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My mother accidentally gave me a $50 rather than a $20 to buy powdered gravy mix and margarine.

They totaled $7. I gave her back $13 in change, and pocked the other $30. I'm probably going to rot in hell, but it does feel so good to pull one over on her. High five me, sweeties.

by Anonymousreply 1804/20/2013

High five you for stealing from your Mom?

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2013

Too pathetic for words.

by Anonymousreply 204/19/2013

Fuck you, dear.

by Anonymousreply 304/19/2013

She knew you'd pocket it and that you're poor. The joke is on you.

by Anonymousreply 404/19/2013

$7 for gravy mix & margarine? Did they gift wrap'em for ya?

by Anonymousreply 504/19/2013

Is she so rich that she won't notice a $50 is missing from her wallet? If so, why don't you just ask her for some cash if you're that broke? Otherwise, she might assume you stole it out of her purse.

by Anonymousreply 604/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 704/19/2013

Living in her basement puts you closer to hell.

by Anonymousreply 804/19/2013

Sounds like OP received his inheritance.


by Anonymousreply 904/19/2013

get her some graxy instead, OP

by Anonymousreply 1004/19/2013

How old are you OP? I'm guessing 12 and you shouldn't be posting in here with all the nasty cunts on this site.

by Anonymousreply 1104/19/2013

Can you shit into your own mouth, OP? Because we'd all like it if you tried. And succeeded.

by Anonymousreply 1204/19/2013

I feel worse about accidentally conceiving the thieving little shit.

by Anonymousreply 1304/19/2013

Powdered gravy mix and margarine?

Stealing money from your mother?

Are you sure nobody in your trailer park knows you've kept the change?

by Anonymousreply 1404/20/2013

Don't be harsh toward OP. The only fond memories of Mom's home cooking he's got to look forward to involve stuff made with margarine & powdered gravy mix.

by Anonymousreply 1504/20/2013

Norman, you've been a very bad boy.

by Anonymousreply 1604/20/2013

Fuck I hate poor people.

BTW - this sounds like something a midget would do.

by Anonymousreply 1704/20/2013

High five!

by Anonymousreply 1804/20/2013
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