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Let's pretend we are "Earthquake"

I'm Victoria Principal's yellow T-Shirt collection

by Anonymousreply 5303/31/2013

*crickity crick crick crickets*

by Anonymousreply 103/30/2013

I'm Victoria Principal's afro wig.

by Anonymousreply 203/30/2013

I'm Gabriel Dell, "Sal" in this movie. I was one of the original Dead End Kids from stage and screen. I was always the guy in the background who got the fewest lines. I am playing another thankless role here. But what the hell, I'm in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 303/30/2013

I'm Marjoe Gortner's blonde pornstache.

by Anonymousreply 403/30/2013

I'm Lorne Greene, trying not to giggle as Ava plays my daughter ...

by Anonymousreply 603/30/2013

I'm Chuck Heston's wig trying to stay on during the action scenes.

by Anonymousreply 703/30/2013

I'm Richard Rountree wondering where are all the other brothers at?

by Anonymousreply 803/30/2013

I'm the glass the make up artist embedded into the face of the woman who glances up slightly to reveal before getting hit.

by Anonymousreply 1003/30/2013

I'm the Oscar winning special effects and I'm still great and proud there's not one frame of CGI!

by Anonymousreply 1103/30/2013

I'm the fake blood that splattered the screen after the elevator ride to hell!

by Anonymousreply 1203/30/2013

I'm Sensurround. I'm as impressive as standing next to a speaker at a college dorm party while draining your third red Solo cup of cheap beer.

by Anonymousreply 1303/30/2013

I'm Ava Gardner's crushed fingers...

by Anonymousreply 1403/30/2013

I'm the chicken leg a man waves at Geneviève Bujold before plunging to his death.

by Anonymousreply 1503/30/2013

I'm the screenwriter of the new, bigger, and better version, coming soon to a theater near you.

by Anonymousreply 1603/30/2013

I'm Mrs. Irwin Allen and I'm wearing a wiglet!

by Anonymousreply 1703/30/2013

Wait a minute, you mean I'm not in it? Could've sworn I was one of the gals going down the side of the building with the pantyhose!

by Anonymousreply 1803/30/2013

I'm the donut in the abandoned diner Victoria principal nibbles that gets her arrested for looting.

by Anonymousreply 1903/30/2013

I am Debra Lee Scott, whose scenes were cut from the fucking movie and only aired on TV.

by Anonymousreply 2003/30/2013

I'm the 1974 Chevrolet Blazer that Stewart throws Remy under when the earthquake hits.

by Anonymousreply 2103/30/2013

I'm the asshole who steps on Ava's hands.

by Anonymousreply 2203/30/2013

I had my cameo billed as Walter Matuschanskayasky

by Anonymousreply 2303/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 2403/30/2013

I'm the dislodged toilet that lay there on its side at Genevieve's bungalow as the water gushes forth from the pipes in the cracked bathroom wall.

by Anonymousreply 2503/30/2013

I'm Ava Gardner, deciding once and for all to drink myself to death in a long sad spiral, after the indignity of having a line in which calling Lorne Greene "Daddy" forced on me.

by Anonymousreply 2603/30/2013

I'm the pictures of bodybuilders Marjoe Gortner tapes up as inspiration for his weightlifting. I will cause him no end of problems from his homophobic buddies.

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2013

I'm the cigarette that is lit just as the homeowner enters the house to shut off the gas.

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2013

I'm the reel of Clint Eastwood's "High Plains Drifter" film that breaks and burns as the earthquake hits.

by Anonymousreply 2903/30/2013

I am the Vegas show-promoter here to see this Miles Quade dude.

by Anonymousreply 3003/30/2013

I'm the water swept away citizens who lived in cheap housing under a damn in earthquake territory.

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2013

I'm the pieces of cheap plastic unconvincingly painted to look like building cornices falling on the extras.

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2013

I'm Ava's cheap Zsa Zsa Dynel wig!

That fucker kept me afloat longer than any blowup life vest the stuntmen could ever have thought of!

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2013

I'm one of the live electrical wires dancing menacingly around Genievieve Bujold's unconscious son who has fallen off of a collapsed bridge.

by Anonymousreply 3403/30/2013

I'm the bottle of pills Remy pretends to take to make her husband forget about that Marshall woman.

by Anonymousreply 3503/30/2013

Lets pretend you are, OP. Oh no.....we lost the OP of this dumb ass thread. YEAH!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2013 were the mayor's wife who rides down in the scenic elevator in Towering Inferno and the nurse in The Poseideon Adventure who yells "come with us Reverend" with such conviction.

by Anonymousreply 3703/31/2013

new in town r36....these threads datalounge tradition.

Why don't you kill yourself r36 and see if you can rise up tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 3803/31/2013

I'm Debra Lee Scott's condescending self-important husband who won't play cards with her

by Anonymousreply 3903/31/2013

I don't get this thread at all. Is this an elder thing?

by Anonymousreply 4003/31/2013

r40=sad old self hating gay who does "elder" jokes YET on other threads posts about Joey Luft....sad person, probably at least 75....should die soon.

by Anonymousreply 4103/31/2013

I'm the bass of the film's soundtrack turned all the way up to 11, but you can call me Sensurround.

by Anonymousreply 4203/31/2013

I'm the Cowboy hat of the truck driver who plunges off the shaking highway with a full cargo of bovine.

by Anonymousreply 4303/31/2013

I'm all of the furniture hurtling past Bujold as she clutches a tree for dear life.

by Anonymousreply 4403/31/2013

I’m a truckful of cows

by Anonymousreply 4503/31/2013

I'm Bujold setting up her entrance to the party in her audition scene..."Introductions, Introductions...."

by Anonymousreply 4603/31/2013

I’m cardboard LA

by Anonymousreply 4703/31/2013

I’m shaking cameras, bouncing parked cars, and a stretching image of an LA building

by Anonymousreply 4803/31/2013

I’m the people who still insist on driving after 4 minutes of violent earth shakes

by Anonymousreply 4903/31/2013

I’m Walter Matthau’s shot glass

by Anonymousreply 5003/31/2013

I’m all the “don’ts” that double as PSA warnings for Earthquake safety:

The idiot with the cigarette in his mouth who goes in the house to turn off the gas

The panicked people who crowd and use an elevator

People running around with flailing arms instead of seeking cover

The cook positioned near a big pot of boiling water

People with luggage, trying to salvage things

Dam area residents who stay home until the last minute

by Anonymousreply 5103/31/2013

I'm Ava Gardner's false eyelashes, rattling away on the vanity next to her passed out body.

by Anonymousreply 5203/31/2013

I'm the “art-imitates-life-imitates-art” technique employed by positioning the first earthquake scene in a movie theater while cranking up the Sensurround® in the real movie theater.

by Anonymousreply 5303/31/2013
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