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Battle of the Butts - Mark-Paul Gosselaar vs. Mario Lopez?

Which of these two hunks has the better ass?

by Anonymousreply 4102/28/2014

You needed pics, OP, for a comparison.

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2013

Mark-Paul

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2013

Gosselaar's ass flares at the bottom - a sure sign of low testosterone for his age. Still, I'd definitely hit it.

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2013

Mario

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2013

Both are spectacular!

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2013

Mario had a surprisingly flat ass in that shower scene. I expected a flawless bubble butt.

I'll take Mark Paul's rock hard bicyclist's buns.

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2013

MPG.

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2013

I would rather have sex with MPG, but if it's just an ass to ass comparison, ML wins.

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2013

ML's ass in the shower scene is lusciously firm but femininely droopy and smooth. It's the only time I thought it would be pleasant to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 904/14/2013

Mario has an oldman's body. Gosselaar wins.

by Anonymousreply 1004/14/2013

Mario Lopez is more my taste. I like soft butts that jiggle a little. Mario's butt is surprisingly feminine for a guy that runs and works out so much.

by Anonymousreply 1104/14/2013

Mark-Paul Gosselaar, though I certainly wouldn't kick Mario Lopez out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 1204/14/2013

May I finger one while eating the other?

by Anonymousreply 1304/14/2013

Mark-Paul Gosselaar. He also has the best personality and overall looks, and is not a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 1404/14/2013

Mark-Paul's butt in NYPS Blue was a thing of beauty. Tight and high. Mario's, at the same time, was what was pictured. MPG by a mile.

by Anonymousreply 1704/14/2013

Mario was hot as hell on SBTB, but by the time SBTB: The College Years rolled around, Mark-Paul was WAY hotter, and has continued to be ever since.

by Anonymousreply 1804/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1904/14/2013

In what ways are their asses feminine?

by Anonymousreply 2004/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2104/17/2013

Zack Attack. No question.

by Anonymousreply 2204/17/2013

Incredible, R21! Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 2304/17/2013

[quote]Mario was hot as hell on SBTB, but by the time SBTB: The College Years rolled around, Mark-Paul was WAY hotter, and has continued to be ever since.

See, I thought Mario was hideous on SAVED BY THE BELL, with his curly mullet and ridiculous Zubaz pants. I thought he got better looking AFTER SBTB. When he starred in BREAKING THE SURFACE as Greg LUganis in 1997 (with the short hair and better clothes), he started to look hot. Even so, I was never into him 'cause he always looked to plastic. He looks like a Ken Doll, with the tanned, shiny skin and gelled, shiny hair.

Mark-Paul, on the other hand, I was always hot for him, and he became hotter when he got older and got fit. So my vote goes for him.

Incidentally, did he do any other nude scenes on that TV show of his, or was that a one-off?

by Anonymousreply 2404/17/2013

R24, Mark-Paul has done quite a bit of nudity. He's done it on three TV shows from what I can count (NYPD Blue, Weeds and Franklin and Bash) and in one film (can't recall the name of the film). I think he looked at "Showgirls" and said, "Hell, if Elizabeth can do it..."

by Anonymousreply 2504/18/2013

mario

by Anonymousreply 2602/27/2014

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lmao

by Anonymousreply 2702/27/2014

The real question here is not merely the butts themselves, but the desired actions involved in comparing them.

Mario's ass begs for penetration - that soft, round, very slightly drooping but luscious "hurry before I'm too old for this" look in Nip/Tuck was an absolute classic.

Mark-Paul looks like someone you'd want to spank or massage, but not fuck. More like a tapper.

So I'd say I prefer Mario's ass as a top, and Mark-Paul's as a bottom. Plus wrecking Mario would help wipe that smug look off his face.

Thank God I'm versatile.

by Anonymousreply 2902/27/2014

MPG. Mario's is kinda flat.

by Anonymousreply 3002/27/2014

Mario is a pudge

by Anonymousreply 3102/27/2014

Yowza!

by Anonymousreply 3202/27/2014

Where is Screeth's?

by Anonymousreply 3302/27/2014

a short arm inspection of both is in order

by Anonymousreply 3402/27/2014

Mario Lopez is on some late-night easy-listening station where he relates Hollywood gossip. I heard him three or four times before I found out who it was. Gay voice for days. He has a totally queeny delivery on radio.

by Anonymousreply 3502/27/2014

Mario looks terrible in that bathing-suit-helmet-jogging-pseudo-beef photo op. I assume we're talking about the butts as they were, not as they are.

Lopez seems like a nasty piece of work. Mark-Paul at least seems to have retained a semblance of humanity.

by Anonymousreply 3602/28/2014

Mario is hot as hell but I don't care for the way his butt droops down. I was amazed when I saw the shower scene in Nip/Tuck. Mario is hotter but loses the butt competiton.

by Anonymousreply 3702/28/2014

MPG wins

by Anonymousreply 3802/28/2014

Forget the butts--I wanna see those two DOCK!

by Anonymousreply 3902/28/2014

It's hard to choose. They'd both need to take turns sitting on my face before I could make an informed decision.

by Anonymousreply 4002/28/2014

The fact that Mario Lopez is a Republican and appeared on Mike Huckabee's show makes me give the edge to Mark-Paul.

by Anonymousreply 4102/28/2014
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