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Straight guys who keep adjusting their crotches.

Are they just wearing tight underwear, or are they sending a signal that they're into you. I dropped my car off for service at the dealer this morning, and the service greeter was a good looking young guy. Dominican. When we were chatting, he pulled on his junk at least twice. I couldn't help but notice, of course. Quite a nice package. Is his underwear tight, or was he trying to tell me that he was interested in servicing more than just my car? I'm going back to pick up my car later on, and I can't wait to see him again.

by Arthurreply 4606/02/2013

He wanted the H.

by Arthurreply 103/29/2013

I think it's a cultural thing. Brazilians do that all damn day. Distracting. Doesn't necessarily mean much beyond his obsession with his own junk.

by Arthurreply 203/29/2013

I think its a foreskin thing. Theres a Spanish guy at work who does the ame thing. I think he may have alot of foreskin and it needs to be adjusted. I wouldn't know for sure how it works, I'm cut.

by Arthurreply 303/29/2013

It's the foreskin effect, which I find quite a turn on.

by Arthurreply 403/29/2013

Good lord foreskins are not that big you lunatics.

by Arthurreply 503/29/2013

it's weird, because it really draws attention to their crotches like, "don't look at me, fag, but here's my nice fat cock to think about"

by Arthurreply 603/29/2013

Italians do this constantly.

by Arthurreply 703/29/2013

He was wearing really tight dress pants that also showed off his beefy bubble butt. The bulge was quite impressive, and I can't stop thinking about it.

by Arthurreply 803/29/2013

Don't make him hurt you, OP.

by Arthurreply 903/29/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Arthurreply 1003/29/2013

They guy I used to buy pot from would do that too. Pull on it and really paw at it too. He's white. I could never figure out if he was sending me a signal or not. The guy was a total pussy magnet and even kept a supply of RU486 in his house "just in case" so I failed to understand why he would want a bj from a guy.

by Arthurreply 1103/29/2013

Those are crabs, R11. Crabs.

by Arthurreply 1203/29/2013

Ewwwwww R12 I didnt think of that! You maybe right. He did hook up with lots and lots of different girls.

by Arthurreply 1303/29/2013

Of course.

by Arthurreply 1403/29/2013

I can't believe that anyone thinks adjusting your crotch is a sexual signal. It is not. It is an attempt to adjust yourself to a more comfortable position. Stop being so sexually desperate that you misread basic matter of fact actions.

by Arthurreply 1503/29/2013

Sad. So sad.

by Arthurreply 1603/29/2013

Maybe he has crotch rot.

by Arthurreply 1703/29/2013

LOL @ R12. I was going to post that.

by Arthurreply 1803/29/2013

We thought OP meant a man from the Dominican Republic, when he really meant a Dominican priest.

by Arthurreply 1903/29/2013

I'm confused, do gay men not adjust their crotch? Ever?

by Arthurreply 2003/29/2013

I'm cut and I constantly am adjusting my cock. I like to have it tucked down and if it shifts to one side or the other, I gotta readjust it.

by Arthurreply 2103/29/2013

You know, it is possible to adjust without making it obvious to all and sundry. I think many guys just have to "touch base" frequently during the day. An unconscious need to assure themselves that it is still all there.

Emasculation fears.

by Arthurreply 2203/29/2013

I don't know how you guys manage to walk around with those things.

by Arthurreply 2303/29/2013

This thread is making me horny.

by Arthurreply 2403/29/2013

[quote]Emasculation fears.

What does it fear?

by Arthurreply 2503/29/2013

This is a stupid fucking thread. Op are you REALLY that fucking daft?

by Arthurreply 2603/29/2013

I never get this with decent underwear.

by Arthurreply 2703/29/2013

I used to work with an elderly Asian man (Malaysian, I think) who was always adjusting himself. It seemed to be an unfortunate habit that he had developed, rather than anything sexual. If I recall correctly, he also used to burp a lot!

by Arthurreply 2803/29/2013

How do you know he was straight?

by Arthurreply 2903/29/2013

"Do you need some help with that?"

works every time.

by Arthurreply 3003/29/2013

I notice men doing this all the time these days.

A few years ago, I lived and worked in a midsized college town and I was always astonished how often I saw not only guys adjusting their junk, but also squeezing it if they had to pee. Which I thought most of us stopped doing when we were FIVE.

But at the same was kinda hot.

by Arthurreply 3103/29/2013

OP is a woman.

by Arthurreply 3203/30/2013

It's a dominance thing. It's like when dogs shit all over. Since 'mos are all into scat, it goes to reason.

by Arthurreply 3303/31/2013

R33, please fuck off. You rancid piece of SHIT.

by Arthurreply 3403/31/2013

I saw a basketball player doing this on TV the other night. He missed the first foul(?) shot and gave his weiner a grope.

I can't imagine touching myself like that in front of one person, let alone an arena. I'm very aware of what my hands are doing at all times.

by Arthurreply 3503/31/2013

"I can't believe that anyone thinks adjusting your crotch is a sexual signal."

Contrary to the stage directions for every opening scene in gay porn ever.

by Arthurreply 3603/31/2013


by Arthurreply 3705/30/2013

All the young guys stand around in groups with their hands down their shorts. Even at the gym. Weird.

by Arthurreply 3805/30/2013

No r20, because the gay men I know have white collar jobs; the crutch adjusters almost always are decidedly "blue collar" employees with more grunt work and less time/interest for proper hygiene.

by Arthurreply 3905/30/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Arthurreply 4005/30/2013

He was just adjusting his crotch you Goya queen, damn.

by Arthurreply 4105/30/2013

All this talk about foreskin adjustment. Does he wash his hands?

Might be fun to look at, but he needs to purell before touching the bagels.

by Arthurreply 4205/30/2013

OP = princess tinymeat.

It's a size thing. You wouldn't understand.

by Arthurreply 4305/30/2013

If the foreskin gets retracted it does get uncomfortable as the cockhead is more sensitive and can chafe in ones underwear. Also a foreskin that stays retracted leads to the cockhead drying out and that is uncomfortable since the foreskin keeps it soft and supple.

That said, foreskins don't get retracted by themselves. The adjustment is probably a cultural thing, a male posturing.

by Arthurreply 4406/02/2013

It is not a blue collar thing. I know plenty of guys in suits who frequently adjust themselves. I once had a kid working for me who adjusted himself while standing next to me while I was seated. He realized that i noticed since his crotch was essentially at eye level, resulting in his playing with his junk right in my face, and was embarrassed - and rightfully so.

by Arthurreply 4506/02/2013


by Arthurreply 4606/02/2013
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