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Farm Kings

This show is better than porn!

by Anonymousreply 8109/21/2014

I can't believe it's not gettin more attention here. I think there's a gay brother who is off at college. He was on one episode but not featured at all. The featured bros are HOT.

by Anonymousreply 108/16/2013

Yowza! Let's face it though, Pete King is growing some primo weed in some corner of those fields

by Anonymousreply 208/16/2013

They are so hot. I remember the one episode where one of them was digging a trench and wearing nothing but some sweat pants, and the VPL was so visible that you could make out his glans.

by Anonymousreply 308/16/2013

I sort of like goofy Dan. He doesn't get much respect from the rest of the brothers though. And what's with the crazy hair on a couple of them. And Mom seems like a tough chick.

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2013

Maybe because it is on some obscure network and most of us have never heard of this show?

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2013

Looks like a cock-tease show, unless they are purposely making it as homoerotic as possible. I'll stick with porn, I don't have time to wait patiently for one of them to take their shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2013

Bukkake party in the barn!

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2013

Where is this set? Rural Maryland? They all tawk like ther from Balmor.

by Anonymousreply 808/17/2013

The Duck Dynasty guys can whoop their agricultural asses, fer sher.

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2013

Rural Pennsylvania

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2013

Indeed. Pete King is scorching hot. They have that odd PA/MD accent going.

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2013

They are hot!

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2013

What channel is this on?

by Anonymousreply 1308/17/2013

I'll have the big one sitting on the truck, please and thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1408/17/2013

What network is these hunks on? I am sure it isn't Oprah's channel.

by Anonymousreply 1508/17/2013

It's on GAC.

by Anonymousreply 1608/17/2013

These farm boys are hot. I'd be buying their stuff for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1708/17/2013

R they blood brothers? What R 2 hairy & 2 smooth? Looks 2 B a case of a gorilla in the woodpile.

by Anonymousreply 1808/17/2013

which ones are married?

by Anonymousreply 1908/17/2013

God help me, but I want the one on the left with the horrible mullet and the washboard -- um, warshboard -- abs. Total fuckable redneck hustler trash.

by Anonymousreply 2008/17/2013

Way too white for me.

by Anonymousreply 2108/17/2013

Fucking hot. Thank you datalounge. I will be watching these hotties tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2208/17/2013

The two smooth ones are both younger and in better shape. I bet they're all naturally hairy and the two smooth ones shave.

They've all got good bodies, but they're not the best-looking family. I actually think the two older ones are better looking than the two younger ones.

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2013

I'll admit, the only reason I tuned into this show was for the eye candy. But somewhere along the way, I kinda got really interested in their 'farm life'. Not that I could do it, but all the hard work it takes and the uncertainty and they have the bakeries and the cafes and all the animals - I really find it to be one of the more interesting reality shows to watch (and of course, the eye candy).

And the bond of the family is really touching.

the one thing I do find odd is that there is that one brother who was featured some the first season - he went away to college and although the whole family seems to sort of pressure the rest of the family to stick with the farm and help out the family (particularly that older brother), they seem to have let that one brother go on to college without much resistance. And I kinda get a gay vibe from him when he's one - wondering if that played into it at all.

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2013

I thought it was kind of unfortunate when one of the younger brothers expressed an interest in going to college and one of his older brothers really discouraged it.

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2013

Mercy! Momma's moistening mussy is one merry maid a-milking when she imagines all that fresh farmmeat!

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2013

I want to fuck a Farm King! Something about those boys make me horny.

by Anonymousreply 2808/19/2013

Here are bios of all the Kings. I wondered why there seemed to be no mention of a Daddy King and thought maybe he had died, but turns out papa and mama King got divorced several years back and, reading between the lines, it wasn't pretty.

by Anonymousreply 2908/19/2013

Some TV families get hit with the pretty stick, other just get hit

by Anonymousreply 3008/19/2013

For OP.

by Anonymousreply 3108/20/2013

I honestly know real farmers and there is indeed something it about them.

by Anonymousreply 3208/20/2013

I had never heard of this show before, but now I'm interested. Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3308/20/2013

r20 That's not a mullet. He has dreadlocks.

by Anonymousreply 3408/20/2013

Man, this show is an "all you can buffet" of hotness. One hot brother after the next. Nine of 'em!

Choo-Choo, everyone on board.

by Anonymousreply 3508/26/2013

Despite the stupid hair and the Eve bear claw tattoos on his man rack, the dread locked one is the most handsome.

by Anonymousreply 3608/26/2013

All of the brothers are pretty good looking. Wonder if the lone sister is jealous because she's just...not.

by Anonymousreply 3708/26/2013

odds are one of em likes dick.

by Anonymousreply 3808/26/2013

I think the one who is in college is gay.

by Anonymousreply 3908/26/2013

You all make me lol. I grew up with "boys" exactly like this. Every summer baling hay. I drove the tractor or the truck. They would strip down to their shorts and hose off at the horse trough after the hay was put in the barn (to cool themselves off and also to get any bugs off of them).

I didn't really think much of it then. It's just the way things were done.

Now I'm fondly remembering those days. It's about time to bale some hay.

(FWIW - I've noticed that "city boys" have absolutely no functional strength - they've never actually had to bale hay or cut wood or drive a tractor. Strength and muscle tone are much sexier on a farm boy. Or girl, as the case may be.)

by Anonymousreply 4008/26/2013

Episode 1 on YouTube

by Anonymousreply 4108/26/2013

I was thinking the same about the college kid. I got a lesbian vibe from the sister. They're father must have been a knockout.

by Anonymousreply 4208/27/2013

The calendar episode is on now.

by Anonymousreply 4309/05/2013

I love the Farm Kings. I want to buy one of their calendars when they are available. Those men are hot. I like the momma, too.

by Anonymousreply 4409/06/2013

We buy fresh produce from them every week on Pittsburgh's North Side. I love all that fresh meat with my vegetables! Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 4509/06/2013

That calendar episode made my head explode.

by Anonymousreply 4609/10/2013

I'm jealous, r45.

