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What would YOU do....if you saw this coming at you

At the gym?

by NSFWreply 6804/21/2013

Throw up my arms and say, "I can't compete"!!!

by NSFWreply 104/14/2013

I would bend over and spread 'em, of course!

by NSFWreply 204/14/2013

And some queen takes a picture. Oy.

by NSFWreply 304/14/2013

Drop the soap.

by NSFWreply 404/14/2013

I'd say, "I think i need to get my bifocals adjusted... the lowers seem ok, but the uppers are a total blur."

by NSFWreply 504/14/2013

I would come to a stop, so I wouldn't walk into the mirror.

by NSFWreply 604/14/2013

I would ask him how he made photoshop 3D

by NSFWreply 704/14/2013

get on my knees

by NSFWreply 804/14/2013

I'd hiss. That hung bitch isn't going to steal my spotlight in the sauna, especially not today when a friend brought his very, very handsome 17 year old son.

by NSFWreply 904/14/2013

Not again...

by NSFWreply 1004/14/2013

Close my eyes and think of England.

by NSFWreply 1104/14/2013

I'd nod in passing.

by NSFWreply 1204/14/2013

OP, is that the guy from LA who goes to 24 hour fitness who has a legendary big dick? I thought it would've been bigger based on the 4 Craig's List missed connections ads I've seen from guys wanting to suck it.

by NSFWreply 1304/14/2013


by NSFWreply 1404/14/2013

Throw in the towel and go home and cry.

by NSFWreply 1504/14/2013

Drop to my knees and say, "massa, please don't,I know I've been bad, but you to big"

by NSFWreply 1604/14/2013

Lube my ass.

by NSFWreply 1704/14/2013

Flip him around and fuck him.

He's a bottom.

by NSFWreply 1804/14/2013

Love you, R9 ... DL at its best!

by NSFWreply 1904/14/2013

I'd stop him and tell him if he's going to undress in public he needs to wash properly. Him bending over released a horrible smell that was truly toxic. Then I'd walk away.

by NSFWreply 2004/14/2013

Yaun and continue what I was doing. They are a dime a dozen at my gym.

Midwest Fly over State. Well kept secret.

by NSFWreply 2104/14/2013

Assume he was in a hurry to get to the office to renew his bath house cubical.

by NSFWreply 2204/14/2013

Why is his face blurred? Is it someone you know personally, OP?

by NSFWreply 2304/14/2013

Too big.


by NSFWreply 2404/14/2013

OP and R13 So this is the new 24 Hour Fitness viral marketing campaign?

by NSFWreply 2504/14/2013

I would run.

by NSFWreply 2604/14/2013

Back it up! Back it up!

by NSFWreply 2704/14/2013

Why would you want it any bigger...he already suffers from elephant dick.

by NSFWreply 2804/14/2013

I'd ask to see him from behind. I'm only interested in what the ass looks like.

by NSFWreply 2904/14/2013

I'd shame him for wearing white after Labor Day.

by NSFWreply 3004/14/2013

Wonder how I landed in Porn

by NSFWreply 3104/14/2013

I'd ask him, in the nicest possible way, what happened to his face.

by NSFWreply 3204/14/2013

Assume he was unemployed now that Spartacus is over.

by NSFWreply 3304/14/2013

Cough and squat.

by NSFWreply 3404/14/2013

Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap

by NSFWreply 3504/14/2013

Wow! He is fine!

by NSFWreply 3604/14/2013

The legendary guy from 24 Hour Fitness Weho and Santa Monica supposedly has a dick to his knee. He also has a large tattoo on his back in the shape of a square and wears a Fire Dept. t-shirt when working out. Anyone know him? He's also been spotted at CJ Spa in Hermosa Beach. He has been seen with a woman in 2 locations, yet wears a Speedo in the 24 hour jacuzzi and was talking to a known homosexual.

by NSFWreply 3704/14/2013

i wish i looked like that

by NSFWreply 3804/14/2013

Who took my picture?

by NSFWreply 3904/14/2013

Oddly enough, I've heard he's completely celibate and cannot bear to be touched.

by NSFWreply 4004/14/2013

That guy must get more tail than a toilet seat.

by NSFWreply 4104/14/2013

I'd give him tips on how to do a better job trimming his pubic bush. It ruins the look.

by NSFWreply 4204/14/2013

Excuse me, but are those flip flops?

by NSFWreply 4304/14/2013

Well, we know he wears speedos. He might be a swimmer.

by NSFWreply 4404/14/2013

It looks of uncertain background and might be uncut. Also an unnatural body. Why would I be interested when there's lots of boys in any shopping mall who look 10 times better?

by NSFWreply 4504/14/2013

10 times better then that? Bullshit.

by NSFWreply 4604/14/2013

well r46, if you want an actual good looking guy who's not a saggy-boobed steroider with a smegma problem, then yes, for any honest person, AT LEAST 10 times better.

by NSFWreply 4704/14/2013

Scream "SNAKE!!" then club it to death with my field hockey stick.

by NSFWreply 4804/14/2013

[quote]Also an unnatural body.

Perfect for the unnatural act i have in mind.

by NSFWreply 4904/14/2013

Here's hoping the face is blurred because he's fug. It wouldn't be fair to have that dick and good looks.

by NSFWreply 5004/14/2013

It looks like a gym for poor people.

by NSFWreply 5104/14/2013

Dumb question, maybe, but is that at least semi-hard? Can someone be completely flacid and yet that large?

by NSFWreply 5204/14/2013

Head directly to the steam room.

by NSFWreply 5304/14/2013

[quote]there's lots of boys in any shopping mall who look 10 times better?

Damn! I must be going to all the wrong malls.

by NSFWreply 5404/14/2013

Pull out my Turkish Long Dong and show him that his penis is actually very small seriously if you people think that's a big dick I feel sorry for you guys

by NSFWreply 5504/14/2013

Looks like a woman from the knees down.

by NSFWreply 5604/14/2013

Turkish men have the smallest penises outside of Asia, nice try

by NSFWreply 5704/14/2013

Ignore him. Hairless and funky shaped body. Not my type.

by NSFWreply 5804/14/2013

What's up with his neck?

by NSFWreply 5904/14/2013

I'd get on my knees and start singing, "Ah Sweet Mystery of Life! At last I've found you!..."

by NSFWreply 6004/14/2013

I'd get out my knife and whack that sausage in half. Much easier eating that way.

by NSFWreply 6104/14/2013

R45 If he was unnatural his shoulders and arms would be way bigger. Roid users rarely focus on their thighs.

by NSFWreply 6204/14/2013

"Turkish men have the smallest penises outside of Asia"

Including the Turks in the Asian part of Turkey?

by NSFWreply 6304/14/2013

I wonder if he's gotten anyone to take it balls deep

by NSFWreply 6404/18/2013

Coming at me, OP? From what distance, and using his hand or just spontaneously erupting?

by NSFWreply 6504/18/2013

If I saw that coming at me, I'd scream, "STOP!" while reaching for my camera.

by NSFWreply 6604/21/2013

I would clutch my imaginary pearls with one hand, put the other firmly on my caftan-covered hips, throw him a withering glance and scold him: "White flips-flops? Before MEMORIAL DAY?!?!"

Then I would grab my Vuitton tote and exit from the locker room in a grand sweeping gesture which would make ALT look like John fucking Wayne.

by NSFWreply 6704/21/2013

R66, I would too

by NSFWreply 6804/21/2013
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