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Why can't Jimmy Fallon's wife produce a child?

Are her lady parts misshapen?

by Anonymousreply 3907/24/2013

How cruel. Especially since he's the one who has regressively fetal looking facial features.

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2013

Because she's a middle aged lesbian married to a gay man with arrested development. They probably don't want kids (which is weird...The Night Show is being handed down to another man with a barren wife).

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2013

[quote]Because she's a middle aged lesbian married to a gay man with arrested development.

And your point is...?

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2013

Nice. This coming from a bunch of queens who call mothers fraus, breeders and all sorts of horrible names. Hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2013

Why can't I laugh when I watch his show? I want to like him but I just can't.

I never found him funny on SNL either.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2013

do want her to be like that Duggar woman that you call clown car?

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2013

When he wears round black glasses he looks like Arthur to me.

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2013

Hypocrites, how?

Maybe if that man-child prick wasn't a closeted ass kisser, he wouldn't get so muck flak.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2013

I think he is funny. He is funnier than Jay Leno.

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2013

I agree with R5. He's not funny at all. Never was funny.

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2013

maybe cause he's shooting blanks?

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2013

Colostomy supply commercials are funnier than that jackass.

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2013

I used to find him really cute on sort of baffles me now as to why I don't find him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2013

Denis (Bill Junior) Leary is funnier than Jay Leno, r9.

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2013

Is Fallon gay?

Is there proof of this??

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2013

there is a legal notarized document at the Department of Homeland Security stating his preference.

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2013

Since there's no concrete proof that he's straight, we'll go with gay.

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2013

He used to have really gay eyebrows. The Roots bring the class to that show.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2013

I can't with this place anymore. Everyone is gay.

by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2013

She can. That's called "immaculate conception".

by Anonymousreply 2004/03/2013

[quote]That's called "immaculate conception".

Here we go again. It has nothing to do with his wife's original sin, r20.

by Anonymousreply 2104/03/2013

Jimmy has said he wants kids. His sister had twins.

I volunteer to make babies with him!

by Anonymousreply 2204/03/2013

Being gay has never stopped anyone from having a child.

by Anonymousreply 2304/03/2013

[quote] Hypocrites, how? Maybe if that man-child prick wasn't a closeted ass kisser, he wouldn't get so muck flak.

Because this thread is not insulting him, it is insulting his wife ("misshapen lady parts"). Hallmark of misogyny to insult a male via denigrating a female. Like in the film 7even, where a male's adultery is punished by him being forced to watch his wife being fucked by a knife. It is the female who is being murdered and thrown away, and somehow that indicates a grievous insult to the untouched male. So yeah.

by Anonymousreply 2404/03/2013

If the purpose of marriage is y to produce children, according to many Christians, their marriage should be invalidated as an effrontery to the sanctity of marriage. As should the marriages of all childless couples.

by Anonymousreply 2504/03/2013

They are barren

by Anonymousreply 2604/03/2013

[Blind Gossip] This funny guy – who is the star of a television show – is not laughing about the state of his relationship. He and his wife have been struggling to add to their family, there have been many fights along the way, and their marriage is currently in trouble.

The first fight occurred when they both went through a series of fertility tests. One of the tests he took came back positive… for herpes. It turned out to be a false positive, but they did have a huge fight over it.

The second fight happened when they figured out that they could not conceive on their own. She is unable to bear children, and he feels like that was something she should have known and told him about before they married.

The third fight happened when the wife’s close friend – the celebrity who originally set them up – became pregnant this year. The celebrity is younger than the wife, and although the couple is genuinely happy for her, it just reinforced their own futility in getting pregnant.

The latest fight came after they hired a surrogate to carry a baby. They used his sperm and a donor egg. The surrogate did get pregnant… but unfortunately had a miscarriage a few months into the process.

The couple now has to start over again from scratch (if their marriage survives the fighting).

We will probably never be able to solve this one officially, but if you stay up late enough, you should be able to get to the root of the funny guy’s identity.

by Anonymousreply 2704/03/2013

I'll try--I love Jimmy!!

by Anonymousreply 2804/03/2013

fucking classless, OP

is there any proof jimmy is a friend of dorothy for real?¿

by Anonymousreply 2904/03/2013

Louis C.K., R27?

by Anonymousreply 3004/03/2013

Louie C.K. is divorced with two no r30

by Anonymousreply 3104/03/2013

I hate the girly parts. I like to hang out with Andy Cohen and the Bravo boys.

by Anonymousreply 3204/04/2013

"Like in the film 7even, where a male's adultery is punished by him being forced to watch his wife being fucked by a knife."

Why, yes, this thread is EXACTLY like that.

by Anonymousreply 3304/04/2013

He is a corporate tool...not funny...and his straightness is ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2013

OP, not every woman wants a child.

Don't you know that, OP?

There are millions of women in the U.S. who do not want a child.

by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2013

A proper woman has a child.

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2013

Fallon and his wife announced they had a baby girl yesterday morning in NYC. No other details. Possible surrogacy? Congrats either way.

by Anonymousreply 3707/24/2013

That is definitely Jimmy in the blind item. His wife is besties with Drew Barrymore, who recently had a baby.

And Jimmy is the single worst interviewer ever, but all the other parts of his show (the skits, games, thank you cards, musical stuff) are hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 3807/24/2013

[R38] You are right, he is a lousy interviewer, except, when he personally clicks with a guest, then he is genius.

His wife is 46 years old, not everyone is a Halle Berry.

by Anonymousreply 3907/24/2013
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