We know he is dumb. (The below link to a TV interview just confirms it)
But is he hung and full of cum?
We know he is dumb. (The below link to a TV interview just confirms it)
But is he hung and full of cum?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/16/2017|
He's got his own show now.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/18/2013|
Has he revealed whether he is cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/18/2013|
Would he know what you meant by cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/18/2013|
Who doesn't like a dumb jock?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/18/2013|
Someone tried to sell dick pics of his to Deadspin, but they didn't want to shell out the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/18/2013|
I was disappointed when Deadspin didn't publish the photo. Why were they so cheap?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/18/2013|
They couldn't wait to be off the air with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/18/2013|
His reality series looks beyond stupid.....
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/18/2013|
I just read that he is of Cuban, German, and English descent.
Sounds like possible sizemeat and probably uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/18/2013|
What did he say? Anything interesting?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/18/2013|
R11 he said there's more to him then swimming. He likes having fun, hanging out with friends, going out, seeing movies and skateboarding.
He's pretty unique.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/18/2013|
I wouldn't mind spending a night with him. Those eyes and that smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/18/2013|
He played a "sex idiot" in one episode of "30 Rock".
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/18/2013|
As long as he doesn't speak...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/18/2013|
Lochte seems stupid, ridiculous, moronic, dumb and dumber and a total idiot. But despite all those admirable qualities, he still shouldn't have a show of his own.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/18/2013|
Doubt his show goes more then one season.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/18/2013|
He should just pose nude and do porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/18/2013|
R10, he is only Cuban on one side and was born in the U.S., so there's a high chance he is cut
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/18/2013|
[quote]He should just pose nude and do porn.
I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/18/2013|
[quote]I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.
That happened to me last year!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/18/2013|
He's actually a little fug.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/19/2013|
I just wanna pull down his speedo and spank him on the bare butt. Yes please!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/19/2013|
The majority of the time, yes, R23.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/19/2013|
Whoops. Meant R24.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/19/2013|
Those anchors are funny. Heard Lochte wants to do "Dancing With The Stars", don't know why they wouldn't jump to have him.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/19/2013|
R24. Also mutilated, but thankfully, not always any longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/19/2013|
r29, seriously, your post makes me imagine you this way: see link.
Really, hon, give it a rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/19/2013|
Not really. I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men... only just over half are cut. Guys from poor or rural areas are far more likely to be uncut than cut, just as one example. The circumcision rate in this country today for newborns is just over 50% and falling. It's been falling for decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/19/2013|
They tried so hard not to laugh then the photo of Ryan Lochte in speedo popped up...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/19/2013|
[quote]I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men
If so, you're a whore, darlin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/19/2013|
No, R33... whores charge. I just fooled around a lot in my 30s.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/19/2013|
r31, that makes me so sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/19/2013|
How often should I get my tires rotated?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/19/2013|
He couldn't answer her question because no woman floats his boat. "A man at night has to be a man in the morning." I think he's saying he's an exclusive bottom, wouldn't you agree, datalounge?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/19/2013|
He's even dumber than I AM!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/19/2013|
My brother and his wife were going to not circumcise their son. I sat them both down and explained that their son would hate them and that girls wouldn't want to fuck him or guys if he's gay. I explained that stuff is fine in Europe, but we circumcise and don't let a bunch of hipster bullshit lead you to believe otherwise. My nephew is now a very happy 6 month old.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/19/2013|
I love you, R39. And so will your nephew.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/19/2013|
It's good you mention "hipster bullshit" in connection with smegma collectors, R39. A lot of men who were born in the late 60s/early 70s aren't circumcised because their parents were hippies. I had a boyfriend who could go on for hours about the "fucking hippies" who were responsible for him "having this fucking [italic]thing[/italic] on my dick."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/19/2013|
Yeah, and if a woman doesn't cut off her labia in sub-Saharan Africa no man will want to marry her, therefore ALL females should get their external organs cut off.
All the women of Africa thank R39 & R40, and so do their owner husbands!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/19/2013|
You're an idiot, R39, and I hope you're making that shit up just to troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/19/2013|
R41 is just making shit up now... going from delusion to full-blown mental illness.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/19/2013|
What about ME, R42?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/19/2013|
R44, seriously, "mental illness"?
