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Ryan Lochte

We know he is dumb. (The below link to a TV interview just confirms it)

But is he hung and full of cum?

by Anonymousreply 19507/26/2014

He's got his own show now.

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2013

Shrinkage!

by Anonymousreply 204/19/2013

Has he revealed whether he is cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 304/19/2013

Would he know what you meant by cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 404/19/2013

Who doesn't like a dumb jock?

by Anonymousreply 504/19/2013

Someone tried to sell dick pics of his to Deadspin, but they didn't want to shell out the money.

by Anonymousreply 604/19/2013

I was disappointed when Deadspin didn't publish the photo. Why were they so cheap?

by Anonymousreply 704/19/2013

They couldn't wait to be off the air with him.

by Anonymousreply 804/19/2013

His reality series looks beyond stupid.....

by Anonymousreply 904/19/2013

I just read that he is of Cuban, German, and English descent.

Sounds like possible sizemeat and probably uncut.

Agree?

by Anonymousreply 1004/19/2013

What did he say? Anything interesting?

by Anonymousreply 1104/19/2013

R11 he said there's more to him then swimming. He likes having fun, hanging out with friends, going out, seeing movies and skateboarding.

He's pretty unique.

by Anonymousreply 1204/19/2013

I wouldn't mind spending a night with him. Those eyes and that smile.

by Anonymousreply 1304/19/2013

He played a "sex idiot" in one episode of "30 Rock".

by Anonymousreply 1404/19/2013

Lochte seems stupid, ridiculous, moronic, dumb and dumber and a total idiot. But despite all those admirable qualities, he still shouldn't have a show of his own.

by Anonymousreply 1604/19/2013

Doubt his show goes more then one season.

by Anonymousreply 1704/19/2013

He should just pose nude and do porn.

by Anonymousreply 1804/19/2013

R10, he is only Cuban on one side and was born in the U.S., so there's a high chance he is cut

by Anonymousreply 2004/19/2013

[quote]He should just pose nude and do porn.

I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.

by Anonymousreply 2104/19/2013

[quote]I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.

That happened to me last year!

by Anonymousreply 2204/19/2013

He's actually a little fug.

by Anonymousreply 2304/19/2013

american=cut.

by Anonymousreply 2404/19/2013

I just wanna pull down his speedo and spank him on the bare butt. Yes please!

by Anonymousreply 2504/19/2013

The majority of the time, yes, R23.

by Anonymousreply 2604/19/2013

Whoops. Meant R24.

by Anonymousreply 2704/19/2013

Those anchors are funny. Heard Lochte wants to do "Dancing With The Stars", don't know why they wouldn't jump to have him.

by Anonymousreply 2804/19/2013

r29, seriously, your post makes me imagine you this way: see link.

Really, hon, give it a rest.

by Anonymousreply 3004/19/2013

[quote]american=cut

Not really. I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men... only just over half are cut. Guys from poor or rural areas are far more likely to be uncut than cut, just as one example. The circumcision rate in this country today for newborns is just over 50% and falling. It's been falling for decades.

by Anonymousreply 3104/19/2013

They tried so hard not to laugh then the photo of Ryan Lochte in speedo popped up...

by Anonymousreply 3204/19/2013

[quote]I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men

Hundreds?

If so, you're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 3304/19/2013

No, R33... whores charge. I just fooled around a lot in my 30s.

by Anonymousreply 3404/19/2013

r31, that makes me so sad.

by Anonymousreply 3504/19/2013

How often should I get my tires rotated?

by Anonymousreply 3604/19/2013

He couldn't answer her question because no woman floats his boat. "A man at night has to be a man in the morning." I think he's saying he's an exclusive bottom, wouldn't you agree, datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 3704/19/2013

He's even dumber than I AM!

by Anonymousreply 3804/19/2013

You're an idiot, R39, and I hope you're making that shit up just to troll.

by Anonymousreply 4304/19/2013

R41 is just making shit up now... going from delusion to full-blown mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 4404/19/2013

I'm always disappointed when an active I thread I thought might be interesting has been taken hostage by the cut vs. uncut debate. It can pop up anywhere. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 4704/19/2013

I love foreskin (and abhor circumcision, unless for medical reasons), but I have to agree - the uncut folk start it about 75% of the time. Being strident does not convince people of your viewpoint...

by Anonymousreply 4904/19/2013

God, this thread got really hijacked by a bunch of assholes.

by Anonymousreply 5004/19/2013

Has he even shown his ass yet?

by Anonymousreply 5104/19/2013

Well R50, trolldar will tell you that R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 are the same asshole.

by Anonymousreply 5204/19/2013

[quote]trolldar will tell you that [R40], [R41], [R45], [R46] and [R48] are the same asshole.

