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So I Fucked This Chick From Work

Started in January. New city, didnt know anyone. She asked me to lunch my first week after some friendly conversations waiting for the elevator. She blew me in her car during lunch and I fucked her that same night.

Things were cool. She works in another department as me but the same floor so not a lot of interaction but we kept it friendly. She asked me out a couple more times, but I was genuinely budy, and things just naturally fell off.

I got a call from an HR person this morning and when I we t down there I was asked about making sexual remarks at work where people can overhear me she made it sound like I had been talking publicly about my sex life. I told her no, that I'm new, don't really socialize with anyone there and I'm pretty much in my office the majority of the day. She accepted that and she really didnt seem concerned.

I brought it up to another guy that's in chick'sOP department and he told me that she had been openly talking about us fucking and he was pretty sure ANOTHER woman in his dept complained.

Should I go tell chick to shut the fuck up? Forget about it, since it wasn't even me doing the talking and HR really didnt seem to care, just going through the ropes?

It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 15008/21/2014

You were doing fairly well until the last line.

by Anonymousreply 103/27/2013

OP Watch "A Place in the Sun." And don't shit where you eat.

by Anonymousreply 203/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 303/27/2013

You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...

And then you go on to say that you do chat up the guy in her department, who you at least know well enough to tell him your problems.


by Anonymousreply 403/27/2013

Brandon? Is that you?

by Anonymousreply 503/27/2013

This thread is making me horny as hell!

by Anonymousreply 603/27/2013

Eat your weirdo, op!

by Anonymousreply 703/27/2013

[quote]You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...

That's what I told HR.

by Anonymousreply 803/27/2013

Certain understated stupidity makes this almost believable.


by Anonymousreply 903/27/2013

Yes, R5, it is.

by Anonymousreply 1003/27/2013

Why would you have to defend someone else's remarks, OP? She can say whatever the fuck she wants and then she's the one who gets called down to HR, not you. Why would they call YOU in if you made no inappropriate remarks?

by Anonymousreply 1103/27/2013

R11, no clue unless HR was just being thorough. Or maybe they thought I was part of the conversation.

But that's why I want to tell her to be quiet, because I got dragged into it. I really don't care that she tells people, she's hot. But obviously she needs to lower the volume or something.

by Anonymousreply 1203/27/2013

[quote] She blew me in her car during lunch

Do straight girls really do that?

by Anonymousreply 1303/27/2013

R13, yup. Chicks are sluts.

by Anonymousreply 1403/27/2013

It *is* Brandon.

I guess too many moved away from the other threads.

My, what a sicko.

by Anonymousreply 1503/27/2013

Well I didn't want to post in in another thread because it was a new topic.

And what's sick about this?

Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 1603/27/2013

Who is Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 1703/27/2013

B is for Big Cock

R is for Really Big Cock

A is for Awesome

N is for Nifty

D is for Damn! He's hot!

O is for Omniscient

N is for Nuclear

by Anonymousreply 1803/27/2013

I love the op and want to suck his cock also!

by Anonymousreply 1903/27/2013

Brandon is omnisexual?

by Anonymousreply 2003/27/2013

"It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers."

Immature much? I'll paraphrase what someone said earlier: You never, ever get your meat the same place you get your bread and butter. Dig?

by Anonymousreply 2103/27/2013

His other thread has just been deleted.

I give this thread somewhere in the 30-50 range.

Brandon, seek help, even more help.

by Anonymousreply 2203/27/2013

Your bosses at M&M probably won't be happy to know what you're doing on DL during work hours.

You need to take some meds for your ADHD.

by Anonymousreply 2303/27/2013

OP, even animals know not to shit and eat in the same place.

by Anonymousreply 2403/27/2013

I had a friend at work who would blow one of our coworkers in his car at lunch. She also pretty much every cute guy with an office.

When you work in an office doing the same thing day after day, you make your own fun. Whether that be watching videos of cats or getting your freak on.

by Anonymousreply 2503/27/2013

My pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 2603/27/2013

Ugh, straight men.

by Anonymousreply 2703/27/2013

Is this thread real?

by Anonymousreply 2803/28/2013

I thought Brandon offed himself because everyone was so mean to him?

by Anonymousreply 2903/28/2013

Speaking of, can you say Datalounge Sex Scanda???

Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)

by Anonymousreply 3004/01/2013

Women be sluts. Women be nuts. I feel for straight dudes having to put with cunts.

by Anonymousreply 3104/01/2013

Hot beard, Brandon. Got any more pics/vids?

Looks delicious.

by Anonymousreply 3204/01/2013

Has Brandon ever fucked a guy?

by Anonymousreply 3304/01/2013

So women are sluts? and men are not? right?! Why is this straight dude on DL? OP, you sound like a sleaze ball who likes to use women. You are a pig. World's smallest violin is playing for whoa is me BS!

by Anonymousreply 3404/01/2013

OP is not a pig. He kept his mouth shut. Not the fucking whore. But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow. Not to mention hypocritical. I'll leave to your meds.

by Anonymousreply 3504/01/2013

"Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)"

Is that an outtake from "Girls"? It's just as un-stimulating as a sex scene from that show! That huge thigh looks like Lena Dunham's!


by Anonymousreply 3604/01/2013

[quote]having to put up with cunts

[quote]Not the fucking whore

Who knew Swearengen posted on DL!

by Anonymousreply 3704/01/2013

[quote]So I Fucked This Chick From Work

Are you the person who sneered at me for starting a blind item thread about the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?

by Anonymousreply 3804/01/2013

Aww r38, don't let it get to you. Who cares if he laughed at you for starting a BH thread, the people that watch it probably loved your thread. I am always in the Hollywood witch thread and some people come in there to make fun, but a bunch more people like it. If it's any consolation, I would check out the BH thread if I watched it or knew any of them.

by Anonymousreply 3904/02/2013

[quote]But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow.

Oh, double dear @ R35.

by Anonymousreply 4004/02/2013

This is a gross thread, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4104/02/2013

R35 is drunk.

R41 is offended.

I'm confused.

by Anonymousreply 4204/02/2013

[quote]Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)

Who the fuck are you? And that could be anybody!

by Anonymousreply 4304/02/2013

Glad to see you back Brandon!

by Anonymousreply 4404/02/2013

"Brandon" would only fuck a girl if she was pegging.

by Anonymousreply 4504/02/2013

um...OP, dear. This is a GAY message board. WTF are you doing here?

by Anonymousreply 4604/02/2013

lol, R6!

by Anonymousreply 4704/02/2013

R46, I've fucked a few dudes and gotten plenty of bjs from guys.

by Anonymousreply 4804/02/2013

Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?

by Anonymousreply 4904/02/2013

[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?

Guys like me.

by Anonymousreply 5004/02/2013

[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?

Young, white, athletic

by Anonymousreply 5104/02/2013

So, femmy.

by Anonymousreply 5204/02/2013

Femmy, fat and ugly...

by Anonymousreply 5304/02/2013

[quote]So, femmy.

R50 was not me, but I'm not fem at all, except when I'm pretending to be British. And I'm not into fem guys either.

Most of the guys I've hooked up with have been your highschool jock type, and that's because my ex was in high school when we were dating so I was always around high schoolers.

by Anonymousreply 5404/02/2013

[quote]Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.

Well, I guess you came to the right place for advice on your heterosexual meanderings.

Isn't there a more appropriate forum for these str8 guy issues? Because, frankly, my dear, we have our own problems, aplenty.

by Anonymousreply 5504/02/2013

Now the troll is claiming he's bi.

Why hasn't this shitstain been banned yet?

by Anonymousreply 5604/02/2013

R56, banned for what?

And I'm not claiming I'm bi. I've mentioned on here since I've been coming that I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.

by Anonymousreply 5704/02/2013

So Brandon, who gives better BJs...guys or girls?

by Anonymousreply 5804/02/2013

R58, I'd say guys are technically better, but I enjoy the lack of pride girls have when they do it. Dudes almost seem eager to do it. I really like grabbing a chick by the head and fucking her throat. It really turns me on because it feels more degrading with a girl.

by Anonymousreply 5904/02/2013

[quote]And I'm not claiming I'm bi.

Then what do you think:

[quote] I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.


You're all dick and no brain.

by Anonymousreply 6004/02/2013

R60, sex isn't really about attraction with me. Sorry that confuses you.

by Anonymousreply 6104/02/2013

[quote]You're all dick and no brain.

