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So I Fucked This Chicken Lady From Work

She was a real freak, believe me. At her place, she asked if I wanted a beer or if I wanted to drink from the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 2104/04/2013

Very funny Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2013

Did she ess-plode then?

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2013

Did you make her have an eggasm?

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2013

Still a classic after all these years...

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2013

I saw Mark McKinney walking down College St. in Toronto not long ago. I yelled at him in my best Chicken Lady voice, "Whaddya lookin' at???"

OK, I didn't. But I wish I had.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2013

R5 You should have said, "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2013

What the chicken coop cock would say, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2013

May god have mercy on your soul!

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2013

Right from my body to your plaaate!

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2013

Not sure if this segment ever made it to US TV? Chicken Lady at the mall...

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2013

Mark McKinney can go to Canada?

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2013

Did she feed you breakfast after? Eggs straight from her body on to your plate?

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2013

I got big arms, cause I drum right?

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2013

This one's my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2013

I would have been put off when she asked if I wanted to drink from the toilet.Are you a lesbian or a bi male?

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2013

JETT is the new Umpy

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2013

No, JETT is merely Mpy.

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2013

Don't know what that means.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2013

[quote]JETT is the new Umpy

No. BRANDON is the new Umpy.

I take that back.

Brandon is the new MHB.

by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2013

[quote] Brandon is the new MHB.

Except he apparently fucks the fish.

by Anonymousreply 2004/03/2013

Scared...scared for life.

by Anonymousreply 2104/04/2013
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