What a pathetic whack-job!

by Anonymousreply 5304/19/2013

It's "wack," as in "wacky," not "whack."

Learn this, don't be a dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 5404/19/2013

Whack job refers to someone who was knocked senseless again and again in a Whack-A-Mole situation.

by Anonymousreply 5504/19/2013

Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.

Dumbass!

Don't ever do this again! I don't want to have to come here and whack you, you wacko.

by Anonymousreply 5604/19/2013

[quote]Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.

Then you failed to notice how he popped up at R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 just like the Whack-A-Mole. Get ready, Festus, that varmint will be back again.

by Anonymousreply 5704/19/2013

Jesus Fuck, could you idiots STOP making every single fucking thread about circumcision?

You are fucking ruining Datalounge because of your personal little OCD hobbyhorse.

by Anonymousreply 6104/19/2013

[quote]Get him to stop, and I'll stop. by: What does this make me, the pro-circumcision troll?

No, just extremely childish.

Knock it the fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 6404/19/2013

His dick looks flat, and so does his ass. His ass is so flat, it hurts my feelings.

by Anonymousreply 6804/19/2013

He got in a fight last year.

Got his teeth knocked out.

by Anonymousreply 6904/19/2013

Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do? He answered, still wear them. What a queer question for a married heterosexual to ask.

by Anonymousreply 7004/19/2013

He offers nothing other than swimming ability and good looks. He needs to educate himself.

by Anonymousreply 7104/19/2013

[quote]I think you'll notice, R47, it's the uncut faction that starts it every time.

I've been on this forum for 15 years, and I can say without a doubt that your statement is the exact opposite of true.

by Anonymousreply 7204/19/2013

Can we get back to Ryan and his yummy cock please?

by Anonymousreply 7304/19/2013

Bitches, please! I leave DataLounge for a day, and damn, damn, damn. Can't we all get along?

Back on topic . . . . I'm still trying to find out from someone, whether or not, Lochte is hung and full of Cuban, German, and English cum.

Any Gainsville Florida queens have anything to say? Any rumors from the UF scene?

by Anonymousreply 7404/20/2013

Ryan Lochte....BLAND,BLAND,BLAND. Will NOT age well.

Y'all can fuck him if you want...but he does shit for me.

by Anonymousreply 7504/20/2013

When my sister refused to have her son circumcised, I just did it myself in the bathroom and that was that. You have to be careful of course and use alcohol to keep things from getting infected, but it's pretty easy. Easier than carving a chicken, I can tell you. And since it was at their christening parties they didn't know who to thank, or be upset with.

by Anonymousreply 7604/20/2013

Oh, for fuck's sake... We've gotten to 77 posts and not one picture? (And I don't mean of foreskin, attached or not.)

by Anonymousreply 7704/20/2013

R41, I thought Hipsters are people who are in their 20s-30s? not 40s? am I wrong?

by Anonymousreply 7804/20/2013

R72 didn't read this thread closely

by Anonymousreply 7904/20/2013

The bottom of his abs developed oddly and makes an indent over his belly button. It's sort of distracting.

by Anonymousreply 8004/20/2013

R80, I think he is sucking in his gut in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 8104/20/2013

There's an ad at the top of DL with Ryan Lochte pouring water out of his shoe. I'd drink that water and fellate his feet.

by Anonymousreply 8204/20/2013

R78, the men in their 40s now are the *children* of the *hippies*. Today's hipsters approximate the hippies of yesteryear in many ways, including, apparently, the desire to not let their boys be circumcised (see R39).

by Anonymousreply 8304/20/2013

It's the same troll who likes to talk about men's butts as well as cut vs. uncut...

by Anonymousreply 8404/20/2013

Jeah!

by Anonymousreply 8504/20/2013

I bet Ryan drives a lime green VW "Jeah-etta"

by Anonymousreply 8604/20/2013

Just watched the promo... He's just... Dumb... The word dumb in its human form.

by Anonymousreply 8704/20/2013

[quote]Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do?

