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Male maid in underwear or jock

So my partner and I have decided that we would like a hot guy to clean our apartment in underwear or a jockstrap. Of course once the cleaning is done we would like to have some fun. How should we go about finding said person? Btw we are in DC.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1904/22/2013

Rule #1 - Never sleep with the help!

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 104/17/2013

How much?

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 204/17/2013

I don't do windows and you carry the cab fare.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 304/17/2013

#2 what are your stats? And do you like dogs?

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 404/17/2013

OP, I need the cash. Are your doors wide enough to accommodate my wheelchair and oxygen tank?

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 504/17/2013

If an OP ever dripped earrings and caftans....

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 604/17/2013

OP, how about a handyman instead? Craigslist is where you look.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 704/17/2013

You and your partner are oxygen pirates. Stay classy,and keep voting Republican.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 804/17/2013

So you want a whore. Why do you need to announce this here? Go create your post on Craigslist and leave us out of it.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 904/17/2013

Save your money and get out of an apartment.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1004/17/2013

I can't tell you how much I'd love to do that, R7

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1104/17/2013

Lots of ads for this on CL.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1204/20/2013

OP here. This has been more challenging than expected. We have had to filter through some "special" responses. We haven't found the right fit yet. We aren't rushing it though. Been enjoying your hilarious comments, but helpful ones are also welcomed. :)

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1304/20/2013

what were some of the more "Special" ones?

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1404/20/2013

OP here. Highlights of the responses:

-"I'm not a maid" (after telling him we want the bathroom, cleaned, floors done, etc)

-after telling one guy we weren't interested because we were looking for someone younger and hotter he responded back with a paragraph rant about how we have AIDS and probably send out pix of ourselves from 30 years ago. It was very entertaining.

-one included a link to Andrew Christian and wanted us to provide the jockstrap

-one wanted to be rimmed while scrubbing out bathtub

-lots of faceless, discreet guys

We are actually interviewing 3 different guys over the course of the next week. Will keep you updated.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1504/22/2013

Try www.twosadlosers.com/pathetic

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1604/22/2013

I have a difficult time reconciling two grown men paying someone to clean their house in underwear or a jock, yet retaining the cheek to reject an application on the basis they're 'looking for someone younger and hotter.'

Apparently beggars can be choosers.

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1704/22/2013

they're not beggars; they job-creators!

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1804/22/2013

Seriously, can you imagine trying to clean somebody's place with them leering at you and drooling for a little play time after?

by Love a man in underwear more than fully nudereply 1904/22/2013
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