This show is better than porn!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/16/2016|
I can't believe it's not gettin more attention here. I think there's a gay brother who is off at college. He was on one episode but not featured at all. The featured bros are HOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/16/2013|
Yowza! Let's face it though, Pete King is growing some primo weed in some corner of those fields
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/16/2013|
They are so hot. I remember the one episode where one of them was digging a trench and wearing nothing but some sweat pants, and the VPL was so visible that you could make out his glans.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/16/2013|
I sort of like goofy Dan. He doesn't get much respect from the rest of the brothers though. And what's with the crazy hair on a couple of them. And Mom seems like a tough chick.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/17/2013|
Maybe because it is on some obscure network and most of us have never heard of this show?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/17/2013|
Looks like a cock-tease show, unless they are purposely making it as homoerotic as possible. I'll stick with porn, I don't have time to wait patiently for one of them to take their shirt off.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/17/2013|
Bukkake party in the barn!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/17/2013|
Where is this set? Rural Maryland? They all tawk like ther from Balmor.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/17/2013|
The Duck Dynasty guys can whoop their agricultural asses, fer sher.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/17/2013|
Indeed. Pete King is scorching hot. They have that odd PA/MD accent going.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/17/2013|
They are hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/17/2013|
What channel is this on?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/17/2013|
I'll have the big one sitting on the truck, please and thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/17/2013|
What network is these hunks on? I am sure it isn't Oprah's channel.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/17/2013|
It's on GAC.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/17/2013|
These farm boys are hot. I'd be buying their stuff for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/17/2013|
R they blood brothers? What R 2 hairy & 2 smooth? Looks 2 B a case of a gorilla in the woodpile.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/17/2013|
which ones are married?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/17/2013|
God help me, but I want the one on the left with the horrible mullet and the washboard -- um, warshboard -- abs. Total fuckable redneck hustler trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/17/2013|
Way too white for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/17/2013|
Fucking hot. Thank you datalounge. I will be watching these hotties tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/17/2013|
The two smooth ones are both younger and in better shape. I bet they're all naturally hairy and the two smooth ones shave.
They've all got good bodies, but they're not the best-looking family. I actually think the two older ones are better looking than the two younger ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/18/2013|
I'll admit, the only reason I tuned into this show was for the eye candy. But somewhere along the way, I kinda got really interested in their 'farm life'. Not that I could do it, but all the hard work it takes and the uncertainty and they have the bakeries and the cafes and all the animals - I really find it to be one of the more interesting reality shows to watch (and of course, the eye candy).
And the bond of the family is really touching.
the one thing I do find odd is that there is that one brother who was featured some the first season - he went away to college and although the whole family seems to sort of pressure the rest of the family to stick with the farm and help out the family (particularly that older brother), they seem to have let that one brother go on to college without much resistance. And I kinda get a gay vibe from him when he's one - wondering if that played into it at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/18/2013|
I thought it was kind of unfortunate when one of the younger brothers expressed an interest in going to college and one of his older brothers really discouraged it.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/18/2013|
Mercy! Momma's moistening mussy is one merry maid a-milking when she imagines all that fresh farmmeat!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/18/2013|
I want to fuck a Farm King! Something about those boys make me horny.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/19/2013|
Here are bios of all the Kings. I wondered why there seemed to be no mention of a Daddy King and thought maybe he had died, but turns out papa and mama King got divorced several years back and, reading between the lines, it wasn't pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/19/2013|
Some TV families get hit with the pretty stick, other just get hit
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/20/2013|
I honestly know real farmers and there is indeed something it about them.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/20/2013|
I had never heard of this show before, but now I'm interested. Thanks, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/20/2013|
r20 That's not a mullet. He has dreadlocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/20/2013|
Man, this show is an "all you can buffet" of hotness. One hot brother after the next. Nine of 'em!
Choo-Choo, everyone on board.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/26/2013|
Despite the stupid hair and the Eve bear claw tattoos on his man rack, the dread locked one is the most handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/26/2013|
All of the brothers are pretty good looking. Wonder if the lone sister is jealous because she's just...not.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/26/2013|
odds are one of em likes dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/26/2013|
I think the one who is in college is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/26/2013|
You all make me lol. I grew up with "boys" exactly like this. Every summer baling hay. I drove the tractor or the truck. They would strip down to their shorts and hose off at the horse trough after the hay was put in the barn (to cool themselves off and also to get any bugs off of them).
I didn't really think much of it then. It's just the way things were done.
Now I'm fondly remembering those days. It's about time to bale some hay.
(FWIW - I've noticed that "city boys" have absolutely no functional strength - they've never actually had to bale hay or cut wood or drive a tractor. Strength and muscle tone are much sexier on a farm boy. Or girl, as the case may be.)