You just described like 90% of all men, gay and straight.

by Anonymousreply 6204/02/2013

I have no problem with Brandon being all dick and no brain.

by Anonymousreply 6304/02/2013

Where do you blow your load when you fuck guys Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 6404/02/2013

A lot of us are all dick and no brain.

A lot of us like both.

Get the fuck over it.

by Anonymousreply 6504/02/2013

Isn't there some StrgihtBro subreddit where this important question can be discussed?

by Anonymousreply 6604/02/2013

Who gives a fuck about this straight shit? Take it somewhere else douchebag. Straight people boring as fuck in a gay board. So clever

by Anonymousreply 6704/02/2013

R67 - I like to hear about the sexual adventures of my straight friends or straight strangers for that matter. Just don't keep looking at the thread if it doesn't appeal to you.

by Anonymousreply 6804/02/2013

Straight guys who fuck guys now and then are very interesting. Brandon is warped, but in a good way.

Ignore the gay nazis, Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 6904/02/2013

So you can only ever fuck men if you want to be on DL?

Please a lot of us are homoflexible

by Anonymousreply 7004/02/2013

Off-topic, but the last time I had sex with a guy was back in Texas. Galveston.

I used to hangout at a coffee shop called MOD. A lot of med students would hang out there, and one I was pretty friendly with this one guy Steven. He was very attractive, but sex just wasn't on my radar though I knew he liked me. We mostly just hung out at MOD, but I went over his place and smoked a few times.

One of those times he had a highschool kid over. He was 18, so I guess not a kid, but he WAS a virgin. The kid was totally crushing on Steven and Steven really wanted to screw this kid but the kid wanted to wait.

Anyway, we got really stoned, and Steven went out to get food. I get to talking to this kid and he is like in LOVE with Steven. He's showing me all of their text messages and pictures.

I asked him why he won't give it up, and he goes on about how he wants to wait till they're actually in a relationship, but he does want it to be Steven. Heh.

So Steven gets back and I start teasing them about the no sex. I tell the kid to give Steven a kiss, but he pussies out. I ask him if he doesn't think Steven is cute because I DO and if I had the chance to kiss Steven or have sex with him I would take it. The kid just says he's taking it slow cuz it's important to him.

So I tell him ill show him how it's done and start kissing Steven right there. Steven is stoned and into me and he gets into it.

I'm rambling but long story short, me and Steven went to his room and fucked while the kid sat on the couch watching Adventure Time.

by Anonymousreply 7104/02/2013

And where did Steven get your load?

by Anonymousreply 7204/02/2013

Wow. Hot story Brandon.

See guys, aren't you glad you didn't chase him away?

by Anonymousreply 7304/02/2013

R72, I came in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 7404/02/2013

Totally non p.c. to say...but I love blowing my load inside an ass or a pussy.

I hate condoms, I hate pulling out.

by Anonymousreply 7504/02/2013

R75 Me too. Condoms kill my boner and Im too young to start taking viagra.

by Anonymousreply 7604/02/2013

And I forgot to add that I'm 5'5" and 600 pounds and I haven't left my mom's living room sofa in 4 years, so yeah I find these types of stories very hot!!

More, please.

by Anonymousreply 7704/02/2013

[quote]sex isn't really about attraction with me.

So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?

by Anonymousreply 7804/02/2013

Brandon knows exactly how to play you guys.

A regular Jim Jones.

by Anonymousreply 7904/02/2013

[quote]So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?

Oh hell no! I'm pretty picky. I just mean it's not the "getting off" aspect of sex that motivates me.

For example, in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven. He was hot and I had plenty of opportunity in the past, but it was other factors that pushed me.

by Anonymousreply 8004/02/2013

Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.

by Anonymousreply 8104/02/2013

So what if he's playing us. We are all bored at work and the life of this twisted individual is keeping us squirming in our seats.

Brandon, are you a squirter or a dribbler?

by Anonymousreply 8204/02/2013

[quote]Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.

You mean 'dudes' who 'bang' chicks.

They also, it seems, pay $18 to chat with the gays on a gay forum.

Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict.

by Anonymousreply 8304/02/2013

Brandon, was your mother a prostitute?

by Anonymousreply 8404/02/2013

R74/Brandon - I love you even more now.

by Anonymousreply 8504/02/2013

Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict...

I meant to add...on his gay days.

by Anonymousreply 8604/02/2013

I've been coming to DL for years. I don't really expect anything when I post a thread, but I enjoy the discussions.

No, R84, but as I've talked about before she was a drug addict who died in a car accident when I was 11.

by Anonymousreply 8704/02/2013

R81 - actually a lot of my straight male friends fuck-and-tell and ask opinions on hookups, relationships, etc.

by Anonymousreply 8804/02/2013

So did you tell her to shut the fuck up?

by Anonymousreply 8904/02/2013

Brandon, you are a misogynist. I really don't understand how you can use women like that and live with yourself. NO! I'M NOT A WOMAN! I'm a guy who happens to like women a lot and who treats them with respect unlike Brandon the sexual schizophrenic.

by Anonymousreply 9004/02/2013

R90, how was he using her???

by Anonymousreply 9104/02/2013

Did you give her a creampie?

by Anonymousreply 9204/02/2013

R91, they way this loser brags how he sexually uses women.

by Anonymousreply 9304/02/2013

[quote] in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven.

Brandon, you may sick in the head but DAYUM!!! your stories are hot.

So, how did the kid react? Did he cry? Did you permanently ruin it for him and Steven?

[quote]I came in his ass.

Were you fucking him missionary or doggy? How did you pleasure him?

by Anonymousreply 9404/03/2013

R90, that's why I asked if his mother was a whore. He has A LOT of anger/hatred of women. Mommy issues that I'm sure he must be exploring in therapy.

by Anonymousreply 9504/03/2013

I don't think he's misogynist per se, rather a predator who preys on the vulnerable and get's off on dominating and corrupting these weaklings. Their gender is irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 9604/03/2013

Second the predator theory. Also, doesn't know how to use situational advantages constructively, or to care for other living things. He should use his jock status to help instead of hurt.

by Anonymousreply 9704/03/2013

Good Lord. Chicks get horny too. A girl who likes to fuck is not always a victim of a sexual predator. You have no idea that this girl was weak OR vulnerable. Maybe she was taking advantage of Brandon's weakness...his constant need for attention. Maybe she just felt like jumping on a bone and sensed he know how to throw a mean fuck.

by Anonymousreply 9804/03/2013

I'm sure they looked at Brandon and that impressive cock and got all puffy down there.

The big question I have is - does Brandon give creampies to his female conquests?

by Anonymousreply 9904/03/2013

Ya, R98, I don't think many high school girls get off on being caught by their mothers giving a guy a bj. Maybe you find that hot, but I guarantee you she didn't. Little girls are nothing like adult gay men.

by Anonymousreply 10004/03/2013

I will charitably assume his defenders have somehow missed his other posts where he has written about his enjoyment of degrading, manipulating, and emotionally abusing girls (particularly underage ones, whom he likened to "toys"). So while he may indeed be a predator of both sexes, he seems to get a special kick out of preying on females.

by Anonymousreply 10104/03/2013

R101 is a liar. I've NEVER written anything about underage girls or guys. They've always been legal.

by Anonymousreply 10204/03/2013

So when you speak of high-schoolers you're always referring to legal adults? OK then, but everything else I wrote is true.

by Anonymousreply 10304/03/2013

I think the reason he gets a special kick out of preying on young females is because it's programmed into the male DNA. It's called "evolution". Google it.

by Anonymousreply 10404/03/2013

My ex, the high school girl you're probably referring to, was 17 when we first hooked up.

by Anonymousreply 10504/03/2013

Brandon, are you a bare or wrapped guy?

by Anonymousreply 10604/03/2013

Oh yeah, I did talk to the girl and told her the situation and asked if she could keep things on the down low. She had no problem with that.

by Anonymousreply 10704/03/2013

Awww come on Brandon - are you a bare or condom guy?

by Anonymousreply 10804/03/2013

Brandon, you are HOT AS HELL.

