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What's your favorite sandwich?

My everyday go-to is thinly sliced ham and gruyere with tomatoes on toasted rye, or a club. My indulgence is the Monte Cristo...I have itabout once a year and it's kind of gross but also great.

What's your fave? Peruse this list to jog your memory of sandwices past.

by Typing fatreply 12505/16/2013

Da Muffalata loaded with olive salad.

by Typing fatreply 104/07/2013


by Typing fatreply 204/07/2013

I hate Cubans. But a well-made Cuban mix sandwich is sublime.

by Typing fatreply 304/07/2013

Really, $18... for this?

by Typing fatreply 404/07/2013

Bahn mi is my choice

by Typing fatreply 504/07/2013

Pastrami on Rye from Katz's.

by Typing fatreply 604/07/2013

The sandwich chain Blimpie makes a sub called "Blimpie's Best". It's a delicious mix of Italian ham, salami, cappacola, prosciuttini, provolone cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, onion, vinegar/oil and oregano. I get it with sweet peppers on it. To die for!

Sadly, the stores are disappearing - only 2 left in Brooklyn. Subway does not compare.

by Typing fatreply 704/07/2013

Banh Mi with BBG pork and garlic mayo, please

by Typing fatreply 904/07/2013

Ryan Gosling on one side, me in the middle, and Bradley Cooper on the other side.

by Typing fatreply 1004/07/2013

R7, I like Blimpie's too. Subway sucks.

by Typing fatreply 1104/07/2013

You must mean baloney on Wonder bread with Miracle Whip, R10.

by Typing fatreply 1204/07/2013

R12, you're just so preciously exotic, aren't you? Go ahead, tell us what guys of varying ethnicities you would prefer.

by Typing fatreply 1304/07/2013

Primo Turkey Schwartzie.

by Typing fatreply 1404/07/2013

I used to like banana, peanut butter & honey - but too fattening now.

Good quality ham is a must, with sliced cheese (Norwegian Jarlsberg is good) and tomato and a smear of mayo.

I am currently on a roast tomato and avocado kick - blame Gwynnie, her avocado on toast recipe got me going ... I roast plum tomatoes for 45 minutes with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and Moroccan harissa paste - gives them a terrific kick.

by Typing fatreply 1504/07/2013

Turkey Caesar.

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by Typing fatreply 1704/07/2013

A nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe... They're so perky, I love that.

by Typing fatreply 1804/07/2013

Chicken with pesto

by Typing fatreply 1904/07/2013

Either a Reuben or a Monte Cristo. Whatever you please.

by Typing fatreply 2004/07/2013


tomato and hellman's on crunchy white

cucumber tea sandwiches, crusts removed

pimento cheese on white

pb&j on wheat

fluffer nutter on white

roast turkey, fresh spinach, honey mustard on wheat

by Typing fatreply 2104/07/2013

Subway is gross now, but in the 90s they offered a sandwich called the pizza sub: pepperoni and other basic pizza toppings with a tomato sauce on your choice of bread. It was amazing. Because I loved it, of course it was discontinued.

by Typing fatreply 2204/07/2013

A man sandwich, of course.

by Typing fatreply 2304/07/2013

I remember the pizza subs.

They were good at Subway.

by Typing fatreply 2404/07/2013

ham, brie, tomato - toasted

by Typing fatreply 2504/07/2013

To me almost all the Subway sandwichs taste the same except for the meatball. All their cold cuts taste the same. Their cheese is pure plastic and their breads all taste the same no matter which one I pick and that might not be bad if they didn't all suck. Just a few years back they used to have the footlong (and they were a foot long in those days) on sale for 3 bucks. Now 5 bucks is the sale and it's not worth it.

I miss Blimpies. They had real hero bread, real cold cuts and real cheese.

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by Typing fatreply 2704/07/2013

Subway sandwiches are like eating cold cardboard.