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/26/2013|
Episode 1 on YouTube
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/26/2013|
I was thinking the same about the college kid. I got a lesbian vibe from the sister. They're father must have been a knockout.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/27/2013|
The calendar episode is on now.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/05/2013|
I love the Farm Kings. I want to buy one of their calendars when they are available. Those men are hot. I like the momma, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/06/2013|
We buy fresh produce from them every week on Pittsburgh's North Side. I love all that fresh meat with my vegetables! Jealous, bitches?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/06/2013|
That calendar episode made my head explode.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/10/2013|
I'm jealous, r45.
I certainly hope you molest them with your eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/10/2013|
It always amazes me how low the taste level is on this site. Those featured on those photographs are of a common sort and uninteresting physically and culturally.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/10/2013|
^ Get a load of the Dowager Countess of Grantham. Pardon ME while I play the grahnd piah-no!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/10/2013|
Indeed they are the "common sort" around these flyover parts, Miss Thang at r48.
However, you coast boys don't get nearly the fresh cornfed beef we have out here.
Besides, nobody wants to take them to the fucking opera, Mary. We just want to fuck their brains out. Duh.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/10/2013|
Does anyone know the story behind the dad running off after 10 kids? I thought the boys were running the family farm, but apparently that still belonged to the dad.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/10/2013|
They look like trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/10/2013|
I hope doing that show brings in enough money so they can buy shirts, the poor dears.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/10/2013|
They may be considered trash and not good looking in the U.S. but in the rest of the world (specially Asia, Africa and Latin america)they would be considered demigods
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/10/2013|
They're cute and have great smiles and dimples.
So they aren't roided out or skinner than a beanstalk - some of you queens need to get out more.
They'll give you a pounding you won't forget.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/11/2013|
Are there ever going to be new episodes of the Farm Kings? It is a cute show and the brothers are hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/24/2013|
This looks like a very good show- i wish I had cable. The kids are very good-looking!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/24/2013|
The men are goodlooking, in an inbred kind of way.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/24/2013|
It is a cute show and they all love each other, you can tell. I hope they have more episodes soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/25/2013|
Good god, they don't look inbred at all. they are good-looking masculine men who probably have good values. There is nothing more than I hate than effete, bitchy men.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/25/2013|
What is this treasure? Where can I catch it?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/25/2013|
I can't wait to see the sexting photos that will eventually come out.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/28/2013|
Pete King makes my sticker peck out.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/29/2013|
Is it still on the air..
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/11/2014|
Good question I need to find out. I love the Farm Kings.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/11/2014|
I'll take the stud with the bear claw tattoos
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/11/2014|
A fair in my area has a "Corn King" contest every year. I've always wanted to ask if the biggest cob wins?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/11/2014|
cord-fed queens, Rejoyce!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/11/2014|
Did the closet case go back to school or did he stay in the farm?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/11/2014|
Whatever happened to the closet case?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/30/2014|
I like the hairy one with no gross tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||08/30/2014|
I like this quote from the bios: "Dan works as the "utility man" on the farm – filling in any gaps that his brothers need filled"
|by Anonymous||reply 73||08/30/2014|
And John king is what? 16? 17? I'm not a pedo, but JEEBUS! look at this!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||08/30/2014|
Pete is the hottest of them all. He's got a killer body, tall, lean and not an ounce of fat on him and a smile that would melt you in a minute. I can even forgive the dreads.
I see them every week at the Northside farmer's maket in Pittsburgh and they are as nice as they can be. They've recently added a "meat truck" to their stand.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||08/30/2014|
I think Dan is the hottest.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||08/30/2014|
Tim and John are the hot ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/30/2014|
OP is watching the wrong porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/30/2014|
I was shocked when it turned out that sister Bitty is straight. I would've sworn she's a flannel-wearing, socket wrench-wielding, tractor parts-hauling, meat muffin-munching lesbian. But then she got engaged (don't know if she's actually gone through with the wedding). I still think she's in the closet because I don't think Mama King would be 100% okay with a gay kid, but that's just conjecture.
Oh, and Luke pings to high heaven. I have half a mind to hunt him down and make him my husband. But I'd do that to almost all of the King brothers (sorry Ben!).
|by Anonymous||reply 79||08/30/2014|
The daughter does not ping to me. She seems like a typical farm girl to me. Also the only girl in a huge family of brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/30/2014|
According to a letter from Lisa King, looks like Farm Kings might be coming to an end after this Friday.
In season 3, they introduced a narrator that made the show sound like some Disney nature documentary, and it was very unpopular. Despite that, GAC announced a renewal for their "hit show" for season 4.
BUT, they then moved it from Thursday to Friday, then burnt off a couple of episodes by running back to back new shows on Friday - and then came this message from Lisa.
I don't know if this was a maneuver by GAC to try and pay lower renewal fees by driving the ratings down some, and the Kings are calling bullshit on them, or if it is the family just deciding to concentrate on their main business - per the show, they seem to be picking up more and more work and orders and expanding to the point where even I was wondering how they could keep doing the show. Where would they find the time (even though it is a great marketing tool for their business).
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/21/2014|
I miss these guys :(
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/16/2016|