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Fictional character you most want to have sex with

Can be from novels, TV. movies, comics, plays, whatever... but it has to be the actual character, not the person who plays him.

for me: Wolverine.

by Anonymousreply 18003/06/2014

Huckleberry Finn

by Anonymousreply 104/10/2013

There was a really hot guy named something like Wyatt Bronstein in FAGGOTS who had the biggest dick in NY. I wanted to have sex with him in 1978.

Can't think of anyone more current.

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2013

Ron Weasley

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2013

Monsieur le Baron Henri Montes de Montejanos

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2013

Malone in [italic]Dancer from the Dance[/italic].

Adam in [italic]Early from the Dance[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 504/10/2013

Dean Winchester. Not the fucktard republican who plays him, but the fictional character, Dean Winchester.

by Anonymousreply 604/10/2013

Cary in [italic]Early from the Dance[/italic], too.

by Anonymousreply 704/10/2013

Neil McCormick from Mysterious Skin

by Anonymousreply 804/10/2013

Maybe it was just that Robert Carlyle played his character, Graham, in [italic]Priest[/italic], so brilliantly, but I wanted to take Graham home and fuck the neediness out of him.

by Anonymousreply 904/10/2013

No question - Jake Ryan, Sixteen Candles.

by Anonymousreply 1004/10/2013

At least I'm not the only one who had a crush on Huck Finn.

by Anonymousreply 1104/10/2013

Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. "And every last inch of me's covered with hair!"


by Anonymousreply 1204/10/2013

Boogie from "Diner" both the book AND film version.

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2013

[quote]At least I'm not the only one who had a crush on Huck Finn.

Me too. But I really have the image of actor Jeff East (who played Huck in a 70s film) in mind when I think of him.

by Anonymousreply 1404/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1504/10/2013

Bart Simpson

by Anonymousreply 1604/10/2013

Vivaldo Moore in James Baldwin's Another Country OR

from the same novel Eric and the black guy he hooked up with as a kid in Alabama (one of the sexiest gay sex scenes in literature)

by Anonymousreply 1704/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1804/10/2013

The first Mrs. de Winter.

by Anonymousreply 1904/10/2013

An Archie and Reggie sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 2004/10/2013

Patrick Bateman

Bruce Wayne

Melvin Purvis

by Anonymousreply 2104/10/2013

Harry Potter.

But only the first book. After that, eeewww!

by Anonymousreply 2204/10/2013

Melvin Purvis was an actual person.

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2013

Mr. Rochester!

by Anonymousreply 2404/10/2013

The Riddler

by Anonymousreply 2504/10/2013

Reggie mantle

by Anonymousreply 2604/10/2013

James Bond (nearly any incarnation).

by Anonymousreply 2704/10/2013

Sandy Ricks. And he has to wear the wet cutoffs.

by Anonymousreply 2804/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 2904/10/2013

Batman. I love the darkness. He has a cool car too.

by Anonymousreply 3004/10/2013

Ironman isn't too shabby either.

by Anonymousreply 3104/10/2013

R12, my dog is named Gaston :)

by Anonymousreply 3204/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 3304/10/2013

John Soames from the movie The Mind of Mr Soames.

He was a 30 year old who had been in a coma since birth. A new brain-stimulating technique brings him out of his coma and he has o be taught everything -- how to eat, speak, behave. Played by the gorgeous Terence Stamp, Soames was irresistible.

The movie was mostly boring, but I wanted Soames.

by Anonymousreply 3404/10/2013

John Soames, contemplating springtime flowers.

by Anonymousreply 3504/10/2013

Duke of Norfolk as played by Christopher Eccleston in Elizabeth. It was on Cable tonight.

Joseph Fiennes would work, too.

Or Sir Francis Walsingham if he was Geoffrey Rush.

Or Vincent Cassels as Anjou (I am Anjou!)

Or James Frain as the Spaniard. Lot of hot Daddies in Elizabeth.

Even Daniel Craig as that murderous priest.

And what's the name of the hot former soccer player who plays the French Ambassador who keeps trying to get Elizabeth to marry the Duke.

by Anonymousreply 3604/10/2013

I want to take Sheldon Cooper's virginity.

by Anonymousreply 3704/10/2013

James Hunter.

Surely someone else knows of James...

by Anonymousreply 3804/10/2013

William Holden's character from Picnic.

