|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/21/2013|
Responding to morons
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/19/2013|
Yo complete your snift, you have to include NASCAR.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/19/2013|
Flushing the toilet in public restrooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/19/2013|
Having to be the one who has to put the quarters in the video box at the corner porn store.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/19/2013|
R5 I have to disagree. Some of the nicest people are racist in America. You just don't get invited to their dinner parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/19/2013|
While very popular, I never thought of golf as all-American.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/19/2013|
Nascar, Indy 500 all car races are white trash for days.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/19/2013|
On a lonely night, might be nice to have some white trash beneath you. You know, just a change of pace, whatnot.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/19/2013|
Running around in the streets chantin, "USA! USA!"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/19/2013|
Line dance, 2 step any group dance. Last to straight wedding I went to I though I was at some country version of That 70s Show.
Some bitch across the table tried to guilt me to dance with here cus I was gay. I said I had a bad back, Oh the pain, the pain.
Really bitches, you have a husband or boyfriend sitting right next to you, drag his ass out there to look like a douchbag.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/19/2013|
Monster Truck Rallies
Greased Pig Scrambles
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/20/2013|
Game Meat Cook Offs
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/20/2013|
Bitch please, your are not a wench, your a whore there is a difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/20/2013|
Black Friday Sales
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/20/2013|
That is one show I have not seen any gay people on yet. Gay men just cant live that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/20/2013|
Then you haven't seen them all, r21.
Several gay men have been on Hoarders.... and not as concerned family members.
Hell, there was 1 young gay guy who couldn't even throw out dog hair that was all over the rug.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/20/2013|
Damn R23, you called me out. I dont watch all of them. Still, it dose get seem to motivate a spring cleaning every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/20/2013|
Baby Showers Bachelorette Parties Bachelor Parties
I have been to all three, the bachelor parties are the worst.
Fat ugly strippers show up dangling loose floppy boob on your face and you are supposed to give them some kind of tip for that pleasure.
I would rather mop up infected cum from the local bath house then do that again.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/20/2013|
[quote]Yo complete your snift, you have to include NASCAR.
Was R2 posting in English?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/20/2013|
Clam Diving, both kinds.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/20/2013|
Instant Scratch-Off Lottery
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/20/2013|
Setting one foot in a Walmart
Listening to Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, et. al.
Reading stories about low life black entertainers
Tail gate parties
Clearing brush (FU George Bush)
Hundreds of others
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/20/2013|
The Red Onion
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/20/2013|
Killing animals for sport.
How is its a sport if you have a gun and the opponent dose not?
Kill that deer or lion with your bare hands, now that would be a sport.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/20/2013|
Taking a dump in a store.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/20/2013|
Anything with vampires or zombies
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/20/2013|
Going to law school.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/20/2013|
Grand Ole Opry
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/20/2013|
I love golfing and I'm from a good family.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/20/2013|
Okay, I can see why I love the DL so much because I agree with almost everything posted. Except I flush toilets in public, like potlucks and (embarrassed to admit) will once in great while watch reality TV, if I'm ready to face scorn from my partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/20/2013|
Black Friday Sales.
Lottery Scratch Tickets.
Family Portrait Studios.
Old Country Buffet
Television Shopping Channels
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/20/2013|
So-called patriotic displays
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/20/2013|
Going to movie theaters - they are filled with low class and poor people.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/20/2013|
Multi-level marketing schemes
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/20/2013|
Wearing Western-themed clothing (i.e., cowboy boots, bolo tie).
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/20/2013|
Tailgating and pretending to give a shit about sports
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/20/2013|
Sports, both ones you're forced to play in school and the ones that make TV programs late on Sundays.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/20/2013|
Goin' to the game
Fist pumping, shouting Woot, woot, woot, USA, USA, USA!
Eating fast food
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/20/2013|
christmas...not so much [italic]beneath me[/italic] as the [italic]least[/italic] wonderful time of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/20/2013|
I agree with R45. However, I've only been near enough to three of them to have the chance to participate (two lottery tickets in my life, and QVC). I'm so sure the rest are beneath me, I've never even gotten close.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/20/2013|
Putting those stupid flags on my car to celebrate my favorite sports team.
Waving my hands in the air, swaying, weeping and praying to "Jeez-us" at the megachurch.
Buying Thomas Kincaid (RIP) prints to decorate the den.
Dining at Hooters with the boys.
Date raping drunken sorority chicks.
Joining the military.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/20/2013|
"Support Our Troops" bumper stickers
all other bumper stickers
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/20/2013|
Oh yes, I can't do that bumper sticker thing or magnets on my refrigerator. I'm not sure why the bumper stickers made me think of refrigerator magnets, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/20/2013|
Some bumper stickers are magnetic. Those "Support Our Troops" ones are.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/20/2013|
Dirty, shitty, county fairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/20/2013|
Maybe that's why I thought of them, then.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/20/2013|
The whole troops and police and firefighter obsession.
