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Escorts who offer to give you the "boyfriend experience."

What exactly does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 44May 2, 2013 1:42 AM

If you don't know what it is, you're clearly in need of it. Buy now.

by Anonymousreply 1April 13, 2013 4:13 PM

They kiss.

by Anonymousreply 2April 13, 2013 4:13 PM

They'll be your boyfriend for the evening, day, or weekend. Apparently it's the new hot thing with Vegas whores. It's like having a boyfriend for a little bit, then they just go away afterwards. Lots of kissing, PDA, affection, a date(s) in addition to the fucking. But it's not cheap.

by Anonymousreply 3April 13, 2013 4:13 PM

You order takeout and watch RuPaul's Drag Race together and then go jerk off in separate rooms because the passion is dead. Then go to bed!

by Anonymousreply 4April 13, 2013 4:14 PM

Treat the client as if they were a boyfriend. Respectful, loving, and interested in the client's needs. It also can mean that (reading between the lines) they won't go all the way until the third 'date'!

by Anonymousreply 5April 13, 2013 4:15 PM

Some (not all) nights I'd rather have the b.f. experience instead of the fucking.

by Anonymousreply 6April 13, 2013 4:15 PM

They act as if they're in love with you? As if they can't get enough of you, that you are the very center of their universe?

by Anonymousreply 7April 13, 2013 4:15 PM

They blow a load in ur hole

by Anonymousreply 8April 13, 2013 4:16 PM

They convince you of this with careful applications of your very favorite sex acts.

by Anonymousreply 9April 13, 2013 4:17 PM

That's any escort R8. Most escorts have a price for barebacking.

by Anonymousreply 10April 13, 2013 4:19 PM

At a dinner party I once listened to this ditzy queen's long story of asking his hot brother-in-law to go out with him someplace where he knew the ex that dumped him would be. You know, 'That'll show him!'. Bet he was all over him.

But can you imagine the ex finding out the ruse? Not worth it, dearie.

by Anonymousreply 11April 13, 2013 4:19 PM

They ignore you for the hour.

by Anonymousreply 12April 13, 2013 4:23 PM

Can you imagine falling for the 'boyfriend experience'? You'd have to be pretty desperate.

by Anonymousreply 13April 13, 2013 4:23 PM

LOL R12.

by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2013 4:24 PM

R13, of course, in a perfect world we'd all have boyfriends and rent boys would have to go out and get real jobs as actors.

It's far worse to NOT fall for it since you're paying for it.

It'd be worse if you weren't in the moment and allowed yourself to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 15April 13, 2013 4:32 PM

This isn't unique to gays.

A lot of female escorts who cater to straight guys offer the same thing (although they obviously call it the girlfriend experience instead of the boyfriend experience)

by Anonymousreply 16April 13, 2013 4:40 PM

Yes, definitely if you're buying sex it's important to completely delude yourself about it.

by Anonymousreply 17April 13, 2013 4:41 PM

and 'didn't' allow yourself to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 18April 13, 2013 4:41 PM

He looks over your shoulder at other guys, drops your hand when he sees a cute one and no longer holds his gas in.

by Anonymousreply 19April 13, 2013 4:46 PM

It means they'll be snippy, argue with you over everything, misinterpret everything you say as a criticism, hit you, and give you the silent treatment.

by Anonymousreply 20April 13, 2013 4:47 PM

When he gets there, you see a pube wedged between his teeth as he angles his phone from your view and explains that the text he just got is from his ailing 75 year old mother who's suddenly become tech savvy and "chatty".

by Anonymousreply 21April 13, 2013 4:50 PM

Ouch, r21. How did you deal with that?

by Anonymousreply 22April 13, 2013 4:57 PM

This thread is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 23April 13, 2013 5:04 PM

R4 knows the deal.

by Anonymousreply 24April 13, 2013 5:42 PM

Imagine trying to pretend like you're actually interested in some fugly dude on a romantic level. Those whores earn their money.

by Anonymousreply 25April 13, 2013 5:47 PM

Crystal, that may be the kindest and most out of the box thing you've ever said!

by Anonymousreply 26April 13, 2013 5:56 PM

I get the GE for straight guys, a woman speaks and they can be naive enough to hand over money!Without sex mind you. The boyfriend experience, sorry I want to rim,fuck,suck,lick,tea bag,penetrate and cum all over a hot guy's face. I'm apying for hot sex not some lovey dovey crap.....

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2013 2:11 PM

I haven'had a girlfriend in 8 years.I'd love to give some young lady the"boyfriend experience"!Where do I sign up? Men are easier but I'd like to do it straight again!

by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2013 4:19 AM

There was an episode of Big Bang Theory about this.

by Anonymousreply 29April 16, 2013 4:21 AM

[quote]I get the GE for straight guys

GE?

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2013 4:22 AM

OP: It means your albino ass can take a decent looking, buff Frenchman to special events.

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2013 4:24 AM

At least for female escorts working with straight male clients, GFE generally implies that you will give a bareback blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2013 4:31 AM

I wish I could afford as female escort?Could I pay in installments?!

by Anonymousreply 33April 16, 2013 4:36 AM

I'll even pleasure her!Of course I may want us to bathe together first.

by Anonymousreply 34April 16, 2013 4:37 AM

The BF Experience sounds so sad. You pay someone to act like the love you.

by Anonymousreply 35April 16, 2013 4:42 AM

R20 - he also steals your favorite shirt, puts the empty mike carton back in the fridge, and needs to be reminded to change his socks and underwear daily. My favorite annoying boyfriend trait is he eats the icing off all the cupcakes.

by Anonymousreply 36April 16, 2013 4:49 AM

It means he will take you money and fuck other guys then tell you that you had no business going through his cell phone

by Anonymousreply 37April 16, 2013 5:09 AM

[quote]The BF Experience sounds so sad. You pay someone to act like the love you.

Its' a sad fact of life that this is the only kind of affection some people can get.

Even sadder... there are people who can't even get that much because they can't afford it.

by Anonymousreply 38April 16, 2013 5:43 AM

This has been THE thing in the call girl world for about 6 years. There is even a film directed by Steven Soderbergh starring (at the time) XXX porn star Sasha Grey. She has since gone mainstream and is NOT a typical porn star in any way.

I imagine the male "boyfriend experience" is the exact same scenario. I have heard it is expensive, but if one really needs some face time and doesn't just want to get off, it might be a viable option. I liken it to the male patron at a strip club who takes his favorite "dancer" to the Champagne Room only to spend his paycheck talking to her for 2 hours with a couple of kisses. You clearly don't get "the experience" gay or straight from tricks on the street. This is an appointment only deal.

by Anonymousreply 39April 16, 2013 4:49 AM

Hey 35!If I had the money I'd pay someone to act like they love me!Or at least want me!With all the luck I've had with the 21st century women.I'd say my love-life WAS sad...if I had one!

by Anonymousreply 40April 25, 2013 12:31 AM

Money cant buy love, Renting is another story.

by Anonymousreply 41May 1, 2013 3:46 AM

You mean after 25 years all this time I could have been charging for it?

Damn it!

by Anonymousreply 42May 1, 2013 4:21 AM

Are you female or a relly good looking male?How much would you charge?

by Anonymousreply 43May 1, 2013 11:57 PM

I confess that I would at least consider paying for a BF experience if I had the money. Yes, it's an illusion perhaps in some ways, but as long as you realize exactly what it is (and isn't) and still enjoy it all, it's a positive thing, then isn't it? I don't want an actual BF, but many humans do get lonely for something other than just fucking only sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 44May 2, 2013 1:42 AM
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