What other questions did Mario ask him? How many women he has slept with? Whether he is cut or uncut? Wears boxers or briefs?

by Anonymousreply 8804/21/2013

Ryan you should start from the bottom too.

by Anonymousreply 8904/21/2013

Promo of his reality show.

by Anonymousreply 9004/21/2013

He looks so handsome in that clip at R89 but it is impossible to watch without hitting the mute button.

by Anonymousreply 9104/21/2013

He does remind me of a young Paul Newman, but even if Newman was young today, he still wouldn't wear teeth grillz or do a reality show.

by Anonymousreply 9204/21/2013

He's like a male Jessica Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 9304/21/2013

R93 for the win.

Thread closed!

by Anonymousreply 9404/21/2013

No way does he look like a young Paul Newman. He's cute, but I've seen pictures where he looks like he's prematurely wrinkling. I don't think he's as dumb as he seems, not saying he's bright, but I think he comes off dumber because he is inarticulate. He seems harmless, but his famewhoring is a real turn off. He was mismanaged right after the Olympics and now he is a bore. The show looks like one big joke.

by Anonymousreply 9504/21/2013

He's retarded, but he has beautiful nipples. I wonder if any guys have ever sucked on them.

by Anonymousreply 9604/21/2013

What I got from this was (apart from it being hilarious and him being as dumb as everyone says) he isn't gay. I'm sure I read he was.

by Anonymousreply 9704/21/2013

I don't know why I laugh every time I see "Jeah!" Maybe because it's just so fucking stupid.

by Anonymousreply 9804/21/2013

Michael,

Whose cock is bigger? Yours or Ryan's?

by Anonymousreply 9904/21/2013

Direct link to interview where anchors break out in laughter after they talk to Ryan:

by Anonymousreply 10004/22/2013

I don't know if he's gay but he sure likes hanging out with the boys more than the girls and sure needs a lot of alcohol to do so. He seems to have arrested development. Maybe spending years training and being in the pool, he missed a lot but at twenty eight, his family has no problem saying he's terrible with girls, and he looooooves fashion.

by Anonymousreply 10104/22/2013

Have Lochte and Sean Avery met? Someone should introduce them to several bottles of wine and see what happens.

by Anonymousreply 10204/22/2013

Saw a couple of reviews of his reality show and they all basically said the same thing -- he's nice to look at but dumb as a box of rocks, viewers will be laughing at him not with him, etc. He couldn't even remember how many Olympic medals he has.

by Anonymousreply 10304/22/2013

I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.

by Anonymousreply 10404/23/2013

i think he's a typical dumb jock who finds it difficult to construction a sentence of original thought. He's really cute but I can see why he has trouble in relationships because once the sex wears off, there's really nothing there.

by Anonymousreply 10504/23/2013

He did surprisingly well on Letterman tonight, better than Bieber did.

by Anonymousreply 10604/23/2013

Why do people assume he's a pussyhound?

by Anonymousreply 10804/23/2013

I'm not sure people that dumb can be that bitter and mean spirited at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 10904/23/2013

Those people are called "Tea Partiers," 109.

by Anonymousreply 11004/23/2013

I'd say it was all an act ( a la Jessica 'chicken of the sea') Simpson where he creates a character to gain some traction with viewers, but I think he is genuinely quite stupid, or constantly high.

by Anonymousreply 11104/23/2013

I just hope we get a lot more of him in his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 11204/23/2013

R110 lol

by Anonymousreply 11304/23/2013

Can't see much in his underwear here:

by Anonymousreply 11404/23/2013

He looks like a pass around bottom boy from 80s gay porn,,,

by Anonymousreply 11504/23/2013

Yeah, he's definitely tinymeat. (I think all elite swimmers are tinymeat... Something about their physical make-up seems to preclude huge cocks.) I'm a nipple guy, though, and Ryan definitely fits the bill there.

by Anonymousreply 11604/23/2013

Don't know what R116 is talking about. He/she has never been in my locker room.

by Anonymousreply 11704/23/2013

Stupid douche R110

by Anonymousreply 11904/24/2013

His show lost the huge lead-in from some Kardasian special and was beat by Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 12004/24/2013

I saw the first episode and there isn't much there, there.

by Anonymousreply 12104/25/2013

[quote]I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.

Completely agree. He's a nice man and didn't deserve that at all. Why don't television presenters laugh at worthless cunts like Donald Trump?

*Unless*... being laughed at is part of a "himbo" character he's cultivating.

by Anonymousreply 12204/25/2013

R99

Unless Lochte is a grower, Phelps is definitely bigger A lot bigger.

by Anonymousreply 12304/25/2013

There are only six half-hour episodes so I guess i'll watch them all.

by Anonymousreply 12404/25/2013

R121 When you say "there" do you mean "there"?

by Anonymousreply 12504/25/2013

He takes good photos.

by Anonymousreply 12604/25/2013

But when is he going to do some nudity?

by Anonymousreply 12704/26/2013

Forget the peen, does he have an ass?

by Anonymousreply 12804/26/2013

wow! Saw about half of an episode. He really is dumb.And inarticulate.Terrible grammar

by Anonymousreply 12904/28/2013

[quote]Forget the peen, does he have an ass?

