I'm dating a "nelly femme".
She's a florist. Makes wedding arrangements. Loves fashion, gossip, clubbing. We've been together six months now. I'm masculine, and this silly bitch actually nauseates me a bit. I sometimes wonder if she thinks I'm her husband. And I sort of am. And I sort of hate it. Yikes. Never thought I'd say that.
It's so ridiculous to see her in my backyard pretending to work on her Miata, considering she can't even drive a stick. I've never dated a dude like this before. It's like a science experiment sometimes. She just fulfills every single negative stereotype that people have against gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/30/2013|
[quote]to work on her Miata, considering she can't even drive a stick.
I bet sissy-pants works YOUR stick pretty good though, right, stud?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/19/2013|
[quote]I bet sissy-pants works YOUR stick pretty good though, right, stud?
Not really. She screams like a little bitch when I fuck her, and trust me, that ass has seen *work*. She said something the other day about "anal rejuvenation surgery"; I suggested she check it out further.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/19/2013|
Oh come on. You can't parody a thread that quickly. As a longtime DLer I'm telling you this now, so I don't have to tell you then.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/19/2013|
I found it funny, especially considering I had just read the original thread before I came across this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/19/2013|
Is this lesbian drama or not? I'm confused!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/19/2013|
How old is she? I'm just curious.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/19/2013|
Masculine dudes do not refer to other males as "she's." Your cover as a "masculine" guy has been blown, OP. You don't even know how to talk like one.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/19/2013|
Love.......Femme guys! I'm Jealous OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/20/2013|
[quote]Loves fashion, gossip, clubbing.
It could be worse--at first I read that as "chubbing."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/20/2013|
So, is it man? Female? OP, I can't tell what you and your partner are. You don't type clearly.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/20/2013|
Does he make nice floral arrangements for your garage, though?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/20/2013|
I think what makes it kind of funny is that the OP is portraying the other half, the original OP's bf. And busting the original OP's chops for describing himself as masculine/dominant and going on about how happy he was to have found a "guy's guy."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/20/2013|
SLAP that BITCH AROUND, and show her who's the MAN!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/20/2013|
Do you call her hole her "pussy" or "cunt" when you're fucking her?
(If not you should. She'll love it!)
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/20/2013|
This is going to sound crude, but...But I LIKE IT rough
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/20/2013|
Well this is more amusing than the original thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/20/2013|
What would we ever do without Captain Obvious @ R16?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/21/2013|
I like zesty femme guys that taste like Starburts. But thats just me
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/21/2013|
I assume that he/she was responding to the people who didn't find it funny or didn't quite get it, R22. But then you're pretty good at spotting the obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/21/2013|
You are an idiot and these are not "negative stereotypes," though they may seem to be so to you. People can fill any gender spaces they choose and others who think they have the right to have opinions about this are of the self-entitled, self-important sort that think they matter. They don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/23/2013|
Do masculine guys use the word "nelly?" Never seen it done before.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/30/2013|
Guys who like other guys with strong and obvious femme attributes do NOT use terms like nelly. That is a negative term.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/06/2013|
The only males who use the word "nelly" are very unmasculine themselves. IT is just not a mainstream masculine word.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/06/2013|
"I'm dating a "nelly femme"."
How many times a day do you think Taylor Swift utters those exact words?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/06/2013|
Nelly guys don't bother me, especially if they have a nice ass to back it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/06/2013|
Do yall have anything in common?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/20/2013|
[quote]The only males who use the word "nelly" are very unmasculine themselves. IT is just not a mainstream masculine word.
This is true. I'd never heard it until I read it on DL. It's effeminite subculture jargon.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/20/2013|
Are you embarrassed to be associated with him?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/30/2013|
The Miata gave it away, troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/30/2013|