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Blowing out birthday candles

You're pretty much spitting on the cake.

by Anonymousreply 804/04/2013

My boss got a fruit bouquet for her birthday, all I could think of was somebody's hands all over that fruit cutting it into shapes.

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2013

I was sucking dick at the good Arby's and it occurred to me that I did NOT know where this wang had been or what would come out of it.

Fortunately, the ending was delicious.

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2013

CAKe is disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2013

"at the good Arby's"

Tell me about the bad.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2013

In my office (where there is a birthday cake at least once a month) I've gotten pepple to fan a paper plate to blow out the candles. No germs.

by Anonymousreply 504/04/2013

People don't spit if the inhale Through the mouth a bit before they blow!

by Anonymousreply 604/04/2013

Hey OP: Here's another one for ya -- honey is basically BEE VOMIT.


by Anonymousreply 704/04/2013

Do they know you're a raging MARY, R5?

by Anonymousreply 804/04/2013
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