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by Anonymousreply 13904/14/2013

This '90s Calvin Klein Obsession ad was one of the first things that made me know I liked boys more than girls.

by Anonymousreply 103/29/2013

p.s., I know it's not terribly old, but...

by Anonymousreply 203/29/2013

Not old, but very memorable

by Anonymousreply 303/29/2013

I walked right pass Jim Palmer a couple months ago at the Orioles Fanfest here in Baltimore. He was there signing autographs, and he had this air about him like he knew he was the shit. I have to say, he does still look great.

I love the suggestiveness in that ad..."I'm always PITCHING a winning combination..." I only see I'm always PITCHING a tent..."

by Anonymousreply 403/29/2013

I loved these magazine ads as a kid....

by Anonymousreply 503/29/2013

Gulp.

by Anonymousreply 603/29/2013

Life before Pepsi...

by Anonymousreply 703/29/2013

"Care for a drinkie poo, Miss Crawford?"

by Anonymousreply 803/29/2013

Blew so many loads to the Jim Palmer ads.

And also the Calvin Klein ads - one specifically with a man in "tighty whities" where his bulge was visible and he was otherwise naked. Gorgeous man in the sun. So sexy.

by Anonymousreply 903/29/2013

OK, to be more specific re: Calvin Klein ads -

THIS was my masturbatory fantasy man.....

by Anonymousreply 1003/29/2013

Love Mommy

by Anonymousreply 1103/29/2013

Levi's

by Anonymousreply 1203/29/2013

Betty Grable for Chesterfield's!

by Anonymousreply 1303/29/2013

Arlene Dahl says: I love to see a man smoke a cigarello.

by Anonymousreply 1403/29/2013

All of these

by Anonymousreply 1603/29/2013

Unclean!!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/29/2013

The Great American Male.

by Anonymousreply 1803/29/2013

Dirty, DIRTY girl!

by Anonymousreply 1903/29/2013

More and more women are reporting amazing gains on their bustlines using the fabulous Mark Eden bust developer!

by Anonymousreply 2003/29/2013

Is that a tennis ball in R18's BVDs? Hot! I loved how slightly porny ads from older magazines were. Everything today is so generic and glossy.

by Anonymousreply 2103/29/2013

Yeah, I dreamed it. So what?

by Anonymousreply 2203/29/2013

I lost weight with AYDS, and so can you!

by Anonymousreply 2303/29/2013

I lost weight with Ayds and so can you!

by Anonymousreply 2403/29/2013

Good God, R23!

by Anonymousreply 2503/30/2013

Gay Slant Girdles

by Anonymousreply 2603/30/2013

r19 - I thought that was a picture of Anne Frank!!

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2013

Ayds is Wonderful! According to Joan Blondell

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2013

R24 GMTA (gay minds think alike!)

by Anonymousreply 2903/30/2013

Tom Hintnaus

by Anonymousreply 3003/30/2013

If there's a bully in your life who needs to be cold-cocked in public, Charles Atlas would like a moment of your time.

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2013

Pretty pretty?

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2013

Only $1.25!

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2013

R20, I recall that exact ad with those girls! Tell me, did we ever find out what the Mark Eden program for breast development actually entailed?

by Anonymousreply 3403/30/2013

R31, what do you think would happen if we printed your Charles Atlas addy, filled out that little coupon and mailed it into the address now?

by Anonymousreply 3503/30/2013

The Mark Eden Bust Developer addy mentioned earlier and its scandal.