It skeeves me out when they peel off luncheon meat that has been sitting there pre-sliced for god knows how long.

by Typing fatreply 2804/07/2013

Blimpies Best

The first time I had one was in Georgetown, where I had just arrived via turnip truck to begin my internship. Having never been exposed to such exotica in the sticks---I was struck dumb by the Eye talian delight!

by Typing fatreply 2904/07/2013

Lobster roll.

by Typing fatreply 3004/07/2013

Gyros, my favorite weekend food

by Typing fatreply 3104/07/2013

I am a sandwich aficionado and expert sandwich maker so it's hard to pick one as my ultimate favorite. But if you made me prepare one sandwich, to grade me on, it would probably be proscuitto with provolone, mayo, romaine lettuce, tomato, red onion and cornichons on a crusty French baguette.


by Typing fatreply 3204/07/2013

Me in the middle....

by Typing fatreply 3304/07/2013

I like Monte Cristo sandwiches, too.

I have been loving pretzel buns since they started being offered a few years back but have had to limit them (damn they are high calorie and fattening!)

I am as surprised that anyone would eat at Subway as I am that they would eat at McDonald's.

And Subway is also like Jimmy John's for me - the whole why-would-you-pay-to-eat-shit-you-can-make-at-home category of fast food.

by Typing fatreply 3404/07/2013

Fresh mozzarella and prosciutto with roasted red peppers, red onions and balsamic vinaigrette on a baguette.

Also a big fan of croques madames and monsieurs, grilled swiss and tomato, BLTs and lobster rolls.

by Typing fatreply 3504/07/2013

R15 is pathetic.

by Typing fatreply 3604/07/2013

Philly cheesesteak

by Typing fatreply 3704/07/2013

R36 offers nothing but a stale little fart of a personality. Fie, cunt.

Lately I like mortadella, roasted artichoke, chopped olive, onion and provolone on a roll, baked a little, a little olive oil on the bread.

by Typing fatreply 3804/07/2013

I don't eat sandwiches – they are déclassé.

Only the sans-culottes eat them.

by Typing fatreply 3904/07/2013

Chicken Ceasar Wrap OR Turkey and cream cheese and lots of veggies including roasted red peppes on an onion roll or bagel.

by Typing fatreply 4004/07/2013

HAM!!! With extra lady mayo!

by Typing fatreply 4104/07/2013

R23 is that a manwich?

by Typing fatreply 4204/07/2013

R39 is either Marie Antoinette or Gwynneth Paltrow.

R15 & R38 get their caftan ensembles from the Grand Dowager collection of International Male.

by Typing fatreply 4304/07/2013

A simple ham or corn beef sandwich with onions, lettuces, tomatoes, and mayonnaise. Hold the cheese, please.

by Typing fatreply 4404/07/2013

The Keg steakhouse's California Chicken Club -- grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, mayo on triangular, toasted bread.

Or for any day, you can't beat a good old grilled cheese.

by Typing fatreply 4504/07/2013

Po' boy. Dressed, undressed - they're all good.

O.k, then, if I must name ONE, fried oyster po' boy with hot sauce.

by Typing fatreply 4604/08/2013

What i had rite "imported" boiled ham, bel gioso provolone, cole slaw, all on a whole wheat hard roll...kettle chips on the side! Yay for a no cooking nite!

by Typing fatreply 4704/08/2013

R48 What else would you use but real butter?

by Typing fatreply 4904/08/2013

Pastrami on rye, like a half pound heaped on good seeded rye with sour pickles on the side and a Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray tonic. Must be made at a real jewish deli, preferably Orchard Street.


Rare roast beef, javarti cheese, sliced ripe tomato, horseradish mayo spread, on thick slabs of sprouted seven grain bread. Served with a good ale.

by Typing fatreply 5004/08/2013

Puerto Rican tripleta....

[quote]The Tripleta is Puerto Rico's answer to the Cuban sandwich, but we think it is better because it combines chicken, ham and beef. It comes on a slightly sweet roll similar to a French Baguette, slathered with ketchup, mustard and mayo then topped with thin crispy fried potato sticks

by Typing fatreply 5104/08/2013

R51 it is a disgusting sandwich, the ketchup just ruins it.

by Typing fatreply 5204/08/2013

[quote]slathered with ketchup


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by Typing fatreply 5404/08/2013

When in London last year I had afternoon tea at Fortnum & Mason's store. I had never had cucumber sandwiches before and they are sublime, and one got seconds ! now I make them myself, you have to cut the cucumber really thin and remove the skin, and remove the crust from the white bread.

Their beef and horseradish was stunning as well.

by Typing fatreply 5504/08/2013

Basic ham/cheese, mayo & mustard on pumpernickel.

