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Escorts who offer to give you the "boyfriend experience."

What exactly does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 4405/01/2013

If you don't know what it is, you're clearly in need of it. Buy now.

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2013

They kiss.

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2013

They'll be your boyfriend for the evening, day, or weekend. Apparently it's the new hot thing with Vegas whores. It's like having a boyfriend for a little bit, then they just go away afterwards. Lots of kissing, PDA, affection, a date(s) in addition to the fucking. But it's not cheap.

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2013

You order takeout and watch RuPaul's Drag Race together and then go jerk off in separate rooms because the passion is dead. Then go to bed!

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2013

Treat the client as if they were a boyfriend. Respectful, loving, and interested in the client's needs. It also can mean that (reading between the lines) they won't go all the way until the third 'date'!

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2013

Some (not all) nights I'd rather have the b.f. experience instead of the fucking.

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2013

They act as if they're in love with you? As if they can't get enough of you, that you are the very center of their universe?

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2013

They blow a load in ur hole

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2013

They convince you of this with careful applications of your very favorite sex acts.

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2013

That's any escort R8. Most escorts have a price for barebacking.

by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2013

At a dinner party I once listened to this ditzy queen's long story of asking his hot brother-in-law to go out with him someplace where he knew the ex that dumped him would be. You know, 'That'll show him!'. Bet he was all over him.

But can you imagine the ex finding out the ruse? Not worth it, dearie.

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2013

They ignore you for the hour.

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2013

Can you imagine falling for the 'boyfriend experience'? You'd have to be pretty desperate.

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2013

LOL R12.

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2013

R13, of course, in a perfect world we'd all have boyfriends and rent boys would have to go out and get real jobs as actors.

It's far worse to NOT fall for it since you're paying for it.

It'd be worse if you weren't in the moment and allowed yourself to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2013

This isn't unique to gays.

A lot of female escorts who cater to straight guys offer the same thing (although they obviously call it the girlfriend experience instead of the boyfriend experience)

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2013

Yes, definitely if you're buying sex it's important to completely delude yourself about it.

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2013

and 'didn't' allow yourself to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2013

He looks over your shoulder at other guys, drops your hand when he sees a cute one and no longer holds his gas in.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2013

It means they'll be snippy, argue with you over everything, misinterpret everything you say as a criticism, hit you, and give you the silent treatment.

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2013

When he gets there, you see a pube wedged between his teeth as he angles his phone from your view and explains that the text he just got is from his ailing 75 year old mother who's suddenly become tech savvy and "chatty".

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2013

Ouch, r21. How did you deal with that?

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2013

This thread is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2013

R4 knows the deal.

by Anonymousreply 2404/13/2013

Imagine trying to pretend like you're actually interested in some fugly dude on a romantic level. Those whores earn their money.

by Anonymousreply 2504/13/2013

Crystal, that may be the kindest and most out of the box thing you've ever said!

by Anonymousreply 2604/13/2013

I get the GE for straight guys, a woman speaks and they can be naive enough to hand over money!Without sex mind you. The boyfriend experience, sorry I want to rim,fuck,suck,lick,tea bag,penetrate and cum all over a hot guy's face. I'm apying for hot sex not some lovey dovey crap.....

by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2013

I haven'had a girlfriend in 8 years.I'd love to give some young lady the"boyfriend experience"!Where do I sign up? Men are easier but I'd like to do it straight again!

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2013

There was an episode of Big Bang Theory about this.

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2013

[quote]I get the GE for straight guys


by Anonymousreply 3004/15/2013

OP: It means your albino ass can take a decent looking, buff Frenchman to special events.

by Anonymousreply 3104/15/2013

At least for female escorts working with straight male clients, GFE generally implies that you will give a bareback blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 3204/15/2013

I wish I could afford as female escort?Could I pay in installments?!

by Anonymousreply 3304/15/2013

I'll even pleasure her!Of course I may want us to bathe together first.

by Anonymousreply 3404/15/2013

The BF Experience sounds so sad. You pay someone to act like the love you.

by Anonymousreply 3504/15/2013

R20 - he also steals your favorite shirt, puts the empty mike carton back in the fridge, and needs to be reminded to change his socks and underwear daily. My favorite annoying boyfriend trait is he eats the icing off all the cupcakes.

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2013

It means he will take you money and fuck other guys then tell you that you had no business going through his cell phone

by Anonymousreply 3704/15/2013

[quote]The BF Experience sounds so sad. You pay someone to act like the love you.

Its' a sad fact of life that this is the only kind of affection some people can get.

Even sadder... there are people who can't even get that much because they can't afford it.

by Anonymousreply 3804/15/2013

This has been THE thing in the call girl world for about 6 years. There is even a film directed by Steven Soderbergh starring (at the time) XXX porn star Sasha Grey. She has since gone mainstream and is NOT a typical porn star in any way.

I imagine the male "boyfriend experience" is the exact same scenario. I have heard it is expensive, but if one really needs some face time and doesn't just want to get off, it might be a viable option. I liken it to the male patron at a strip club who takes his favorite "dancer" to the Champagne Room only to spend his paycheck talking to her for 2 hours with a couple of kisses. You clearly don't get "the experience" gay or straight from tricks on the street. This is an appointment only deal.

by Anonymousreply 3904/15/2013

Hey 35!If I had the money I'd pay someone to act like they love me!Or at least want me!With all the luck I've had with the 21st century women.I'd say my love-life WAS sad...if I had one!

by Anonymousreply 4004/24/2013

Money cant buy love, Renting is another story.

by Anonymousreply 4104/30/2013

You mean after 25 years all this time I could have been charging for it?

Damn it!

by Anonymousreply 4204/30/2013

Are you female or a relly good looking male?How much would you charge?

by Anonymousreply 4305/01/2013

I confess that I would at least consider paying for a BF experience if I had the money. Yes, it's an illusion perhaps in some ways, but as long as you realize exactly what it is (and isn't) and still enjoy it all, it's a positive thing, then isn't it? I don't want an actual BF, but many humans do get lonely for something other than just fucking only sometimes.

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