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Perez Hilton Takes Time Off Dad Duty to Admire Abs in the Mirror

He has abs cut like the ridges of a chocolate bar. He has truly attained his dream body. Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2013

So "daddy" is trolling on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 104/01/2013

In that photo op were he's allegedly reading to the kid, I realized that poor baby inherited his giant Olmec head.

Meanwhile, he wants to be on a show like Idol which is what all the weight loss and baby making is about. He wants to up his Q rating. Good luck with that.

by Anonymousreply 204/01/2013

It's like looking at Herman Munster wearing Pee Wee Herman.

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by Anonymousreply 404/01/2013

He is so ugly...

by Anonymousreply 504/01/2013

[quote] Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.

Except an attractive face and personality!

by Anonymousreply 604/01/2013

He looks like a giant Oompa Loompa.

He was actually hotter in the "before" shit.

by Anonymousreply 704/01/2013


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by Anonymousreply 904/01/2013

Un-hot mess

by Anonymousreply 1004/01/2013

You men are such bitches.

Congrats to him for working his ass off for a few years to transform his body.

He used to look like this.

by Anonymousreply 1104/01/2013

R11, drugs.

by Anonymousreply 1204/01/2013

R12 beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 1304/01/2013

That poor baby.

by Anonymousreply 1404/01/2013

R11, by Perez Hilton.

by Anonymousreply 1504/01/2013

"Olmec Head" cracks me up every time...

by Anonymousreply 1604/01/2013

Yeah, I hate to be so mean, but hell, he's mean to everyone so I shouldn't feel bad.

He has everything now, except good looks. And he doesn't look like he's worked hard. He looks like he takes drugs. Whatever works, I suppose, but drugging to achieve svelte-ness is not really sustainable. It doesn't address your demons or have you work on self-control, etc. He doesn't look like he works out all that hard. He's rather soft looking, which doesn't fit with thsi diet and exercise thing he says he does.

by Anonymousreply 1704/01/2013

Fame.Whore. Famewhore.

That's all.

by Anonymousreply 1804/01/2013

I'm a pretty unattractive person but I thank God that my face in no way resembles his.

by Anonymousreply 1904/01/2013

Maybe he should take some of his money and get a hair transplant now.

by Anonymousreply 2004/01/2013

He has everything now, but at the end of the day he's still Perez Hilton

by Anonymousreply 2104/01/2013

uh, R20 - that is the hair transplant.

by Anonymousreply 2204/01/2013

Do people even read his shitty blog anymore since he stopped giving real gossip?

by Anonymousreply 2304/01/2013

He's a billionaire, too.

by Anonymousreply 2404/01/2013

He's so ugly, it actually hurts.

by Anonymousreply 2504/01/2013

Fat to waspish.

by Anonymousreply 2604/01/2013

I think he's fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 2704/01/2013

He's so ugly he hurts my feelings.

by Anonymousreply 2804/01/2013

What exactly does Perez do nowadays?

by Anonymousreply 2904/01/2013

His face. Can we do something about THAT?

by Anonymousreply 3004/01/2013

100% pure USDA grade A prime beef on the hoof.

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 3104/01/2013

I had no idea that fat fuck lost weight. Too bad he's stuck with that ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 3204/01/2013

More hair r20? He can't even handle what he has now.

by Anonymousreply 3304/01/2013

I will add to the congratulations for what he's been able to achieve with his body. It is quite dramatic. I am sure he is a much happier person. And it can't be just drugs, because I would assume he was probably using drugs as well before he lost the weight.

by Anonymousreply 3404/01/2013

To be honest, you really do have to stop eating to transform your body the way he did. I have stopped meals other than a salad after 7:30 and I have seen a gradual transformation just from that. It is super slow, but it does happen. Over time, once you start seeing serious results, I am sure you can convince your self to start eating less and less.

by Anonymousreply 3504/01/2013

A horseface has been with no boyfriend or husband. Can someone jump on MS Paint and draw a vagina on his face? Having "abs" because you are skinny is like having big boobs because you're fat.

by Anonymousreply 3604/01/2013

[quote]Add that to his wealth, fame, and baby, and we can all agree: he truly has it all now.


by Anonymousreply 3704/01/2013

Despite the surgery,lipo,lapband and implants.He's still the same self loathing sycophantic troll who used to give head to anyone who would buy him a latte in the mens room at the Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd. Ugly on the in and outside. Phoneywood gargoyle extraordinaire.

by Anonymousreply 3804/01/2013

I presume - and hope - that he has very little involvement in the actual raising of that child.

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by Anonymousreply 4004/01/2013

i think he really changed as a person for the better. its just unfortunate his outside is not in synched.

by Anonymousreply 4104/01/2013

Stayed tuned for the train-wreck to come - it always comes back bigger than before.

by Anonymousreply 4204/01/2013

You'd think someone with a newborn would have more important things to do besides taking shirtless pictures of themselves in the mirror...

by Anonymousreply 4304/01/2013

I'm vomiting as I type this.

by Anonymousreply 4404/01/2013

He does r43, note he is also reading "El Gato en un Sombrero" or whatever to the kid. He will be bilingual!

by Anonymousreply 4504/01/2013

I'm with you, R44. I throw up a lot in my mouth when I just see Perez Hilton's name spelled out.

by Anonymousreply 4604/01/2013

Perez has never been attractive. But I can remember a time, a scant two or three years ago, when he was at least presentable. Now he is downright ugly. Inexcusable.