Turkey with cranberry sauce can be good, too.

The aforementioned egg salad is always a pretty safe bet.

by Typing fatreply 5604/08/2013

R37 - yes, of course! How could I forget cheesesteak. yum.

by Typing fatreply 5704/08/2013

Falafel with hummus

by Typing fatreply 5804/08/2013

I love to sauté red and yellow peppers, mushrooms and tomatoes in balsamic and put on a great bread.

by Typing fatreply 5904/08/2013

Let's knock it off with the cornichons and raw tomatoes, shall we? Also, the terms "sammich" and "sarnie" can go, ASAP, as well - too cutesy.

My mommy used to prepare peanut butter and bacon sandwiches as a treat. A local deli made cold cut and cheese sandwiches with French(?) dressing (I think it was) instead of mayo, and put cole slaw inside as well. They were To Die For.

by Typing fatreply 6004/08/2013

R60 you don't make the rules. I love tomato on a sandwich.

by Typing fatreply 6104/08/2013

R59 Yes with sauteed sausage on a large roll, that is delicious and reminds me of Italian Days in my old neighborhood. (Outdoor festival with these sandwiches, beer and (hopefully) hot Italian stallions.)

by Typing fatreply 6204/08/2013

Oyster Po'boy.

by Typing fatreply 6304/08/2013

This was my dad's sandwich and I still make it. Peanut butter, mayonnaise and dill pickle. I know it sounds disgusting. I also make peanut butter and walnut sandwiches with butter lettuce.

by Typing fatreply 6404/08/2013

The seafood chain Arthur Treacher's used to have a great sandwich - it was a chicken patty on a bun, with cole slaw piled on top, then some Russian dressing. It was a bit messy, but really tasty.

by Typing fatreply 6504/08/2013

What's wrong with raw tomatoes?

by Typing fatreply 6604/08/2013

Corned Beef Sandwich on Rye

by Typing fatreply 6704/08/2013

R64 Peanut butter and walnut sounds interesting. Are these finely chopped walnuts with creamy peanut butter, or chunky?

I like peanut butter and regular butter together on a saltine cracker, maybe with some jam or honey.

by Typing fatreply 6804/08/2013

How has no one mentioned a fried bologna sandwich?

Or if you're extra fancy, a fried bologna sandwich with a fried egg on top!

by Typing fatreply 6904/08/2013

This sounds really gross, but it's delicious: slice potatoes fairly thinly (about 1/8 inch), fry until cooked and lightly golden, but not super crisp. Put between two slices of heavily buttered really bad white bread (e.g., Wonder) Salt and pepper liberally. Carb (and fat) heaven!

by Typing fatreply 7004/08/2013

turkey on pumpernickel with mild mustard - A nearby deli roasts turkey breasts so I stop in once in a while to grab a sandwich. Processed turkey is disgusting.

by Typing fatreply 7104/08/2013

A height of tomato season nothing beats a BLT with some avocado tossed on as well. The rest of the year a Reuben on marble rye.

by Typing fatreply 7204/08/2013

R66 -- raw tomatoes have an icky consistency.

by Typing fatreply 7304/08/2013

Soppressata and roasted red pepper pannino with buffalo mozzarella and pesto (if someone else makes it), and pimiento cheese and bacon on white toast with Duke's (if it's up to me to make it).

by Typing fatreply 7404/08/2013

[quote]A height of tomato season nothing beats a BLT with some avocado tossed on as well.

Isn't that called a BLAT?

by Typing fatreply 7504/08/2013

R70 ... in Britain those are "chip butties" (basically steak fries sandwiches).

by Typing fatreply 7604/08/2013

I have to say, this has been the most inspiring thread ever. I love to try new things and I love to cook for friends. I can't wait to try some of the concoctions/delights you guys described.

I do think the raw tomato,sammie/sammich guy seems out of sorts though. Should we give him a cookie?

by Typing fatreply 7704/09/2013

I love a good tomato sandwich. Sliced tomatoes, bread with mayonnaise, salt and pepper. Heavenly. Grew up in the South and it's so hot in the Summer that we often had salads or sandwiches with vegetables fresh from the garden for dinner A tomato sandwich was always so refreshing.

