Let's Post Pictures of Old Magazine Ads
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/14/2013|
This '90s Calvin Klein Obsession ad was one of the first things that made me know I liked boys more than girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/29/2013|
p.s., I know it's not terribly old, but...
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/29/2013|
Not old, but very memorable
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/29/2013|
I walked right pass Jim Palmer a couple months ago at the Orioles Fanfest here in Baltimore. He was there signing autographs, and he had this air about him like he knew he was the shit. I have to say, he does still look great.
I love the suggestiveness in that ad..."I'm always PITCHING a winning combination..." I only see I'm always PITCHING a tent..."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/29/2013|
I loved these magazine ads as a kid....
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Life before Pepsi...
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/29/2013|
"Care for a drinkie poo, Miss Crawford?"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/29/2013|
Blew so many loads to the Jim Palmer ads.
And also the Calvin Klein ads - one specifically with a man in "tighty whities" where his bulge was visible and he was otherwise naked. Gorgeous man in the sun. So sexy.
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OK, to be more specific re: Calvin Klein ads -
THIS was my masturbatory fantasy man.....
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Betty Grable for Chesterfield's!
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Arlene Dahl says: I love to see a man smoke a cigarello.
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All of these
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The Great American Male.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/29/2013|
Dirty, DIRTY girl!
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More and more women are reporting amazing gains on their bustlines using the fabulous Mark Eden bust developer!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/29/2013|
Is that a tennis ball in R18's BVDs? Hot! I loved how slightly porny ads from older magazines were. Everything today is so generic and glossy.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/29/2013|
Yeah, I dreamed it. So what?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/29/2013|
I lost weight with AYDS, and so can you!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/29/2013|
I lost weight with Ayds and so can you!
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Good God, R23!
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Gay Slant Girdles
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r19 - I thought that was a picture of Anne Frank!!
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Ayds is Wonderful! According to Joan Blondell
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R24 GMTA (gay minds think alike!)
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If there's a bully in your life who needs to be cold-cocked in public, Charles Atlas would like a moment of your time.
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R20, I recall that exact ad with those girls! Tell me, did we ever find out what the Mark Eden program for breast development actually entailed?
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R31, what do you think would happen if we printed your Charles Atlas addy, filled out that little coupon and mailed it into the address now?
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The Mark Eden Bust Developer addy mentioned earlier and its scandal.
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Lose 3-5 waste inches in 5 days! With Astro-Trimmer!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/30/2013|
Magic Fingers Vibrating Beds (in funky old no-tell motels). Don't miss the photo that says, "buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/30/2013|
Poor, poor Cheryl!
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Wait a minute R39. Is that regular Lysol or some kind of special cooter cleaning Lysol?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/30/2013|
"I just can't stick to my diet. I'll just take some meth!"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/30/2013|
Back in the olden days, Lindsay Lohan would've gotten her start doing ads for toothache remedies!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/30/2013|
I hope the instructions have you diluting it for douchy uses.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/30/2013|
R39's post reminded me of the Love Quiz.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/30/2013|
Wear your afro poufs two different ways!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/30/2013|
And the web of indifference.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/30/2013|
R40, DaMN, just DAMN
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/30/2013|
A hot dog did [italic]not[/italic] make her lose control.
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In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. They intimated that vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss.  This Lysol solution was also used as a birth control agent, as post-coital douching was a popular method of preventing pregnancy at that time.  The use of Lysol was later discouraged by the medical community as it tended to eliminate the bacteria normal to the healthy vagina, thus allowing more robust, health-threatening bacteria to thrive, and may have masked more serious problems that certain odors indicated in the first place.  All the same, Joseph De Lee, a prominent American obstetrician who held great sway over American obstetric practice through his writings, encouraged the use of Lysol during labor. He writes in 1938, "...[J]ust before introducing the hand, the vagina is liberally flushed with 1 per cent lysol solution squeezed from pledgets of cotton, the idea being to reduce the amount of infectious matter unavoidably carried into the puerperal wounds and up into the uterus by the manipulations." 