I'd rather see him gain a couple of pounds so his face fills out and he doesn't look like a damned horse. And his hair is just gross. Toooo long! Maybe he stopped dyeing it, but he needs to do something.

If he can afford it, he should try going to a stylist for help. He needs HELP. If I were him, I'd also get some coaching on how to talk and present yourself on live TV. His conversational style is very amateur.

He should never give up his blog. I understand he does well with promoting events too. He should be comfortable, and he is a success, and you have to give credit where it's due, but he is way too amateurish and he needs to up his game.

by Anonymousreply 4704/01/2013

His chin is ridiculously huge! Ugh, I hate that.

by Anonymousreply 4804/01/2013

[quote]He's still the same self loathing sycophantic troll who used to give head to anyone who would buy him a latte in the mens room at the Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd.

But he has so much head to give!

by Anonymousreply 4904/01/2013

OP's link is fucking disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 5004/01/2013

Promoting events r47? Lol! 2006 called dear.

by Anonymousreply 5104/01/2013

People as nasty and shallow as Hilton should never have children; they inevitably turn the nastiness on the child, when it fails to live up to their shallow standards.

I hope he can afford 20 years of nannies.

by Anonymousreply 5204/01/2013

Good on him for losing the weight. How did he get so tight? You'd think there would be some skin sag since he lost so much.

Body looks good. His face really does look exactly like the main Oompa Loompa in the original Wonka.

by Anonymousreply 5304/01/2013

Who is this person?

by Anonymousreply 5404/01/2013

[quote]You'd think there would be some skin sag since he lost so much.

Not at that age--at 34, your skin is still pretty elastic. He probably has stretch marks, but he just never got THAT fat. He was overweight, but never obese.

The danger is weight in till you're obese or past 50 to lose a lot of weight. Then you get the Al Sharpton effect of your face looking like labial tissue.

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by Anonymousreply 5604/01/2013

Whenever I feel bad about myself (I really do need to lose about 25 pounds), I just look at Perez and remind myself that no matter what shape my body is in, thank GODDESS I was blessed with a beautiful face. I cannot imagine looking like that mess...*shudder*

by Anonymousreply 5704/01/2013

Working out 7 days a week? Unsustainable. Sorry. He'll be fat again eventually.

by Anonymousreply 5804/01/2013

F-U-G-LY omg. you can see the scar in the middle of his chest where he had the loose skin cut. he's still ugly and still a jerk. you can lose weight but you can't lose ugly.

by Anonymousreply 5904/01/2013

He bought himself a baby. He named himself Perez Hilton after Paris Hilton. He's almost a real woman now.

by Anonymousreply 6004/01/2013

Are Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga still friends? He used to promote her heavily. He trashed Christina Aquilera's Bionic album mercilessly, it came out around the same time that Born This Way and I always thought those two events were related.

by Anonymousreply 6104/01/2013

Perez is not as much use to Gaga as he used to be (who goes to his site anymore?) so "wifey" is not returning his calls.

by Anonymousreply 6204/02/2013

No, I've noticed over the past few months he re-tweets a lot of negative Gaga stories. Not sure what happened to their friendship since at one point he said they texted every day.

by Anonymousreply 6304/02/2013

He is an abomination.

by Anonymousreply 6404/02/2013

R4 - do you have to get mommy to come talk to your boss when you get passed over for promotions from bagger to check-out at the local shitty grocery store. Honestly - you F&F wimps are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 6504/02/2013

I think he was cuter heavier.

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by Anonymousreply 6704/03/2013

The interesting thing about all of the assholes dissing him is that your bodies are probably a lot closer to his fat stomach than his abs now.

Jealous, bitches?

Methinks so.


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by Anonymousreply 6904/05/2013

Jealous, bitches?

oh yes, r68, i'm so jealous of Corneilius's handsome face

by Anonymousreply 7004/05/2013

did you see his new now next outfit? Disgusting it was like an anorexic meth addicted Herman Munster in a danskin.

by Anonymousreply 7104/29/2013

Meth. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 7204/29/2013

I know I'm an idiot but how can you tell it's drugs? What are the signs you look for?

by Anonymousreply 7304/29/2013

Interesting that his 35th birthday party was apparently a public event sponsored (WTF?) by Taco Bell and a vodka company.

by Anonymousreply 7404/29/2013

R74 I didn't know people even paid attention to him anymore. Ever since he sold out and became a PR puppet, he's been boring.

by Anonymousreply 7504/29/2013

He really is a total PR sell out.

His site is all about faux hookups.

by Anonymousreply 7604/29/2013

You would have to be drunk on Taco Bell and Vodka to want to see a freak headed musterface meth addict.

by Anonymousreply 7705/03/2013

Looks like he's had some hair plugs.

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2013
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