And I didn't make up one word in R41. I actually know two guys who feel the same way about their foreskins, but I only mentioned the one I dated, because I had to look at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/19/2013|
I'm always disappointed when an active I thread I thought might be interesting has been taken hostage by the cut vs. uncut debate. It can pop up anywhere. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/19/2013|
I think you'll notice, R47, it's the uncut faction that starts it every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/19/2013|
I love foreskin (and abhor circumcision, unless for medical reasons), but I have to agree - the uncut folk start it about 75% of the time. Being strident does not convince people of your viewpoint...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/19/2013|
God, this thread got really hijacked by a bunch of assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/19/2013|
Has he even shown his ass yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/19/2013|
Well R50, trolldar will tell you that R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 are the same asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/19/2013|
[quote]trolldar will tell you that [R40], [R41], [R45], [R46] and [R48] are the same asshole.
What a pathetic whack-job!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/19/2013|
It's "wack," as in "wacky," not "whack."
Learn this, don't be a dumb ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/19/2013|
Whack job refers to someone who was knocked senseless again and again in a Whack-A-Mole situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/19/2013|
Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.
Don't ever do this again! I don't want to have to come here and whack you, you wacko.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/19/2013|
[quote]Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.
Then you failed to notice how he popped up at R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 just like the Whack-A-Mole. Get ready, Festus, that varmint will be back again.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/19/2013|
You girls thinking you are so Sherlock Holmes with troll-dar makes me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/19/2013|
Seriously, R58. It's not like I was hiding.
FYI, R53, R52, I just can't think of one little baby not getting circumcised because of something someone read here by the anti-circumcision troll. So, yes, there will be posts from me when he rears his ugly hidden head.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/19/2013|
R59. Fight the good fight my friend!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/19/2013|
Jesus Fuck, could you idiots STOP making every single fucking thread about circumcision?
You are fucking ruining Datalounge because of your personal little OCD hobbyhorse.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/19/2013|
Get him to stop, and I'll stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/19/2013|
R10 started it mom
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/19/2013|
[quote]Get him to stop, and I'll stop. by: What does this make me, the pro-circumcision troll?
No, just extremely childish.
Knock it the fuck off.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/19/2013|
At least you had the good sense to get me clipped, Mom. Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/19/2013|
R65. I like you. I really like you.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/19/2013|
*Someone* has to think of the children, R66.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/19/2013|
His dick looks flat, and so does his ass. His ass is so flat, it hurts my feelings.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/19/2013|
He got in a fight last year.
Got his teeth knocked out.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/19/2013|
Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do? He answered, still wear them. What a queer question for a married heterosexual to ask.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/19/2013|
He offers nothing other than swimming ability and good looks. He needs to educate himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/19/2013|
[quote]I think you'll notice, R47, it's the uncut faction that starts it every time.
I've been on this forum for 15 years, and I can say without a doubt that your statement is the exact opposite of true.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/19/2013|
Can we get back to Ryan and his yummy cock please?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/19/2013|
Bitches, please! I leave DataLounge for a day, and damn, damn, damn. Can't we all get along?
Back on topic . . . . I'm still trying to find out from someone, whether or not, Lochte is hung and full of Cuban, German, and English cum.
Any Gainsville Florida queens have anything to say? Any rumors from the UF scene?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/19/2013|
Ryan Lochte....BLAND,BLAND,BLAND. Will NOT age well.
Y'all can fuck him if you want...but he does shit for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/19/2013|
When my sister refused to have her son circumcised, I just did it myself in the bathroom and that was that. You have to be careful of course and use alcohol to keep things from getting infected, but it's pretty easy. Easier than carving a chicken, I can tell you. And since it was at their christening parties they didn't know who to thank, or be upset with.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/19/2013|
Oh, for fuck's sake... We've gotten to 77 posts and not one picture? (And I don't mean of foreskin, attached or not.)