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2013

Lose 3-5 waste inches in 5 days! With Astro-Trimmer!

by Anonymousreply 3703/30/2013

Magic Fingers Vibrating Beds (in funky old no-tell motels). Don't miss the photo that says, "buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"

by Anonymousreply 3803/30/2013

Poor, poor Cheryl!

by Anonymousreply 3903/30/2013

Wait a minute R39. Is that regular Lysol or some kind of special cooter cleaning Lysol?

by Anonymousreply 4003/30/2013

"I just can't stick to my diet. I'll just take some meth!"

by Anonymousreply 4103/30/2013

Back in the olden days, Lindsay Lohan would've gotten her start doing ads for toothache remedies!

by Anonymousreply 4203/30/2013

I hope the instructions have you diluting it for douchy uses.

by Anonymousreply 4303/30/2013

R39's post reminded me of the Love Quiz.

by Anonymousreply 4403/30/2013

Wear your afro poufs two different ways!

by Anonymousreply 4503/30/2013

And the web of indifference.

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2013

R40, DaMN, just DAMN

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2013

A hot dog did [italic]not[/italic] make her lose control.

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2013

Wikipedia:

In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. They intimated that vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss. [8] This Lysol solution was also used as a birth control agent, as post-coital douching was a popular method of preventing pregnancy at that time. [9] The use of Lysol was later discouraged by the medical community as it tended to eliminate the bacteria normal to the healthy vagina, thus allowing more robust, health-threatening bacteria to thrive, and may have masked more serious problems that certain odors indicated in the first place. [10] All the same, Joseph De Lee, a prominent American obstetrician who held great sway over American obstetric practice through his writings, encouraged the use of Lysol during labor. He writes in 1938, "...[J]ust before introducing the hand, the vagina is liberally flushed with 1 per cent lysol solution squeezed from pledgets of cotton, the idea being to reduce the amount of infectious matter unavoidably carried into the puerperal wounds and up into the uterus by the manipulations." [11]

by Anonymousreply 4903/30/2013

Wigs! Wigs! Wigs!

by Anonymousreply 5003/30/2013

I saw this ad when I was a teenager and I thought the model (Jack Scalia, although I didn't know that then) was about the most handsome guy I'd ever seen.

Looking at it again, I don't think I was far from wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5103/30/2013

ads from the 1920s gave us some of our most memorable taglines.

"Always a Bridesmaid but never a Bride"

by Anonymousreply 5203/30/2013

also from the 1920s

by Anonymousreply 5303/30/2013

The woman in r52 clearly needs to use Lysol.

by Anonymousreply 5403/30/2013

Is it true blondes have more fun?

by Anonymousreply 5503/30/2013

Most of you could use a glug or two from a bottle of MILES' NERVINE.

by Anonymousreply 5603/30/2013

Gee, is that a microscope or are you just happy to see me?

by Anonymousreply 5703/30/2013

R50 I can't decide between the cornrows and the "Freedom Puffs."

by Anonymousreply 5803/30/2013

It seems like our great grandmothers spent all their time meth'ed up, coked up, on nerve medicine, and stinking of Lysol and Listerine.

by Anonymousreply 5903/30/2013

I love that there is special Lysol for one's cooter!

by Anonymousreply 6003/30/2013

R60 It wasn't special Lysol-- just the same stuff you use to disinfect your toilet.

by Anonymousreply 6103/30/2013

Okay elder-Dataloungers, fess up.

Which one of you invented the Lysol douche for women, back in the day?

by Anonymousreply 6203/30/2013

That Lysol ad for cooch wash cracks. me. up!!

I am dying laughing here!

Great find, fellow DLer! Made my day.

by Anonymousreply 6303/30/2013

They need Lysol. Those things are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 6403/30/2013

Sadly, even Lysol couldn't kill what's in my cooch.

by Anonymousreply 6503/30/2013

R51, here is some scandalous information regarding your photo of Jack Scalia, the little shit, from his Wiki.