Also a whole wheat wrap with hummus and vegetables.

by Typing fatreply 7804/09/2013

[R78] The moment I read your first sentence, I said to the friend in my head, this boy's from the south! We love us some tomato sandwiches in the summah don't we?

by Typing fatreply 7904/09/2013

Rare roast beef with provolone on dark rye.

by Typing fatreply 8004/09/2013

I love tomato sandwiches too and I grew up in the deep south - of Ireland !

also bacon and egg sandwiches - absolute heaven!

by Typing fatreply 8104/09/2013

Fool's Gold!

by Typing fatreply 8204/09/2013

American processed cheese-food, miracle whip on white bread. Take sandwich and cover with a blueberry pancake and deep fry. Serve with extra miracle whip and green, pimento stuffed olives.

by Typing fatreply 8304/09/2013

R80 -- as long as the rye bread is seedless!

Monte Cristos bring back memories of after work parties at Benningans. Make sure the jam is NOT strawberry though, 'k?

by Typing fatreply 8404/09/2013

Pork roll, scrambled egg, and cheese on a hard roll. With a tiny bit of ketchup.

by Typing fatreply 8504/09/2013

Kentucky Hot Brown

by Typing fatreply 8604/09/2013

I just googled Kentucky Hot Brown, R86. It's very much like Pittsburgh's Devonshire, which can also be made with crabmeat instead of the turkey. Loved them either way, but they're not so popular anymore.

by Typing fatreply 8704/09/2013

I love a simple ham and cheese on pumpernickel bread (why is this bread so hard to find in supermarkets?), with lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Maybe a dab of Dijon mustard for a kick.

by Typing fatreply 8804/09/2013

Red's Eats lobster roll in Wiscasset, Maine.

by Typing fatreply 8904/09/2013

Pastrami on rye at Langer's or Umamicatessen in L.A. (Hand sliced of course).

Otherwise the grilled turkey and cheddar (dark meat and hold the avocado) at Tally Rand in Burbank.

by Typing fatreply 9004/09/2013

R43 is too funny, isn't she? Her allusions are as hilarious as her "comic" sandwich at R18 and her dated entry at R27.

How about eating the same shit you've been serving all over the DL lately, you silly twat?

by Typing fatreply 9104/09/2013

Grouper, pan seared.

by Typing fatreply 9204/09/2013

monterey jack, whole grain bread, dijon, thinly sliced onion, lettuce and alfalfa sprouts.

also roast beef with horseradish on crusty bread.

A third-tuna with celery, black olives, dijon mayonaise on crusty bread

by Typing fatreply 9304/09/2013

R78 & 79, tomato sandwiches are widely eaten in the north too.

by Typing fatreply 9404/10/2013

Hey r90 what is Umamicatessen? Is that like Umami burger?

I have heard Langer's has great pastrami but I have never tried it. Langer's is out of the way of everything. The best pastrami I've had in LA is at a little place called Marv's at Whitsett and Magnolia in the valley but Greenblat's ain't nothin to sneeze at either.

Love pastrami on rye with spicy mustard and a dill pickle that snaps so loud it'll burst your ear drum. Sometimes with some slaw on it.

by Typing fatreply 9504/10/2013

Egg salad made with curry powder and chutney mixed in is mighty yummy!

by Typing fatreply 9604/10/2013

Langer's is an easy walk from the Metrorail Red/Purple line.

by Typing fatreply 9704/10/2013

R90 [quote] Langer's is out of the way of everything. The best pastrami I've had in LA is at a little place called Marv's at Whitsett and Magnolia

Out of the way? Unlike Marv's on Magnolia??? What's the heck's around there?

FWIW, you can hop on the Red Line at Noho and get off right at Langer's in 15-25 minutes, which BTW, is about 5 min west of Downtown. There's a reason why even a NY'er like Nora Ephron called Langer's pastrami the best in the country.

Umamicatessen is part of the Umami Burger empire, but mixed in with a kick-ass deli. It's downtown on Broadway near 9th - about a 10 min walk from the Pershing Square Metro Red Line stop. As with Langers, totally safe during the day, slightly dicey at night. Pricier than Langer's, but great.

by Typing fatreply 9804/10/2013

Reuben sandwich!