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/19/2013|
R41, I thought Hipsters are people who are in their 20s-30s? not 40s? am I wrong?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/19/2013|
R72 didn't read this thread closely
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/20/2013|
The bottom of his abs developed oddly and makes an indent over his belly button. It's sort of distracting.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/20/2013|
R80, I think he is sucking in his gut in that photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/20/2013|
There's an ad at the top of DL with Ryan Lochte pouring water out of his shoe. I'd drink that water and fellate his feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/20/2013|
R78, the men in their 40s now are the *children* of the *hippies*. Today's hipsters approximate the hippies of yesteryear in many ways, including, apparently, the desire to not let their boys be circumcised (see R39).
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/20/2013|
It's the same troll who likes to talk about men's butts as well as cut vs. uncut...
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/20/2013|
I bet Ryan drives a lime green VW "Jeah-etta"
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/20/2013|
Just watched the promo... He's just... Dumb... The word dumb in its human form.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/20/2013|
[quote]Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do?
What other questions did Mario ask him? How many women he has slept with? Whether he is cut or uncut? Wears boxers or briefs?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/20/2013|
Ryan you should start from the bottom too.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/20/2013|
Promo of his reality show.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/20/2013|
He looks so handsome in that clip at R89 but it is impossible to watch without hitting the mute button.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/20/2013|
He does remind me of a young Paul Newman, but even if Newman was young today, he still wouldn't wear teeth grillz or do a reality show.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/21/2013|
He's like a male Jessica Simpson.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/21/2013|
R93 for the win.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/21/2013|
No way does he look like a young Paul Newman. He's cute, but I've seen pictures where he looks like he's prematurely wrinkling. I don't think he's as dumb as he seems, not saying he's bright, but I think he comes off dumber because he is inarticulate. He seems harmless, but his famewhoring is a real turn off. He was mismanaged right after the Olympics and now he is a bore. The show looks like one big joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/21/2013|
He's retarded, but he has beautiful nipples. I wonder if any guys have ever sucked on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/21/2013|
What I got from this was (apart from it being hilarious and him being as dumb as everyone says) he isn't gay. I'm sure I read he was.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/21/2013|
I don't know why I laugh every time I see "Jeah!" Maybe because it's just so fucking stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/21/2013|
Whose cock is bigger? Yours or Ryan's?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/21/2013|
Direct link to interview where anchors break out in laughter after they talk to Ryan:
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/21/2013|
I don't know if he's gay but he sure likes hanging out with the boys more than the girls and sure needs a lot of alcohol to do so. He seems to have arrested development. Maybe spending years training and being in the pool, he missed a lot but at twenty eight, his family has no problem saying he's terrible with girls, and he looooooves fashion.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/22/2013|
Have Lochte and Sean Avery met? Someone should introduce them to several bottles of wine and see what happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/22/2013|
Saw a couple of reviews of his reality show and they all basically said the same thing -- he's nice to look at but dumb as a box of rocks, viewers will be laughing at him not with him, etc. He couldn't even remember how many Olympic medals he has.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/22/2013|
I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/22/2013|
i think he's a typical dumb jock who finds it difficult to construction a sentence of original thought. He's really cute but I can see why he has trouble in relationships because once the sex wears off, there's really nothing there.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/22/2013|
He did surprisingly well on Letterman tonight, better than Bieber did.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/22/2013|
No doubt Ryan is dumb as a box of nails and a pussyhound. That said, he doesn't come across as bitter and mean spirited like alot of Datalounge! As long as he's not a nasty jerk, I don't mind how dumb or vaccuous he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/22/2013|
Why do people assume he's a pussyhound?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/22/2013|
I'm not sure people that dumb can be that bitter and mean spirited at the same time.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/22/2013|
Those people are called "Tea Partiers," 109.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/22/2013|
I'd say it was all an act ( a la Jessica 'chicken of the sea') Simpson where he creates a character to gain some traction with viewers, but I think he is genuinely quite stupid, or constantly high.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/22/2013|
I just hope we get a lot more of him in his underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/22/2013|
Can't see much in his underwear here:
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/22/2013|
He looks like a pass around bottom boy from 80s gay porn,,,
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/23/2013|
Yeah, he's definitely tinymeat. (I think all elite swimmers are tinymeat... Something about their physical make-up seems to preclude huge cocks.) I'm a nipple guy, though, and Ryan definitely fits the bill there.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/23/2013|
Don't know what R116 is talking about. He/she has never been in my locker room.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/23/2013|
He looks like Goober Pyle in the picture at r69.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/23/2013|
Stupid douche R110
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/23/2013|
His show lost the huge lead-in from some Kardasian special and was beat by Bravo.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/24/2013|
I saw the first episode and there isn't much there, there.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/25/2013|
[quote]I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.
