So I Fucked This Chick From Work
Started in January. New city, didnt know anyone. She asked me to lunch my first week after some friendly conversations waiting for the elevator. She blew me in her car during lunch and I fucked her that same night.
Things were cool. She works in another department as me but the same floor so not a lot of interaction but we kept it friendly. She asked me out a couple more times, but I was genuinely budy, and things just naturally fell off.
I got a call from an HR person this morning and when I we t down there I was asked about making sexual remarks at work where people can overhear me she made it sound like I had been talking publicly about my sex life. I told her no, that I'm new, don't really socialize with anyone there and I'm pretty much in my office the majority of the day. She accepted that and she really didnt seem concerned.
I brought it up to another guy that's in chick'sOP department and he told me that she had been openly talking about us fucking and he was pretty sure ANOTHER woman in his dept complained.
Should I go tell chick to shut the fuck up? Forget about it, since it wasn't even me doing the talking and HR really didnt seem to care, just going through the ropes?
It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||08/21/2014|
You were doing fairly well until the last line.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/27/2013|
OP Watch "A Place in the Sun." And don't shit where you eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/27/2013|
You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...
And then you go on to say that you do chat up the guy in her department, who you at least know well enough to tell him your problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/27/2013|
This thread is making me horny as hell!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/27/2013|
[quote]You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...
That's what I told HR.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/27/2013|
Certain understated stupidity makes this almost believable.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/27/2013|
Why would you have to defend someone else's remarks, OP? She can say whatever the fuck she wants and then she's the one who gets called down to HR, not you. Why would they call YOU in if you made no inappropriate remarks?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/27/2013|
R11, no clue unless HR was just being thorough. Or maybe they thought I was part of the conversation.
But that's why I want to tell her to be quiet, because I got dragged into it. I really don't care that she tells people, she's hot. But obviously she needs to lower the volume or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/27/2013|
[quote] She blew me in her car during lunch
Do straight girls really do that?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/27/2013|
R13, yup. Chicks are sluts.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/27/2013|
It *is* Brandon.
I guess too many moved away from the other threads.
My, what a sicko.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/27/2013|
Well I didn't want to post in in another thread because it was a new topic.
And what's sick about this?
Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/27/2013|
I love the op and want to suck his cock also!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/27/2013|
"It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers."
Immature much? I'll paraphrase what someone said earlier: You never, ever get your meat the same place you get your bread and butter. Dig?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/27/2013|
His other thread has just been deleted.
I give this thread somewhere in the 30-50 range.
Brandon, seek help, even more help.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/27/2013|
Your bosses at M&M probably won't be happy to know what you're doing on DL during work hours.
You need to take some meds for your ADHD.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/27/2013|
OP, even animals know not to shit and eat in the same place.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/27/2013|
I had a friend at work who would blow one of our coworkers in his car at lunch. She also pretty much every cute guy with an office.
When you work in an office doing the same thing day after day, you make your own fun. Whether that be watching videos of cats or getting your freak on.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/27/2013|
I thought Brandon offed himself because everyone was so mean to him?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/28/2013|
Speaking of, can you say Datalounge Sex Scanda???
Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/01/2013|
Women be sluts. Women be nuts. I feel for straight dudes having to put with cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/01/2013|
Hot beard, Brandon. Got any more pics/vids?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/01/2013|
Has Brandon ever fucked a guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/01/2013|
So women are sluts? and men are not? right?! Why is this straight dude on DL? OP, you sound like a sleaze ball who likes to use women. You are a pig. World's smallest violin is playing for whoa is me BS!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/01/2013|
OP is not a pig. He kept his mouth shut. Not the fucking whore. But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow. Not to mention hypocritical. I'll leave to your meds.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/01/2013|
"Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)"
Is that an outtake from "Girls"? It's just as un-stimulating as a sex scene from that show! That huge thigh looks like Lena Dunham's!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/01/2013|
[quote]having to put up with cunts
[quote]Not the fucking whore
Who knew Swearengen posted on DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/01/2013|
[quote]So I Fucked This Chick From Work
Are you the person who sneered at me for starting a blind item thread about the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/01/2013|
Aww r38, don't let it get to you. Who cares if he laughed at you for starting a BH thread, the people that watch it probably loved your thread. I am always in the Hollywood witch thread and some people come in there to make fun, but a bunch more people like it. If it's any consolation, I would check out the BH thread if I watched it or knew any of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/02/2013|
[quote]But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow.
