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[Blind Gossip] When adult celebrities choose to act in scandalous ways, we freely talk about it. However, when their children are involved, we are always a bit more hesitant.

In this particular case, though, the way these parents are handling their children is so unusual that we think it is fair game to discuss it. It’s not as weird as wearing a vial of blood around one’s neck, but it is bizarre, nonetheless.

This celebrity couple has more than one child. One or both members of the couple has been married before, and not all of their children are biologically related to both parents. Their children have been raised in the spotlight, and one or more of the children has already started working in the entertainment industry.

They would like their children to be married someday and to produce grandchildren. Pretty normal stuff, right? However, the way that they are going about it is both unorthodox and unsettling.

A former employee told us that the couple has told staff: “The kids have been brought up with a very specific understanding of their role in this world. We expect them to marry someone who fits in so that they can support each other in that role. So we think it would be ideal if they paired off with each other and had children together to carry on the legacy we have created.”

That’s right! They are setting up their children to marry each other! To this end, the parents will be soon be purchasing property in the state of New Hampshire. Although they already own multiple homes, New Hampshire has the lowest marriageable age in the US (13 for the girl, 14 for the boy, as long as they have parental permission and a court waiver). As soon as both children are of age, they will be paired off and married to each other. Furthermore, they found out that if the daughter is pregnant, the court will certainly grant a waiver and that they can pull this off. Although they will continue to live with the parents, the child couple will be encouraged to have as many children as possible in order to continue the family legacy.

So far the children are going along with the plan. They have been carefully groomed to believe that this is a normal and natural arrangement. The whole family has often played “pretend wedding”, with the kids dressing us as bride and groom and going through a pretend ceremony, so that the eventual wedding will come off “without a hitch”. When the time comes, they will be relaxed and ready to “dash” to the altar to do the real thing.

Not everyone in the household staff is cool with this arrangement. One employee has quit and one has been fired in the past year because they believe that it is wrong to force the children to do this, and they have threatened to report the parents to Child Services.

If you are wondering if both parents support this plan, the answer is yes. The woman is so dominant in this relationship (in more ways than one) that the man simply goes along with whatever she says. ====================================== Supposedly Brad and Angelina. I can't believe even they are this fucking weird.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2013

April Fool's joke. Supposedly.

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2013

Bullshit. They're not even married themselves, why would they want their kids to be married? If you want to go all out gross, it should have suggested that the parents each have a biological child with one of their non biological children.

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2013

Jaden and Willow Smith? I've read on Lipstick Alley (which is never wrong of course ;) ) some very weird goings on with that family

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2013

If it is Jaden and Willow Smith, they will be the only black people in New Hampshire.

Sounds like a joke.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2013

Would a state even allow a brother and sister to marry? Are they biologically related? Poorly written BI.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2013

This was an April FOOLS joke OP.

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2013

Will Smith & Jada Pibkett are separated and have been for at least the past 6 months or more. That is a fact. This is not about them. This is not about the Jolie Pitts. This is some bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2013

A blind item from nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2013
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