Fuck no -- it's flat as a pancake.

by Anonymousreply 13004/28/2013

Swimmers almost always have flat asses. I think it has something to do with the body type that does the best in that sport.

I've also noticed that most of them have larger-than-average nipples. I'm not sure what that's about, though...

by Anonymousreply 13104/28/2013

I know someone who went to school with him. He's, unfortunately, not gay. Slept around with many women. Apparently as dumb as he seems but pleasant. Sorry I don't have more than that.

by Anonymousreply 13204/28/2013

And the pr company pays you for this R32? Yes?

by Anonymousreply 13304/28/2013

He wears a pink speedo. Doesn't even hide.

by Anonymousreply 13404/28/2013

R133, see, that's why I hesitated to even post that. I swear that I'm being honest. It's an anonymous forum so feel free to believe me or not.

by Anonymousreply 13504/28/2013

I can believe that Ryan Lochte is straight. He also strikes me, thought, as one of those guys (see America's fraternities) whose sexualities are very fluid when drunk.

by Anonymousreply 13604/28/2013

Saw this show. Nothing special about him. Like any other doofus frat boy. Probably could get him drunk and suck him off easily.

by Anonymousreply 13704/28/2013

But the point of this thread R137 is whether or not there would be a lot to suck on.

by Anonymousreply 13804/28/2013

Granted, he has a tiny to nonexistent ass, but what's there just looks so darn cute in those pink Speedos!!

And, yeah, get him drunk and likely he would be up for a blow-job.

by Anonymousreply 13904/28/2013

New episode tonight!

by Anonymousreply 14004/28/2013

How does Michael Phelps' ass measure up to Lochte's? Nathan Adrian?

by Anonymousreply 14104/28/2013

Ryan Lochte is dumber than Kanye West.

by Anonymousreply 14204/29/2013

Soup really made fun of him...

by Anonymousreply 14304/29/2013

Wet he's a star, dry he ain't.

by Anonymousreply 14404/29/2013

He bought his mommy a car!

She's his best girl -- jeah!!!

(barf)

by Anonymousreply 14504/29/2013

also lots of excuses to show him nearly nude

he did the towel dance in front of his roommate (and for the camera)

he does seem like a dumb, straight frat boy

That whole scene with the roommate on the bed with Lochte roaming around the room in a towel I think I've seen in a movie before...

by Anonymousreply 14604/29/2013

R146

Has anyone asked...

Why does he even have a roommate?

by Anonymousreply 14704/29/2013

^^You think he'd survive the night without someone there reminding him to breathe in, then out?

by Anonymousreply 14804/29/2013

r146 Ignorant much. One its his brother, two he didn't even dance. He was getting ready to go out.

by Anonymousreply 14904/29/2013

ummm..he did the infamous Datalounge towel dance

by Anonymousreply 15004/29/2013

I have a friend that hooked up with him in FL. She told me that he's only so-so in bed and cums quick. She did say that his cum was surprisingly sweet and tasted good.

Take that for what it's worth.

by Anonymousreply 15104/30/2013

His is looks small but not flat.

by Anonymousreply 15204/30/2013

He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!

But he implied they finally Had sex.

by Anonymousreply 15305/08/2013

And it sort of bends to one side...

by Anonymousreply 15405/08/2013

So he's bent like me?!

Well, well, well.

by Anonymousreply 15505/08/2013

Young, dumb, and full of cum? Ideally.

by Anonymousreply 15605/08/2013

Is "girlfriend in England" the new "girlfriend in Canada"?

by Anonymousreply 15705/09/2013

[quote]He shaves - everywhere.

I'll give him a pass for that.

by Anonymousreply 15805/09/2013

All reality shows are scripted. So on top of being naturally dumb, the writers make Lochte even dumber.

It's all part of a carefully constructed charm offensive by the TV producers and his handlers to bring in the TV ratings in this land of a dumber than dirt audience.

If they make Lochte dumber then the dumb audience can watch and feel smart and superior.

by Anonymousreply 15905/09/2013

Was Paul Newman cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 16005/09/2013

Why is he so wrinkly? When I first saw him in the pool last summer, I thought he was in his 40s and was surprised he qualified to compete at such an advanced age. Is it from the chlorine or just more bad genes that accompany the lack of brains?

by Anonymousreply 16105/09/2013

[quote]He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!

