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Jon Hamm does Sesame Street

I have never wanted a man more than I have after I saw Jon do this.

by Anonymousreply 3505/14/2013

His girlfriend looks like a muppet with those enhanced cheeks and her beak of a nose. I shall call her Miss Byrd. In every picture taken of the two of them she always leans into the shot with her smug mug. Yeah, we get it. You get to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 104/17/2013

There must be others on Sesame Street that appreciate a big dick besides Elmo.

by Anonymousreply 204/17/2013

He will officially launch a new peekaboo character called Veiny Purple Lizard. You'll love VPL.

by Anonymousreply 304/17/2013

He really does nothing for me. Too smarmy looking.

by Anonymousreply 404/17/2013

It's weird but with his five o'clock shadow he often reminds me of a Flintstones cartoon character version of himself.

by Anonymousreply 504/17/2013

I love it when Sesame Street features actors who are famous for playing cretins. It's so subversive...in the best way, of course!

by Anonymousreply 604/17/2013

he's really cute, but that elmo is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 704/17/2013

Not my type. He needs to hit the gym and beef up.

by Anonymousreply 804/17/2013

He's so smarmy and self adoring and full of himself that I find him to be nothing but a turn off.

I've begun to dislike the guy so much that it's hard to sit through an episode of Mad Men. Just kinda wish he'd go away.

by Anonymousreply 904/17/2013

He's adorable. I think his success, coming kinda late in life (at least by Hollywood terms) is refreshing.

I like Jon!

by Anonymousreply 1004/17/2013

I was hoping he'd surprise us with a plaster cast of his penis.

by Anonymousreply 1104/17/2013

I stopped liking him ever since he admitted to farting/shitting. Eww!

by Anonymousreply 1204/17/2013

Agree that he's so pompous and full of himself, which are total turn-offs. Plus, he's not THAT good looking and his upper body is average at best. I don't see the appeal whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 1304/17/2013

He's so hot.

by Anonymousreply 1404/17/2013

Lots of sour grapes bitching in this thread!

by Anonymousreply 1504/17/2013

Did he pull a Katy Perry, but this time with his dick outline?

by Anonymousreply 1604/17/2013

One.... two balls in that bulge! Ah-ah-ah!

by Anonymousreply 1704/17/2013

I like his beard.

by Anonymousreply 1804/17/2013

I've never really understood why Sesame Street features actors who no child would know.

by Anonymousreply 1904/17/2013

Kah... ock... Cock!

by Anonymousreply 2004/17/2013

Way too heavy 5 o'clock shadow + way too much body hair + way too much flab = not remotely attractive. Give me a Taylor Lautner any day over this ugly guy.

by Anonymousreply 2104/17/2013

[quote]I stopped liking him ever since he admitted to farting/shitting.

Wait, let me get this straight. You thought somehow he neither farted nor shat?

by Anonymousreply 2204/17/2013

The guy who plays Betty's new hubby is so much better looking and built than Hammy. Betty actually traded up IMO.

by Anonymousreply 2304/17/2013

R22, I don't like to think of the celebrities I fantasize about as having bodily functions. It ruins the illusion.

The same thing happened when George Clooney went on Dennis Miller's show in the mid-nineties and told some story about shitting in a cat box. I couldn't look at him the same way after that.

by Anonymousreply 2404/17/2013

He plays a middle-aged man in the 1960s. He's frequently shirtless on the show. He can't have a 2013 body.

by Anonymousreply 2504/17/2013

Peter Francis actor obviously has a cut body. The 1960s vs. 2013 thing is a bunch a hot air.

by Anonymousreply 2604/17/2013

Cut body, eh.

Huge cut cock, all meaty, thick n' juicy with a nice mushroom head, YUM.

by Anonymousreply 2704/17/2013

#27, that sounds like pizza. People are not food.

by Anonymousreply 2804/17/2013

he's not that big, and whatever he does have between the legs is probably partially hidden by what I'm sure if an overabundance of smelly, disgusting gray pubic hair. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 2904/17/2013

The Return of Snuffleupagus.

by Anonymousreply 3004/17/2013

He's not attractive. I find more attractive people on a Chicago bus.

by Anonymousreply 3104/17/2013

[quote]People are not food.

I'm not food. You can't just order me.

by Anonymousreply 3204/17/2013

Jon as a Jamaican nurse on 30 Rock.

by Anonymousreply 3304/17/2013

Jon Hamm's looks are more appealing and sexy than the majority of guys I see popping up in porn ads online. The man has character and IMO one of the best-looking actors these days.

by Anonymousreply 3404/17/2013

Oh yes OP, he's so perfect.

lol @ the video, it's like a male version of the Katy Perry one except she has her tits out to distract from her face while Jon is fully clothed and even bearded yet still hot as hell.

I thought the Elvis-style filmed from the waist up was for a reason but another Sesame Street video with Don Cheadle (who pings out of character) is the same and no doubt he also has the donkey dick.

You get the feeling like with some cartoons they put stuff in there for the adults that would go above the kids heads, double entendre tastic. Show us your sculpture indeed.

by Anonymousreply 3505/14/2013
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