Which of these two hunks has the better ass?
Battle of the Butts - Mark-Paul Gosselaar vs. Mario Lopez?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/28/2014|
You needed pics, OP, for a comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/13/2013|
Gosselaar's ass flares at the bottom - a sure sign of low testosterone for his age. Still, I'd definitely hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/13/2013|
Both are spectacular!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/13/2013|
Mario had a surprisingly flat ass in that shower scene. I expected a flawless bubble butt.
I'll take Mark Paul's rock hard bicyclist's buns.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/13/2013|
I would rather have sex with MPG, but if it's just an ass to ass comparison, ML wins.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/13/2013|
ML's ass in the shower scene is lusciously firm but femininely droopy and smooth. It's the only time I thought it would be pleasant to fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/13/2013|
Mario has an oldman's body. Gosselaar wins.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/13/2013|
Mario Lopez is more my taste. I like soft butts that jiggle a little. Mario's butt is surprisingly feminine for a guy that runs and works out so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/13/2013|
Mark-Paul Gosselaar, though I certainly wouldn't kick Mario Lopez out of bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/13/2013|
May I finger one while eating the other?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/13/2013|
Mark-Paul Gosselaar. He also has the best personality and overall looks, and is not a Republican.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/13/2013|
They have both have feminine asses. Are their estrogen levels high?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/13/2013|
Those are not dudes butts.
Lopez had a nice bubble on him when younger, but he got too lean and his ass fell off.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/14/2013|
Mark-Paul's butt in NYPS Blue was a thing of beauty. Tight and high. Mario's, at the same time, was what was pictured. MPG by a mile.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/14/2013|
Mario was hot as hell on SBTB, but by the time SBTB: The College Years rolled around, Mark-Paul was WAY hotter, and has continued to be ever since.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/14/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/14/2013|
In what ways are their asses feminine?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/14/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/17/2013|
Zack Attack. No question.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/17/2013|
Incredible, R21! Thank you!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/17/2013|
[quote]Mario was hot as hell on SBTB, but by the time SBTB: The College Years rolled around, Mark-Paul was WAY hotter, and has continued to be ever since.
See, I thought Mario was hideous on SAVED BY THE BELL, with his curly mullet and ridiculous Zubaz pants. I thought he got better looking AFTER SBTB. When he starred in BREAKING THE SURFACE as Greg LUganis in 1997 (with the short hair and better clothes), he started to look hot. Even so, I was never into him 'cause he always looked to plastic. He looks like a Ken Doll, with the tanned, shiny skin and gelled, shiny hair.
Mark-Paul, on the other hand, I was always hot for him, and he became hotter when he got older and got fit. So my vote goes for him.
Incidentally, did he do any other nude scenes on that TV show of his, or was that a one-off?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/17/2013|
R24, Mark-Paul has done quite a bit of nudity. He's done it on three TV shows from what I can count (NYPD Blue, Weeds and Franklin and Bash) and in one film (can't recall the name of the film). I think he looked at "Showgirls" and said, "Hell, if Elizabeth can do it..."
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|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/27/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/27/2014|
I like the one with the yellow skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/27/2014|
The real question here is not merely the butts themselves, but the desired actions involved in comparing them.
Mario's ass begs for penetration - that soft, round, very slightly drooping but luscious "hurry before I'm too old for this" look in Nip/Tuck was an absolute classic.
Mark-Paul looks like someone you'd want to spank or massage, but not fuck. More like a tapper.
So I'd say I prefer Mario's ass as a top, and Mark-Paul's as a bottom. Plus wrecking Mario would help wipe that smug look off his face.
Thank God I'm versatile.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/27/2014|
MPG. Mario's is kinda flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/27/2014|
Mario is a pudge
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|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/27/2014|
Where is Screeth's?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/27/2014|
a short arm inspection of both is in order
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/27/2014|
Mario Lopez is on some late-night easy-listening station where he relates Hollywood gossip. I heard him three or four times before I found out who it was. Gay voice for days. He has a totally queeny delivery on radio.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/27/2014|
Mario looks terrible in that bathing-suit-helmet-jogging-pseudo-beef photo op. I assume we're talking about the butts as they were, not as they are.
Lopez seems like a nasty piece of work. Mark-Paul at least seems to have retained a semblance of humanity.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/28/2014|
Mario is hot as hell but I don't care for the way his butt droops down. I was amazed when I saw the shower scene in Nip/Tuck. Mario is hotter but loses the butt competiton.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/28/2014|
Forget the butts--I wanna see those two DOCK!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/28/2014|
It's hard to choose. They'd both need to take turns sitting on my face before I could make an informed decision.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/28/2014|
The fact that Mario Lopez is a Republican and appeared on Mike Huckabee's show makes me give the edge to Mark-Paul.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/28/2014|