Controversy

According to a July 3, 2011 report by the New York Post the IRS revoked the tax-exempt status from Scalia's "9-11-01 Lest We Forget" charitable group for failing to file a tax return in its decade of existence. That same year, Scalia's Operation American Spirit charity was suspended by California authorities because of lapses in paying taxes and fees.[12]

On July 17, 2011 the New York Post published another report on additional discrepancies regarding Scalia's fundraising efforts, including accusations that intended benefactors from the Operation American Spirit 2007 fund-raising bicycle ride never received any compensation. In the report, a veteran of the Iraq War accused Scalia of utilizing his charities to "to build his career back up."[13]

Scalia told the Post he "couldn't remember who received the money collected" by the fundraising effort. His lawyer, Dennis Holahan, mentioned two charities which received small amounts.[13] As of 2012, no legal recourse has been taken against Scalia, who has maintained his innocence.

by Anonymousreply 6603/30/2013

Homoerotic Cannon Bath Towel Ads from WWII.

by Anonymousreply 6703/31/2013

OP...I wanted one of these!

by Anonymousreply 6803/31/2013

Vintage Twitter ad.

by Anonymousreply 6903/31/2013

Some of these ads are outrageous! They have to be fake.

by Anonymousreply 7003/31/2013

Yeah, that four channel shit didn't take off, did it?

I wanted some of these speakers, but I couldn't afford 'em.

So I went with Dynacos back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 7103/31/2013

I wanted those too, r71!

by Anonymousreply 7203/31/2013

Oops.

by Anonymousreply 7303/31/2013

Zsa Zsa says "C'est Magnifique"

by Anonymousreply 7403/31/2013

r55 God that chick has buttery blonde teeth too!

r74 Hubba, hubba..

by Anonymousreply 7503/31/2013

At one time color TV was a luxury most people could only dream about owning. It's funny how those large old TVs required the screen to be that close to the floor. I like the fruit bowl on top of the TV subconsciously reminding us that bright colorful things are fleshy and desirable.

by Anonymousreply 7603/31/2013

As American as motherhood and Marloboros!

by Anonymousreply 7703/31/2013

Before they referred to it as a vulgar cookie!

by Anonymousreply 7803/31/2013

Hmm, r78, that's interesting, I guess. What the fuck the phone has to do with anything is beyond me. I would think she would maybe think that at work or whilst cleaning her pots and pans. It's so simple and punchy and hypnotizing.."I must have Oreo Cookie (TM) for dessert.."

by Anonymousreply 7903/31/2013

R79, she is phoning her order to the grocer for delivery. "I'd like a pound of coffee, four tins of sardines, six nice tomatoes and I must have Oreo Sandwich (TM) for dessert."

by Anonymousreply 8003/31/2013

Lol, oh ok r80, got it, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8103/31/2013

She doesn't care...

by Anonymousreply 8203/31/2013

Wow, she sure doesn't r82! Again, I am confused by these old pictures. Why does it look like she's standing in the quad of a school with a doctor spraying her? I guess that's a trenchcoat and not a labcoat? Where did the random hose come from? Why isn't that hussy burning in hell?

by Anonymousreply 8303/31/2013

Is the decline in smoking the cause of obesity epidemic?

by Anonymousreply 8403/31/2013

Do you want nice hands and teeth? Nothing beats a Prophylactic!

by Anonymousreply 8503/31/2013

tits, wig, violin, tiparillo.

it all makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 8603/31/2013

Rise Stevens smokes Camels:

by Anonymousreply 8703/31/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 8803/31/2013

When she wants pleasure Maureen O'Hara has a camel:

by Anonymousreply 8903/31/2013

The tawdry whore at r82 is getting a Lysol spraying, and good!

by Anonymousreply 9003/31/2013

[quote]tits, wig, violin, tiparillo.

[quote]it all makes sense.

oops

by Anonymousreply 9103/31/2013

My Grandma had one of those r76. In the summers, I would get on the floor and have lunch, and watch Days of our Lives while she would smoke a Kent and do the ironing and curse at the characters on the screen.

by Anonymousreply 9203/31/2013

This Christmas give cartons of LUCKIES!

by Anonymousreply 9303/31/2013

Your grandmother's last name ended in a vowel, didn't it, r92?

by Anonymousreply 9403/31/2013

another DL fave shilling for Chesterfields

by Anonymousreply 9503/31/2013

Can you spot the up-and-coming star? (And I don't mean Cristina Ferrare).

by Anonymousreply 9603/31/2013

Van Heusen shirts, a tad racist:

by Anonymousreply 9703/31/2013

For a better start in life, start cola earlier! The ad actually says, "Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now."

by Anonymousreply 9803/31/2013

Ahh yes r98. It helps you gain wider acceptance with your peers. Tell that to the toothless, fat. diabetic generation of now.

by Anonymousreply 9903/31/2013

"There are some things a husband just can't mention to his wife!"

