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Houseboys

Do you have one? or had one? were you one? or presently are?

they seem like a myth to me but a friend insists that it is common.

by Anonymousreply 3204/06/2013

no one, just what I suspected

by Anonymousreply 103/31/2013

Everyone's freelancing these days, OP.

No one wants live-in.

Everything à la carte.

Why, just this evening I happen to be looking for a toe sucker.

by Anonymousreply 203/31/2013

On "Bachelor Father," John Forsythe has one...

I think of houseboys as old fashioned valets once upon a time for the very wealthy. Usually immigrants.

by Anonymousreply 303/31/2013

Once a couple of yeas ago. Huge mistake

by Anonymousreply 403/31/2013

How so?

by Anonymousreply 504/01/2013

Was Hop Sing the Cartwright's house boy?

by Anonymousreply 604/01/2013

Is your friend about 75 years old, living in Palm Springs and wears a caftan? Have you told him it's the 21st century?

by Anonymousreply 704/01/2013

R5. Stole anything not nailed down. Threw parties at the house when we were out of town, etc. we booted him. Sad, he was a smart guy, just decided to use his intelligence the wrong way.

by Anonymousreply 804/01/2013

how do you get on now?

by Anonymousreply 904/01/2013

We give free room and board, a gas card, plus a little cash tto a college student who lives in, eats well (including meals to take to campus). Great decision for all of us.

by Anonymousreply 1004/01/2013

how long has this been going on?

by Anonymousreply 1104/01/2013

r2, where do you live?

by Anonymousreply 1204/01/2013

Where can I find one who's good at getting cum stains out of caftans?

by Anonymousreply 1304/01/2013

I'm afraid cleaning caftans is a lost art.

by Anonymousreply 1404/01/2013

See, it does become very easy to lampoon, but I am genuinely curious about the arrangements of these things.

by Anonymousreply 1504/01/2013

We had one growing up but Dad was in the oil business and we were living in Saudi...

by Anonymousreply 1604/01/2013

Are valets or houseboys making a comeback with this bad economy?

I'd love to pick some orphan trash off the street and make him my personal slave ..., uhm servant. But in my imagination I usually end up dead somehow and he takes over my home and bank account.

by Anonymousreply 1704/01/2013

For many years, the Franciscan friary on 31st Street in NYC had Filipino houseboys. It was obvious to the (awake)parishioners that these boys were there as sexual objects yet, since all were of legal age, everyone turned a blind eye.

by Anonymousreply 1804/01/2013

One has to be so careful.

by Anonymousreply 1904/01/2013

Delicious and nutritious

by Anonymousreply 2004/05/2013

Why does it seem so indulgent to have a houseboy or several when maids are quite normal?

by Anonymousreply 2104/05/2013

my question too

by Anonymousreply 2204/05/2013

I have a full household staff, including a butler and footmen. Is that the same thing?

by Anonymousreply 2304/05/2013

I don't call them houseboys, I call them soul mates.

by Anonymousreply 2404/05/2013

Both Lord Grantham and Mister Bianchi make good points. If the two every decided to join households it might be quite the undertaking.

by Anonymousreply 2504/05/2013

[quote]I don't call them houseboys, I call them soul mates.

I'm so glad you understand, Tom. We're like birds of a feather.

by Anonymousreply 2604/06/2013

[quote]he was a smart guy, just decided to use his intelligence the wrong way.

Such a shame, R8. He could have used his houseboy superpowers for good instead of evil.

by Anonymousreply 2704/06/2013

house boys need to buckle down and do what is told.

by Anonymousreply 2804/06/2013

I don't know about houseboys, but I do know about slave boys.

by Anonymousreply 2904/06/2013

A guy I dated had a houseboy. It was in the 70s. He lived in an apartment on Bleecker that was painted black enamel, including the floors, with zebra skin rugs under pinpoint spots. The houseboy, who was hot, would pass around two big bowls, one with quaaludes, the other with joints. There was a regular Saturday orgy. When everyone was high enough, the houseboy would collect our clothes and the orgy would start. I remember him standing by, holding a bottle of baby oil.

by Anonymousreply 3004/06/2013

Ah, those were the days, indeed!

by Anonymousreply 3104/06/2013

Wtf is a houseboy anyway? I've been accused of having one because my partner doesnt work. So I thought it was a sexual thing, but apparently it's just a male maid?

by Anonymousreply 3204/06/2013
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