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Pros & Cons of Having a Fat Friend

Pro:

They're really good with photoshop.

Con:

No armrest at the movies.

by Anonymousreply 1004/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 304/03/2013

He won't steal you girlfriend,unless he's rich!And if your girls,she won't steal you boyfriend,unless her family is rich,or he's extremely insecure.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2013

Pro. They always have snacks

Con. Mouth breathers

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2013

They make me look good by just being next to me!

by Anonymousreply 604/04/2013

Only activity they like is food related.

by Anonymousreply 704/04/2013

Pro: They are usually a foodie, know the best places to eat no matter what part of town.

Con: Don't want to be in pictures together.

by Anonymousreply 804/04/2013

Pro: the earrings

Con: the caftans

by Anonymousreply 904/04/2013

Pro: they tend to make better friends. Ever notice how really good looking guys are total asses? They expect everyone to worship them so they never lean what a two way street is when it comes to the other person in the equation. And if you threaten to end the friendship, oh well there are 10 others standing in line.

With a fat friend they are loyal for life. They make you feel like the ass.

by Anonymousreply 1004/04/2013
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