Completely agree. He's a nice man and didn't deserve that at all. Why don't television presenters laugh at worthless cunts like Donald Trump?
*Unless*... being laughed at is part of a "himbo" character he's cultivating.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/25/2013|
Unless Lochte is a grower, Phelps is definitely bigger A lot bigger.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/25/2013|
There are only six half-hour episodes so I guess i'll watch them all.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/25/2013|
R121 When you say "there" do you mean "there"?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/25/2013|
He takes good photos.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/25/2013|
But when is he going to do some nudity?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/25/2013|
Forget the peen, does he have an ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||04/25/2013|
wow! Saw about half of an episode. He really is dumb.And inarticulate.Terrible grammar
|by Anonymous||reply 129||04/28/2013|
[quote]Forget the peen, does he have an ass?
Fuck no -- it's flat as a pancake.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||04/28/2013|
Swimmers almost always have flat asses. I think it has something to do with the body type that does the best in that sport.
I've also noticed that most of them have larger-than-average nipples. I'm not sure what that's about, though...
|by Anonymous||reply 131||04/28/2013|
I know someone who went to school with him. He's, unfortunately, not gay. Slept around with many women. Apparently as dumb as he seems but pleasant. Sorry I don't have more than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/28/2013|
And the pr company pays you for this R32? Yes?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/28/2013|
He wears a pink speedo. Doesn't even hide.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/28/2013|
R133, see, that's why I hesitated to even post that. I swear that I'm being honest. It's an anonymous forum so feel free to believe me or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/28/2013|
I can believe that Ryan Lochte is straight. He also strikes me, thought, as one of those guys (see America's fraternities) whose sexualities are very fluid when drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||04/28/2013|
Saw this show. Nothing special about him. Like any other doofus frat boy. Probably could get him drunk and suck him off easily.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/28/2013|
But the point of this thread R137 is whether or not there would be a lot to suck on.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/28/2013|
Granted, he has a tiny to nonexistent ass, but what's there just looks so darn cute in those pink Speedos!!
And, yeah, get him drunk and likely he would be up for a blow-job.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/28/2013|
New episode tonight!
|by Anonymous||reply 140||04/28/2013|
How does Michael Phelps' ass measure up to Lochte's? Nathan Adrian?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||04/28/2013|
Ryan Lochte is dumber than Kanye West.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||04/28/2013|
Soup really made fun of him...
|by Anonymous||reply 143||04/29/2013|
Wet he's a star, dry he ain't.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||04/29/2013|
He bought his mommy a car!
She's his best girl -- jeah!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||04/29/2013|
also lots of excuses to show him nearly nude
he did the towel dance in front of his roommate (and for the camera)
he does seem like a dumb, straight frat boy
That whole scene with the roommate on the bed with Lochte roaming around the room in a towel I think I've seen in a movie before...
|by Anonymous||reply 146||04/29/2013|
Has anyone asked...
Why does he even have a roommate?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||04/29/2013|
^^You think he'd survive the night without someone there reminding him to breathe in, then out?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||04/29/2013|
r146 Ignorant much. One its his brother, two he didn't even dance. He was getting ready to go out.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||04/29/2013|
ummm..he did the infamous Datalounge towel dance
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/29/2013|
I have a friend that hooked up with him in FL. She told me that he's only so-so in bed and cums quick. She did say that his cum was surprisingly sweet and tasted good.
Take that for what it's worth.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/30/2013|
His is looks small but not flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/30/2013|
He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!
But he implied they finally Had sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/08/2013|
And it sort of bends to one side...
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/08/2013|
So he's bent like me?!
Well, well, well.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/08/2013|
Young, dumb, and full of cum? Ideally.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/08/2013|
Is "girlfriend in England" the new "girlfriend in Canada"?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/08/2013|
[quote]He shaves - everywhere.
