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Craigslist ad in New Orleans ask for man to participate in Game of Thrones sex fantasy as Jon Snow

And she's even got her own Iron Throne replica for it to take place upon!

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Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)

I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy. In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly. Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs. I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2013

Sounds hot.

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2013

Now if the throne were only made of cocks ...

by Anonymousreply 204/09/2013

But what does the requester look like?

by Anonymousreply 304/09/2013

The fantasy genre attracts some scary people. Like Comic-Con people. I get the impression that they don't like real life very much and would prefer to live completely in their preferred make believe lands.

by Anonymousreply 404/09/2013

[quote]The fantasy genre attracts some scary people. Like Comic-Con people. I get the impression that they don't like real life very much and would prefer to live completely in their preferred make believe lands.

Much like Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 504/09/2013

OP's headline says Jon Snow, but the ad actually says Robb Stark.

Either will do, obviously, as will Renly Baratheon.

by Anonymousreply 604/09/2013

As opposed to pron afcionados.

by Anonymousreply 704/09/2013

An iron throne sounds really uncomfortable for sex. What good is it being the Mother of Dragons yadda yadda if you can't have a nice heart-shaped bed?

by Anonymousreply 804/09/2013

She sounds fat.

by Anonymousreply 904/09/2013

I'm just now getting caught up on all the episodes. Is this where the story goes? That would be incredibly hot if so. I love both characters and actors. Both are gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 1004/09/2013

Yes, r10.

A deluded hausfrau from New Orleans takes the Iron throne and forces Jon Snow to have sex with her. No one saw it coming.

by Anonymousreply 1104/09/2013

[quote]But what does the requester look like?

I'm picturing Sara minus vagina cape.

by Anonymousreply 1204/09/2013

Lol at r12. Why shouldn't she have her cape? I've never seen GOT but it sounds like a period piece with cape possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2013
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