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/30/2013|
Wigs! Wigs! Wigs!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/30/2013|
I saw this ad when I was a teenager and I thought the model (Jack Scalia, although I didn't know that then) was about the most handsome guy I'd ever seen.
Looking at it again, I don't think I was far from wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/30/2013|
ads from the 1920s gave us some of our most memorable taglines.
"Always a Bridesmaid but never a Bride"
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/30/2013|
also from the 1920s
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/30/2013|
The woman in r52 clearly needs to use Lysol.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/30/2013|
Is it true blondes have more fun?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/30/2013|
Most of you could use a glug or two from a bottle of MILES' NERVINE.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/30/2013|
Gee, is that a microscope or are you just happy to see me?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/30/2013|
R50 I can't decide between the cornrows and the "Freedom Puffs."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/30/2013|
It seems like our great grandmothers spent all their time meth'ed up, coked up, on nerve medicine, and stinking of Lysol and Listerine.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/30/2013|
I love that there is special Lysol for one's cooter!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/30/2013|
R60 It wasn't special Lysol-- just the same stuff you use to disinfect your toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/30/2013|
Okay elder-Dataloungers, fess up.
Which one of you invented the Lysol douche for women, back in the day?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/30/2013|
That Lysol ad for cooch wash cracks. me. up!!
I am dying laughing here!
Great find, fellow DLer! Made my day.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/30/2013|
They need Lysol. Those things are disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/30/2013|
Sadly, even Lysol couldn't kill what's in my cooch.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/30/2013|
R51, here is some scandalous information regarding your photo of Jack Scalia, the little shit, from his Wiki.
According to a July 3, 2011 report by the New York Post the IRS revoked the tax-exempt status from Scalia's "9-11-01 Lest We Forget" charitable group for failing to file a tax return in its decade of existence. That same year, Scalia's Operation American Spirit charity was suspended by California authorities because of lapses in paying taxes and fees.
On July 17, 2011 the New York Post published another report on additional discrepancies regarding Scalia's fundraising efforts, including accusations that intended benefactors from the Operation American Spirit 2007 fund-raising bicycle ride never received any compensation. In the report, a veteran of the Iraq War accused Scalia of utilizing his charities to "to build his career back up."
Scalia told the Post he "couldn't remember who received the money collected" by the fundraising effort. His lawyer, Dennis Holahan, mentioned two charities which received small amounts. As of 2012, no legal recourse has been taken against Scalia, who has maintained his innocence.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/30/2013|
Homoerotic Cannon Bath Towel Ads from WWII.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/31/2013|
OP...I wanted one of these!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/31/2013|
Vintage Twitter ad.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/31/2013|
Some of these ads are outrageous! They have to be fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/31/2013|
Yeah, that four channel shit didn't take off, did it?
I wanted some of these speakers, but I couldn't afford 'em.
So I went with Dynacos back in the day.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/31/2013|
I wanted those too, r71!
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|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/31/2013|
Zsa Zsa says "C'est Magnifique"
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/31/2013|
r55 God that chick has buttery blonde teeth too!
r74 Hubba, hubba..
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/31/2013|
At one time color TV was a luxury most people could only dream about owning. It's funny how those large old TVs required the screen to be that close to the floor. I like the fruit bowl on top of the TV subconsciously reminding us that bright colorful things are fleshy and desirable.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/31/2013|
As American as motherhood and Marloboros!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/31/2013|
Before they referred to it as a vulgar cookie!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/31/2013|
Hmm, r78, that's interesting, I guess. What the fuck the phone has to do with anything is beyond me. I would think she would maybe think that at work or whilst cleaning her pots and pans. It's so simple and punchy and hypnotizing.."I must have Oreo Cookie (TM) for dessert.."
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/31/2013|
R79, she is phoning her order to the grocer for delivery. "I'd like a pound of coffee, four tins of sardines, six nice tomatoes and I must have Oreo Sandwich (TM) for dessert."
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/31/2013|
Lol, oh ok r80, got it, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/31/2013|
She doesn't care...
