I'm Victoria Principal's yellow T-Shirt collection
Let's pretend we are "Earthquake"
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*crickity crick crick crickets*
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/29/2013|
I'm Victoria Principal's afro wig.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/29/2013|
I'm Gabriel Dell, "Sal" in this movie. I was one of the original Dead End Kids from stage and screen. I was always the guy in the background who got the fewest lines. I am playing another thankless role here. But what the hell, I'm in the picture.
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I'm Marjoe Gortner's blonde pornstache.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/29/2013|
I'm Genevive Bujold audition for a nymphomaniac....and the director believes in type casting
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/29/2013|
I'm Lorne Greene, trying not to giggle as Ava plays my daughter ...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/30/2013|
I'm Chuck Heston's wig trying to stay on during the action scenes.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/30/2013|
I'm Richard Rountree wondering where are all the other brothers at?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/30/2013|
I'm the panty hose the ladies have to remove to strap everyone into the chair.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/30/2013|
I'm the glass the make up artist embedded into the face of the woman who glances up slightly to reveal before getting hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/30/2013|
I'm the Oscar winning special effects and I'm still great and proud there's not one frame of CGI!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/30/2013|
I'm the fake blood that splattered the screen after the elevator ride to hell!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/30/2013|
I'm Sensurround. I'm as impressive as standing next to a speaker at a college dorm party while draining your third red Solo cup of cheap beer.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/30/2013|
I'm Ava Gardner's crushed fingers...
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/30/2013|
I'm the chicken leg a man waves at Geneviève Bujold before plunging to his death.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/30/2013|
I'm the screenwriter of the new, bigger, and better version, coming soon to a theater near you.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/30/2013|
I'm Mrs. Irwin Allen and I'm wearing a wiglet!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/30/2013|
Wait a minute, you mean I'm not in it? Could've sworn I was one of the gals going down the side of the building with the pantyhose!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/30/2013|
I'm the donut in the abandoned diner Victoria principal nibbles that gets her arrested for looting.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/30/2013|
I am Debra Lee Scott, whose scenes were cut from the fucking movie and only aired on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/30/2013|
I'm the 1974 Chevrolet Blazer that Stewart throws Remy under when the earthquake hits.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/30/2013|
I'm the asshole who steps on Ava's hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/30/2013|
I had my cameo billed as Walter Matuschanskayasky
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|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/30/2013|
I'm the dislodged toilet that lay there on its side at Genevieve's bungalow as the water gushes forth from the pipes in the cracked bathroom wall.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/30/2013|
I'm Ava Gardner, deciding once and for all to drink myself to death in a long sad spiral, after the indignity of having a line in which calling Lorne Greene "Daddy" forced on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/30/2013|
I'm the pictures of bodybuilders Marjoe Gortner tapes up as inspiration for his weightlifting. I will cause him no end of problems from his homophobic buddies.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/30/2013|
I'm the cigarette that is lit just as the homeowner enters the house to shut off the gas.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/30/2013|
I'm the reel of Clint Eastwood's "High Plains Drifter" film that breaks and burns as the earthquake hits.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/30/2013|
I am the Vegas show-promoter here to see this Miles Quade dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/30/2013|
I'm the water swept away citizens who lived in cheap housing under a damn in earthquake territory.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/30/2013|
I'm the pieces of cheap plastic unconvincingly painted to look like building cornices falling on the extras.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/30/2013|
I'm Ava's cheap Zsa Zsa Dynel wig!
That fucker kept me afloat longer than any blowup life vest the stuntmen could ever have thought of!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/30/2013|
I'm one of the live electrical wires dancing menacingly around Genievieve Bujold's unconscious son who has fallen off of a collapsed bridge.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/30/2013|
I'm the bottle of pills Remy pretends to take to make her husband forget about that Marshall woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/30/2013|
Lets pretend you are, OP. Oh no.....we lost the OP of this dumb ass thread. YEAH!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/30/2013|
r17...you were the mayor's wife who rides down in the scenic elevator in Towering Inferno and the nurse in The Poseideon Adventure who yells "come with us Reverend" with such conviction.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/30/2013|
new in town r36....these threads datalounge tradition.
Why don't you kill yourself r36 and see if you can rise up tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/30/2013|
I'm Debra Lee Scott's condescending self-important husband who won't play cards with her
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/30/2013|
I don't get this thread at all. Is this an elder thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/30/2013|
r40=sad old self hating gay who does "elder" jokes YET on other threads posts about Joey Luft....sad person, probably at least 75....should die soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/30/2013|
I'm the bass of the film's soundtrack turned all the way up to 11, but you can call me Sensurround.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/30/2013|
I'm the Cowboy hat of the truck driver who plunges off the shaking highway with a full cargo of bovine.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/31/2013|
I'm all of the furniture hurtling past Bujold as she clutches a tree for dear life.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/31/2013|
I’m a truckful of cows
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/31/2013|
I'm Bujold setting up her entrance to the party in her audition scene..."Introductions, Introductions...."
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/31/2013|
I’m cardboard LA
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/31/2013|
I’m shaking cameras, bouncing parked cars, and a stretching image of an LA building
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/31/2013|
I’m the people who still insist on driving after 4 minutes of violent earth shakes
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/31/2013|
I’m Walter Matthau’s shot glass
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/31/2013|
I’m all the “don’ts” that double as PSA warnings for Earthquake safety:
The idiot with the cigarette in his mouth who goes in the house to turn off the gas
The panicked people who crowd and use an elevator
People running around with flailing arms instead of seeking cover
The cook positioned near a big pot of boiling water
People with luggage, trying to salvage things
Dam area residents who stay home until the last minute
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/31/2013|
I'm Ava Gardner's false eyelashes, rattling away on the vanity next to her passed out body.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/31/2013|
I'm the “art-imitates-life-imitates-art” technique employed by positioning the first earthquake scene in a movie theater while cranking up the Sensurround® in the real movie theater.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/31/2013|