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What catchy name would be given to Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev?

It's too difficult to say or keep typing out Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Every supervillain needs a good catchy nickname like The Joker, The Riddler, Doc Octopus. The Unibomber is already taken.

Maybe The Explodians, Super Bomb Bros., or The Brothers Boom? What name will the media latch on to?

by Anonymousreply 5004/21/2013

What would Nancy Grace do?

by Anonymousreply 104/20/2013

Tot Moms

by Anonymousreply 204/20/2013

The Amputators.

by Anonymousreply 304/20/2013

The Loooosers

by Anonymousreply 404/20/2013

We just called them the Tammy Joes.

(They call Dzokhar "Joe")

by Anonymousreply 504/20/2013

Boston hasBeans

by Anonymousreply 604/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 704/20/2013

Chechen Thimble Dicks

by Anonymousreply 804/20/2013

The Terrible T's

by Anonymousreply 904/20/2013

I'll go with r8's

by Anonymousreply 1004/20/2013

The duo of Lord and Taylor

by Anonymousreply 1104/20/2013

The Chechen Wrecking Crew

by Anonymousreply 1204/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 1304/20/2013

Two piece Chechen and a biscuit

by Anonymousreply 1404/20/2013

The Gwyneth Paltrow Brothers.

by Anonymousreply 1504/20/2013

Dzhokar is now known as Zooey Deschanel, thanks to some failed closed-captioning by Fox News.

by Anonymousreply 1604/20/2013

The Sorority Meltdown That Went Too Far Brothers. TSMTWTFB for short.

Ann Coulter's brothers. No really, they're Ann Coulter's Brothers, would be a good one.

by Anonymousreply 1704/20/2013

The Smothering Brothers

by Anonymousreply 1804/20/2013

R16, can we expect the tinhat crowd to form a conspiracy theory about her supposed involvement?

by Anonymousreply 1904/20/2013

The Duobombers.

by Anonymousreply 2004/20/2013

The Hottie and the Nottie

by Anonymousreply 2104/20/2013

The "PCB's"; the Pressure Cooker Bombers

by Anonymousreply 2204/20/2013

I think it'll be something less colorful like the bomber brothers. Although I heard the police call the young one White Hat on the Boston police scanner. When they stopped several people including a 70 year old man in what looked like a suicide vest, all the other police started calling in on their radios saying is it white hat, do we have white hat in custody etc.

Also people called the older brother black hat (based on the FBI video)

by Anonymousreply 2304/20/2013

I actually think that could be a legitimate name, R22. They give bank robbers zany names like Pear Shaped Bandit, Cross-eyed Bandit, and Geezer Bandit so why not? However, it might get a few laughs and would therefore be deemed inappropriate due to the situation. If only they'd used a crock-pot (just teasing don't get mad).

by Anonymousreply 2404/20/2013

Muslim Terrorist Brothers

by Anonymousreply 2504/20/2013

Stupid Mario Brothers

by Anonymousreply 2604/20/2013

Doctor Zvhibombo.

by Anonymousreply 2704/20/2013

Pussy riot.

by Anonymousreply 2804/20/2013

white hat bombers

marathon bombers

by Anonymousreply 2904/20/2013

Onus Brothers

by Anonymousreply 3004/20/2013

The Boston Cream Pies.

by Anonymousreply 3104/20/2013

The Boston pops.

by Anonymousreply 3204/20/2013

Guilty lols, r32 and r21.

by Anonymousreply 3304/20/2013

White Russian (hat)

by Anonymousreply 3404/20/2013

D'oh! I meant to W&W R32, but I accidentally hit F&F. Anyway, R32 wins and hopefully enough of you are able to override my ignorance.

by Anonymousreply 3504/20/2013

The sexy bombers

by Anonymousreply 3604/21/2013

They're already known as the Boston Bombers.

Moving on...

by Anonymousreply 3704/21/2013

That's nice...

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2013

The Brothers Bombarazov

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2013

The Hat Sisters

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2013

Mohammad's Friends.

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2013

The Badenov Brothers.

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2013

Chechen Douchebags.

by Anonymousreply 4304/21/2013

#1 Dead mulsim terrorist asshole loser #2 Soon to be executed muslim terrorist asshole loser

by Anonymousreply 4404/21/2013

I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer

by Anonymousreply 4504/21/2013

[quote]I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer

Please meet Tamerlane, the 14th century "Warrior of Islam" who brutally conquered much of Asia, including the areas now known as Chechnya, Dagestan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, North and South Ossetia, Iran, parts of Turkey and Iraq, etc.

I only know this because I used to work with an Algerian guy named Tam. Muslims apparently revere the guy.

by Anonymousreply 4604/21/2013

oops, link

by Anonymousreply 4704/21/2013

I choose UniBros because it references both the Uni-bomber and the uni-brow on the hirsute younger bro.

by Anonymousreply 4804/21/2013

Why You Shouldn't Want To Know Any More About The Boston Marathon Bombers

by Anonymousreply 4904/21/2013

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