non-sensual massage, just for some basic human touch. Would you be ok with that? I could see myself giving up sex but not the need for some touch now and then.

by Anonymousreply 2704/21/2013

That may be so, Dorothy, but is it outdated?

by Anonymousreply 2804/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2904/21/2013

I don't know OP. I had my finger up a go go boys clean ass light and it was heaven. I jerked off to the faint smell of it on my finger this morning. Will they ever be able to replicate that?

by Anonymousreply 3004/21/2013

How do you survive, OP/R23? Certainly you can't eat anything but sterile bottled water or boiled liquids. Anything else is unclean (according to your standards), and no way can you make it clean enough to actually ingest.

Think of it, OP--meat, vegetables, fruit, eggs--all of it filthy. Grown in suspect soil or flyblown trees, picked by cheap, unsanitary labor. And don't get me started on meat, either factory or "organic." Poop, piss, bacteria, parasites galore. You can't wash or scrub all of that off your food, no way. And some of it still has to remain, even after cooking.

Face it: you're fucked, OP, even if you DON'T fuck.

by Anonymousreply 3104/21/2013

R27, massages are fine, but I would never put my hands on someone else's butt, feet, or genitals.

R30, if you could smell it, then it was not clean. I hope you enjoy hepatitis.

by Anonymousreply 3204/21/2013

[quote]And I will not put my mouth on another person's body, especially not in their mouths or on their privates.

Do you know how many THOUSANDS of different bacteria you are exposed to on a daily basis? It makes no difference if you never put your mouth "on somebody's privates": most likely one of the people who made your lunch didn't wash their hands after pooping, or the maid you cleans your desk at work didn't use enough antibacterial spray, or the birds whose poop flecks litter your car have provided ample opportunity for you to inhale all manner of bacteria. You have an EXTREME psychological disorder - germophobia accelerated to several amplitudes above normal. I suspect you're either schizo or bipolar and are presently having a manic episode, personally.

[quote]If intimacy is having to put my mouth on another person, or touch their private parts, then you can have it.

Yep, you're definitely loco. Seek help or die alone. It's that simple, really.

by Anonymousreply 3304/21/2013

OP, you are precious. Too precious for this world.

The good news is that no one probably wanted to have sex with you anyway - and you don't have to have sex with anyone. For the rest of your life.

But your judgments about it are fucked. So you don't get to be all high and mighty about it all.

Live alone in your pretend sterile world. Away from all the icky stuff that sends you swirling.

by Anonymousreply 3404/21/2013

It's called mysophobia or spermophobia, or because people have a fear of both Latin and the word 'sperm', it is lately also called germaphobia.

by Anonymousreply 3504/21/2013

..."it is lately also called germaphobia." is lately also called gymaphobia.

There, I fixed it for you.

by Anonymousreply 3604/21/2013

So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. Revelation 3:16. Now where did I put my Comet and scrub brush?

by Anonymousreply 3704/21/2013

LOL. Many with spermophobia don't like going to the gym because it is a pretty germy place, after all.

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2013

OP, by denying yourself intimacy, you're denying yourself the opportunity to meet some of the true cunts of the world, like R33 and R34.

No what the hell did I do with my Phisohex.

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2013

[quote] The act itself is totally unsanitary. Private parts are not clean, no matter what you do to them..

honeybunch, your HANDS are far dirtier than your genitals. Unless you're a total whore, baby.

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2013

Yes, sex acts are completely disgusting......especially if you do them right.

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2013

Sea kelp.

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2013

I do feel embarrassed and kind of grossed out and repulsed by the thought of having sex, it seems like something that should only be done alone. The idea of someone with me doing that is a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 4304/22/2013

Lots of people are like OP. Maybe not to the same extreme or even for the same reasons, but more and more people, even young guys, are relying solely on porn/masturbation for sex.

by Anonymousreply 4404/22/2013

You have issues, OP. Work on them.

by Anonymousreply 4504/22/2013

The OP is a troll.

We have evolved as species to have sex and survive it quite obviously- one of the reasons we have immune systems. If you practice safe sex, essentially you have a much greater chance of being killed by a truck.

Life is not without risk- duh. The OP, does not drive, does not fly, does not go into crowded rooms (cannot use public tranportation), cannot go to movies...

Or he is just stupid and a troll.

by Anonymousreply 4604/22/2013

OP, what are you saying, you're not into watersports???

by Anonymousreply 4704/22/2013

R44, and you know this how? I am 59 years old and I cannot confirm that observation at all among the older and younger adults I know.

by Anonymousreply 4804/22/2013

I think we all know the reason stupid threads like this get started.

by Anonymousreply 4904/22/2013

Benny, benny! Is that [italic]you[/italic]? Calling all Italian Catholic dupes...

by Anonymousreply 5004/22/2013

OP's mother makes Margaret White look like June Cleaver.

by Anonymousreply 5104/22/2013

I have a wife that I've been married with for 3 years and we have 3 kids together. For the past year and a half, I have a secret job as a crossdressing dominatrix and it pays me really well. I don't have sex with my clients, but I do force them to perform body worship. They lick my feet and toes and make them bow down to me. I am VERY rough with my clients, and they love it. They always come back for more. My clients usually consist of middle aged white men with high income. I charge them 250$ an hour. I easily make 3000$ a week with this job. My wife does get suspicious with how I get this money, but she doesn't really force me to answer for all this money. I think she's scared of what the answer might be.

For the past month, my wife and I have been arguing. She doesn't want me to go at night anymore. Its been really difficult for me to keep my personal life and dominatrix life away from each other. I want to tell her about my night job, but I'm terrified of her reaction. If she saw me performing, I think she'd have a heart attack.

I know its weird that I am posting all this stuff on Datalounge, but I really need help from a group of individuals like you guys to help me with my dilemma. I do this job, not because I like it. But I need the money to provide my family with all the necessities that I can't fund if I work a normal job. Also would you guys consider my profession as cheating on my wife. I am not having sex or exchanging bodily fluids with my clients. I provide them services that their wives don't.

by Anonymousreply 5204/22/2013

You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 5304/22/2013

R52, if it isn't cheating then why do you feel the need to hide it?

by Anonymousreply 5404/22/2013

[quote]The sex act is a disgusting anachronism

Only if you do it while wearing a whale-bone corset under a latex body suit.

by Anonymousreply 5504/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 5607/16/2014

[quote]The sex act

There's more than one, Missy.

But don't worry about your "putting my mouth" in places on other people, etc. You're undoubtedly one of those creatures other people cross the street to avoid.

Oh, unless you're trolling this one-note tedium. But you wouldn't do that, would you, you touch-me-not nut, would you?

by Anonymousreply 5707/16/2014

W&W r1 and r2 both!

by Anonymousreply 5807/16/2014

I don't know which is more sign-of-the-absurd-times, OP or the solution part of R13.

Just wear a condom, have sex in moderation, and you should be fine. Get therapy.

by Anonymousreply 5907/16/2014
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