He has abs cut like the ridges of a chocolate bar. He has truly attained his dream body. Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.
Perez Hilton Takes Time Off Dad Duty to Admire Abs in the Mirror
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/17/2013|
So "daddy" is trolling on Grindr.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/01/2013|
In that photo op were he's allegedly reading to the kid, I realized that poor baby inherited his giant Olmec head.
Meanwhile, he wants to be on a show like Idol which is what all the weight loss and baby making is about. He wants to up his Q rating. Good luck with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/01/2013|
It's like looking at Herman Munster wearing Pee Wee Herman.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/01/2013|
He is so ugly...
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/01/2013|
[quote] Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.
Except an attractive face and personality!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/01/2013|
He looks like a giant Oompa Loompa.
He was actually hotter in the "before" shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/01/2013|
You men are such bitches.
Congrats to him for working his ass off for a few years to transform his body.
He used to look like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/01/2013|
R12 beat me to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/01/2013|
That poor baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/01/2013|
R11, by Perez Hilton.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/01/2013|
"Olmec Head" cracks me up every time...
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/01/2013|
Yeah, I hate to be so mean, but hell, he's mean to everyone so I shouldn't feel bad.
He has everything now, except good looks. And he doesn't look like he's worked hard. He looks like he takes drugs. Whatever works, I suppose, but drugging to achieve svelte-ness is not really sustainable. It doesn't address your demons or have you work on self-control, etc. He doesn't look like he works out all that hard. He's rather soft looking, which doesn't fit with thsi diet and exercise thing he says he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/01/2013|
I'm a pretty unattractive person but I thank God that my face in no way resembles his.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/01/2013|
Maybe he should take some of his money and get a hair transplant now.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/01/2013|
He has everything now, but at the end of the day he's still Perez Hilton
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/01/2013|
uh, R20 - that is the hair transplant.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/01/2013|
Do people even read his shitty blog anymore since he stopped giving real gossip?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/01/2013|
He's a billionaire, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/01/2013|
He's so ugly, it actually hurts.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/01/2013|
Fat to waspish.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/01/2013|
I think he's fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/01/2013|
He's so ugly he hurts my feelings.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/01/2013|
What exactly does Perez do nowadays?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/01/2013|
His face. Can we do something about THAT?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/01/2013|
100% pure USDA grade A prime beef on the hoof.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/01/2013|
I had no idea that fat fuck lost weight. Too bad he's stuck with that ugly face.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/01/2013|
More hair r20? He can't even handle what he has now.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/01/2013|
I will add to the congratulations for what he's been able to achieve with his body. It is quite dramatic. I am sure he is a much happier person. And it can't be just drugs, because I would assume he was probably using drugs as well before he lost the weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/01/2013|
To be honest, you really do have to stop eating to transform your body the way he did. I have stopped meals other than a salad after 7:30 and I have seen a gradual transformation just from that. It is super slow, but it does happen. Over time, once you start seeing serious results, I am sure you can convince your self to start eating less and less.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/01/2013|
A horseface has been with no boyfriend or husband. Can someone jump on MS Paint and draw a vagina on his face? Having "abs" because you are skinny is like having big boobs because you're fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/01/2013|
[quote]Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/01/2013|
Despite the surgery,lipo,lapband and implants.He's still the same self loathing sycophantic troll who used to give head to anyone who would buy him a latte in the mens room at the Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd. Ugly on the in and outside. Phoneywood gargoyle extraordinaire.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/01/2013|
I presume - and hope - that he has very little involvement in the actual raising of that child.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/01/2013|
i think he really changed as a person for the better. its just unfortunate his outside is not in synched.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/01/2013|
Stayed tuned for the train-wreck to come - it always comes back bigger than before.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/01/2013|
You'd think someone with a newborn would have more important things to do besides taking shirtless pictures of themselves in the mirror...
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/01/2013|
I'm vomiting as I type this.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/01/2013|
He does r43, note he is also reading "El Gato en un Sombrero" or whatever to the kid. He will be bilingual!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/01/2013|
I'm with you, R44. I throw up a lot in my mouth when I just see Perez Hilton's name spelled out.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/01/2013|
Perez has never been attractive. But I can remember a time, a scant two or three years ago, when he was at least presentable. Now he is downright ugly. Inexcusable.
