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Santorum hospitalized

Apparently a gastro bug.

by Anonymousreply 4304/17/2013

Dear gastro bug,

Your host is an inhospitable asshole. Leave as soon as you can!!

by Anonymousreply 104/14/2013

In a Sanitarium?

by Anonymousreply 204/14/2013

Hmmm...Santorum v santorum

by Anonymousreply 304/14/2013

Please don't say 'Santorum!' on this forum ...we are a responsible web site.

by Anonymousreply 404/14/2013

Well, for once we know he's not completely full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 504/14/2013

Somebody's into scat!

by Anonymousreply 604/14/2013

Hope he dies...

by Anonymousreply 704/14/2013

Was he rimming Rush again?

by Anonymousreply 804/14/2013

**BREAKING NEWS**

Rick Santorum hospitalized, having stomach pumped. Doctors report at least five gallons of semen retrieved so far. More information as it develops.

by Anonymousreply 904/14/2013

That's what happens when you eat shit.

by Anonymousreply 1004/14/2013

They had to pump the Santorum from his tum-tum?

by Anonymousreply 1104/14/2013

sounds like the giardia. miss santorum's been indulging just a little too much in rimming her tricks. nawty, nawty!

by Anonymousreply 1204/14/2013

Did he pick this up at the White Party in Palm Springs last week?

by Anonymousreply 1304/14/2013

He should consider himself lucky, it could've been that nasty strain of meningitis.

by Anonymousreply 1404/14/2013

Gay terrists shrunk down to tiny size and hidden in his scrapple!

by Anonymousreply 1504/14/2013

Hopefully the fatal kind.

by Anonymousreply 1604/14/2013

Karma, it's a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1704/14/2013

[quote]**BREAKING NEWS**

[quote]Rick Santorum hospitalized, having stomach pumped. Doctors report at least five gallons of semen retrieved so far. More information as it develops.

Is that true?

by Anonymousreply 1804/14/2013

Yes, R18, it's true.

by Anonymousreply 1904/14/2013

I rarely support microorganisms over humans, but in this case I'll make an exception.

by Anonymousreply 2004/14/2013

Anyway of getting Santorum's stomach pumping to the mainstream media, especially Fox? It would be fun to play with Fox viewers' minds (what little they have).

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2013

We could try putting "rick santorum stomach pumped semen" in search engines and see if it trends.

by Anonymousreply 2204/15/2013

Hopefully they administer him Cipro or Levaquin and it cripples him.

by Anonymousreply 2304/15/2013

[R16] NO! NO! NO! He must be kept alive. He is a one man killing machine capable of destroying the Repugs' agenda once and for all. I believe between him and Ryan, the entire party may be DOA by the mid-term elections.

Wait a second. I am not a conspiracy theorist, BUT, does anyone know the whereabouts of Rob Portman prior to Santorum's last meal????

by Anonymousreply 2404/15/2013

Why do I have half-suspect he's been felled by design to stop damaging the Republican Party with his far-right hysterics?

by Anonymousreply 2504/15/2013

My point exactly.

by Anonymousreply 2604/15/2013

Ricky's got an upset tummy because the high school (in Ohio, I think) that invited, then uninvited, and now re-invited him to speak is making students get a permission slip from their parents to attend his little "talk". Seems the shoe is on the other foot, now, and Ricky just can't stomach the fact that the roles are reversed and he's the one who normal people find objectionable.

I'm sure the right wingnuts will find a way to spin Ricky as a victim. Curvy couch, here we come!

by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2013

Oops, the high school is in Michigan. My bad.

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2013

post-tina binge dehydration and hallucinations. happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2013

[quote]NO! NO! NO! He must be kept alive. He is a one man killing machine capable of destroying the Repugs' agenda once and for all. I believe between him and Ryan, the entire party may be DOA by the mid-term elections.

Dead on, swf... ;)

by Anonymousreply 3204/15/2013

DAT'S DA SUCK JOB!

by Anonymousreply 3304/15/2013

We hate her.

by Anonymousreply 3404/15/2013

What did he expect? That's the risk when a "John" rims the spunk out of his escorts' assholes!

by Anonymousreply 3504/15/2013

Rick wanted the boyfriend experience.

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2013

I prayed that he would get a killer dose of diarrhea from all of that Chick-Fil-A garbage he was pushing off on his fellow Teabaggers. My prayers have cum true. There is a God. I hope he shits green and runny until his pea-sized brain takes a muddy water ride through his intestines and winds up in the city sewer. I can't stand that piece of crap Santorum. The homophobic bigot.

by Anonymousreply 3704/16/2013

Read the card!

by Anonymousreply 3804/16/2013

He's a cunt. I'm glad the self-serving bigot has the shits. I hope it's permanent.

by Anonymousreply 3904/16/2013

Santorum has had diarrhea of the mouth for decades. It's only natural that his puckered, stinky, putrid, fetid, curdled asshole would catch up eventually. True, it was probably all those Ugandan Death Squad supporting Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that caused him to have that case of the near-fatal shits. I bet he ran half of his gated community out of house and home with the wretched smell coming from his bathroom fart-fan after one of his Shit-Fil-A blasts of fury from his messy mussy.

by Anonymousreply 4004/17/2013

Nanny, Nanny Boo Boos, Rick's got the poo poos.

by Anonymousreply 4104/17/2013

[quote]Rick Santorum hospitalized, having stomach pumped. Doctors report at least five gallons of semen retrieved so far. More information as it develops.

OMG, seriously??

by Anonymousreply 4204/17/2013

My cousin's best friend is a nurse at that hospital. That's what she said.

by Anonymousreply 4304/17/2013
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