[quote]But he implied they finally Had sex.

What?

by Anonymousreply 16205/09/2013

[quote]Why is he so wrinkly?

He's in the sun all the time. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 16305/09/2013

He said something like, I can't stop smiling after i've had sex, and today see how much I'm smiling?

by Anonymousreply 16405/09/2013

I watched a couple episodes and yeah he is dumb but harmless and kind fun. His Mom seems nice too and they obviously have a great relationship.

by Anonymousreply 16505/09/2013

Why did we need to know that, R164?

by Anonymousreply 16605/09/2013

i am guessing he has hooked up with a guy..drunk and dumb are easy to seduce.

by Anonymousreply 16705/09/2013

Maybe his bro, who didn't want to use Ryan's razor after Ryan had used it to shave his business.

by Anonymousreply 16805/09/2013

JEAH, R167!

by Anonymousreply 16905/09/2013

Has he revealed whether he is circumcised yet?

by Anonymousreply 17005/09/2013

Yes, there is something charming about Ryan's dopiness. But there's also something venal about his manner: everything is says or does is pretty egocentric. So don't be fooled by the aw shucks veneer that covers a multitude of ME ME ME.

by Anonymousreply 17105/09/2013

I don't know why everyone is on such a mission to make this guy out to be the most worthless person on the planet, when he is really far from it. He's so harmless, I have to assume it is that many people feel very threatened by his looks or something because I hate to break it to everyone, but he is far from the stupidest or jerkiest person in the public eye (or the private one).

by Anonymousreply 17205/09/2013

Can you imagine the IQ of the spawn if he and Britney bred?

by Anonymousreply 17305/09/2013

R172, I'd say he is up there, rather down there with Tan Mom in the IQ department. He really is one of the most inarticulate people to be given a reality show. Maybe Kelly Bensimon could challenge him for that title. That said, I still like him and he has accomplished quite a bit in his short life. I can't help but think he could be an even better swimmer if he had better focus. I do think he has some sort of attention disorder.

by Anonymousreply 17405/09/2013

Well yeah, he's harmless but hardly fascinating or interesting enough to sustain a tv show

Figure this will be cancelled

by Anonymousreply 17505/10/2013

David Beckham isn't exactly Mensa material either. Least these athlete types were given some talent and aren't completely useless.

It helps if you look like Beckham and Lochte of course.

Some of these dumb types like Becks and Kelly Brook learn as they go on, Lochte looks like a tougher prospect.

by Anonymousreply 17605/11/2013

I thought his girlfriend was sweet, but she had a really weird chav accent. I give Ryan points for her, since she was not a bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 17705/11/2013

Most guys like him are dumb as rocks, but that doesn't make him a mean guy.

by Anonymousreply 17805/12/2013

I've been enjoying the show for what it's worth, but I wish the editors were a little more lascivious and would give more lingering shots of Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 17905/28/2013

How was the season (series?) finale?

by Anonymousreply 18005/28/2013

Did this show die a quiet death?

by Anonymousreply 18107/24/2013

No bows, honey, just six bars and off.

by Anonymousreply 18207/25/2013

R181. Honey, that show had so little content that it was dying while it was being shown. The same loops came up two and three times in each show. That's how tiny Lochte's brain is.

by Anonymousreply 18307/25/2013

Lochte and Michael Phelps used to be good friends, but they don't seem to spend much time together these days. I wonder why things changed?

by Anonymousreply 18407/25/2013

What is this hot but douchey guy doing these days?

by Anonymousreply 18502/06/2014

What's going with this stud?

by Anonymousreply 18604/19/2014

He's becoming an underwear model.

by Anonymousreply 18704/19/2014

Who y'all talkin' about?

by Anonymousreply 18804/20/2014

Ryan Cocktease

by Anonymousreply 18904/20/2014

Jeah!

by Anonymousreply 19004/20/2014

This tool is a waste of skin and air.

by Anonymousreply 19104/20/2014

Yummy

by Anonymousreply 19204/20/2014

Will he always be in the shadow of Michael Phelps?

by Anonymousreply 19307/26/2014

IFHH!

by Anonymousreply 19407/26/2014

I can imagine this is what it looks like with Michael Phelps fucking Ryan Lochte doggy style. Phelps looking away and Lochte coming.

by Anonymousreply 19507/26/2014
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