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WB shutters "Tarzan" and dreams of Alexander Skarsgard in a loincloth

Jessica Chastain would have played Jane.

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2013

Thank God. The thought of that desiccated salamander playing Jane was enough for me to pound on Boy.

by Anonymousreply 104/10/2013

You know who should be Tarzan - that man/child on that Trailer Park Show, somethng Manor. My word!

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2013

Please, no more Jessica Chastain.

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2013

Kellan Lutz will be playing Hercules and did the voice of Tarzan in a cartoon version.

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2013

Now I remember, Myrtle Manor. Jared Stetson. Oh my good lord.

Tarzan had an English vocabulary of about fifty words too, didn't he?

by Anonymousreply 504/11/2013

They could do an episode where the chimps made the tattoo's.

by Anonymousreply 604/11/2013

Why would Jessica Chastain appear on a WB show? Isn't that lowering herself?

by Anonymousreply 704/11/2013


Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 804/11/2013

I just want more of you to see the picture. Do you suppose it's real? Could anyone be that perfect ... and wholesome too?

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2013

Emily Taplin Boyd would be perfect as Tarzan

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2013
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