Oh, double dear @ R35.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/02/2013|
This is a gross thread, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/02/2013|
[quote]Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)
Who the fuck are you? And that could be anybody!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/02/2013|
Glad to see you back Brandon!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/02/2013|
"Brandon" would only fuck a girl if she was pegging.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/02/2013|
um...OP, dear. This is a GAY message board. WTF are you doing here?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/02/2013|
R46, I've fucked a few dudes and gotten plenty of bjs from guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/02/2013|
Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/02/2013|
[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
Guys like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/02/2013|
[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
Young, white, athletic
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/02/2013|
R50 was not me, but I'm not fem at all, except when I'm pretending to be British. And I'm not into fem guys either.
Most of the guys I've hooked up with have been your highschool jock type, and that's because my ex was in high school when we were dating so I was always around high schoolers.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/02/2013|
[quote]Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.
Well, I guess you came to the right place for advice on your heterosexual meanderings.
Isn't there a more appropriate forum for these str8 guy issues? Because, frankly, my dear, we have our own problems, aplenty.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/02/2013|
Now the troll is claiming he's bi.
Why hasn't this shitstain been banned yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/02/2013|
R56, banned for what?
And I'm not claiming I'm bi. I've mentioned on here since I've been coming that I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/02/2013|
So Brandon, who gives better BJs...guys or girls?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/02/2013|
R58, I'd say guys are technically better, but I enjoy the lack of pride girls have when they do it. Dudes almost seem eager to do it. I really like grabbing a chick by the head and fucking her throat. It really turns me on because it feels more degrading with a girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/02/2013|
[quote]And I'm not claiming I'm bi.
Then what do you think:
[quote] I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.
You're all dick and no brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/02/2013|
R60, sex isn't really about attraction with me. Sorry that confuses you.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/02/2013|
[quote]You're all dick and no brain.
You just described like 90% of all men, gay and straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/02/2013|
I have no problem with Brandon being all dick and no brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/02/2013|
Where do you blow your load when you fuck guys Brandon?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/02/2013|
A lot of us are all dick and no brain.
A lot of us like both.
Get the fuck over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/02/2013|
Isn't there some StrgihtBro subreddit where this important question can be discussed?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/02/2013|
Who gives a fuck about this straight shit? Take it somewhere else douchebag. Straight people boring as fuck in a gay board. So clever
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/02/2013|
R67 - I like to hear about the sexual adventures of my straight friends or straight strangers for that matter. Just don't keep looking at the thread if it doesn't appeal to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/02/2013|
Straight guys who fuck guys now and then are very interesting. Brandon is warped, but in a good way.
Ignore the gay nazis, Brandon.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/02/2013|
So you can only ever fuck men if you want to be on DL?
Please a lot of us are homoflexible
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/02/2013|
Off-topic, but the last time I had sex with a guy was back in Texas. Galveston.
I used to hangout at a coffee shop called MOD. A lot of med students would hang out there, and one I was pretty friendly with this one guy Steven. He was very attractive, but sex just wasn't on my radar though I knew he liked me. We mostly just hung out at MOD, but I went over his place and smoked a few times.
One of those times he had a highschool kid over. He was 18, so I guess not a kid, but he WAS a virgin. The kid was totally crushing on Steven and Steven really wanted to screw this kid but the kid wanted to wait.
Anyway, we got really stoned, and Steven went out to get food. I get to talking to this kid and he is like in LOVE with Steven. He's showing me all of their text messages and pictures.
I asked him why he won't give it up, and he goes on about how he wants to wait till they're actually in a relationship, but he does want it to be Steven. Heh.
So Steven gets back and I start teasing them about the no sex. I tell the kid to give Steven a kiss, but he pussies out. I ask him if he doesn't think Steven is cute because I DO and if I had the chance to kiss Steven or have sex with him I would take it. The kid just says he's taking it slow cuz it's important to him.
