John Haritan, former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and former DL fave, arrest mugshot.
John Haritan, 30, was arrested by police in Key West, FL on January 11, 2013 and charged with aggravated battery on an officer, firefighter, EMT, etc. (Fla. Stat. 784.07.2d). No further details have been released surrounding the circumstances of his arrest.
Haritan is a former Abercrombie & Fitch model perhaps best known for his underwear ad campaign. He was also a standout defensive back for Florida International University. He led the team in tackles in both 2002 and 2003 and ranks as the team's third all-time leader in career tackles with 295. He holds the FIU single-game tackles record of 21 in a game against Youngstown State in 2004.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/25/2014|
John Haritan in better days.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/03/2013|
Sucking cock under the pier??
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/03/2013|
Another butt shot in speedos.
"Sucking cock under the pier??"
"charged with aggravated battery on an officer, firefighter, EMT, etc"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/03/2013|
According to the Monroe County Sheriff's office, he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale now and he lives in Pompano Beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/04/2013|
Why are so many of these mugshot guys in Florida? Is it crime-ier? Are there more hot guys there than anywhere else? Not many of these mugshots hail from CA or NY.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/04/2013|
[quote]he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale
Exactly who or what is he recruiting? And for what purpose?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/04/2013|
Who wrote the mugshot language? His publicist?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/04/2013|
Christ, R3, the charges are in the first line of the story. No wonder this country is in such trouble. You're the reason almost all the news stories are video streams these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/04/2013|
[R7]It's part of the residency requirement for Floridians. You also must have an appetite for BUCKETS of mud-bugs(crayfish or crawdads)own a 9-12 yr old jet ski that is stored in your front or side yard, display the Union Jack somewhere in your car or residence and have assisted with at least one physical assault on a minority. Nigra, fag or wet-back, your choice. If you know how to cook meth in the trunk of your car you are eligible for a city council position.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/04/2013|
That aint no "Union Jack", son.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/04/2013|
This should be posted to that mugshot thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/04/2013|
No, R14, because that's for unknown randoms. This guy was the subject of DL lust years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/04/2013|
R15, did DL open Worship Threads for individual A&F models back in the day?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/04/2013|
What do you guys think of his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/04/2013|
It would be interesting to know what he was doing on the pier in Key West. Or was he under the pier?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/04/2013|
Sunset Pier is a bar/restaurant at 0 Duval Street, in Key West. So, that matches up with the information in the arrest record.
I agree that Haritan's arrest and the resulting mugshot deserve their own thread. There was a LOT of speculation about him 10 years ago. And, yes, he had a very hot body and a great ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/04/2013|
Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him.
But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/04/2013|
Well, no one ever claimed he was a genius
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/04/2013|
[quote]Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him. But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?
Nope, not a bit. I just want to fuck him, not have a conversation with him about Proust.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/04/2013|
Haritan mud wrestling another guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/06/2013|
Is he the one who was the cover boy of that Bruce Weber book The Chop Suey Club?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/06/2013|
R30, that was Peter Johnson. I think Haritan was a later Weber inspiration.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/06/2013|
According to LinkedIn, he's a "Recruiter at CompHealth Pediatrics Division Fort Lauderdale, Florida (Miami/Fort Lauderdale Area) Pediatric Search Consultant".
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/06/2013|
Oops, here's the LinkedIn profile. I don't think his current employer would take to well to Fratmen plus an arrest especially given that he's a recruiter.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/06/2013|
Bruce Weber's pictures always make me laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/06/2013|
R35, Maria makes me...laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/14/2013|
I guess Bruce Weber doesn't really take care of his faves does he?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/16/2013|
Wow, that mugshot really shows the power of Photoshop. How have we otherwise never noticed his pointy ears? And look at the hairline - only 30 and already balding. Tragic...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/16/2013|
He's seriously ugly. His eyes are too close together. He looks retarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/16/2013|
He looks cross eyed. That notwithstanding, what do you think of his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/16/2013|
[quotre]he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale
So it's true what they say about recruiter gays. They're just like the Mormons.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/16/2013|
I don't think he's ugly, his face if half his appeal along with his buff body. If he looks dumb he looks like a dumb jock, and that's sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/16/2013|
His luscious ass. My mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/16/2013|
Physician recruiter is one of the worst jobs there is in terms of stable cash flow.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/16/2013|
Why is that, R45? Also, he was arrested for aggravated battery on a fire fighter, officer or EMT. I wonder whether he took out his work frustrations on a poor EMT?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/16/2013|
He remind me of Vincent from Fratmen.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/16/2013|
John Haritan does a Ron Burgundy impersination.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/21/2014|
One of the greatest asses of all time. It was so muscular and tan and high.
He did always look slightly cross-eyed, which added to the "beautiful corn-fed hard-bodied retard" look that Bruce Weber loved so much. All his most adored models always looked like they had to be spoon-fed by a nurse.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/21/2014|
It's not the round kind, r53; it's more the muscular squared kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/21/2014|
You make a lot of money if you place a physician but you're lucky if you can place more than a couple a year.
So your cash flow for twelve months is typically 0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-0
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/22/2014|
This former model being a Bruce Weber muse leads me to ask one question that I've been longing for a definitive answer: What's the deal with Weber's sexuality? Is he gay bi or straight? Because he is apparently married to a woman, Nan Bush, a long-time collaborator.
So pls enlighten me, dear DL-ers. TIA.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/22/2014|
R54, it wasn't round? Please look at R1 and R4 and get back to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/22/2014|
They should arrest him for having such a 'tard face.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/23/2014|
It is rather tardish although not as much as Tebow.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/23/2014|
So both Peter Johnson and John Haritan, both Weber muses, in the past couple of days on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/24/2014|
Better: Peter Johnson or John Haritan, and why?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/24/2014|
Hey R. 60, bite your tongue. Tebow is a massively muscled hunk that could snap this John Haritan like a twig!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/24/2014|
Looks like he's losing his hair in the mugshot
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/24/2014|
"Looks like he's losing his hair in the mugshot"
He's probably lost his ass too.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/25/2014|