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I'm home alone and I just heard someone knocking on my door

I'm home alone and I swear I just heard someone knock on my door (not the front door, but the door to my room). I went out and looked and no one was there.

I swear to god that someone just knocked on my door. I am so scared, I'm having trouble sleeping.

by Anonymousreply 6204/10/2013

OP - step away from the bong.

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2013

Do me a favor, open the door and let him in. Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 204/09/2013

How hard is it to yell, "I hear you knocking but you can't come in"?

by Anonymousreply 304/09/2013

I'm coming over to hold you, dear.

by Anonymousreply 404/09/2013

Who can this be knocking at my door?

Go away, don't come round here no more.

Can't you see that its late at night?

I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.

All I wish was to be alone.

Stay away, don't you invade my home.

Best off if you hang outside.

Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.

by Anonymousreply 504/09/2013

This would freak me out.

You might have been half asleep though -- is that possible? That has happened to me.

by Anonymousreply 604/09/2013

R6, I wasn't half-asleep; I had just crept into bed when this happened. And also, I keep hearing this soft rhythmic ticking sound.

by Anonymousreply 704/09/2013

Okay, I'm about to give going to sleep one more shot.

by Anonymousreply 804/09/2013

If you're still alive tomorrow, let us know. Otherwise, RIP!

by Anonymousreply 904/09/2013

You're home alone and sleeping with the bedroom door closed?

by Anonymousreply 1004/09/2013

Ann and I have a lot of spare time.

by Anonymousreply 1104/09/2013

Let's assume it's a ghost. If so, you have two choices: either it's a very polite ghost, knocking before it enters (because of course a door is no barrier); or it's just interested in freaking you out, in which case it has already achieved its goal. But it can't hurt you, so you've gotten yourself all upset over nothing.

So you can either say, "Please come in and introduce yourself," or else "Go away now, I've finished freaking out and I know you can't hurt me."

by Anonymousreply 1204/09/2013

You in danger, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2013

Bottom problems.

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2013

Lube up, yell out that you have, and get into position. It'll be easier that way.

by Anonymousreply 1504/09/2013

You still alive OP?

by Anonymousreply 1604/10/2013

It's your Craig's list date, silly. You told him you wanted to play "scary thug breaks in and frightens the damsel in distress."

You're ruining the first date. You won't get a second one.

by Anonymousreply 1704/10/2013

OP: It's Chris Hansen of MSNBC's "To Catch a Predator."

He's become the predator.

by Anonymousreply 1804/10/2013

Don't worry, it's just me.

I'm posting from inside your house!

by Anonymousreply 1904/10/2013

This reminds me of the song "Something in My House" by Dead or Alive.

by Anonymousreply 2004/10/2013

OP = Terri Gibbs

by Anonymousreply 2104/10/2013

About 20 years ago at 2am, I heard someone banging at my door. Being a naïve dork, I opened the door. Two sheriff deputies came into my house and proceeded to search it. I don't know why but at the time, one trusted the police. The even used my phone to call headquarters and clear up the mistake.

Now, I'd probably call 911 before I'd let anyone in my house.

by Anonymousreply 2204/10/2013

I see dead people.

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2013

I just was wonderin if I could borrah a cuppa sugga.

by Anonymousreply 2404/10/2013

I smell your mussy under the door!

Bathe that hairless body, you pink motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 2504/10/2013

Oh poor Val. And so it begins...

by Anonymousreply 2604/10/2013

This would make a wonderful Law and Order SUV beginning....op could be found dead and then we'd all be interviewed by a hot cop as to what we know!

by Anonymousreply 2704/10/2013

Officer, she's blonde, crazy and ancient. And she's a TV actress. I've locked up my Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 2804/10/2013

Burp. Come to bed r28 hon. Burp.

by Anonymousreply 2904/10/2013

Auditory hallucinations. Have you taken any new medication recently, OP?

Also, in the slim chance that you really heard the knock and the subsequent "soft ticking' sounds, have you checked the house?

Our house has such terrible insulation that you can actually hear the neighbor opening her garage door. It sounds as though someone is in the house, slamming a door. Have you ruled out the possibility of traveling sound?

by Anonymousreply 3004/10/2013

Opie are you okay? Are you okay, Opie? Opie, are you okay, can you tell us that you're okay..

by Anonymousreply 3104/10/2013

Reminds me of the opening of this Kim Carnes song

by Anonymousreply 3204/10/2013

Norman, took a wife?

by Anonymousreply 3304/10/2013

The tracks he saw while on his way To andys house and back that night were mine

by Anonymousreply 3404/10/2013

r21 Thanks a lot. Now I have that song that I haven't heard or thought about in 28 years in my head. I had never seen that video. Who knew she was blind? And since she is, how does she know he has blue eyes and blue jeans?

by Anonymousreply 3504/10/2013

[quote]You're home alone and sleeping with the bedroom door closed?

Don't knock it - I always sleep with the bedroom door closed (and locked), and it saved my life once when a burglar broke into my house while I was sleeping.

by Anonymousreply 3604/10/2013

r36 = Colin Hays

by Anonymousreply 3704/10/2013

We are INSIDE the house!

by Anonymousreply 3804/10/2013

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 3904/10/2013

r39 = Pablo from "Three Amigos"

by Anonymousreply 4004/10/2013

I'm here for you OP. Just knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me.

by Anonymousreply 4104/10/2013

'Tis some visitor tapping at your chamber door. Only this and nothing more.

by Anonymousreply 4204/10/2013

If you see a girl wearing a creepy doll mask, run.

by Anonymousreply 4304/10/2013

Have we heard back from op yet? Or should I turn on my tv and wait for the news?

by Anonymousreply 4404/10/2013

Stop reading the Golden State Killer thread at night, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4504/10/2013

[quote] Don't knock it -

by Anonymousreply 4604/10/2013

knock knock

by Anonymousreply 4704/10/2013

By moving into the bedroom you redistributed all the weight in the house. There's bound to be some knocking as the floor in the living room undergoes an isostatic rebound.

by Anonymousreply 4804/10/2013

You better take care if I find you been creepin round my backstair

by Anonymousreply 4904/10/2013

It's a ghost. Mine waits till I'm almost asleep,then knocks on the wall.

by Anonymousreply 5004/10/2013

Someones knockin at the door

Somebodys ringin the bell

Someones knockin at the door

Somebodys ringin the bell

Do me a favor,

Open the door and let em in

by Anonymousreply 5104/10/2013

It could have been either your Telephone Man or Peter the Meter Reader.

by Anonymousreply 5204/10/2013

Feel it coming

It's knocking at the door

You know it's no good running

It's not against the law

The point of no return

And now you know the score

And now you're learning

What's knockin' at your back door

by Anonymousreply 5304/10/2013

Don't fear the Reaper

by Anonymousreply 5404/10/2013

Can I have your stuff that the intruder doesn't take?

by Anonymousreply 5504/10/2013

Candygram ....

by Anonymousreply 5604/10/2013

R56 LOL! You're that crafty shark!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5704/10/2013

If OP's next of kin or the police happen to stumble across this thread, please note that I was the first one to ask for his stuff.

by Anonymousreply 5804/10/2013

I'm gonna second the auditory hallucination. Check out Oliver Sacks' new book "Hallucinations."

by Anonymousreply 5904/10/2013

"There is something in my house, my house. Its just the ghost of a long, long dead affair"

by Anonymousreply 6004/10/2013

Knock-knock-knockin on heaven's door

by Anonymousreply 6104/10/2013

r57 I'm just a dolphin, maam.

by Anonymousreply 6204/10/2013
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