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The 61st Annual Don Loper Fashion Show is just around the corner.

Yep, it's that time of year again. Any hints as to which of our marvelously glamorous Hollywood wives will be walking the catwalk at the Don Loper Salon this year in support of Share Incorporated?

by Anonymousreply 5311/14/2014

Undoubtedly furs from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.

by Anonymousreply 104/10/2013

Mrs. Forrest Tucker will make a return visit, but this time she will enter sitting side saddle on Mr. Tucker's enormous peen. For the finale, she will have her husband penetrate her and then spin her around like a giant wheel of fortune.

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2013

I sure would like to have one of his dresses but they cost $500!

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2013

Mrs. Dean Martin hasn't shown her face in public for DAYS. People are beginning to talk.

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2013

Someone tell that Mertz woman that the service entrance is around back. Don't let her come in the front of the salon!

by Anonymousreply 504/10/2013

Make sure Mrs. Ricky Riccardo uses sunblock this year, preferably SPF 150.

by Anonymousreply 604/10/2013

Don geeves daamn goooood 'ead. He gave me a beeg discount on Loocy's draahss to suck on my Cooban saw-seege.

by Anonymousreply 704/10/2013

Once again, Mrs. Joel McCrea will not be participating in the show as she is once again "vacationing" in Europe. I wish her well and pray that her face heals nicely. So, I am in need of participants. If you would like to be considered, please either let me or Mr. Loper know at once. But please understand, as we are pressed for time, we cannot accept you unfortunate dears outside of sample size.

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 804/10/2013

You could never disappoint with a Lucy quip.

by Anonymousreply 904/10/2013

Seem to remember reading the 'real' Don Loper got stagefright just a day before taping, and an actor was brought in . Is that Don , or did they really find a queeny actor to talk that way ?

by Anonymousreply 1004/10/2013

I'm available!

by Anonymousreply 1104/10/2013

Don't be redick, darling! That WAS me! I was a dancer for years and never get stage fright! Heaven forfend! Sheila, get me the Pink Mink!

by Anonymousreply 1204/10/2013

I have no idea what or who Don Loper is, but something tells me there will be a LOT of Dennis Brasso 'fashion' items on display!

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2013

r13 is missing out.

by Anonymousreply 1404/10/2013

In the program this year, please take the time to get my name right.

It's not "Mrs. Richard Carlson" -- it's "The Lovely Mrs. Richard Carlson."

by Anonymousreply 1504/10/2013

Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris

Mrs. Elton John

Mrs. Matt Bomer

Mrs. Cheyenne Jackson

Mrs. George Takei

by Anonymousreply 1604/10/2013

I'll be staying at the Knickerbocker. Call if I can be of service.

by Anonymousreply 1704/10/2013

I'll watch but will not participate. I'll be wearing my Paris original horse feed-bucket hat to the show!

by Anonymousreply 1804/10/2013

Moi!

by Anonymousreply 1904/10/2013

Moi! (Sorry for the stinky linky)

by Anonymousreply 2004/10/2013

[quote]Mrs. Ethel Louse Mertz

Must have been written by Fred.

by Anonymousreply 2104/10/2013

Sheila, dear, I'm afraid I can't make it. Jacques Marcel is showcasing his latest line that same day in Paris, and I promised him I would attend. I hear they're [italic]très outré![/italic]

Well, toodles! Je te dis merde!

by Anonymousreply 2204/10/2013

BUMP for Don Loper's new 1959 line!

Now who is going to model it?

by Anonymousreply 2304/12/2013

I'll make my own Loper!

by Anonymousreply 2404/13/2013

It's:

Ethel Mae Potter We never forgot her

by Anonymousreply 2504/13/2013

Noon, Mrs. Ricard. NOON!!!

by Anonymousreply 2604/13/2013

Big nose, big...

by Anonymousreply 2704/13/2013

Ethel had three different middle names on three different episodes:

Ethel Mae Potter, we never forgot her!

"Come, Ethel Roberta!" (The Million Dollar Idea)

"Ethel Louise Mertz!" (Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress)

by Anonymousreply 2804/13/2013

The coveted tag!

by Anonymousreply 2911/05/2014

Pfft. Why waste your time with Don Loper when you can be wearing tasteful garments from the Dorcus line?

by Anonymousreply 3011/05/2014

Judy and Vincente with Don Loper at his salon:

by Anonymousreply 3111/05/2014

I thought Lucy totally rocked the feed bag hat and potato sack dress. She owned it and was strutting her stuff with the catwalk expression.

by Anonymousreply 3211/05/2014

[quote]I thought Lucy totally rocked the feed bag hat and potato sack dress. She owned it and was strutting her stuff with the catwalk expression.

