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What would YOU do....

For a Klondike bar?

by Anonymousreply 1206/16/2013

Actually, R1, no. No to the spam, no to the frau (I have a penis, thanks).

I thought it was an amusing opportunity for DL'ers to suggest more creative and naughty things.

And if I was a PR person, I'd be fired for using a 25 year old commercial.

But thanks for showing your obvious obsessiveness and mental illness, though. You must be a HOOT at parties.

To quote the great philosopher Bernadette Bassenger: Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get, sweetheart!

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2013

I would use my little souvenir baseball bat from the 1964 World Series on R1's kneecaps.

For just half a Klondike Bar, OP. OK?

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2013

R3, for that I'll give you the whole damn six pack!

by Anonymousreply 404/14/2013

lol r3

by Anonymousreply 504/14/2013

I'd eat some white ass.

by Anonymousreply 604/14/2013

Blow a frat brother

by Anonymousreply 704/14/2013

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 804/14/2013

If you are cute if you asked nicely I wouldn't say no to a blow job. Keep the ice cream they are always in my freezer...

by Anonymousreply 904/14/2013

I would...watch a Tom Cruise movie!

by Anonymousreply 1004/14/2013

I'd gather up the loose change in my car and buy one.

by Anonymousreply 1104/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1206/16/2013
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