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I'm home sick from work today.

I'm working from home, but all I want to do is loaf and browse cnn...

by Anonymousreply 1804/18/2013

Be specific, OP.

Are you working or are you sick?

What are you going to put on your timesheet?

by Anonymousreply 104/18/2013


Aim higher, honey.

by Anonymousreply 204/18/2013

Either way, get off the Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 304/18/2013

[quote]Be specific, OP. Are you working or are you sick?

R1? It's not either/or when you can connect remotely to your workplace's network and do your work on a computer.

by Anonymousreply 404/18/2013

That's not what I asked the OP.

What will today be counted as: work day or sick day?

Jeeze Louise!

by Anonymousreply 504/18/2013

R1? If he's working, then it's not PTO (what company has "sick days" anymore?).

by Anonymousreply 604/18/2013

R6, I work for a huge company and we have 23 sick days a year, which is separate from vacation time.

by Anonymousreply 704/18/2013

R7 - that's pretty good. I work for the government and we have 8 sick days per year. I'm not complaining, we have plenty of other benefits.

by Anonymousreply 804/18/2013

Doesn't sound like is working hard, just hardly working, r4 r6, as OP plainly states.

You really are a pill, you know that?

by Anonymousreply 904/18/2013

[quote] (what company has "sick days" anymore?)

Mine does. 10 a year. It's a big media corporation.

by Anonymousreply 1004/18/2013

I had no idea taking a sick day had become a moral issue.

by Anonymousreply 1104/18/2013

Fix yourself a simple homemade chicken soup, OP. You will feel light years better.

And your mother would think me remiss if I didn't remind you to drink lots of water and get plenty of rest.

by Anonymousreply 1204/18/2013

and jerk off a lot.

by Anonymousreply 1304/18/2013

That was me yesterday, OP. I am currently unemployed but doing project work at home. I feel like a slug. Yesterday, CNN was on all damn day and my brain is now in a fog.

by Anonymousreply 1404/18/2013

OP is obviously not working. Take a sick day before you ruin it for everyone else. When I work from home or any of my co-workers do, I make sure to engage even more than usual so that people don't abuse the privilege.

My company gives 10 sick/personal days. We send people home who come in sick. If you can be productive from home, great, but don't think you're a hero for showing up here and getting the rest of us sick.

by Anonymousreply 1504/18/2013

I'm home today - work and classes cancelled due to severe weather.

[quote] and jerk off a lot.

Have already jacked off once!

by Anonymousreply 1604/18/2013

"I'm working from home, but all I want to do is loaf and browse cnn.."

All that lube must make your pencil dialing impossible, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1704/18/2013

I do not really get your point at all, r15. Are you drunk?

by Anonymousreply 1804/18/2013
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