I always explain to people that for ever West Point graduate you have 50 idiots who could barely finish high school in the military. They aren't doing anything special, they are a bunch of followers. They add nothing.
Police and firefighters are those same morons in high school who picked on 'the different' kids and acted like assholes. Once in awhile they'll do something brave and/or heroic, but it's isn't in their nature to do those things.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/20/2013|
Why must those activites necessarily be BENEATH you? Why can't they just be not your thing?
Some of you are so fucked up. You can only see the world in terms of hierarchies.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/20/2013|
R68, don't go pissing all over "some of you." It's the OP who created the "beneath you" phrasing.
You're fucked up.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/20/2013|
R68. Hierarchies are good for society. They provide structure. Unfortunately, most people believe themselves higher up the ladder than they will ever be.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/20/2013|
[quote]Hierarchies are good for society. They provide structure.
[quote]Unfortunately, most people believe themselves higher up the ladder than they will ever be.
You mean... they're UPPITY???
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/20/2013|
Displaying the American flag outside my house, on my car, or anywhere else.
Owning a gun.
Watching reality TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/20/2013|
Going to all you can eat buffets
Watching American Idol and voting for personal favorites
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/20/2013|
Everything is beneath me except snuffbox collecting and my two cats, Botticelli and Mr. Proust.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/20/2013|
NASCAR anything Guns anything Irish Folk Dancing Any Theater in the Flyover states
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/20/2013|
No, R74. Everything is actually ABOVE the average Datalounger, given that most currently reside in their mother's basement.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/20/2013|
Yeah, River Dance and Lord of The Dance Irish tap dancing. Is there anything gayer than this?
And on top of that, those feet and leg motions really scare me for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/20/2013|
slutty jersey girls
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/20/2013|
Sometimes you can be both.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/20/2013|
Saying "hi guys".
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/20/2013|
Honestly...high fiving. I find it embarrassing.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/20/2013|
It's not something beneath me. But I never get it when I see someone who is so into college sports. I mean, unless you are/were a student of that school, is there any other good reason for you to care so much about it?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/20/2013|
Living in America.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/20/2013|
85 comments. All Progressives. Think about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/20/2013|
So, anything normal upsets the effeminites.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/20/2013|
We should start a thread: What are some all-DL activities that are beneath you?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/20/2013|
Something American that is beneath my contempt is clearly R87
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/20/2013|
But R60, what about the HRC equality stickers? With just an equal sign. That is the only bumper sticker I've ever used.
I agree with almost everything in this thread, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/21/2013|
R59 thanks for the laugh.
For me "some all-American activities that are beneath" me are:
yes, bowling -- even as a kid I couldn't get past wearing shoes that hundreds of other people already sweated in recently -- and dorky looking shoes at that.
watching Jerry Springer. I know sometimes it can be fun, but a whole hour of people yelling using bad grammar? I get a headache.
eating maraschino cherries. These aren't real cherries but full of carcinogenic chemicals.
insulting people with indirect insults like "is it hot in here or is it me?" if they stink etc. No, I either shut up or tell them they stink in a nice way in how I would want to hear it. Mostly yeah, I shut up.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/21/2013|
[quote]And on top of that, those feet and leg motions really scare me for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/21/2013|
Any kind of reality TV
Restaurants that serve "buffets" 7 days a week
Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Chili's, and other chain "restaurants" like them
I do like bowling once or twice a year with a group of friends just for laughs, but the rest of the stuff on this thread I would definitely agree with.
House "parties" where they sell stuff. You know, Tupperware, candles, etc. Ugh. I know more about this stuff than I care to thanks to all the cubefraus I work with.
Walmart. Never. Ditto for Sam's Club.
I never eat hot dogs or most fast foods either. Especially Taco Bell. Never. Just. no.
Domino's Pizza. gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/21/2013|
While most of the activities here aren't things that I enjoy, the phrase "beneath you" is far more revolting and facile than any of them.
Bitch, please. Just because you dislike bowling, it does NOT make you the new Edith Wharton.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/21/2013|
R84 From what college sports fans tell me they think college games are not as fixed/commercial/corrupt as pro games. I can't tell because all sports bore me to tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/21/2013|
Dancing with the Stars
America's Got Talent
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/21/2013|
Watching TV shows showing teens having accidents falling off of their skateboards.
Buying designer knock offs.
Accepting unfunny British comedians like Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais.
Watching The View.
Wearing saggy pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/21/2013|
Worshipping the Clintons.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/21/2013|
[quote]Eating McDonald's. Pedophelia.
well, I'd add misspelling to the list
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/21/2013|