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What did you get in your Easter Basket? ?

I got 12 chocolates but they were not high quality; they were kinda waxy. Then I got a lot of fake fucking grass; what am I suppose to do with all this grass? And what am I suppose to do with all the plastic eggs that the chocolates came in; keep my fucking pantyhose in them? I also got a 12" chocolate bunny; but it was hollow :(

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5404/02/2013

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by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 103/31/2013

Are you 6 yrs old, OP?

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 203/31/2013

I got a rock.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 303/31/2013

Bissinger's! Two solid bunnies, jelly beans, toys, some marshmallow eggs.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 403/31/2013

I got some empanadas and tartas. While not traditional they are most delicious.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 503/31/2013

If by "Easter basket" you mean "quivering mussy," then I got 9 inches of sizemeat.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 603/31/2013

My sister and I used to get

A chocolate rabbit

Two peeps apiece

A few malted milk eggs

A few foil wrapped milk chocolate eggs

A small chocolate covered marshmallow egg

We would go to my American grandparents' house for Easter dinner and she old give ech of us a chocolate egg which had hard frosting decorations that you couldn't eat. We'd try to scrape the chocolate off the bottom of the frosting flowers

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 703/31/2013

Lindt Bunnies, Russell Stover Raspberry Whip eggs, jelly beans, Cadbury Cream eggs - but I gave them to my sister because they're too sweet for me. Also, a plush bunny that hops and sits, and a tee shirt.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 803/31/2013

Cadbury eggs used to taste much better. They're cloyingly sweet now.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 903/31/2013

R4 Bissinger's is pretty awesome. I stop in at their Central West End @Maryland Plaza location whenever I am in St. Louis.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1003/31/2013

The Easter Bunny was good to me this year. A Sak's Gift Card, a Vineyard Vines Gift Card, a J Crew Gift Card, and an iTunes Gift Card. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs, Snicker's Eggs, Peeps, and a fifty dollar bill.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1103/31/2013

Cha Cha heels....since I didn't get them for Christmas!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1203/31/2013

A $500 Amazon gift card and some cheap chocolates.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1303/31/2013

A five-ounce Reese's peanut butter bunny. It was incredible.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1403/31/2013

I'm a grownup

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1503/31/2013

A large Lindt chocolate bunny covered in gold foil.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1603/31/2013

I cannot believe grown men are talking about what easter basket items their mommy and daddy gave them.

Gagworthy.

And especially juvenile mommy's boy Ciaren at R8 and ridiculous R11.

Ciaren will never grow up.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1703/31/2013

What? No roofies?!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1803/31/2013

As I am not a child, I don't have an Easter Basket.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 1903/31/2013

Diabetes.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2003/31/2013

Ciaran, can you post a picture Porky-Pigging with your new T-shirt?

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2103/31/2013

Candy, gift cards, a 3D device, etc!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2203/31/2013

Apparently R17 got coal in his Easter Basket. Believe it or not, some families have Easter Basket traditions or giving gifts during this holiday.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2303/31/2013

I got a talking plush bunny where my parents recorded a message and I could listen to it when I pressed his paw. He was inside a basket full of chocolates, Peeps and Jelly Bellies. And inside the bunny was a $300 iTunes gift card! Yay me!!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2403/31/2013

I didn't get an Easter basket. I did, however, eat ramen noodles out of a saucepan and read erotica. I guess my Easter Rabbit is the non-traditional sort.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2503/31/2013

R25 = sad

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2603/31/2013

Not trying to be rude but I can't believe grown men got Easter baskets either. How old are all of you that got baskets? I don't even think I got one when I was in my teens. That is just...bizarre.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2703/31/2013

R27's parents didn't love him.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2803/31/2013

I'm 22, R27, and if my mam wants to do an easter basket for me and my sister, then I am only too happy to oblige. She misses having us at home and she goes out of her way to make things fun for us when we are there.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 2903/31/2013

Other than cards from my mom, I haven't gotten any kind of Easter candy, baskets or gifts since I was around 12. I like Easter for other reason though. Went to a church service today that had a great energy to it.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3003/31/2013

Poor R27. Poor, poor R27.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3103/31/2013

Got myself a bag of Dove tiny Easter eggs, a 4-set of smallish Cadbury eggs (yumm!), and 2, smallish hollow Easter bunnies.

