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Eel up the butt??

Now which one of you bitches was this?

Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of Chinese news aggregation website, the eel reportedly chewed through the man's colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image (seen below) shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out," was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel -- also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel -- is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn't the first time that it's made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

In 2012, a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his posterior. In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke.

by Pics at linkreply 1604/11/2013

People never cease to amaze me

by Pics at linkreply 104/10/2013

"In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke. "

That must have been a hell of a party!

by Pics at linkreply 204/10/2013

I hope PETA is on it. That's so sad, just trying to find its way out.

by Pics at linkreply 304/10/2013

I think the eel was avenged.

by Pics at linkreply 404/11/2013

What can I say, I'm not a top.

by Pics at linkreply 504/11/2013

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

by Pics at linkreply 604/11/2013


by Pics at linkreply 704/11/2013


by Pics at linkreply 804/11/2013

What kind of porn movie WAS this?

by Pics at linkreply 904/11/2013

There was a str8 porn movie called "Eel Fuckers" or something like that - 2 women, 1 dude. It was the fascination of law students everywhere in the early days of on-line legal research (westlaw) when you would search reported cases for the word "fuck" or "fucker."

Apparently, the movie involved two women fucking each other with an eel, a guy got involved somehow, and then the women cooked the eel and ate it at the end.

The court determined that the film was pron.

by Pics at linkreply 1004/11/2013

i saw an online video (about 2 min. long) w/in the last year of a guy letting a live green snake go up his ass-thankfully he never let go-wish i could remember the site but i don't

by Pics at linkreply 1104/11/2013

Well .. duh. The key is don't let go.

by Pics at linkreply 1204/11/2013

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!!! Is this where the fish go up inside the man?

by Pics at linkreply 1304/11/2013

Was the Eel horny an hour later?

by Pics at linkreply 1404/11/2013

How do you hold on to a slippery eel, R12. That's impossible.

LOL @ R13.

by Pics at linkreply 1504/11/2013

Guangdong must be Chinas' version of Florida.

by Pics at linkreply 1604/11/2013
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