French dip with horseradish at hustons!

by Typing fatreply 9904/10/2013

OP, you fat artery clogged swiney-pig you. You should die in a fat fire.

by Typing fatreply 10004/10/2013

Moo Shu Pork sandwich.

by Typing fatreply 10104/10/2013

[quote]Subway is gross now, but in the 90s they offered a sandwich called the pizza sub: pepperoni and other basic pizza toppings with a tomato sauce on your choice of bread. It was amazing. Because I loved it, of course it was discontinued.

Why can't you just ask for it now? They still have all the ingredients. Just order their pepperoni sub. The "other basic pizza toppings" you love so much is just their standard veggies. Their tomato sauce is their meatball sauce.

by Typing fatreply 10204/10/2013

A slice of summer sausage on a buttered piece of Poulsbo bread.

by Typing fatreply 10304/10/2013

Torta Ahogada (Basically, a Mexican french-dip sandwich), except the meat is carne asada or al pastor pork and the entire thing is dipped in a red, chile sauce. Mmmm.

by Typing fatreply 10404/10/2013

mushroom and pesto with mozarella

by Typing fatreply 10504/10/2013

I pity anyone who answered Subway or Blimpies. One poster even mentioned living in Brooklyn. Is there not one decent deli in Brooklyn??

by Typing fatreply 10604/10/2013

[quote]Ryan Gosling on one side, me in the middle, and Bradley Cooper on the other side.

Oh, honey, you're doing it all wrong if it's side by side.

I want a three-way not a Sondheim musical.

One in the front and one in the back. That's what I always say.

by Typing fatreply 10704/10/2013

R106, I have to say, I had the same thought. I live in Brooklyn and there are literally dozens of amazing places to get a sandwich.

Anyway, my vote is for mozzarella and prosciutto on a ciabatta roll. Delicious.

by Typing fatreply 10804/10/2013

Alsl, oyster po'boys, sausage and peppers on a roll, my mom's potato and eggs on a roll.

by Typing fatreply 10904/10/2013

Salami, fresh mozzarella, pesto and tomatoes on ciabatta bread.

Bacon, lettuce, tomato and avocado on good sourdough bread.

A "West Coast" reuben: brisket, Swiss, Thousand Island and cole slaw all grilled on rye bread.

A good old-fashioned tuna melt.

by Typing fatreply 11004/10/2013

r90 I work in production tv/movies so from Radford's CBS studios Marv's isn't that far for lunch. Langer's is not in the path of my work or personal life although there have been some locations near MacArthur Park we never had lunch at Langer's.

by Typing fatreply 11104/10/2013

tuna sandwich on mayo

by Typing fatreply 11204/10/2013

Zampino, prov, roast peppers, oregano, red wine vinegar, cap, on a fine Italian seeded crusty rocketship.

Lots of vin 4 me. Harder to find zampino now here.

Murder, just murder.

by Typing fatreply 11304/10/2013

R104 -- the thought is making my panties moist, sounds orgasmic!

by Typing fatreply 11404/10/2013

Are you sure you don't mean Zampone, R113?

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by Typing fatreply 11604/10/2013

eggplant parmigiana, provolone, tomato sauce, chopped pickles, hot peppers.

by Typing fatreply 11704/10/2013

Roast Beef

Can you stop and and get me one on your way over? Don't forget--you need to hand it to me 'around' the curtain. Don't make me look at your face. Then you can get to work on sucking me off.

by Typing fatreply 11804/10/2013

NY Peanut Butter Co's PB & white chocolate with organic honey on soft slices of Pepperidge Farm Hearty White bread. Heaven.

by Typing fatreply 11904/10/2013

Baloney and ketchup on cheap white bread. I prepare the sandwich, then wrap in saran, place it in a brown paper bag and put it away for several hours (not in the fridge). When eaten later, it is an exact replica of the lunch I had every day for years in grade school.

by Typing fatreply 12004/10/2013

Pan Bagnat. With the right quality ingredients (esp good bread), so delicious.

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by Typing fatreply 12205/16/2013

The Waffle Taco!!

by Typing fatreply 12305/16/2013

Fried egg, pork roll and cheese between two pancakes

by Typing fatreply 12405/16/2013

Liam behind me, Efron in front of me.

by Typing fatreply 12505/16/2013
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