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/31/2013|
Wow, she sure doesn't r82! Again, I am confused by these old pictures. Why does it look like she's standing in the quad of a school with a doctor spraying her? I guess that's a trenchcoat and not a labcoat? Where did the random hose come from? Why isn't that hussy burning in hell?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/31/2013|
Is the decline in smoking the cause of obesity epidemic?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/31/2013|
Do you want nice hands and teeth? Nothing beats a Prophylactic!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/31/2013|
tits, wig, violin, tiparillo.
it all makes sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/31/2013|
Rise Stevens smokes Camels:
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|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/31/2013|
When she wants pleasure Maureen O'Hara has a camel:
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/31/2013|
The tawdry whore at r82 is getting a Lysol spraying, and good!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/31/2013|
[quote]tits, wig, violin, tiparillo.
[quote]it all makes sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/31/2013|
My Grandma had one of those r76. In the summers, I would get on the floor and have lunch, and watch Days of our Lives while she would smoke a Kent and do the ironing and curse at the characters on the screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/31/2013|
This Christmas give cartons of LUCKIES!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/31/2013|
Your grandmother's last name ended in a vowel, didn't it, r92?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/31/2013|
another DL fave shilling for Chesterfields
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/31/2013|
Can you spot the up-and-coming star? (And I don't mean Cristina Ferrare).
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/31/2013|
Van Heusen shirts, a tad racist:
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/31/2013|
For a better start in life, start cola earlier! The ad actually says, "Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now."
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/31/2013|
Ahh yes r98. It helps you gain wider acceptance with your peers. Tell that to the toothless, fat. diabetic generation of now.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/31/2013|
"There are some things a husband just can't mention to his wife!"
In this case, it's that she needs a squirt of Lysol.
This is for Zonite, which must have been comparable. I love this: "There's a womanly offense greater than body odor or bad breath!"
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/31/2013|
If they were advertising Zonite® today, the headline would likely be:
"Clean your cooch, you cunt!! Jeeze Louise!"
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/31/2013|
United Airlines ad. Note the hub-free flight route map.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/31/2013|
I'm Cheryl. Fly me.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/31/2013|
I feel so bad for the ladies in the ads with smelly cooters. 'But Bill this was our quiet evening at home.' Is her cooter so stinky, that he can't even sit on the couch and watch TV with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/31/2013|
r96 - who is it?
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|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/31/2013|
So let's recap what we've learned:
Smoking and soda GOOD!
Stanky cooter is BAAAAAAD.
And real men pack their junk into tight cut briefs - not these long boxer briefs we wear now.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/31/2013|
r105 Farrah Fawcett.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/31/2013|
If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee ... he's gonna whip your ass. Literally.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/31/2013|
r98 is a fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/31/2013|
[quote]he can't even sit on the couch and watch TV with her.
It's even worse; he can't even stay in the house with her!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/31/2013|
Back in the day, Jello was "appealing enough to turn the sinful, of any color, away from his neighbor's melon patch."
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/31/2013|
What the world really needs is a good "reducing soap", that will just wash away the extra pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/31/2013|
It's nice to have a girl around the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/31/2013|
Sabrina demonstrates the word's finest projection equipment
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/31/2013|
Who knew opening ketchup was such a task?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/31/2013|
What does douching with DEMURE have to do with your HUSBAND?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/31/2013|
In NO way racist.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/31/2013|
Law honey chile r118!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/31/2013|
And what would pancakes be, R118, without syrup?
(Also, not at all racist.)
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/31/2013|
Why would they put in the dialect? R120. 'Dis sho am good'. They should have been ashamed.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/31/2013|
R114's ad complements this one rather nicely.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/01/2013|
Sweet Mother of God
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|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/01/2013|
They couldn't have gotten a good looking chick at r131? They need to take a page out of the offensive Sabrina ads.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/01/2013|
That's not a casserole, R132, that's a GAS-serole!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/01/2013|
A fantastic Flickr set
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/01/2013|
"Make you home GAYTOP GAY" has got to become a new Datalounge catchphrase!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||04/01/2013|
Wow, R131, that has to be a joke ad!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/01/2013|
Every little girl needs a revolver to cuddle as she goes to bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/01/2013|
^ Oh my!
How about a Daisy-filled Christmas the whole family can enjoy?
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