So I tell him ill show him how it's done and start kissing Steven right there. Steven is stoned and into me and he gets into it.
I'm rambling but long story short, me and Steven went to his room and fucked while the kid sat on the couch watching Adventure Time.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/02/2013|
And where did Steven get your load?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/02/2013|
Wow. Hot story Brandon.
See guys, aren't you glad you didn't chase him away?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/02/2013|
Totally non p.c. to say...but I love blowing my load inside an ass or a pussy.
I hate condoms, I hate pulling out.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/02/2013|
R75 Me too. Condoms kill my boner and Im too young to start taking viagra.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/02/2013|
And I forgot to add that I'm 5'5" and 600 pounds and I haven't left my mom's living room sofa in 4 years, so yeah I find these types of stories very hot!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/02/2013|
[quote]sex isn't really about attraction with me.
So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/02/2013|
Brandon knows exactly how to play you guys.
A regular Jim Jones.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/02/2013|
[quote]So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?
Oh hell no! I'm pretty picky. I just mean it's not the "getting off" aspect of sex that motivates me.
For example, in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven. He was hot and I had plenty of opportunity in the past, but it was other factors that pushed me.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/02/2013|
Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/02/2013|
So what if he's playing us. We are all bored at work and the life of this twisted individual is keeping us squirming in our seats.
Brandon, are you a squirter or a dribbler?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/02/2013|
[quote]Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.
You mean 'dudes' who 'bang' chicks.
They also, it seems, pay $18 to chat with the gays on a gay forum.
Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/02/2013|
Brandon, was your mother a prostitute?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/02/2013|
R74/Brandon - I love you even more now.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/02/2013|
Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict...
I meant to add...on his gay days.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/02/2013|
I've been coming to DL for years. I don't really expect anything when I post a thread, but I enjoy the discussions.
No, R84, but as I've talked about before she was a drug addict who died in a car accident when I was 11.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/02/2013|
R81 - actually a lot of my straight male friends fuck-and-tell and ask opinions on hookups, relationships, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/02/2013|
So did you tell her to shut the fuck up?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/02/2013|
Brandon, you are a misogynist. I really don't understand how you can use women like that and live with yourself. NO! I'M NOT A WOMAN! I'm a guy who happens to like women a lot and who treats them with respect unlike Brandon the sexual schizophrenic.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/02/2013|
R90, how was he using her???
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/02/2013|
Did you give her a creampie?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/02/2013|
R91, they way this loser brags how he sexually uses women.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/02/2013|
[quote] in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven.
Brandon, you may sick in the head but DAYUM!!! your stories are hot.
So, how did the kid react? Did he cry? Did you permanently ruin it for him and Steven?
[quote]I came in his ass.
Were you fucking him missionary or doggy? How did you pleasure him?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/03/2013|
R90, that's why I asked if his mother was a whore. He has A LOT of anger/hatred of women. Mommy issues that I'm sure he must be exploring in therapy.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/03/2013|
I don't think he's misogynist per se, rather a predator who preys on the vulnerable and get's off on dominating and corrupting these weaklings. Their gender is irrelevant.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/03/2013|
Second the predator theory. Also, doesn't know how to use situational advantages constructively, or to care for other living things. He should use his jock status to help instead of hurt.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/03/2013|
Good Lord. Chicks get horny too. A girl who likes to fuck is not always a victim of a sexual predator. You have no idea that this girl was weak OR vulnerable. Maybe she was taking advantage of Brandon's weakness...his constant need for attention. Maybe she just felt like jumping on a bone and sensed he know how to throw a mean fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/03/2013|
I'm sure they looked at Brandon and that impressive cock and got all puffy down there.
