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The 10 Worst American Idol Auditions.

Are you lonely? Feeling blue? Want to go out, get drunk and stab your boss? This is where we laugh as we post the worst Idol auditions. Here are 10 in a row. You are encouraged to post more.

And wherever you may be, never forget to "let my pimple go".

by Anonymousreply 2104/22/2013

Let my pimple go---I recall that guy.

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2013

Keith "Like A Virgin" Beukelaer:

by Anonymousreply 204/19/2013

Ho'netta Johnson:

by Anonymousreply 304/19/2013

Those were good, but here is the most PSYCHO contestant ever on Idol. She is destined to take out a Post Office, so be aware.

by Anonymousreply 404/19/2013

Link fail, r4. I'd love to watch the video - can you try again?

by Anonymousreply 504/19/2013

sorry, the correct PSYCHO link is below

by Anonymousreply 604/19/2013

Cats. Lots and lots and LOTS of cats in her future.

Did she ever make it to cosmetology school, I wonder?

by Anonymousreply 704/19/2013

The Entire long version of Let My Pimple Go.

by Anonymousreply 804/19/2013

Yikes! Psycho Mary reminds me of people I went to college with. She's fascinating in a way - if I were a shrink I'd love to study her. Speaks like Shelley Duvall, dresses like Gilligan, looks like Becky from "Roseanne." There's a bit of Jodie Foster from "Freaky Friday" in there somehow too. R7 is right on with the cats comment.

by Anonymousreply 904/20/2013

LOL@R9 Dresses like Gilligan!

by Anonymousreply 1004/20/2013

Bad Romance sung in 3 different keys.

by Anonymousreply 1104/20/2013

Number 5 in OP's link made me cry with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 1204/20/2013

[quote]Those were good, but here is the most PSYCHO contestant ever on Idol. She is destined to take out a Post Office, so be aware.

She always reminded me of a character that would be played by Molly Shannon like Mary Katherine Gallagher.

by Anonymousreply 1304/20/2013

Ken Lee

by Anonymousreply 1404/20/2013

LOL! I loved Ken KLEEEEEEE!

by Anonymousreply 1504/20/2013

short but sweet...

by Anonymousreply 1604/20/2013

R16, it sounded like Varla Jean Merman!

by Anonymousreply 1704/20/2013

Remember the blond crazy girl who died a couple of years ago?

by Anonymousreply 1804/20/2013

This thread is useless without Julie Isadora:

by Anonymousreply 1904/20/2013

Did John Titor somehow manage to post a kinescope of that Idol audition back in the 50s, r19?

by Anonymousreply 2004/21/2013

I like to take my clothes off and sing, Like A Virgin, by Madonna----just like this guy.

by Anonymousreply 2104/22/2013
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