Peter O'Toole's Lawrence of Arabia.

Sharif Ali (Omar Sharif) in the same.

by Anonymousreply 3904/10/2013

Sawyer from Lost

by Anonymousreply 4004/10/2013

When I answered the first time, I thought you meant characters from novels. If we include movies, it's going to be someone played by Hugh Dancy, Billy Crudup, Matthew Goode, or Theo James. I could go on and on.

by Anonymousreply 4104/11/2013

Balki Bartokomis

by Anonymousreply 4204/11/2013

Mary Richards in the parlor with the candlestick holder.

by Anonymousreply 4304/11/2013

Huckleberry Finn would be a great lay

by Anonymousreply 4404/11/2013

James West

by Anonymousreply 4504/11/2013

Mike Branson, Esq. of course.

by Anonymousreply 4604/11/2013

Oh Miss Piggy, let me roll in your bacon grease, you porcine princess of plumpness, you goddess of beauty. Let me help you forget about your little Kermit...

by Anonymousreply 4704/11/2013

Johnny Quest's father. I knew, even back then....

by Anonymousreply 4804/11/2013

Don Draper

by Anonymousreply 4904/11/2013

Jesus H. Christ.

by Anonymousreply 5004/11/2013

Tyler Durden

by Anonymousreply 5104/11/2013

Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid


by Anonymousreply 5204/11/2013

Rodney Harrington from tv's Peyton Place.

by Anonymousreply 5304/11/2013

V from, 'V for Vendetta'

Earl Brooks, from, 'Mister Brooks'

Lord Hal from the UK's, 'Being Human'

by Anonymousreply 5404/11/2013

Norman Bates

by Anonymousreply 5504/11/2013

Sterling Archer

by Anonymousreply 5604/11/2013

Dr. King Schultz

by Anonymousreply 5704/11/2013

[quote]Mary Richards in the parlor with the candlestick holder.

Wouldn't be her first time.

by Anonymousreply 5804/11/2013

Percival from Woolf's The Waves

by Anonymousreply 5904/11/2013

"He pulled his clothes on: old denim trousers, sandals, a shirt with short sleeves and most of its buttons missing."

God, who dresses like that? Still, "It was a body of long straight lines and angles, each curve broken into planes."

Read the book. How could you not want Howard Roark?

by Anonymousreply 6004/11/2013

Alcide from True Blood. (Joe Manganiello) Derek Morgan from CM. (Shemar Moore)

by Anonymousreply 6104/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 6204/11/2013

Don Draper in a bad mood. Oooooooh!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6304/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 6404/11/2013

Whatever role Patrick Warburton is playing.

by Anonymousreply 6504/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 6604/11/2013

Nick Jenkins

by Anonymousreply 6704/11/2013

Jake Gyllenhall in Jarhead.

by Anonymousreply 6804/11/2013

[quote]Read the book. How could you not want Howard Roark?

Quite easily!

by Anonymousreply 6904/11/2013

I'll pick a different Roarke.....The one in the In Death series of mysteries by J.D.Robb (Nora Roberts). he is the Irish, black haired, blue-eyed, sexy, rich husband of the protagonist policewoman Lt. Eve Dallas. These are great fun reads

by Anonymousreply 7004/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 7104/11/2013

This one. And I want to be in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 7204/11/2013

When I was a kid, I had a crush on Aladdin.

Yes. Aladdin. A cartoon character.

by Anonymousreply 7304/11/2013

Is Tom Cruise considered a fictional character?

by Anonymousreply 7404/11/2013

River Song:

I'm a nerdy lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 7504/11/2013

Achilles in "Troy."

by Anonymousreply 7604/11/2013

Paul Bunyan

by Anonymousreply 7704/11/2013

Two: Meade in MANDINGO and Sonny Corleone in THE GODFATHER.

by Anonymousreply 7804/11/2013

Raylan Givens.

by Anonymousreply 7904/11/2013

Thomas "Magnum" PI

by Anonymousreply 8004/11/2013

Joe Gunther, the policeman in the novels by Archer Mayor.

