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Sally Draper here.

I know you bitches are wondering how I turned out. Any questions?

by Anonymousreply 1904/17/2013

Was I the reason you became a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 104/14/2013

Did you go to college?

by Anonymousreply 204/14/2013

We're you ever thrashed in that 1960s way for your fresh mouth?

by Anonymousreply 304/14/2013

Don't project, Glen. Besides, you're just jealous that I've gotten more dick than you have.

R2, yes, I went to college. NYU class of 1976.

R3, my BPD mother never would've left a mark. Daddy wouldn't put up with that shit, and she knew it.

by Anonymousreply 404/14/2013

I noticed in the last episode that you started speaking in that vocal fry register that's so popular with the young ladies these days. How very fashion forward of you! How did you foresee that trend?

by Anonymousreply 504/14/2013

Do your fingers stink from masturbating?

by Anonymousreply 604/14/2013

R5, I told the producers I didn't like Kiernan Shipka playing me. That's all her, and I take no responsibility.

R6= Glen Bishop. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 704/14/2013

How was Woodstock?

by Anonymousreply 804/14/2013

So, is Betty really as bad as they portray her?

When did you start doing drugs?

by Anonymousreply 904/14/2013

I was only 14, R8. Yes, I was already smoking cigs and giving blow jobs at that age, but I hardly could've gotten into that shitfest.

R9, you mean besides pot? I didn't start the hard stuff until college. And yes, Betty was an emotionally-stunted, abusive cunt who died alone and bitter. Gene was the only one who showed up at her funeral, but that queen was always a softy.

by Anonymousreply 1004/14/2013

Who dies first? Don or Betty?

What's up with Bobby?

by Anonymousreply 1104/14/2013

Did you diddle our Skittle while your mom fucked Glen with a strap on?

by Anonymousreply 1204/14/2013

Did you ever bump into Faye anywhere ?

by Anonymousreply 1304/14/2013

We're you at all involved when your mom held down Sandy's arms to let your step-dad rape her?

by Anonymousreply 1404/14/2013

Did you ever catch your brother Bobby dialing the phone with a pencil?

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2013

Sorry, doll. At the time NYU was a commuter school no Westchester darling of Sally's stature would have been caught dead at. More likely Vassar or Barnard.

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2013

Did it trouble you that aliens kept stealing Bobby and replacing him with someone else? No one seems to notice.

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2013

Where were you this week, Sally? We missed you?

Were you busy getting high? Fucking Glenn Bishop? Swilling Scotch behind Betty's back?

by Anonymousreply 1804/17/2013

What's Gene's deal? He looks like a serial killer in the making.

by Anonymousreply 1904/17/2013
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