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I just got hired by a company that is predominantly all female upper management. Weird but true.

Every single product Division Manager and Director, about a dozen, is tall, long haired, long legged and slender with perfect B/C tits. They are real life Barbies!

I made mention of this over drinks after work Friday and an old timer chimed in,"That's why the new CEO is a woman, cause the old one hired 'em and fucked 'em."

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3804/27/2013

Run! RUN!!! You are fucked.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 104/04/2013

Are they hiring?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 204/04/2013

Sounds like a bad "Twilight Zone" episode.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 304/04/2013

Won't be long your cycle syncs with theirs.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 404/04/2013

OP –

I promise this won't end well.

Keep looking!

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 504/04/2013

B/C tits? Are you serious?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 604/04/2013

Number Twenty-Two Looks Just Like You.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 704/04/2013

If this isn't weird enough, the old fuck who used to run this company had an eye for fuckable talent because each of these Barbies is brilliant; I mean frighteningly smart and savvy.

And now that I have had time to visually reconsider, they run the gamut of B-D. More model perfect than Barbie on reconsideration. Long haired, long legged and everyone of them in 4" heels every moment of every day. Incredible shoes.

It appears they all know they all fucked the prior boss. In some ways, they do the dance of the scorpions...in stilettos.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 804/05/2013

Well it's still bad news because now the geezer is gone they are going to start tearing each other to shreds. Pretty girls don't like competition.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 904/05/2013

Back in the 80's, I worked for a similar corporation in San Francisco. Very posh, well-appointed offices in one of the newer high-rises. The thing was, not only were all the women beautiful and brilliant, but the men were also all fantastically handsome and equally brilliant. Upscale attire was pretty much required at all times. Every day was like being in the middle of a Vogue and GQ fashion shoot.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1004/05/2013

Another thing is the new brilliant CEO is also plain janeish. She is not a Berbie and she has started hiring teh gays as some sort of antidote.

To Do List

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1] new shoes.

2] new suits.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1104/05/2013

r11=OP

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1204/05/2013

What did you expect when you hired on at Kotex?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1304/05/2013

.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1404/05/2013

RuPaul's Drag Race is hiring?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1504/05/2013

congrats OP! Wishing you the best in your new job!

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1604/05/2013

Are any of them bi or lez

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1704/05/2013

r17, they all seem to be vetted hets. Also, they seem to be a bit homophobic.

I see why the new CEO has started hiring teh gays. Only a smart gay can neutralize a heterosexual binary hyper-sexual female. And these women are all that and more.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1804/06/2013

"Bring in ze femBOTS!"

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 1904/06/2013

I just got word, after the new CEO hired a male EVP that one of the fembot managers was let go.

This is getting curiouser and curiouser.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2004/14/2013

Through a freak of timing I am goingto interviewed by a panel of these women.

DataLounge...help me...what should I wear?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2104/18/2013

I wore a Navy blazer, white shirt, Red tie, gray slacks, black shoes.

I didn't want to wear a suit because I didn't want to threaten or overpower the Les Femmes Fatales.

It went very well...

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2204/21/2013

[quote]I wore a Navy blazer, white shirt, Red tie, gray slacks, black shoes.

Oh, dear. This might work if you live in Bumfucke and will be interviewed by cubefraus, but you'll be shown the door if you arrive for a NYC interview wearing this hideousness.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2304/21/2013

OK, un=cap the Red and delete the 'the' before Les...

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2404/21/2013

Is it the Diane von Diller von Furstenburg dress company?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2504/21/2013

I am working at a company that is mostly staffed/run by women. Best, least gossipy and lowest drama place I ever worked at.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2604/21/2013

r23, mais no, je travaille à côté de Bumfuque.

Merci de demander.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2704/21/2013

Is your office in Stepford, perhaps?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2804/21/2013

Wasn't this an Eliza Dushku show?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 2904/21/2013

No, but I will tell you more later...

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3004/21/2013

R26 is a liar.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3104/21/2013

Same here, r26. OP, don't forget to keep us updated.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3204/23/2013

Don't be silly, women only working environments are great. I've been there for several years and it's the best job I ever had. Maybe you queens are the ones creating drama!

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3304/23/2013

I'd like to get hired too.You will either love it or if the fishes are too cold ,you may hate it.Be respectful.Friendly but cautious.Unless you're gay.Then just be yourself and you'll have a marvelous time gossipying at the water cooler.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3404/23/2013

Update. I was interviewed by the one that looks like a tall SJP and the other who looks like Bai Ling. They are like Charlies 'MBA' Angels.

Waiting for the job offer...

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3504/27/2013

[quote]Update. I was interviewed by the one that looks like a tall SJP ...

Did you make a braying noise and throw her a carrot?

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3604/27/2013

Keep your CV up to date, it won't be in business long.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3704/27/2013

r36, no I didn't and I had to nix the "why the long face" comment.

by When I came to, I was clutching my pearls. reply 3804/27/2013
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