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Any time Brian Williams comes on the air with breaking news, my first thoughts are always what he looks like naked and what he would be like in bed.

by Lester Holtreply 5004/24/2013

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by Lester Holtreply 104/19/2013

I think Brian looks like a WASP, but isn't really a WASP. He went to a community college before transferring to Catholic.

by Lester Holtreply 204/19/2013

Every time I see him, I wonder how he broke his nose. Maybe his buddy had him face down and was fucking him and things got too rough.

by Lester Holtreply 304/19/2013

He's not sexy in the way that Richard Carpenter, Bob Barker and Dick Clark weren't.

by Lester Holtreply 404/19/2013

He's so fucking sexy. And ever since I've seen how HUGE his fingers are, I want to see if he has a big pendulous dick.

by Lester Holtreply 504/19/2013

My first thought: "Buckwheat has been shot."

by Lester Holtreply 604/19/2013

Very tall. Big feet. Surprisingly toned. Eight thick inches with a full brown bush.

by Lester Holtreply 704/19/2013

His horrible twisted nose and crooked face makes him look like the old McDonalds Moon Man. Did his mother spasm as his babyhead came out of her twat?

Here's a comparison of Crooky Williams as he is and what he'd look like with a fix.

by Lester Holtreply 804/19/2013

The one on the left is better, R8.

by Lester Holtreply 904/19/2013

The Brian on the right has to take the world's wickedest shit. And he's stuck on an elevator. Or the subway.

by Lester Holtreply 1004/19/2013

Hot in firefighter drag.

by Lester Holtreply 1104/19/2013

Doesn't his daughter take her titty's out on HBO?

by Lester Holtreply 1204/19/2013

His son is hot!

I wonder if they've seen each other naked...

by Lester Holtreply 1304/19/2013

Ewwwww.

by Lester Holtreply 1504/19/2013

I imagine, considering that the attractiveness genes were passed down, so were the dong genes.

Something they confirmed while showering together after a tennis match... or at Eagle Scout camp...

by Lester Holtreply 1604/19/2013

Someone send this thread to Lena Dunham....she can make it an episode.

by Lester Holtreply 1704/19/2013

No one seems put off by his consistently orangey skin?

by Lester Holtreply 1804/19/2013

Damn, his son really is cute.

by Lester Holtreply 1904/19/2013

I am r18...it makes him look like a fancy man

by Lester Holtreply 2004/19/2013

He broke his nose playing high school football.

Unf.

by Lester Holtreply 2104/20/2013

I wonder if Brian ever gets a huge throbbing hard on while sitting behind his news desk and is tempted to just whip it out...

by Lester Holtreply 2204/20/2013

tiny egg roll.

by Lester Holtreply 2304/20/2013

When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.

by Lester Holtreply 2404/20/2013

Brian has a warm, moist, Gold Bond dusted and inviting anus

by Lester Holtreply 2504/20/2013

Especially when it comes to porn "stars," R24.

by Lester Holtreply 2604/20/2013

[quote] When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.

Well - smell you, R24.

Our apologies for not running to the nearest fake-tanned, steroided tramp stamped porn star, or to some skinny androgynous twink who would need to stand in two places at the same time in order to cast a shadow.....

by Lester Holtreply 2704/20/2013

Ooooooh, snap! R27

by Lester Holtreply 2804/20/2013

I wish I was under his desk, R22....

by Lester Holtreply 2904/20/2013

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by Lester Holtreply 3004/20/2013

r25 made me bust out laughing. Best laugh I've had so far today.

Thank you!

by Lester Holtreply 3104/20/2013

Brian Williams and his double digit dong.

There needs to be a Tumblr....

by Lester Holtreply 3204/20/2013

There are a few Tumblrs and blogs dedicated to BriWi (as I've seen him called online) but most don't seem to be updated regularly, if at all.

by Lester Holtreply 3304/20/2013

I want to be skull fucked by Brian. You just know he has to be some kind of kinky!

by Lester Holtreply 3404/21/2013

Everytime I see him I just want to go down on him.

by Lester Holtreply 3504/21/2013

I swear I don't have a hand fetish, but every time I see him on TV, especially on, say, Letterman, I can't help but notice how big his hands are and how long his fingers are.

I bet his cock makes a big THWACK! noise when he takes it out.

by Lester Holtreply 3604/21/2013

I want him to come to my house dressed as a fireman

by Lester Holtreply 3704/21/2013

IFHH

by Lester Holtreply 3804/21/2013

[quote] I want him to come to my house dressed as a fireman.

So he was a football player and a fireman.

Unf, indeed.

Fantasies about his big hose....mmmmm......

by Lester Holtreply 3904/21/2013

Sexy as hell AND a Democrat.

by Lester Holtreply 4004/21/2013

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by Lester Holtreply 4104/21/2013

Just so R18 doesn't think he's going crazy: I, too, am slightly put off by his skin tone. Is he using a tanning booth?

But that's nothing compared to Lester Holt's plastic surgery, which drives me crazy.

by Lester Holtreply 4204/21/2013

I think he actually has somewhat normal skin tone, R42, but when they try to tan him up a bit for the camera he looks kind of fake bakey.

by Lester Holtreply 4304/21/2013

...and by "tan him up" I meant whatever stage makeup they put on him.

by Lester Holtreply 4404/21/2013

[quote]When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.

I agree when they rhapsodize over obese guys like Kevin James and John Goodman. I don't get it. Do those same guys also think Maggie Gallagher is gorgeous?

Brian Williams is a nice looking guy and he's always entertaining when he guests on talk shows.

by Lester Holtreply 4504/21/2013

Oh, deluded R24, who thinks that men in relationships can't fantasize about other men. You can stop worrying, sweet cheeks, and get on with your pathetic life.

by Lester Holtreply 4604/22/2013

R46, you and a lot of people here need to realize that people only reach that level of anger over an anonymous comment written by someone you'll never know, when that person has stumbled upon the truth. R24 didn't say anything that many people (silently) already think and that hasn't already been said. You have low standards. And likely from your reaction, lonely and single. Get over it.

by Lester Holtreply 4704/22/2013

Can we please get back to me and the world wonder that is my dangling dick?

by Lester Holtreply 4804/22/2013

Isn't there an NBC gym? Hasn't anyone had the pleasure of beholding BriWi in all his bronzed nude glory?

by Lester Holtreply 4904/22/2013

bump!!!!

by Lester Holtreply 5004/24/2013
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