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Let's pretend we are nothing.

I am nothing.

by Anonymousreply 5304/27/2013

It's comforting sometimes to define your position in the Universe. You're only here for a blip in time. And you're only water, electricity and matter compressed into a human animal.

A meteorite could hit Earth at any time, causing the kind of dust cloud that wiped out the dinosaurs.

All we are is dust in the wind.

by Anonymousreply 103/30/2013

Mazel tov, Tzeitel.

by Anonymousreply 203/30/2013

OP is trying to get Jesse Jackson to come in and tell him he is somebody.

by Anonymousreply 303/30/2013

. . . . . . . ..

by Anonymousreply 403/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 503/30/2013

Nothingness is infinite in its nothingness. It is therefore an actual instantiation of infinity.


Let's talk about foreskins instead! Woohoo!

by Anonymousreply 603/30/2013

I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there's a pair of us--don't tell! They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody! How public, like a frog. To tell your name the livelong day. To an admiring bog!

by Anonymousreply 703/30/2013

I am no one.

by Anonymousreply 803/30/2013

Existential threads give me a headache

by Anonymousreply 903/30/2013

Please don't bring me Falkor, Princess MoonChild or



by Anonymousreply 1003/30/2013

Penny? Penny? When a person can't talk anymore... When a person can't move anymore... Penny! Please move. Penny, please... don't die. Penny?

by Anonymousreply 1103/30/2013

And he said nothing could get a girl transferred.

by Anonymousreply 1203/30/2013

Yesterday, upon the stair,

I met a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

I wish, I wish he’d go away

by Anonymousreply 1303/30/2013

I am nothing, nothing, NOTHING!

by Anonymousreply 1403/30/2013

I like listening to "Never Ending Story" covers on YouTube.

Some of those Asian kids are pretty damn good.

They can't write music and lyrics like Morodor-Forsey but they can copy the shit out of 'em!

by Anonymousreply 1503/30/2013

Cyberbullies and PsyOps warriors don't need their own thread.

by Anonymousreply 1603/31/2013

I am a rock.

I am an island.

by Anonymousreply 1703/31/2013

You people don't have to pretend, do you.


by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2013

I am the sun

I am the air

by Anonymousreply 1903/31/2013

$55 for a cook book??? She really is the Cunt of Cunts, isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 2003/31/2013

Indeed she is the biggest cunt that ever cunted

by Anonymousreply 2103/31/2013

What does GOOP stand for?

by Anonymousreply 2203/31/2013

[quote]What does GOOP stand for?

Well, it's a word with the same number of letters that ladies like me don't say in polite company.

by Anonymousreply 2304/01/2013

What? Poop?

by Anonymousreply 2404/01/2013

There's nothing I hate more than nothing

Nothing keeps me up at night.

by Anonymousreply 2504/27/2013

I don't think therefore I'm not.

by Anonymousreply 2604/27/2013

I am a tree in the woods that falls down, and no one hears it.

by Anonymousreply 2704/27/2013

Sans everything.

by Anonymousreply 2804/27/2013

I'm a total vacuum!

by Anonymousreply 2904/27/2013

Je ne suis rien.

by Anonymousreply 3004/27/2013

Nothing from nothing, leaves nothing.

You GOT to have something, if you wanna be with me!

by Anonymousreply 3104/27/2013

Nothing will come of nothing.

by Anonymousreply 3204/27/2013

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

by Anonymousreply 3304/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 3404/27/2013

I exist.

But I do not exist.

I am alive.

But I am also dead.

by Anonymousreply 3504/27/2013

I HAVE nothing!

by Anonymousreply 3604/27/2013

I feel so empty.

by Anonymousreply 3704/27/2013

I didn't pay on two Payday loans today. I have a big car insurance bill next month and I don't know how I'm going pay it. I'm 60 pounds over weight. I have a job but its a big joke and if I don't have to be there I leave. I must be hideous because everyone shuns me. My only friend my mother is in the hospital right now. I feel like a piece of dirt when she gives me money...

I am nothing...

by Anonymousreply 3804/27/2013

Correction, R38.

You're a big fat nothing.

by Anonymousreply 3904/27/2013

Nihilalgia - so tender to the nontouch.

(because a female nothing would still find a way to be a victim over it)

by Anonymousreply 4004/27/2013

No way am I not nothing.

by Anonymousreply 4104/27/2013

We are staaaardust, we are golllllllden!

And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.....

by Anonymousreply 4204/27/2013

Why don't you dance with ME?


by Anonymousreply 4304/27/2013

I am nobody to everyone but my enemies. They have made me important.

by Anonymousreply 4404/27/2013

Nothing is *something* therefore you are cannot be nothing.

by Anonymousreply 4504/27/2013

I don't feel like getting out of the house even to go a drive through window. Think I'll cook a Boston Market meat loaf tv dinner instead...

I am nothing...

by Anonymousreply 4604/27/2013

Anhedonia is my middle name

by Anonymousreply 4704/27/2013

I had to look up Anhedonia ....

I am nothing ...

by Anonymousreply 4804/27/2013

Don't look at me.

by Anonymousreply 4904/27/2013

Let's pretend we're married

by Anonymousreply 5004/27/2013
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