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John Haritan, former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and former DL fave, arrest mugshot.

John Haritan, 30, was arrested by police in Key West, FL on January 11, 2013 and charged with aggravated battery on an officer, firefighter, EMT, etc. (Fla. Stat. 784.07.2d). No further details have been released surrounding the circumstances of his arrest.

Haritan is a former Abercrombie & Fitch model perhaps best known for his underwear ad campaign. He was also a standout defensive back for Florida International University. He led the team in tackles in both 2002 and 2003 and ranks as the team's third all-time leader in career tackles with 295. He holds the FIU single-game tackles record of 21 in a game against Youngstown State in 2004.

by Anonymousreply 6502/25/2014

John Haritan in better days.

by Anonymousreply 104/04/2013

Bruce Weber muse.

by Anonymousreply 204/04/2013

Sucking cock under the pier??

by Anonymousreply 304/04/2013

Another butt shot in speedos.

"Sucking cock under the pier??"

"charged with aggravated battery on an officer, firefighter, EMT, etc"

by Anonymousreply 404/04/2013

Key West?

Oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 504/04/2013

According to the Monroe County Sheriff's office, he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale now and he lives in Pompano Beach.

by Anonymousreply 604/04/2013

Why are so many of these mugshot guys in Florida? Is it crime-ier? Are there more hot guys there than anywhere else? Not many of these mugshots hail from CA or NY.

by Anonymousreply 704/04/2013

[quote]he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale

Exactly who or what is he recruiting? And for what purpose?

by Anonymousreply 804/04/2013

Who wrote the mugshot language? His publicist?

by Anonymousreply 904/04/2013

Christ, R3, the charges are in the first line of the story. No wonder this country is in such trouble. You're the reason almost all the news stories are video streams these days.

by Anonymousreply 1004/04/2013

[R7]It's part of the residency requirement for Floridians. You also must have an appetite for BUCKETS of mud-bugs(crayfish or crawdads)own a 9-12 yr old jet ski that is stored in your front or side yard, display the Union Jack somewhere in your car or residence and have assisted with at least one physical assault on a minority. Nigra, fag or wet-back, your choice. If you know how to cook meth in the trunk of your car you are eligible for a city council position.

by Anonymousreply 1104/04/2013

That aint no "Union Jack", son.

by Anonymousreply 1204/04/2013

bump

by Anonymousreply 1304/04/2013

This should be posted to that mugshot thread.

by Anonymousreply 1404/04/2013

No, R14, because that's for unknown randoms. This guy was the subject of DL lust years ago.

by Anonymousreply 1504/04/2013

R15, did DL open Worship Threads for individual A&F models back in the day?

by Anonymousreply 1604/04/2013

Yes, R16.

What do you guys think of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 1704/04/2013

His ass is very jaunty.

by Anonymousreply 1804/04/2013

It would be interesting to know what he was doing on the pier in Key West. Or was he under the pier?

by Anonymousreply 1904/04/2013

Sunset Pier is a bar/restaurant at 0 Duval Street, in Key West. So, that matches up with the information in the arrest record.

I agree that Haritan's arrest and the resulting mugshot deserve their own thread. There was a LOT of speculation about him 10 years ago. And, yes, he had a very hot body and a great ass.

by Anonymousreply 2004/04/2013

Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him.

But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?

by Anonymousreply 2104/04/2013

Well, no one ever claimed he was a genius

by Anonymousreply 2204/04/2013

[quote]Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him. But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?