But up until I was 49(!!!), I got - and got her, too - from my aunt (then 79), Easter baskets each year! No, we weren't nuts, just - whimsical!

(I'm a big, OLD kid!)

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3203/31/2013

These $300 and $500 gift cards are truly bizarre.

What in the world for? Easter???????

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3303/31/2013

R27, all that matters is that they are over the age of 12 or 13.

After that age, receiving easter baskets and large monetary gifts at Easter is ludicrous and bizarre.

And for the OP to assume that other adults like he rec'd easter baskets of candy and presents is even more bizarre.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3404/01/2013

R33, I recently heard of people getting gifts like this for Easter, too.

Didn't we just have Christmas? WTF!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3504/01/2013

Zombie Jesus wants you to have iTunes gift cards to celebrate his ascension. He likes to rock and roll (a hot dog makes him lose control.)

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3604/01/2013

From my parents: Chocolate eggs, a chocolate bunny, Peeps, some chocolate malted balls of some srt, vanilla flavored jelly beans, and a check for $500.

From my partner's parents: A wine basket with gift certificates to a nice restaurant.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3704/01/2013

For Christmas I get big things like $1000 gift cards. Easter is a smaller holiday so only a $300 gift card :*(

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3804/01/2013

My BF just returned home with his Easter loot. He got a new suit and a trip to Turks and Caicos. I feel bad for the people who don't get Easter gifts.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 3904/01/2013

I got Versace's mansion on Lake Lugano and a Gulfstream V in my Easter basket.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4004/01/2013

R25/R36 made me giggle like a 12 year old.

Gifts at Easter? I never heard of this and I grew up Catholic. I got my hunny a bunny, but only because I happened to see them at the store this AM. He didn't even realize it was Easter. Easter baskets are for children.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4204/01/2013

WTF??? Has Easter become like Christmas now?

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4304/01/2013

To the two persons who rec'd $300 and $100 gift cards.

Why do they strap you with a $300 iTunes gift card rather than $300 in cash?

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4404/01/2013

I know someone who got a new phone for Easter, it really is a gift giving holiday now!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4504/01/2013

This thread is bizarre. I'm with r27. My parents stopped giving me Easter baskets around the time I entered junior high, and that's just fine with me. Never heard of adults who getting Easter baskets/gifts before I read this thread.

My favorite poster is r32, the big, OLD, totally racist kid who has posted charming comments about "spics" elsewhere on DL. Happy racist Easter, r32! Jesus just loves those epithets you sling!

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4604/01/2013

My kids have all turned 30 now so this was the first year I didn't give them an Easter basket. It was sad.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4704/01/2013

I used to get hard sugar eggs with diorama scenes, also of sugar, inside them. Today I have only a few real teeth.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4804/01/2013

Earrings, caftans...

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 4904/01/2013

Seems like the people who didn't get anything are jealous.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5004/01/2013

I almost had to pay my mother to stop making Easter baskets. She still apologized after for not having time to make one. She's obsessed. Now, she just gives me the candy, and a gift card worth $25. I can't be rude and tell her to take it back. Whatever. And I'm not turning down choclate. I'm not fucking retarded.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5104/01/2013

We always got small gifts at Easter when we were kids -- crayons and coloring books when really little, a Cinderella wrist watch, a ring made out of a spoon with our name engraved on it, a birthstone ring. I remember being really disappointed with the birthstone ring because I wanted something pretty and flashy, but my birthstone was opal. So I got a boring, dull-colored round ring while my sister got an awesome square pink ring.

When the iPad first came out, my son was feeling all deprived because a girl in his class got one for Easter. I explained that he was lucky to get an iTunes card because by the time we were his age, we only got a chocolate bunny.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5204/01/2013

I got a pound box of Godiva Chocolates. I guess my boyfriend actually LOVES me.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5304/01/2013

Looks like a lot of bitter queens on this thread. Jealosy is an ugly trade.

by Fuck the Easter Bunnyreply 5404/02/2013
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