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Paltrow removes foot from mouth to claim . . .

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At 40 years-old Gwyneth Paltrow claims she has the butt of a 22-year-old stripper and is proud to showoff her figure. The mother of two attributes her toned looks to trainer Tracy Anderson who she was introduced to several years ago by Madonna.

The actress works out everyday. The trick to Anderson's method is working the right muscles to get the body properly proportioned. The actress explained...

"I just sob and then kick and scream and then I just force myself to do it. I just got obsessed. When you see results like that, I started following everything she said and she completely transformed my body and I'm so grateful."

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2013

The butt of a 22-year old stripper? Try a 12-year old boy.

by Anonymousreply 104/08/2013

Gwenyth, please put your foot back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 204/08/2013

Her ass is fine.

In a lifetime of idiotic public statements, that was one of the few that she doesn't need to take back.

by Anonymousreply 304/08/2013

Learn from me, ungrateful peasants!

by Anonymousreply 404/08/2013

and the bone density of a 95 year old widow

by Anonymousreply 504/08/2013

England's Graham Norton has her on his show next week - perhaps he will gently (or otherwise) send up her pomposity and her new cookbook ?

by Anonymousreply 604/09/2013

She is so fucking annoying. I love how when she's not starting a sentence with "I" she oh so casually throws shade at the peons. "Some actresses are fine not seeing their kids." "Some people take shortcuts to a better body but I'm out their every day exercising." SHUT UP, GWYNETH, JUST SHUT UP!

by Anonymousreply 704/09/2013

What ass?

by Anonymousreply 804/09/2013

If only Roe v Wade had been passed a little earlier....

by Anonymousreply 904/09/2013

When has she patted a 22-year-old stripper's ass?

by Anonymousreply 1004/09/2013

Another view of her butt. Not so great.

She does talk about herself a lot doesn't she?

by Anonymousreply 1104/09/2013

She has a nice ass, but anyone could if they exercised for three hours a day, and starved themselves.

by Anonymousreply 1204/09/2013

Ok, Gwyneth Paltrow, ok! We ALL WISH WE WERE YOU!? Satisfied?

by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2013

Is that what a Brazilian looks like, r11?

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2013

It's such important work that she's doing.

by Anonymousreply 1504/09/2013

She considers THAT a good ass? I see cottage cheese.

by Anonymousreply 1604/09/2013

She is such an asshole it is incredible that they don't find her bludgeoned to death by the people who are around her every day. You know it never stops, ever - I picture a "Murder on the Orient Express" situation where there are so many people thrusting the dagger in no one ever is arrested.

by Anonymousreply 1704/09/2013

The company you keep - her besties are Beyonc, Jessica Seinfeld and Cameron Diaz. Dinners must be like a retard convention.

by Anonymousreply 1804/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 1904/09/2013

How about she show the non-photoshopped version of that picture?

by Anonymousreply 2004/09/2013

And of course, in that picture, you get neither the ass's profile nor full-on from the back. You can't see her butt either.

by Anonymousreply 2104/09/2013

Madge's trainer? I wonder if making love to Gwyneth also feels like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle".

by Anonymousreply 2204/09/2013

She's a pancake ass. A 22-year-old stripper would be ashamed to carry that around.

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2013
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