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I'm dating a "nelly femme".

She's a florist. Makes wedding arrangements. Loves fashion, gossip, clubbing. We've been together six months now. I'm masculine, and this silly bitch actually nauseates me a bit. I sometimes wonder if she thinks I'm her husband. And I sort of am. And I sort of hate it. Yikes. Never thought I'd say that.

It's so ridiculous to see her in my backyard pretending to work on her Miata, considering she can't even drive a stick. I've never dated a dude like this before. It's like a science experiment sometimes. She just fulfills every single negative stereotype that people have against gay men.

by Anonymousreply 3905/30/2013

[quote]to work on her Miata, considering she can't even drive a stick.

I bet sissy-pants works YOUR stick pretty good though, right, stud?

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2013

[quote]I bet sissy-pants works YOUR stick pretty good though, right, stud?

Not really. She screams like a little bitch when I fuck her, and trust me, that ass has seen *work*. She said something the other day about "anal rejuvenation surgery"; I suggested she check it out further.

by Anonymousreply 204/19/2013

Oh come on. You can't parody a thread that quickly. As a longtime DLer I'm telling you this now, so I don't have to tell you then.

by Anonymousreply 304/19/2013

Please die, OP. Soon.

by Anonymousreply 404/19/2013

I found it funny, especially considering I had just read the original thread before I came across this one.

by Anonymousreply 504/19/2013

Is this lesbian drama or not? I'm confused!

by Anonymousreply 604/19/2013

OP = lesbian

by Anonymousreply 704/19/2013

How old is she? I'm just curious.

by Anonymousreply 804/19/2013

Masculine dudes do not refer to other males as "she's." Your cover as a "masculine" guy has been blown, OP. You don't even know how to talk like one.

by Anonymousreply 904/19/2013

OP = Kerry Rhodes

by Anonymousreply 1004/19/2013

Love.......Femme guys! I'm Jealous OP!

by Anonymousreply 1104/20/2013

2/10 parody troll thread

by Anonymousreply 1204/20/2013

[quote]Loves fashion, gossip, clubbing.

It could be worse--at first I read that as "chubbing."

by Anonymousreply 1304/20/2013

So, is it man? Female? OP, I can't tell what you and your partner are. You don't type clearly.

by Anonymousreply 1404/20/2013

Does he make nice floral arrangements for your garage, though?

by Anonymousreply 1504/20/2013

I think what makes it kind of funny is that the OP is portraying the other half, the original OP's bf. And busting the original OP's chops for describing himself as masculine/dominant and going on about how happy he was to have found a "guy's guy."

by Anonymousreply 1604/20/2013

SLAP that BITCH AROUND, and show her who's the MAN!

by Anonymousreply 1704/20/2013

Do you call her hole her "pussy" or "cunt" when you're fucking her?

(If not you should. She'll love it!)

by Anonymousreply 1804/20/2013

This is going to sound crude, but...But I LIKE IT rough

by Anonymousreply 1904/20/2013

Well this is more amusing than the original thread.

by Anonymousreply 2004/20/2013

OP:Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 2104/20/2013

What would we ever do without Captain Obvious @ R16?

by Anonymousreply 2204/21/2013

I like zesty femme guys that taste like Starburts. But thats just me

by Anonymousreply 2304/21/2013

I assume that he/she was responding to the people who didn't find it funny or didn't quite get it, R22. But then you're pretty good at spotting the obvious.

by Anonymousreply 2404/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2504/23/2013

Smack that Bitch up!

by Anonymousreply 2604/23/2013

You are an idiot and these are not "negative stereotypes," though they may seem to be so to you. People can fill any gender spaces they choose and others who think they have the right to have opinions about this are of the self-entitled, self-important sort that think they matter. They don't.

by Anonymousreply 2704/23/2013

Do masculine guys use the word "nelly?" Never seen it done before.

by Anonymousreply 2804/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 2905/06/2013

Guys who like other guys with strong and obvious femme attributes do NOT use terms like nelly. That is a negative term.

by Anonymousreply 3005/06/2013

Troll or parody? Which?

by Anonymousreply 3105/06/2013

The only males who use the word "nelly" are very unmasculine themselves. IT is just not a mainstream masculine word.

by Anonymousreply 3205/06/2013

"I'm dating a "nelly femme"."

How many times a day do you think Taylor Swift utters those exact words?

by Anonymousreply 3305/06/2013

Nelly guys don't bother me, especially if they have a nice ass to back it up.

by Anonymousreply 3405/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 3505/07/2013

Do yall have anything in common?

by Anonymousreply 3605/20/2013

[quote]The only males who use the word "nelly" are very unmasculine themselves. IT is just not a mainstream masculine word.

This is true. I'd never heard it until I read it on DL. It's effeminite subculture jargon.

by Anonymousreply 3705/20/2013

Are you embarrassed to be associated with him?

by Anonymousreply 3805/30/2013

The Miata gave it away, troll.

by Anonymousreply 3905/30/2013
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