Don't know why, but I've always fantasized about him even though the character has always been depicted as a straight man.

by Anonymousreply 8104/12/2013

Sherlock Holmes. Jeremy Brett is the only actor I've seen who comes close to portraying how I've imagined Sherlock.

by Anonymousreply 8204/12/2013

John Reese, no question.

by Anonymousreply 8304/12/2013


I have daddy issues.

by Anonymousreply 8404/12/2013

Travis Bickle Xander Harris Eric Northman

by Anonymousreply 8504/12/2013

Scudder as embodied by Rupert Graves.

by Anonymousreply 8604/12/2013

Gunther on Nashville

Gunther's brother (RIP) on Nashville

by Anonymousreply 8704/12/2013

Rupert Giles (librarian in "Buffy")

by Anonymousreply 8804/12/2013

Tom himself, from "Tom Jones" by Henry Fielding

by Anonymousreply 8904/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 9009/08/2013

Me too, R62.

by Anonymousreply 9109/08/2013

Mary Poppins.

God, I have poppins issues.

by Anonymousreply 9209/08/2013

Masturbate looking into the mirror, r66.

by Anonymousreply 9309/08/2013

The Scarlet Centurion. He's a villain of the Avengers who first appeared in the late 70's. For some reason, he is always depicted with these massive, straining pecs. I want to suck on his huge nipples and masturbate by squeezing my cock in between his mantits.

by Anonymousreply 9409/08/2013

A threesome with Vince Noir and Howard Moon.

(Noel is 40 now and still looks great, but back when he was in his early 30s in TMB, I think he was the most gorgeous creature that ever lived.)

by Anonymousreply 9509/08/2013

The Shiek

by Anonymousreply 9609/08/2013

Ben Quick (played by Paul Newman) in The Long, Hot Summer.

[quote] All right then, run, lady, and you keep on running. Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost - and then maybe, just maybe, you're gonna be safe from me.

by Anonymousreply 9709/08/2013

Jarod-played by Michael T. Weiss- from the pretender.

by Anonymousreply 9809/08/2013

Whoops!! it's Sheik.

by Anonymousreply 9909/08/2013

Mickey and Ian from Shameless (US)

by Anonymousreply 10009/08/2013

El Khobar, the lead character in the 1953 film "The Desert Song."

by Anonymousreply 10109/08/2013

Snake Plissken

Tyler Durden


James Bond

by Anonymousreply 10209/08/2013

Howard Roark. But, I'm a boy. He would have to be drunk or something.

by Anonymousreply 10309/08/2013

I'm ten years older than her, but I could look at pictures of Crystal Reed from Teen Wolf all day long, especially with that crossbow and leather jacket she has on the show. She is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 10409/08/2013

I really wanted to fuck Brandon Walsh in Brenda's bed just to hear her bitch to Jim'n'Cindy about it.

by Anonymousreply 10509/08/2013

Colin Firth as Mark Darcy in the Bridget Jones films.

Renee was shit, but I'm almost positive that i'm so picky about potential lovers because I'm looking for Mr. Darcy.

Jane Austen is also partly to Blame for my Mr. Darcy Obsession.

by Anonymousreply 10609/08/2013

Linus Roache in "Priest" Grant Mitchell from "EastEnders" Jake Ryan from "16 Candles" Preacher Emerson from "Edge of Night" Van Montgomery from "Reba" Brock Hart from "Reba" (threesome with about wouldn't be objected to) John Crichton from "Farscape" Daniel Jackson from "Stargate" Lee Adama from "BSG" Helo from "BSG" Sam Anders from "BSG" James Bond (Timothy Dalton) James Bond (Daniel Craig) Sterling Archer Ricky Butcher from "East Enders" David Wicks from "East Enders" Simon Wicks from "East Enders" Christian Clarke & Syeed Masood from "East Enders" Logan Huntzberger from "Gilmore Girls" AJ Quartermaine from "General Hospital" Ennis del Mar - "Brokeback Mountain" Tony Parker - "Die Mommie Die!" Adam Rhodes - "Rules of Engagement"

OK- I have to stop - this is getting embarassing...

by Anonymousreply 10709/08/2013

Dr. Sean McNamara and Dr. Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck

by Anonymousreply 10809/08/2013

Sandy from Flipper

David from Eight is Enough

Tommy from Eight is Enough

Batman (any Batman!)

Like R106 -- AJ Quartermaine

also had a major crush on Dr. Noah Drake (Rick Springfield's General Hospital character)

Ben Brutner -- QAF

Brian Kinney -- QAF

Patrick Jane -- The Mentalist

And there's soooo much I'd like to do to/with Rex on Breaking Pointe ...

by Anonymousreply 10909/08/2013

[quote]When I answered the first time, I thought you meant characters from novels. If we include movies...

