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I'd hate having a big cock

The word would get around and people would always be stalking you, driving past your house, accidentally "bumping" into you, etc. Following you into restrooms and making sucking sounds. And forget about changing rooms: you'd feel like a chunk of meat dangling in front of great white sharks.

I'd have to keep moving from city to city to escape the unwanted attention.

by Anonymousreply 1004/20/2013

And yet you probably advertise Uranus is the size of Jupiter for fisting parties.

by Anonymousreply 104/20/2013

I know .... it is such a problem!

by Anonymousreply 204/20/2013

I learned a long time ago to tell who was only interested in the big dick and the fat wallet, and who really wanted me for who I am.

So I got rid of the latter group because they were fucking idiots.

I'd rather date ambitious people who know what they want.

My therapist says I have intimacy issues.

by Anonymousreply 304/20/2013

This made me laugh. And while I laughed my huge cock was bouncing around in a most tantalizing manner!

by Anonymousreply 404/20/2013

R3 obviously didn't have to worry about people insincerely admiring his micro-penis.

by Anonymousreply 504/20/2013

R3=Chip A.

by Anonymousreply 604/20/2013

George, I recommend you quit posting here. You know how that bitch talks.

by Anonymousreply 704/20/2013

Correcting R2 ...

by Anonymousreply 804/20/2013

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by Anonymousreply 904/20/2013

Mother Nature is phasing out males with small dicks, she likes huge ones that make for powerful orgasms

by Anonymousreply 1004/20/2013
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