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Andy Cohen, poolside.

by Anonymousreply 5404/06/2013

He has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 203/28/2013

Holding in his breath for dear life. He probably never breathed the whole time he was at the pool.

by Anonymousreply 303/28/2013

Serious question: why do some older men have such a prominent gut, while others have a flatter stomach? His arms and legs aren't huge, so why does he have the start of a potbelly?

by Anonymousreply 403/28/2013

He's Into Vitamins, R4.

by Anonymousreply 603/28/2013

He's a midget R4. Where else is the fat going to go?

by Anonymousreply 703/28/2013

I miss the old days when people like that would just marry Liza and leave the rest of us alone.

by Anonymousreply 803/28/2013

Besides the stupid stories, now I know why I don't read the Daily Fail - the people who post comments are DELUSIONAL! Someone actually posted this:

[quote]Andy has movie star good looks, brains, brawn and the patience of a Saint. He is going very, very far !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scary thing is that it got 49 green "up" arrows.

by Anonymousreply 903/28/2013

Hairy back. Grey hair automatically ages you by a good 10 years, otherwise he looks fine for his age. The body could be a lot worse. Big Madonna fan I heard, maybe he's the madbot.

by Anonymousreply 1003/28/2013

I don't think he looks bad. He could use improvement, but nothing to be embarrassed about. However, extremely thin is not my physical ideal. I think he has a face that can look handsome quite often, but he can also look like Perez Hilton at the wrong angle.

by Anonymousreply 1103/28/2013

That hair is awful

by Anonymousreply 1203/28/2013

I think a lot of the Mail comments are fakes. That one sounds too retarded and ridiculous to be real.

It seems very US focused now as well, unknown in the UK. The showbiz coverage they have is admittedly very wide, but I just can't read any of it to see their bigoted agenda slyly inserted.

by Anonymousreply 1303/28/2013

That is one big belly and one flat ass. I wouldn't be parading it around for magazine photos, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1403/28/2013

Fat.

Undefined.

Tinymeat.

Next.

by Anonymousreply 1503/28/2013

[quote]Serious question: why do some older men have such a prominent gut, while others have a flatter stomach? His arms and legs aren't huge, so why does he have the start of a potbelly?

Men are genetically predisposed to gain weight more around their bellies, just like women are genetically predisposed to gain weight more around their hips. Not ALL men and women gain weight in this way, but many do, particularly after 40 when your natural metabolism goes down.

I think Andy looks considerably better than average for someone his age (albeit not by celebrity standards); overall he fits the definition of "fit-fat" to a T.

by Anonymousreply 1603/28/2013

I find him hot (that's my ideal body--strong and worked out, but not ridiculously ripped, and with a little give).

But those tiny aviator sunglasses are a huge mistake, They don't suit his face at all.

by Anonymousreply 1703/28/2013

His ass is flat and saggy in that pic of him getting out of the pool.

by Anonymousreply 1803/28/2013

He looked better in this swimsuit photo, taken at my pool...

by Anonymousreply 1903/29/2013

Lol at r11.

by Anonymousreply 2003/29/2013

Here's the full link, containing a lot of photos.

Seems Andy was in Miami celebrating his one-year anniversary with former pro hockey star and hot stud Sean Avery.

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 2103/31/2013

"... overall he fits the definition of "fit-fat" to a T."

Oh he does not, Anorexia.

This is fit-fat.

by Anonymousreply 2203/31/2013

I would do him in a heartbeat. Hot man.

by Anonymousreply 2303/31/2013

He never talks about his personal life.

by Anonymousreply 2403/31/2013

He has a very prominent FUPA.

by Anonymousreply 2503/31/2013

Sean Avery is HOT TO DEATH.

by Anonymousreply 2604/01/2013

Sean Avery is loud-mouthed and miserable. What he said about Elisha Cuthbert was uncalled for. Andy is welcome to him. Like attracts like.

by Anonymousreply 2704/01/2013

He's got that hot gaybro look.

by Anonymousreply 2804/01/2013

Body isn't great, but I also don't think it's that bad.

by Anonymousreply 2904/01/2013

who the hell is sean avery?

by Anonymousreply 3004/01/2013

thanks, I just looked at the link. So are those two dating? Avery is pretty hot, a lot hotter than Andy. But of course, Andy is very powerful.

by Anonymousreply 3204/01/2013

44 he looks 50

by Anonymousreply 3304/01/2013

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Shave that back it's goddamned hairy

by Anonymousreply 3404/01/2013

Gretchen, PLEASE. Stop trying to make Andy Cohen happen!

by Anonymousreply 3504/01/2013

Those two are not dating.

by Anonymousreply 3604/01/2013

Regina, your parents don't even sleep in the same room

by Anonymousreply 3704/01/2013

R21 Jealous of what? Some queen who's trying too hard, and whose BF and friends will all disappear the day his last dollar does?

Oh yes. MOAR PLZ.

by Anonymousreply 3804/01/2013

That gut is from alcohol. Notice how one pic says "After grabbing a drink from the bar..."

Having said that, it's not a bad gut for a man his age. It's only bad if you are comparing him to A&F models or 21 year olds.

by Anonymousreply 3904/01/2013

Posting an inline link:

by Anonymousreply 4004/01/2013

R39

Andy jerked off in front of my friend in a steam room. He tried to get something going with my friend but my friend wasn't interested. Andy continued jerking anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4104/01/2013

It's still bad if you're comparing him to other fortysomethings, R39. I know plenty of fortysomethings, and only a handful have something similar.

by Anonymousreply 4204/01/2013

[quote]overall he fits the definition of "fit-fat" to a T.

Uh, no. The word you're looking for is "hideous".

by Anonymousreply 4304/01/2013

And this is why you should never 'Suck It In', Ladies.

The lard only moves to the sides and back.

by Anonymousreply 4404/01/2013

You just know he thinks he is hot shit in those pics. He is making the Blue Steel look in some of the pics. Bleaaachh!

by Anonymousreply 4504/01/2013

He has cankles..... on his KNEES! *FAINT*

by Anonymousreply 4604/01/2013

Sorry, but he looks like a booger roller.

by Anonymousreply 4704/01/2013

Andy Cohen has a talent for bringing trashy people together and putting them on TV. It's like people who go to a garbage dump to find stuff they can recycle into "art."

by Anonymousreply 4804/01/2013

[quote]He's Into Vitamins, [R4].

I see what you did there.

by Anonymousreply 4904/04/2013

A little Grecian Formula (they still make that don't they?) and a close shave and he could trim years off his look...

I'm always telling my SO to shave because it takes years off of his appearance. A full head of dark hair yet his beard grows in gray. Not bad for 50+ but a shave makes him look 40!

by Anonymousreply 5004/05/2013

LOL @ 44 Andy shaves off at least 5 years of his age.

by Anonymousreply 5104/05/2013

He looks like he should be working at the deli at the piggly wiggly.

by Anonymousreply 5204/06/2013

Anderson just used the "420" reference to describe how Andy spent his vacation time in Brazil. Anderson and Andy vacationed their together recently.

by Anonymousreply 5304/06/2013

I would find him attractive if I didn't know anything about him.

by Anonymousreply 5404/06/2013
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