What part of "Can be from novels, TV. movies, comics, plays, whatever..." at the original post did you not understand?

by Anonymousreply 11009/08/2013

Detective Holder from The Killing

by Anonymousreply 11109/08/2013

Jason Bourne (as realized in the films, not the book version)

by Anonymousreply 11209/08/2013

Lester Birnum. He rules!

by Anonymousreply 11309/09/2013

Will Shakespeare (Shakespeare in Love) Mikael Blomkvist (Girl with the Dragon Tatoo) Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones Diary) Declan (Leap Year) Eric Northman (True Blood) Ben Flynn (True Blood) Owen Slater (Boardwalk Empire) Butch Cassidy/Sundance Kid threeway Ben Quick (The Long Hot Summer)

by Anonymousreply 11409/09/2013

Cyrano de Bergerac and the Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestickmaker.

by Anonymousreply 11509/09/2013

Neil Winters and Gavin Wiley.

by Anonymousreply 11609/09/2013

I just bingewatched seasons 1 and 2 of The Killing, so Det. Stephen Holder. And since Joel Kinnaman's mother is Jewish, I wouldn't even have to deal with silverskin.

by Anonymousreply 11709/09/2013

Jethro Bodeen

Tall, dumb and full of cum.

by Anonymousreply 11809/09/2013


Give it to us raw, and wriggling!

by Anonymousreply 11909/09/2013

Spock from the original 60s Star Trek

Rhett Butler

by Anonymousreply 12009/09/2013

All three Henry men from "War and Remembrance." By Herman Wouk.

Victor aka "Pug" the Daddy. Played by Robert Mitchum, but I think of him more as an Ed Harris type.

Warren, the oldest son. Played by Michael Woods.

Byron, the youngest. Played by Hart Bochner. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 12109/09/2013

R122, the Byron I had in my mind as I was reading "Winds of War" and "War and Remembrance" was even hotter than Hart Bochner. In my mind, he never wore a shirt. But there's never been an actor who looks like the vision in my head.

In any case, Hart Bochner was such an improvement over Jan-Michael Vincent as Byron in "Winds of War."

by Anonymousreply 12209/09/2013

Fred from Scooby Doo

by Anonymousreply 12309/09/2013

Race Bannon.

by Anonymousreply 12409/09/2013

Bruce Wayne, as portrayed by Michael Keaton

by Anonymousreply 12509/09/2013

I wanna be passed around by all the big-cocked gladiators on Rome.

by Anonymousreply 12609/09/2013

Dirk Pitt. From Clive Cussler's novels.....

by Anonymousreply 12709/09/2013

Clay Easton from Less Than Zero.

by Anonymousreply 12809/09/2013

Jesus, of course.

by Anonymousreply 12909/09/2013

BEFORE the crucifixion (crucifiction?). I'm not depraved.

by Anonymousreply 13009/09/2013

Porter Ricks, the dad from Flipper.

by Anonymousreply 13109/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 13209/09/2013


as portrayed by Burt Ward

by Anonymousreply 13309/09/2013

ginger slut christian gray

by Anonymousreply 13409/09/2013

Derek Morgan (from CM), Shemar is the hottest guy on television and DM is so serious, smart, masculine and hot.

by Anonymousreply 13509/09/2013

A three-way with Boo and Jem with Atticus peeking through the winder.

by Anonymousreply 13609/09/2013

R124 _Finally_ someone with good taste...Fred was based on (the blond) Dobie Gillis, and that is some All-American, boy-next-door sexiness whose khakis,button-downed shirt, and boxers would look great coming off. (Shaggy=Maynard G Krebbs, Daphne=Thalia, Velma=Zelda)

Now, Archie Andrews had that tic-tac-toe pattern in his hair: does the carpet match the drapes? Who would know - Betty? Veronica? Reggie, or Moose, from the locker room? Jughead? Veronica's father?

Fictional character: the hockey player in "The Cutting Edge", played by D.B. Sweeney. Ornery, hot as fuck

Richie, portrayed by Luke Wilson, in "The Royal Tennenbaums". Sexy, passionate, lovesick.

Dale Cooper, Audrey Horne "Twin Peaks"

Peter Parker, as drawn by John Romita, was very good-looking. Johnny Storm, too flammable...

by Anonymousreply 13709/09/2013

you're just naming a bunch of actors you wanna fuck, because you;re too illiterate to sexualize a written character.