In this case, it's that she needs a squirt of Lysol.

This is for Zonite, which must have been comparable. I love this: "There's a womanly offense greater than body odor or bad breath!"

by Anonymousreply 10003/31/2013

If they were advertising Zonite® today, the headline would likely be:

"Clean your cooch, you cunt!! Jeeze Louise!"

by Anonymousreply 10103/31/2013

United Airlines ad. Note the hub-free flight route map.

by Anonymousreply 10203/31/2013

I'm Cheryl. Fly me.

by Anonymousreply 10303/31/2013

I feel so bad for the ladies in the ads with smelly cooters. 'But Bill this was our quiet evening at home.' Is her cooter so stinky, that he can't even sit on the couch and watch TV with her.

by Anonymousreply 10403/31/2013

r96 - who is it?

by Anonymousreply 10503/31/2013

Farrah, idiot!

by Anonymousreply 10603/31/2013

So let's recap what we've learned:

Smoking and soda GOOD!

Stanky cooter is BAAAAAAD.

And real men pack their junk into tight cut briefs - not these long boxer briefs we wear now.

by Anonymousreply 10703/31/2013

r105 Farrah Fawcett.

by Anonymousreply 10803/31/2013

If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee ... he's gonna whip your ass. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 10903/31/2013

r98 is a fake.

by Anonymousreply 11003/31/2013

[quote]he can't even sit on the couch and watch TV with her.

It's even worse; he can't even stay in the house with her!

by Anonymousreply 11103/31/2013

Back in the day, Jello was "appealing enough to turn the sinful, of any color, away from his neighbor's melon patch."

by Anonymousreply 11203/31/2013

What the world really needs is a good "reducing soap", that will just wash away the extra pounds.

by Anonymousreply 11303/31/2013

It's nice to have a girl around the house.

by Anonymousreply 11403/31/2013

Sabrina demonstrates the word's finest projection equipment

by Anonymousreply 11503/31/2013

Who knew opening ketchup was such a task?

by Anonymousreply 11603/31/2013

What does douching with DEMURE have to do with your HUSBAND?

by Anonymousreply 11703/31/2013

In NO way racist.

by Anonymousreply 11803/31/2013

Law honey chile r118!

by Anonymousreply 11903/31/2013

And what would pancakes be, R118, without syrup?

(Also, not at all racist.)

by Anonymousreply 12003/31/2013

Why would they put in the dialect? R120. 'Dis sho am good'. They should have been ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 12103/31/2013

R114's ad complements this one rather nicely.

by Anonymousreply 12204/01/2013

Sweet Mother of God

by Anonymousreply 12304/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12404/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12504/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12604/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12704/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12804/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 12904/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 13004/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 13104/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 13204/01/2013

They couldn't have gotten a good looking chick at r131? They need to take a page out of the offensive Sabrina ads.

by Anonymousreply 13304/01/2013

That's not a casserole, R132, that's a GAS-serole!

by Anonymousreply 13404/01/2013

A fantastic Flickr set

by Anonymousreply 13504/01/2013

"Make you home GAYTOP GAY" has got to become a new Datalounge catchphrase!

by Anonymousreply 13604/01/2013

Wow, R131, that has to be a joke ad!

by Anonymousreply 13704/01/2013

Every little girl needs a revolver to cuddle as she goes to bed.

by Anonymousreply 13804/01/2013

^ Oh my!

How about a Daisy-filled Christmas the whole family can enjoy?

by Anonymousreply 13904/14/2013
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