She didn't get it from us.

by Anonymousreply 3311/05/2014

Mrs. Alan Ladd just called. She wants to wear her blue dress with the white collar and cuffs.

Maybe Mrs. Ricky Ricardo can wear the new Irish tweed suit we just made.

Mr. Loper, will you call her?

by Anonymousreply 3411/05/2014

Of course.

And I have to remind her that altered clothing cannot be returned.

by Anonymousreply 3511/05/2014

Ethel Mae was actually used on two episodes (also the one with Tallulah Bankhead, where's she's pretending to be the maid, Ethel Mae). So it gets precedence.

by Anonymousreply 3611/05/2014

Mrs. Richard Carlson, dear, that is indeed me on the show. I out-queened Franklin Pangborn.

I think what you are remembering is that Dore Schary got stage fright, so they hired actor Phillip Ober (Viv Vance's abusive husband) to play Schary.

by Anonymousreply 3711/05/2014

Mrs. Forrest Tucker just called. Forrest took her anally last night and she says she can't walk straight today.

What about Mrs. Ernest Borgnine?

by Anonymousreply 3811/05/2014

Can I buy a Don Loper from the Spiegel Catalog?

by Anonymousreply 3911/05/2014

Does Don's salon have any doors or curtains I can open?

by Anonymousreply 4011/05/2014

No, Carol, it doesn't. But it does have a nice staircase that you can walk up and down....it looks a lot like the staircase in that gangster movie they're making over at MGM....where the showgirl is walking down it and gets shot....

by Anonymousreply 4111/06/2014

And there aren't any racks to paw through either.

by Anonymousreply 4211/06/2014

I'd better stock up on the Unguentine.

by Anonymousreply 4311/06/2014

[quote]R32

That was a year or so later in Paris, not at Loper's salon.

by Anonymousreply 4411/07/2014

Mrs. Jake Gyllenhall

in a new Loper creation

christened 'June Bride'

by Anonymousreply 4511/07/2014

[quote]What about Mrs. Ernest Borgnine?

She'll be coming with Ernest's Dutch oven.

by Anonymousreply 4611/07/2014

"Mrs. Matt Dillon wears a daytime creation entitled 'Mind Your Manners'. It's hand sewn organza in a fabulous new color I call 'Blew Boy'. It's enhanced with a simple polka dotted sash that just screams sex !"

by Anonymousreply 4711/13/2014

"Here's Mrs. Chace Crawford in a new gala creation entitled 'Fu That Manchu'. It's made of 100% embroidered silk in colors of 'Santorum Spill' and gold. The sleeves are easily removed to allow for formal fisting. Thank you dear ......... "

by Anonymousreply 4811/13/2014

Does the man know any numbers besides 5-0-0?

by Anonymousreply 4911/13/2014

"Ah, the latest Mrs. Eddie Murphy in a daytime ensemble we call 'Third World Country Frock'. Created of hand painted panels of cheap cotton, sewn together with a 22 gauge industrial needle. The blue blazer softens the look and keeps the admirer from having an epileptic hissy fit."

by Anonymousreply 5011/13/2014

"and here we have Christina, Duchess of Herefordshire, and future consort of Prince Edward in a white satin gown we call 'Royal Scandal'. The bodice is trimmed in silk ribbon in a color we call 'Ice Blue'. As you can see from the cut of the neckline, it is designed to wear with rows of pearls or without to show off that ample chest hair. Thank you darling ... "

by Anonymousreply 5111/13/2014

"Next we have the lovely Mrs. Jonah Hill in a fabulous bridal gown we call 'Naughty Naughty Naughty'. Long tiered white taffeta drapes the full figured gal with white near nude chiffon sleeves with lace applique hand made by blind nuns in Belgium from the Venable Order. Delicate seed pearls soften her look to create a svelte waistline.........."

by Anonymousreply 5211/13/2014

Apprehended by Jerry Lewis after a drunk driving hit and run....now THAT would have made a great I Love Lucy episode.

by Anonymousreply 5311/14/2014
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