Nope, not a bit. I just want to fuck him, not have a conversation with him about Proust.

by Anonymousreply 2304/04/2013

He has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 2404/05/2013

Hot man

by Anonymousreply 2504/06/2013

Haritan mud wrestling another guy.

by Anonymousreply 2604/06/2013

Hosing off the guy.

by Anonymousreply 2704/06/2013

Ass

by Anonymousreply 2804/06/2013

Ass running from behind.

by Anonymousreply 2904/06/2013

Is he the one who was the cover boy of that Bruce Weber book The Chop Suey Club?

by Anonymousreply 3004/06/2013

R30, that was Peter Johnson. I think Haritan was a later Weber inspiration.

by Anonymousreply 3104/06/2013

Fratmen should have him.

by Anonymousreply 3204/06/2013

According to LinkedIn, he's a "Recruiter at CompHealth Pediatrics Division Fort Lauderdale, Florida (Miami/Fort Lauderdale Area) Pediatric Search Consultant".

by Anonymousreply 3304/06/2013

Oops, here's the LinkedIn profile. I don't think his current employer would take to well to Fratmen plus an arrest especially given that he's a recruiter.

by Anonymousreply 3404/06/2013

Bruce Weber's pictures always make me laugh

by Anonymousreply 3504/06/2013

R35, Maria makes me...laugh.

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2013

I guess Bruce Weber doesn't really take care of his faves does he?

by Anonymousreply 3704/16/2013

Wow, that mugshot really shows the power of Photoshop. How have we otherwise never noticed his pointy ears? And look at the hairline - only 30 and already balding. Tragic...

by Anonymousreply 3804/16/2013

He's seriously ugly. His eyes are too close together. He looks retarded.

by Anonymousreply 3904/16/2013

He looks cross eyed. That notwithstanding, what do you think of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 4004/16/2013

[quotre]he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale

So it's true what they say about recruiter gays. They're just like the Mormons.

by Anonymousreply 4104/16/2013

He looks like a goy.

by Anonymousreply 4204/16/2013

I don't think he's ugly, his face if half his appeal along with his buff body. If he looks dumb he looks like a dumb jock, and that's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 4304/16/2013

His luscious ass. My mouth.

by Anonymousreply 4404/16/2013

Physician recruiter is one of the worst jobs there is in terms of stable cash flow.

by Anonymousreply 4504/16/2013

Why is that, R45? Also, he was arrested for aggravated battery on a fire fighter, officer or EMT. I wonder whether he took out his work frustrations on a poor EMT?

by Anonymousreply 4604/16/2013

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 4704/17/2013

He remind me of Vincent from Fratmen.

by Anonymousreply 4804/17/2013

I see the resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 4904/17/2013

Up.

by Anonymousreply 5004/25/2013

John Haritan does a Ron Burgundy impersination.

by Anonymousreply 5102/21/2014

One of the greatest asses of all time. It was so muscular and tan and high.

He did always look slightly cross-eyed, which added to the "beautiful corn-fed hard-bodied retard" look that Bruce Weber loved so much. All his most adored models always looked like they had to be spoon-fed by a nurse.

by Anonymousreply 5202/21/2014

How round was it, R52?

by Anonymousreply 5302/21/2014

It's not the round kind, r53; it's more the muscular squared kind.

by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2014

You make a lot of money if you place a physician but you're lucky if you can place more than a couple a year.

So your cash flow for twelve months is typically 0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-0

by Anonymousreply 5502/22/2014

This former model being a Bruce Weber muse leads me to ask one question that I've been longing for a definitive answer: What's the deal with Weber's sexuality? Is he gay bi or straight? Because he is apparently married to a woman, Nan Bush, a long-time collaborator.

So pls enlighten me, dear DL-ers. TIA.

by Anonymousreply 5602/22/2014

R54, it wasn't round? Please look at R1 and R4 and get back to me.

by Anonymousreply 5702/22/2014

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 5802/23/2014

They should arrest him for having such a 'tard face.

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2014

It is rather tardish although not as much as Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 6002/23/2014

So both Peter Johnson and John Haritan, both Weber muses, in the past couple of days on DL.

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2014

Better: Peter Johnson or John Haritan, and why?

by Anonymousreply 6202/24/2014

Hey R. 60, bite your tongue. Tebow is a massively muscled hunk that could snap this John Haritan like a twig!

by Anonymousreply 6302/24/2014

Looks like he's losing his hair in the mugshot

by Anonymousreply 6402/24/2014

"Looks like he's losing his hair in the mugshot"

He's probably lost his ass too.

by Anonymousreply 6502/25/2014
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