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Carlos Bocanegra Is Sexy Soccer Player

What a handsome man. Sexy, sexy sexy. soccer players have such great bodies. And Carlos has a great face to go with his hot bod

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2013

Benny is cuter.

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2013

Charlie Black Mouth?

by Anonymousreply 204/20/2013

And Lance Parker, Who is more like a full time underwear model and part time goalkeeper.

by Anonymousreply 304/20/2013

i'd love to see Lance naked....wow!!!!

by Anonymousreply 404/20/2013

Carlos Bocanegra, Trophy-winning pole dancer.

by Anonymousreply 504/20/2013

Fuuuuck, R3 is hot. OP's isn't bad either.

by Anonymousreply 604/20/2013

"Fuuuuck"

Classy.

by Anonymousreply 704/20/2013

R1 is right.

by Anonymousreply 804/20/2013

He's ok, but he's no greasy hot filthy slut.

by Anonymousreply 904/20/2013

R9. I agree with everything you said. Except the "hot" part.

Fun fact. Do you know Christiano Ronaldo is named after... Reagan?

by Anonymousreply 1004/20/2013

Carlos in all his glory!

by Anonymousreply 1104/20/2013

Carlos can make a score in my ass anytime. Handsome man. Oh to lick that man's fine body.

by Anonymousreply 1204/20/2013

I am almost certain that Lance Parker gets laid a lot more than I do.

In fact, I think it's a safe bet that someone's mouth will be wrapped around his dick within the next twelve hours.

by Anonymousreply 1304/20/2013

Senor Bocanegra pops a stiffly when he visits this website.

Black mouth for DAYS.

by Anonymousreply 1404/20/2013

I want Carlos in me now. I want to lick his hairy butt crack and worship his pits and penis.

by Anonymousreply 1504/21/2013

Oh sorry, R7, I didn't realize this was a classy thread. Or a classy website. Let's all remember our cotillion lessons and try not to objectify the men in this "sexy soccer player" thread.

by Anonymousreply 1604/24/2013

They do have the best bodies. And because of those perfect form-fitting shoes, the best soles of feet.

by Anonymousreply 1704/24/2013

No post about soccer is complete without a link to the 2002 NY Times Magazine fashion spread featuring USMNT players. They're still living it down.

Soccer players really do have the best body in sports, though.

by Anonymousreply 1804/24/2013

They are are probably the most likely to be bisexual or into experimenting.

by Anonymousreply 1904/24/2013

Of course, R19. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 2004/24/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2013

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