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If I post my term paper will the Grammar trolls correct it?

I don't like proofreading.

by Anonymousreply 1404/18/2013

Post away, we would be delighted to edit it.

by Anonymousreply 104/18/2013

R1 called me a snigger!!!! Racism! Racism!!!

by Anonymousreply 204/18/2013

OP," grammar" should not be capitalized, unless you are using the term in an official title. If so,"trolls" needs to be capitalized.

by Anonymousreply 304/18/2013

I think the answer is probably no OP. But do whatever you want...

by Anonymousreply 404/18/2013

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked ``Am I my brother's son?' God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns---Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in ``The Illiad', by Homer. Homer also wrote the ``Oddity,' in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men .

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

by Anonymousreply 504/18/2013

There are no words...

Well, OTOH, maybe there are too many words.

by Anonymousreply 604/18/2013

Justin, you forgot to mention Michel Angelo's painting of the 16th Chapel.

by Anonymousreply 704/18/2013

[R3] The OP clearly capitalized the word grammar because it was being used as a title and implies respect to the Grammar Queens.

by Anonymousreply 804/18/2013

Medieval for one.

by Anonymousreply 904/18/2013

Is there anything more tedious than grammar trolls?

Too bad none of them were at the finish line at the race on Monday.

by Anonymousreply 1004/18/2013

This paper is a joke, right, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1104/18/2013

[quote]This paper is a joke, right, OP?

You've heard of Google, right?

by Anonymousreply 1204/18/2013

[quote]The OP clearly capitalized the word grammar because it was being used as a title and implies respect to the Grammar Queens.

But "grammar trolls" is not a title. And you don't capitalize something out of respect, or to indicate emphasis or the importance of a word.

"President" is a title, but you capitalize it only when it immediately precedes the person's name: "President Obama gave a speech." But you lowercase it when it used otherwise: "The president went on a tour of the Middle East yesterday."

by Anonymousreply 1304/18/2013

You didn't mention Anderson Cooper ANYWHERE in this paper.

by Anonymousreply 1404/18/2013
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