I'll give him a pass for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/08/2013|
All reality shows are scripted. So on top of being naturally dumb, the writers make Lochte even dumber.
It's all part of a carefully constructed charm offensive by the TV producers and his handlers to bring in the TV ratings in this land of a dumber than dirt audience.
If they make Lochte dumber then the dumb audience can watch and feel smart and superior.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/08/2013|
Was Paul Newman cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/08/2013|
Why is he so wrinkly? When I first saw him in the pool last summer, I thought he was in his 40s and was surprised he qualified to compete at such an advanced age. Is it from the chlorine or just more bad genes that accompany the lack of brains?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/08/2013|
[quote]He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!
[quote]But he implied they finally Had sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/08/2013|
[quote]Why is he so wrinkly?
He's in the sun all the time. It happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/09/2013|
He said something like, I can't stop smiling after i've had sex, and today see how much I'm smiling?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/09/2013|
I watched a couple episodes and yeah he is dumb but harmless and kind fun. His Mom seems nice too and they obviously have a great relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/09/2013|
Why did we need to know that, R164?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/09/2013|
i am guessing he has hooked up with a guy..drunk and dumb are easy to seduce.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/09/2013|
Maybe his bro, who didn't want to use Ryan's razor after Ryan had used it to shave his business.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/09/2013|
Has he revealed whether he is circumcised yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/09/2013|
Yes, there is something charming about Ryan's dopiness. But there's also something venal about his manner: everything is says or does is pretty egocentric. So don't be fooled by the aw shucks veneer that covers a multitude of ME ME ME.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/09/2013|
I don't know why everyone is on such a mission to make this guy out to be the most worthless person on the planet, when he is really far from it. He's so harmless, I have to assume it is that many people feel very threatened by his looks or something because I hate to break it to everyone, but he is far from the stupidest or jerkiest person in the public eye (or the private one).
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/09/2013|
Can you imagine the IQ of the spawn if he and Britney bred?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/09/2013|
R172, I'd say he is up there, rather down there with Tan Mom in the IQ department. He really is one of the most inarticulate people to be given a reality show. Maybe Kelly Bensimon could challenge him for that title. That said, I still like him and he has accomplished quite a bit in his short life. I can't help but think he could be an even better swimmer if he had better focus. I do think he has some sort of attention disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/09/2013|
Well yeah, he's harmless but hardly fascinating or interesting enough to sustain a tv show
Figure this will be cancelled
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/10/2013|
David Beckham isn't exactly Mensa material either. Least these athlete types were given some talent and aren't completely useless.
It helps if you look like Beckham and Lochte of course.
Some of these dumb types like Becks and Kelly Brook learn as they go on, Lochte looks like a tougher prospect.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/10/2013|
I thought his girlfriend was sweet, but she had a really weird chav accent. I give Ryan points for her, since she was not a bimbo.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/11/2013|
Most guys like him are dumb as rocks, but that doesn't make him a mean guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/12/2013|
I've been enjoying the show for what it's worth, but I wish the editors were a little more lascivious and would give more lingering shots of Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/27/2013|
How was the season (series?) finale?
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/28/2013|
Did this show die a quiet death?
|by Anonymous||reply 181||07/24/2013|
No bows, honey, just six bars and off.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||07/24/2013|
R181. Honey, that show had so little content that it was dying while it was being shown. The same loops came up two and three times in each show. That's how tiny Lochte's brain is.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||07/25/2013|
Lochte and Michael Phelps used to be good friends, but they don't seem to spend much time together these days. I wonder why things changed?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||07/25/2013|
What is this hot but douchey guy doing these days?
|by Anonymous||reply 185||02/06/2014|
What's going with this stud?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||04/19/2014|
He's becoming an underwear model.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||04/19/2014|
Who y'all talkin' about?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||04/19/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 189||04/19/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 190||04/20/2014|
This tool is a waste of skin and air.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||04/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 192||04/20/2014|
Will he always be in the shadow of Michael Phelps?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||07/26/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 194||07/26/2014|
I can imagine this is what it looks like with Michael Phelps fucking Ryan Lochte doggy style. Phelps looking away and Lochte coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||07/26/2014|
He's a loser and a liar and someone who covers things up
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/16/2017|