"Reads book reviews like they was books"...

by Anonymousreply 13809/09/2013

Alec Scudder

by Anonymousreply 13909/09/2013

Mr Darcy and Captain Wentworth.

by Anonymousreply 14009/09/2013

Worff, from "Star Trek:The Next Generation." Colossal Boy, Star Boy: Legion of Superheroes Al, from Tim Allen's sitcom, can't remember the name.

by Anonymousreply 14109/09/2013

Would the pedophiles in this thread please get lost? Ugh. Harry Potter? Bart Simpson? Huck Finn?

by Anonymousreply 14209/09/2013

President Fitz - Scandal

by Anonymousreply 14309/09/2013

Mr. Big

Smith Jared

Aiden too, I guess, even though he seems like he'd be lazy in bed

by Anonymousreply 14409/09/2013

LOL R119. Then you'd be the only one to like Jeremy on Big Brother.

by Anonymousreply 14509/09/2013

Very good, r100. It took me a moment to get that one.

by Anonymousreply 14609/11/2013

Harold Chasen (Harold & Maude)

by Anonymousreply 14703/05/2014

Rust Cohle and Loki

by Anonymousreply 14803/05/2014

Sonny Kiriakis and The Original Will Horton

by Anonymousreply 14903/05/2014


by Anonymousreply 15003/05/2014

Adam Ruzek on Chicago PD (Patrick Flueger)

by Anonymousreply 15103/05/2014


by Anonymousreply 15203/05/2014

[quote]for me: Wolverine.

Life may imitate art yet.

by Anonymousreply 15303/05/2014

Jack Spratt

by Anonymousreply 15403/05/2014

No contest whatsoever: DEAN WINCHESTER. God, I would bend that man over any available surface and eat his undoubtedly perfect ass for DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, among other things.

by Anonymousreply 15503/05/2014

Karen Walker...even though I sleep w/men and boys

by Anonymousreply 15603/05/2014

Rust Cohle

by Anonymousreply 15703/05/2014

Rust Cohle in 2012. Ok, maybe 2002 too.

by Anonymousreply 15803/05/2014

r157, Glad that I'm not incontinent!

by Anonymousreply 15903/05/2014

Was it 95 or 2002 when Ginger grabbed Rust's dick and Rust said "after all I've meant to you". Loved that bit.

by Anonymousreply 16003/05/2014

Both Frank and Joe Hardy from the Hardy Boys detective series.

by Anonymousreply 16103/05/2014

The Blue Thundercat

by Anonymousreply 16203/05/2014

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by Anonymousreply 16303/05/2014

James West

by Anonymousreply 16403/05/2014

Brick Pollit (Cat on a hot tin roof)

James Bond

Francisco Scaramanga (The man with the golden gun)

Three way with James T. Kirk and Spock (newer ones)

Marco Ramius (The Hunt for red October)

Dr. Hannibal Lecter and Buffalo Bill

And most of all

Barnabas Collins! (The original, Not Johnny Depp)

by Anonymousreply 16503/05/2014

I have to pick 2. Brian & Justin from Queer as Folk. It would be the hottest threesome ever.

by Anonymousreply 16603/05/2014

Rajeesh Koothrapoli "Raj" from big bang theory

by Anonymousreply 16703/05/2014

Dr. Gregory House Dr. Eric Foreman Dr. Robert Chase Dr. James Wilson

by Anonymousreply 16803/05/2014

Sebastian Flyte and Charles Rider from Brideshead Revisited

by Anonymousreply 16903/05/2014

Richie on Looking

by Anonymousreply 17003/05/2014

Christian Grey, Jacob Black

by Anonymousreply 17103/05/2014


by Anonymousreply 17203/06/2014

Ripley (I swing both ways).

by Anonymousreply 17303/06/2014

Kratos from God Of War!! I find him very arousing... Cyborg from DC comics.

by Anonymousreply 17403/06/2014

I also had a crush on Huck Finn.

by Anonymousreply 17503/06/2014

Mr. Peanut

by Anonymousreply 17603/06/2014

Holdan Caufield

by Anonymousreply 17703/06/2014

Jack Skellington

by Anonymousreply 17803/06/2014

The ripped, shredded, blond haired, blue eyed Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 17903/06/2014
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