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what is the snappiest retort to an online connection requesting "I need to be discrete (sic)"?

Besides, "you're an idiot!"

by Anonymousreply 4204/16/2013

I always say if you can't spell it, you can't BE it.

by Anonymousreply 104/14/2013

You're not discreet enough to be discrete.

by Anonymousreply 204/14/2013

Good ones

by Anonymousreply 304/14/2013

Better discrete than continuous?

by Anonymousreply 404/14/2013

Also good

by Anonymousreply 504/14/2013

Jodi Arias corrects grammar too.

by Anonymousreply 604/14/2013

That particular error is a huge pet peeve for me.

by Anonymousreply 704/14/2013

Another common misspelling is the word "dominant."

And again I say - if you can't spell it, you can't be it.

by Anonymousreply 804/14/2013

OH, GOD, R1/R8, "dominate" as an adjective drives me up a wall.

by Anonymousreply 904/14/2013

When you can spell it, R8, you can take the whip out of my hand.

by Anonymousreply 1004/14/2013

I may be the Mary-est Mary that ever Mary'd, but if a guy's personal ad is riddled with spelling errors - or it seems like he can't write a complete sentence - I don't want to fuck him.

Smart guys are a turn on!

by Anonymousreply 1104/14/2013

you aren't necessarily smart to proofread, but you are better than those who are "discrete"

by Anonymousreply 1204/14/2013

I hate when they use "defiantly" in place of "definitely".

by Anonymousreply 1304/14/2013

R13, I also don't like "definately" instead of "definitely".

by Anonymousreply 1404/14/2013

What is the more cotrect usage when thanking a friend: thank you my friend or thank you, my friend? In that vein (not vain!), when thanking John, what is more correct: thanks John or thanks, John?

by Anonymousreply 1504/14/2013

Use the comma, R15, in each case.

And do something about "cotrect."

And I won't say anything about the quotation marks you didn't use.

And it sounds better to say "Which" where you said "What." Both times. And you don't need "more." In each case, only one of the two is correct, so you don't need the comparative.

That's all I can deal with right now.

by Anonymousreply 1604/14/2013

Excellent job, R16. At least he got "vein" right -- credit where due (not do!).

by Anonymousreply 1704/14/2013

Thanks, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1804/14/2013

Grammar bitches are the useless pustules of DL who ceased being funny (or relevant) ages ago.

by Anonymousreply 1904/14/2013

R16, if John is thanking Bob, he would also say, "Thanks, John." Does that call into question your confidence that your answer is correct or cotrect?

by Anonymousreply 2004/14/2013

I think a well-timed 'Oh Dear' never gets old.

by Anonymousreply 2104/14/2013

I might try that - Grindr, here I Come!

by Anonymousreply 2204/14/2013

R19 thinks his drunken, falling down and wetting himself trick is still as cute at 33 as he thinks it was at 21.

No on both counts, Trampelina.

by Anonymousreply 2304/14/2013

After a long day of internet trolling, there's nothing I like more than sitting down to a nice dinner of the contents of a nice colostomy bag. Um, um, um, good eatin'.

And I wipe side to side, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 2404/14/2013

"Takes precedent" for "takes precedence" has been irritating me lately.

by Anonymousreply 2504/14/2013

Some of these I've fortunately yet to encounter.

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2013

"I need to be discrete!"

by Anonymousreply 2704/14/2013

That'll be hard to keep discreet, R27.

by Anonymousreply 2804/14/2013

Well played, R27

(who actually understands what 'discrete' means, as opposed to 'discreet')

by Anonymousreply 2904/14/2013

R24 doesn't wipe, since his gaping, stretched out hole lost its ability to retain its original shape years ago, sometime after the thousandth cock of a stranger penetrated what was left of his opening.

by Anonymousreply 3004/14/2013

Well, OP, after all these helpful and unhelpful tips, perhaps it is time to return to your thread opener and point out that what we are talking about here is not grammar but a simple error of confusion concerning homonyms.

In other words, your own ignorance trumps that of the indiscrete (Yes, dear, I know. I'm being silly.) online connection acquaintance.

Perhaps you ought to be satisfied with the company you keep and not make waves.

by Anonymousreply 3104/14/2013

My dick fell off while reading these posts.

Y'all sure are sexy talkers.

I would never fuck any of use. You can't be discreet about your perversions.

I think that my pleasure takes precedence always.

Thanks, johns.

"I think I've got it."

by Anonymousreply 3204/15/2013

grammar errors are sometimes a turnoff, but they are ubiquitous now, and unavoidable. and if a guy is really hot, does it matter if he's a little stupid? i'm not fucking his mind. sometimes 'fun boys' can be a blast in the sack. just don't take them anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 3304/15/2013

I'm fucking the guy's mind, so are you, unless you're into date rape drugs

by Anonymousreply 3404/15/2013

[quote] I would never fuck any of use

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 3504/15/2013

r35

Read ALL the posts.

Read mine at r32.

Are you really so stupid and easy to trap?

Get laid please.

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2013

BACK on track, I'm glad that some of you are irked by this mistake in usage like I am

by Anonymousreply 3704/15/2013

Lately, I've been seeing repeated usage of the word "isle" when the writer is referring to "aisle." Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 3804/16/2013

Most of the spelling-empared are children of the 70's, schooled during the phonics purge, so they are way too old to fuck anyway.

by Anonymousreply 3904/16/2013

[quote]Most of the spelling-empared

by Anonymousreply 4004/16/2013

Whoops. Thanks for the Oh dear, shoudda remembered it was double r EMPARRED!

by Anonymousreply 4104/16/2013

It's not my fault you're not as funny as you think you are, R41 R39.

by Anonymousreply 4204/16/2013
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