I certainly hope you molest them with your eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4709/10/2013

It always amazes me how low the taste level is on this site. Those featured on those photographs are of a common sort and uninteresting physically and culturally.

by Anonymousreply 4809/10/2013

^ Get a load of the Dowager Countess of Grantham. Pardon ME while I play the grahnd piah-no!

by Anonymousreply 4909/10/2013

Indeed they are the "common sort" around these flyover parts, Miss Thang at r48.

However, you coast boys don't get nearly the fresh cornfed beef we have out here.

Besides, nobody wants to take them to the fucking opera, Mary. We just want to fuck their brains out. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 5009/10/2013

Does anyone know the story behind the dad running off after 10 kids? I thought the boys were running the family farm, but apparently that still belonged to the dad.

by Anonymousreply 5109/10/2013

They look like trash.

by Anonymousreply 5209/10/2013

I hope doing that show brings in enough money so they can buy shirts, the poor dears.

by Anonymousreply 5409/10/2013

They may be considered trash and not good looking in the U.S. but in the rest of the world (specially Asia, Africa and Latin america)they would be considered demigods

by Anonymousreply 5509/10/2013

They're cute and have great smiles and dimples.

So they aren't roided out or skinner than a beanstalk - some of you queens need to get out more.

They'll give you a pounding you won't forget.

by Anonymousreply 5609/11/2013

Are there ever going to be new episodes of the Farm Kings? It is a cute show and the brothers are hot.

by Anonymousreply 5711/24/2013

This looks like a very good show- i wish I had cable. The kids are very good-looking!

by Anonymousreply 5811/24/2013

The men are goodlooking, in an inbred kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 5911/24/2013

It is a cute show and they all love each other, you can tell. I hope they have more episodes soon.

by Anonymousreply 6011/25/2013

Good god, they don't look inbred at all. they are good-looking masculine men who probably have good values. There is nothing more than I hate than effete, bitchy men.

by Anonymousreply 6111/25/2013

What is this treasure? Where can I catch it?

by Anonymousreply 6211/25/2013

I can't wait to see the sexting photos that will eventually come out.

by Anonymousreply 6311/28/2013

Pete King makes my sticker peck out.

by Anonymousreply 6412/29/2013

Is it still on the air..

by Anonymousreply 6504/11/2014

Good question I need to find out. I love the Farm Kings.

by Anonymousreply 6604/11/2014

I'll take the stud with the bear claw tattoos

by Anonymousreply 6704/11/2014

A fair in my area has a "Corn King" contest every year. I've always wanted to ask if the biggest cob wins?

by Anonymousreply 6804/11/2014

cord-fed queens, Rejoyce!

by Anonymousreply 6904/11/2014

Did the closet case go back to school or did he stay in the farm?

by Anonymousreply 7004/11/2014

Whatever happened to the closet case?

by Anonymousreply 7108/30/2014

I like the hairy one with no gross tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 7208/30/2014

I like this quote from the bios: "Dan works as the "utility man" on the farm – filling in any gaps that his brothers need filled"

by Anonymousreply 7308/30/2014

And John king is what? 16? 17? I'm not a pedo, but JEEBUS! look at this!

by Anonymousreply 7408/30/2014

Pete is the hottest of them all. He's got a killer body, tall, lean and not an ounce of fat on him and a smile that would melt you in a minute. I can even forgive the dreads.

I see them every week at the Northside farmer's maket in Pittsburgh and they are as nice as they can be. They've recently added a "meat truck" to their stand.

by Anonymousreply 7508/30/2014

I think Dan is the hottest.

by Anonymousreply 7608/30/2014

Tim and John are the hot ones.

by Anonymousreply 7708/30/2014

OP is watching the wrong porn.

by Anonymousreply 7808/30/2014

I was shocked when it turned out that sister Bitty is straight. I would've sworn she's a flannel-wearing, socket wrench-wielding, tractor parts-hauling, meat muffin-munching lesbian. But then she got engaged (don't know if she's actually gone through with the wedding). I still think she's in the closet because I don't think Mama King would be 100% okay with a gay kid, but that's just conjecture.

Oh, and Luke pings to high heaven. I have half a mind to hunt him down and make him my husband. But I'd do that to almost all of the King brothers (sorry Ben!).

by Anonymousreply 7908/30/2014

The daughter does not ping to me. She seems like a typical farm girl to me. Also the only girl in a huge family of brothers.

by Anonymousreply 8008/30/2014

According to a letter from Lisa King, looks like Farm Kings might be coming to an end after this Friday.

In season 3, they introduced a narrator that made the show sound like some Disney nature documentary, and it was very unpopular. Despite that, GAC announced a renewal for their "hit show" for season 4.

BUT, they then moved it from Thursday to Friday, then burnt off a couple of episodes by running back to back new shows on Friday - and then came this message from Lisa.

I don't know if this was a maneuver by GAC to try and pay lower renewal fees by driving the ratings down some, and the Kings are calling bullshit on them, or if it is the family just deciding to concentrate on their main business - per the show, they seem to be picking up more and more work and orders and expanding to the point where even I was wondering how they could keep doing the show. Where would they find the time (even though it is a great marketing tool for their business).

by Anonymousreply 8109/21/2014
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