The big question I have is - does Brandon give creampies to his female conquests?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/03/2013|
Ya, R98, I don't think many high school girls get off on being caught by their mothers giving a guy a bj. Maybe you find that hot, but I guarantee you she didn't. Little girls are nothing like adult gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/03/2013|
I will charitably assume his defenders have somehow missed his other posts where he has written about his enjoyment of degrading, manipulating, and emotionally abusing girls (particularly underage ones, whom he likened to "toys"). So while he may indeed be a predator of both sexes, he seems to get a special kick out of preying on females.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/03/2013|
R101 is a liar. I've NEVER written anything about underage girls or guys. They've always been legal.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/03/2013|
So when you speak of high-schoolers you're always referring to legal adults? OK then, but everything else I wrote is true.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/03/2013|
I think the reason he gets a special kick out of preying on young females is because it's programmed into the male DNA. It's called "evolution". Google it.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/03/2013|
My ex, the high school girl you're probably referring to, was 17 when we first hooked up.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/03/2013|
Brandon, are you a bare or wrapped guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/03/2013|
Oh yeah, I did talk to the girl and told her the situation and asked if she could keep things on the down low. She had no problem with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/03/2013|
Awww come on Brandon - are you a bare or condom guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/03/2013|
Brandon, you are HOT AS HELL.
Post nudes please.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/03/2013|
He has on another thread and the cock is perfect - a nice pink thick piece of perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/03/2013|
What kind of makeup are you wearing in 107?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/03/2013|
Where, R110? I wanna see.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/03/2013|
Sometimes I think people in creative writing workshops at Community Colleges across America occasionally come here to practice character development.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/03/2013|
R112 - here you go. If it doesn't go to the right page, it is somewhere around post 480. Beautiful cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/03/2013|
R111, no makeup. Just take care of my skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/03/2013|
Sorry - that should have been 450 not 480
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/03/2013|
Come on Brandon - bare or wrapped? The thought of you emptying your cum canon into some cum dumpster has me all worked up.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/03/2013|
If that's no makeup, it looks unnatural like porcelain. What man has porcelain skin?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/03/2013|
Brandon, if I were that workchick, I would fuck you on sight. You are fucking hot.
Post a full nude body pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/03/2013|
R119 - Agree. I'd take Brandon's load center stage in front of 30,000 people.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/03/2013|
I'll take that as a compliment, R118. I guess Lol I can't really imagine walking around with makeup on though. I'm sure I'd get a lot of shit. I am lucky to have good skin, but it's probably just the picture that gives it that look. If you've seen my FB you'll see some better pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/03/2013|
R117, depends on the sitch. If a girl is on birth control, I'll shoot inside like I'm James Holmes and that pussy is playing Batman.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/03/2013|
Let's see you naked, Brandon.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/03/2013|
Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/03/2013|
Show us your body, Brandon.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/03/2013|
Yes, it's time for at least a swimsuit pic from the beach.
Have you ever considered being on Cam4?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/03/2013|
If you've been around Datalounge, you know how much we value good nipple placement.
I'm thinking this could be your downfall.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||04/03/2013|
Brandon - if she's not on birth control do you go cowboy and pull out to blow your load?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||04/03/2013|
No. It's "douche," douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||04/03/2013|
Come on Brandon, do you always go bare????
|by Anonymous||reply 131||04/03/2013|
Ok Brandon,..bare or wrapped? I'd love to have your load oozing out after being your cum dumpster
|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/03/2013|
Brandon. How old were you when you lost your virginity with a girl and guy? Details would be nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/03/2013|
Brandon, I missed the video of the married guy giving you a bj. Please post it again?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/03/2013|
Seriously, Brandon looks like Andy Dick. There are many desperate fags on this thread, WOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/03/2013|
"I'd love to have your load oozing out after being your cum dumpster,"
The most thoroughly pathetic thing I've seen posted here, and I've been here since '99.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/04/2013|
Brandon has posted more than once about his inability to resist being balls deep( his words) in teen-aged guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/04/2013|
R138. What about wealthy, in shape 40 year olds?
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/04/2013|
Fucked her again on Friday.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||04/07/2013|
DONT SHIT WHERE U EAT. ASSHOLE.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||04/07/2013|
Don't shit on her pussy. Got it.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||04/07/2013|
At first I thought that it was sexist, but then I realized that anyone stupid enough to have sex with OP deserves to be trivialized by being called a chick.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||04/08/2013|
I was kind of turned on till I saw that pic of Brandon. He ain't all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||04/08/2013|
Oy Gevault. No this thread again.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/26/2013|
So, why did you make it happen again, R147?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/26/2013|