I'd rather see him gain a couple of pounds so his face fills out and he doesn't look like a damned horse. And his hair is just gross. Toooo long! Maybe he stopped dyeing it, but he needs to do something.
If he can afford it, he should try going to a stylist for help. He needs HELP. If I were him, I'd also get some coaching on how to talk and present yourself on live TV. His conversational style is very amateur.
He should never give up his blog. I understand he does well with promoting events too. He should be comfortable, and he is a success, and you have to give credit where it's due, but he is way too amateurish and he needs to up his game.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/01/2013|
His chin is ridiculously huge! Ugh, I hate that.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/01/2013|
[quote]He's still the same self loathing sycophantic troll who used to give head to anyone who would buy him a latte in the mens room at the Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd.
But he has so much head to give!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/01/2013|
OP's link is fucking disgusting!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/01/2013|
Promoting events r47? Lol! 2006 called dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/01/2013|
People as nasty and shallow as Hilton should never have children; they inevitably turn the nastiness on the child, when it fails to live up to their shallow standards.
I hope he can afford 20 years of nannies.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/01/2013|
Good on him for losing the weight. How did he get so tight? You'd think there would be some skin sag since he lost so much.
Body looks good. His face really does look exactly like the main Oompa Loompa in the original Wonka.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/01/2013|
Who is this person?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/01/2013|
[quote]You'd think there would be some skin sag since he lost so much.
Not at that age--at 34, your skin is still pretty elastic. He probably has stretch marks, but he just never got THAT fat. He was overweight, but never obese.
The danger is weight in till you're obese or past 50 to lose a lot of weight. Then you get the Al Sharpton effect of your face looking like labial tissue.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/01/2013|
Whenever I feel bad about myself (I really do need to lose about 25 pounds), I just look at Perez and remind myself that no matter what shape my body is in, thank GODDESS I was blessed with a beautiful face. I cannot imagine looking like that mess...*shudder*
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/01/2013|
Working out 7 days a week? Unsustainable. Sorry. He'll be fat again eventually.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/01/2013|
F-U-G-LY omg. you can see the scar in the middle of his chest where he had the loose skin cut. he's still ugly and still a jerk. you can lose weight but you can't lose ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/01/2013|
He bought himself a baby. He named himself Perez Hilton after Paris Hilton. He's almost a real woman now.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/01/2013|
Are Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga still friends? He used to promote her heavily. He trashed Christina Aquilera's Bionic album mercilessly, it came out around the same time that Born This Way and I always thought those two events were related.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/01/2013|
Perez is not as much use to Gaga as he used to be (who goes to his site anymore?) so "wifey" is not returning his calls.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/02/2013|
No, I've noticed over the past few months he re-tweets a lot of negative Gaga stories. Not sure what happened to their friendship since at one point he said they texted every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/02/2013|
He is an abomination.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/02/2013|
R4 - do you have to get mommy to come talk to your boss when you get passed over for promotions from bagger to check-out at the local shitty grocery store. Honestly - you F&F wimps are the worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/02/2013|
I think he was cuter heavier.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/02/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/03/2013|
The interesting thing about all of the assholes dissing him is that your bodies are probably a lot closer to his fat stomach than his abs now.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/05/2013|
oh yes, r68, i'm so jealous of Corneilius's handsome face
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/05/2013|
did you see his new now next outfit? Disgusting it was like an anorexic meth addicted Herman Munster in a danskin.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/29/2013|
I know I'm an idiot but how can you tell it's drugs? What are the signs you look for?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/29/2013|
Interesting that his 35th birthday party was apparently a public event sponsored (WTF?) by Taco Bell and a vodka company.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/29/2013|
R74 I didn't know people even paid attention to him anymore. Ever since he sold out and became a PR puppet, he's been boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/29/2013|
He really is a total PR sell out.
His site is all about faux hookups.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/29/2013|
You would have to be drunk on Taco Bell and Vodka to want to see a freak headed musterface meth addict.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/03/2013|
Looks like he's had some hair plugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/17/2013|