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West, Texas is not located in West Texas


by Anonymousreply 4504/20/2013

Eastland, Texas, is not located in east Texas.

by Anonymousreply 104/18/2013

Most of the people in Deaf Smith county can hear just fine.

by Anonymousreply 204/18/2013

North, South Carolina (birthplace of Eartha Kitt) is right in the center of the state, not in the northern part of SC or in North Carolina, for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 304/18/2013

Named after Thomas Marion West, the first postmaster of the town.

by Anonymousreply 404/18/2013

The Neverending Story ends.

by Anonymousreply 504/18/2013

It's near Waco and it's very close to 4/19. If you recall any April 19ths?

by Anonymousreply 604/18/2013

It's not located anywhere anymore.

by Anonymousreply 704/18/2013

Can we discuss my pussy instead?

by Anonymousreply 804/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 904/18/2013

Hell, I thought Waco was located near El Paso.

by Anonymousreply 1004/18/2013

Um, no, wacko is nowhere near EP.

Thank god. Keep the rednecks away from the Raza.

by Anonymousreply 1104/18/2013

While you bubalas are discussing OP's topic, I'll throw out something else for your consideration:

The Italian Neo-Realist Movement in film was neither Italian nor neo nor particuarly a movement. Discuss.

by Anonymousreply 1204/18/2013

Most of Kansas City is in Missouri.

by Anonymousreply 1304/18/2013

I can proudly say that I have never been within 1000 miles of Texas. I plan to keep it that way. Its a horrid place with horrid people and its nothing but horrid desert for thousands of miles. Fuck Texas!

by Anonymousreply 1404/18/2013

Texas is one messed up place

by Anonymousreply 1504/18/2013

And then there is Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: 264 miles west of Seaside Heights, NJ.

by Anonymousreply 1604/18/2013

1%er takes a shit on the public. You can bet the guy that owns the fertilizer plant doesn't live anywhere near it, therefore, didn't care about the dangers as long as it made great money for him. They need to bury the guy in lawsuits, make him wish he cared.

by Anonymousreply 1704/18/2013

Arlen sucks! Wichita rules! Because in 5 mins I can be in the great state of Okahoma.

by Anonymousreply 1804/18/2013

It's a Czech-founded city, with some delicious Kolaches and other delicacies. It's a natural stopping/re-fueling point between Austin and Dallas.

And it's not in the desert.

by Anonymousreply 1904/18/2013

Missouri City is completely in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 2004/18/2013

[quote]I can proudly say that I have never been within 1000 miles of Texas.

WOW, you're stupid (or merely ignorant of just how big Texas is). It's about 800 miles to either the West or East Coast from a Texas border, and also just under 1000 to travel all the way from North Texas to Canada, so basically you're eliminating 80% of populated parts of North America with this proclamation.

[quote]Its a horrid place with horrid people and its nothing but horrid desert for thousands of miles.

Actually, the only part of Texas that's desert is far West Texas (not to be confused with West, Texas). The rest ranges from deep-pine forests to prairie to hill country to beach.

by Anonymousreply 2104/18/2013

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman nor an empire.

by Anonymousreply 2204/18/2013

Black folk is livin in the White House

by Anonymousreply 2304/19/2013

No one really knows where Texarkana is!!

by Anonymousreply 2404/19/2013

Hell is a place in Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 2504/19/2013

Does Lizard Lick have lizards?

And do they, in point of fact, lick?

by Anonymousreply 2604/19/2013

The city of St. Louis, Missouri is not a part of St. Louis County, Missouri.

by Anonymousreply 2704/19/2013

It's not in East Texas either.

by Anonymousreply 2804/19/2013

The coolest thing about West, TX is that there's a street corner on the I 35 access road where there are two signs right next to each other: one says "West" and other says "East " but they're both pointing in the same direction. (I know I could've explained that better, but I think you probably get the idea. ;)

by Anonymousreply 2904/19/2013

Residents of Intercourse, Pennsylvania and French Lick, Indiana have lots of fun. Girls in Virginville, Pennsylvania breathe heavily with anticipation.

by Anonymousreply 3004/19/2013

I heard a TV reporter pronounce Waco as whacko.

by Anonymousreply 3104/19/2013

The Brits did that during the Branch Davidian siege, r31.

by Anonymousreply 3204/19/2013

For those who are unaware, the correct pronunciation of "Waco" is "Way-koh"

by Anonymousreply 3304/19/2013

Northeast, Pa. is in northwestern Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 3404/19/2013

Morgan Fairchild was unfair as a child.


by Anonymousreply 3504/20/2013

i love this thread

by Anonymousreply 3604/20/2013

Texas = Killthegayxas

by Anonymousreply 3704/20/2013

Peanuts are neither peas nor nuts.

by Anonymousreply 3804/20/2013

There's also a town in Texas called Earth -- & one called Happy (part of which lies in Swisher County) -- not to mention Possum Kingdom Lake. But you have to go to West Virginia to find Odd.

by Anonymousreply 3904/20/2013

The town of Jersey Shore is located in north central Pennsylvania, not coastal New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 4004/20/2013

R39, don't forget Cut and Shoot, Texas.

by Anonymousreply 4104/20/2013

The Holy Roman Empire was holy, Roman, and an Empire.

by Anonymousreply 4204/20/2013

^ Bitch, I will cut you.

by Anonymousreply 4304/20/2013

R27, The City of Baltimore is not a part of Baltimore County.

by Anonymousreply 4404/20/2013

Farmers: crop yields go through the roof with our new Blow-up Ready GMO corn!

by Anonymousreply 4504/20/2013
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