Post nudes please.

by Anonymousreply 10904/03/2013

He has on another thread and the cock is perfect - a nice pink thick piece of perfection.

by Anonymousreply 11004/03/2013

What kind of makeup are you wearing in 107?

by Anonymousreply 11104/03/2013

Where, R110? I wanna see.

by Anonymousreply 11204/03/2013

Sometimes I think people in creative writing workshops at Community Colleges across America occasionally come here to practice character development.

by Anonymousreply 11304/03/2013

R112 - here you go. If it doesn't go to the right page, it is somewhere around post 480. Beautiful cock.

by Anonymousreply 11404/03/2013

R111, no makeup. Just take care of my skin.

by Anonymousreply 11504/03/2013

Sorry - that should have been 450 not 480

by Anonymousreply 11604/03/2013

Come on Brandon - bare or wrapped? The thought of you emptying your cum canon into some cum dumpster has me all worked up.

by Anonymousreply 11704/03/2013

If that's no makeup, it looks unnatural like porcelain. What man has porcelain skin?

by Anonymousreply 11804/03/2013

Brandon, if I were that workchick, I would fuck you on sight. You are fucking hot.

Post a full nude body pic.

by Anonymousreply 11904/03/2013

R119 - Agree. I'd take Brandon's load center stage in front of 30,000 people.

by Anonymousreply 12004/03/2013

I'll take that as a compliment, R118. I guess Lol I can't really imagine walking around with makeup on though. I'm sure I'd get a lot of shit. I am lucky to have good skin, but it's probably just the picture that gives it that look. If you've seen my FB you'll see some better pics.

by Anonymousreply 12104/03/2013

R117, depends on the sitch. If a girl is on birth control, I'll shoot inside like I'm James Holmes and that pussy is playing Batman.

by Anonymousreply 12204/03/2013

Let's see you naked, Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 12304/03/2013

Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche Douche

by Anonymousreply 12404/03/2013

R124, touché.

by Anonymousreply 12504/03/2013

Show us your body, Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 12604/03/2013

Yes, it's time for at least a swimsuit pic from the beach.

Have you ever considered being on Cam4?

by Anonymousreply 12704/03/2013

If you've been around Datalounge, you know how much we value good nipple placement.

I'm thinking this could be your downfall.

by Anonymousreply 12804/03/2013

Brandon - if she's not on birth control do you go cowboy and pull out to blow your load?

by Anonymousreply 12904/03/2013


No. It's "douche," douche.

by Anonymousreply 13004/03/2013

Come on Brandon, do you always go bare????

by Anonymousreply 13104/03/2013

Ok Brandon,..bare or wrapped? I'd love to have your load oozing out after being your cum dumpster

by Anonymousreply 13204/03/2013

Brandon. How old were you when you lost your virginity with a girl and guy? Details would be nice.

by Anonymousreply 13304/03/2013

Brandon, I missed the video of the married guy giving you a bj. Please post it again?

by Anonymousreply 13404/03/2013

Seriously, Brandon looks like Andy Dick. There are many desperate fags on this thread, WOW!

by Anonymousreply 13504/03/2013

Doin' the bump....

by Anonymousreply 13604/04/2013

"I'd love to have your load oozing out after being your cum dumpster,"

The most thoroughly pathetic thing I've seen posted here, and I've been here since '99.

by Anonymousreply 13704/04/2013

Brandon has posted more than once about his inability to resist being balls deep( his words) in teen-aged guys.

by Anonymousreply 13804/04/2013

R138. What about wealthy, in shape 40 year olds?

by Anonymousreply 13904/04/2013

Fucked her again on Friday.

by Anonymousreply 14004/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 14104/07/2013

Don't shit on her pussy. Got it.

by Anonymousreply 14204/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 14304/08/2013

At first I thought that it was sexist, but then I realized that anyone stupid enough to have sex with OP deserves to be trivialized by being called a chick.

by Anonymousreply 14404/08/2013

this thread too...

by Anonymousreply 14504/08/2013

I was kind of turned on till I saw that pic of Brandon. He ain't all that.

by Anonymousreply 14604/08/2013

Oy Gevault. No this thread again.

by Anonymousreply 14705/26/2013

So, why did you make it happen again, R147?

by Anonymousreply 14805/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 14908/21/2014

Why did you bump this?

by Anonymousreply 15008/21/2014
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